Heather Mills Debuts Her New Line Of Trash
Last night in Los Angeles, the cunty cuntress of cuntery, Heather Mills, launched her new recycled fashion line called Be@one. Heather should've called her line Be@trash or Be@fug, because her clothes Be@SHIT!!
Heather told the audience that all of her pieces were made out of clothes and textiles that normally would be thrown into the trash. Heather said, "The collection consists of women’s and menswear, designed for the assertive, fashionable and eco-conscious person. All the fabrics used in the pieces have been carefully sourced and remodeled into something unique and highly wearable."
Wearable for who exactly? Old timey prostitutes who were just attacked by Jack the Ripper? Or child touching flashers who want to fancy up their look a bit? Seriously, all of these clothes look like the halfway point of a Project Runway challenge.
Heather, stick to being a big cunt and leave the designing to the professionals (like Sheree).
And I don't know about you, but in these pictures, Heather looks like something the Benjamin Button baby of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It must be those maniacal eyes.
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It's all about smell and a stinky attitude!
It's all about smell and a stinky attitude!
If I wanted recycled fashion I would go to Goodwill. I wouldn't spend a bent penny to make this cunt richer. Fuck off, Gimpy Mills.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
She must be wearing colored contacts? She has a weird stare here that makes her look like it...she also looks better here than I remember her looking so that's all I can think...more makeup maybe too. I mean she still looks ick cause I can't stand her but....not quite as bad as when she had long hair and was going through the divorce.
Who does this bitch think she is.......A Real Housewive??????
To Heather, from the world: You still around? ho hum...
Who on earth would go to her show? Do people talk to this woman still??
Next up: a CD of all-original Heather Mills music. Tentative band name: "Heather Mills and Legs."
No one gives a fuck about this withered old peg-legged prostitute. It's the Summer of Death, Heather. Get with the program.
It's amazing how much you can save the world when you do it with other people's money.
Still, I ain't mad at Heather. She got that cash.
She needs to sit down, pop off her leg, reach into it, and dig out all those hand-written nuggets of gold she wrote to herself during her marriage to Sir Paul.
Sluts worldwide could use this advice.
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She looks like an evil mastermind now, some cross between Cruella de Ville and Draco Malfoy
Don't buy her stuff.
Don't eat at her restaurant.
Common sense: if you want her to go away, don't enable this person.
With all the $$ she has, just chill lady, chill.
"Wait, so Thom Ford says no socks? I'll top that: No socks OR SHOES! See, I'm a better designer than him!"
What is that thing with the aqua lapels that dude has to wear without laughing? It looks like a tuxedo for an organ grinder's monkey. Needs an aqua fez.
I want to punch her face in.
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Bottom-feeder.
This has to be a joke. But the red-headed model is FIERCE! Way to work wearing crap allegedly designed by a vindictive, psychotic bitch!
omg how fucking unprofessional!
1. why are half the models barefoot? it looks dirty and like they didn't have time to pick out shoes! the ones who are wearing shoes look like they got them from payless or some shit.
2. they don't know how to walk on the runway! in one of the pictures, they're all out there, pointing in different directions. it looks