Joe Francis Says Brody Jenner Has A Small Peen
On Thursday night in Los Angeles, a discarded tampon and a pre-owned butt plug got into a fight at Guys and Dolls nightclub. We've already heard Brody Jenner's version of the douche battle royale and now here's Joe Francis'.
Joe tells E! News that contrary to Brody's version, he never delivered a massive beat down on Jayde Nicole. Joe said that he was minding his own business when Jayde pushed at him and threw her drink all over him. Joe said he might of "accidentally" pulled her hair when he turned around to confront her, but never punched her in the face or kicked her. The next thing Joe knew, Brody was beating his ass and ripping his shirt off. For some reason, that last part didn't make my b-lips tingle. It made them wrinkle up even more.
Joe said that the security tapes will show what really happened, "I'm the victim. Brody hit me in the face. I've never hit a girl in my life and the accusation disgusts me." Then Joe said that Brody has a million issues including having "smallest penis in Hollywood." This coming from one of the biggest DICKHEAD in Hollywood.
In Brody's defense, Joe does have a face that was produced by Everlast, because you just want to punch it. I'm sure that most of you are sitting on your fists right now (use lube) to keep from punching your monitor. It's a natural reaction to seeing Joe's butt plug of a face.
As for Brody having the tiniest peen rod in all the land, bring us proof, Joe! We know you have a giant picture of it hanging in front of your dildo chair.
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How dead on you are on this one, sir! Everytime I see this guy's face, my knuckles tingle...and that ain't from love.
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OMG sophie monk dated him? WOW....I didnt know she was that stupid.
His ex gf is really pretty. How can such a pretty girl date this douche. The one that was on TMZ, that jayde threw water on joe for. I don't get it. Not that pretty is everything, just think she needs to get her priorities straight and get some confidence.
parkerj: "some guys you want to smack, this guy you want to punch squarely in the nose."
Some guys I want to give a curb sandwich. His piano teeth mouth would be awesome on the curb.
some guys you want to smack, this guy you want to punch squarely in the nose.
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 2:21am.
hahahhha!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Okay.
I just considered a similar tanktop at Old Navy earlier today and decided it was too trashy and slutty.
And I'm a girl!
Jesus.
I just got on here to say how hawt I think Joe is, then I saw the picture. And now, I must admit to what a fucktardian he is. Damnit!
Way to burst a girl's bubble. (or at least her imaginary hollywood wanna be cherry!)
I really was holding out hope that he was just a normal douchebag, but I see that I have been proven wrong. I'd rather go Samantha Ronson, then get caught up with this hot mess.
And seriously, I don't get why guys talk about other guys dicks. It only pisses them off when a chick says they have a small pecker. Seriously, ask my ex...he's livid. ha.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 12:33am.
@Angle, I know eh? Best part is I'm fairly sure it's not fake.
Mrs K alerted me to it.
my fav is the one about the dog and the yard.
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O mine goes with that one - it's the one about the toilet.
And...
Remember that. More. Me.
HHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA! It's too good.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
@Angle, I know eh? Best part is I'm fairly sure it's not fake.
Mrs K alerted me to it.
my fav is the one about the dog and the yard.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
OMG TITS it's SO fucking funny! I'm dying
*wipes tears, holds chest*
*wonders how healthy it is that she thinks this is so hysterical*
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 11:59pm.
@Angle
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
that is all.
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OMGLOL from the first post. Haha!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
@Angle
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
that is all.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
The most feminine dyke EVER.
-Evolution is a theory not a fact-
OFFT: Twitter don't gots space for all this. Must share.
Penn&Teller some guy (Grover Norquerst? Pres. of Americans for Tax Reform):
It's none of the government's gottdam (he said it just like that)BUSINESS what I do. And so they shouldn't be taxing me to tell me NOT TO DO something or subsidizing me to tell me TO DO something.
I have a wife and mother for that.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:37pm.
Okay first I just have to mention the pic. Bwhahahahahahahhahahhaahahahhaahahahaha!! Didn't know they did school pics in prison.
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He was the "class bitch"
Ahahahaha!! Now he's the classless bitch lol.
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:46pm.
Hey, run your cursor over the pic and see what MK saved it as.
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Ha! Sounds like LOVE to me!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Joe Francis has rapey eyes. Cokey scary rapey eyes.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:25pm.
Joe Francis's face is like a toy head with removable parts, his smile looks the one that you never used on Mr. Potato Head.
LMFAO!! He's got the potato down though.
Hey, run your cursor over the pic and see what MK saved it as.
Sup TITS? Heaux? If he shows us his panties I'm gonna puke.
This punk ass pussy needs a bitch slapping. He's run around making millions of dollars off of drunk chicks flashing their tits, and it's gone to his head. Time for someone to give him a serious smackdown...
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TIGER? SWEETAS? AND FRITO?
fuck me i have to go out.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:37pm.
Okay first I just have to mention the pic. Bwhahahahahahahhahahhaahahahhaahahahaha!! Didn't know they did school pics in prison.
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He was the "class bitch"
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Okay first I just have to mention the pic. Bwhahahahahahahhahahhaahahahhaahahahaha!! Didn't know they did school pics in prison.
You guys are so nasty!! *runs off to read thread. twice.*
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Dude, I didn't even read this post, I'm so not surprised by that pic... you KNOW he really wears chick's clothes in real life... and he probably eats dog shit off the street. Yes we all know this.
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Preach it Frito, preach it!
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LMAO... I need my own pulpit.. and don't most preachers have combovers? Fuck... I need one of those too.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Dude, I didn't even read this post, I'm so not surprised by that pic... you KNOW he really wears chick's clothes in real life... and he probably eats dog shit off the street. Yes we all know this.
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Preach it Frito, preach it!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:23pm.
@FritoDorito: I can't tell you how glad I am that you didn't want to make us vomit. Thanks:)
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Anytime.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
@FritoDorito: I can't tell you how glad I am that you didn't want to make us vomit. Thanks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Dude, I didn't even read this post, I'm so not surprised by that pic... you KNOW he really wears chick's clothes in real life... and he probably eats dog shit off the street. Yes we all know this.
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FRRRRRRRIIIIIITOOOOOOO!
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TIGEY! FUCK YES!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Dude, I didn't even read this post, I'm so not surprised by that pic... you KNOW he really wears chick's clothes in real life... and he probably eats dog shit off the street. Yes we all know this.
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FRRRRRRRIIIIIITOOOOOOO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:18pm.
Wow, Frito - that was a leap.
A leap I'm willing to take! LOL!
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You know I could have gone on.... made the list of disgusting things this douche probably does but I was being nice. DIdn't want to make you vomit.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Wow, Frito - that was a leap.
A leap I'm willing to take! LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Dude, I didn't even read this post, I'm so not surprised by that pic... you KNOW he really wears chick's clothes in real life... and he probably eats dog shit off the street. Yes we all know this.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:08pm.
could care less about these 'people' *tosses tiggy some soy sauce*,
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Tempura??? Good thinkin' TITS.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
could care less about these 'people' *tosses tiggy some soy sauce*, or this story but I have to say the pictures mk digs up to go along with these posts are hil-ar-ious.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
If Joe Fracis fell into a vat of hot oil and no one was around to hear the sizzle, did it really happen???
*tying apron arond tiger neck, heating up a vat of oil*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks like a crazy-eyed, extremely aggressive old jewish stone butch dyke at a lesbian bar in Miami.
Must be a slow news day.
damn...thought Mr. Francis was just plucked up by the grim reaper in this long ass summer o' muerte.
"Joe's butt plug of a face" is right.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:06pm.
hmmm, how does joe know this? thats' the question.
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I knowz it Christine, cuz it's my job to assess peen size. It's a dirty job, my friend, but someone's gotta do it.
hahahah, but you're not a hetero male, you are a girl, right?
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Hahaha...yeah, Imma girl.
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Here's a sampling of what critics across the country had to say about the face-closeups-only sequence of Matlock getting a hummer:
Washington Post: It's a good argument for abstinence.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:06pm.
hmmm, how does joe know this? thats' the question.
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I knowz it Christine, cuz it's my job to assess peen size. It's a dirty job, my friend, but someone's gotta do it.
hahahah, but you're not a hetero male, you are a girl, right?
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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I think Brody Jenner is hot.*shameface*
it's weird that his dad looks like an aging dyke.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:06pm.
hmmm, how does joe know this? thats' the question.
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I knowz it Christine, cuz it's my job to assess peen size. It's a dirty job, my friend, but someone's gotta do it.
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Here's a sampling of what critics across the country had to say about the face-closeups-only sequence of Matlock getting a hummer:
Washington Post: It's a good argument for abstinence.
hmmm, how does joe know this? thats' the question.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Normally I hate violence, but if both these asswipes were to croak the world would be all the better for it.
Submitted by Shorty 8/29/2009 1:54p.m.
Can I clone your husband? I want some of that!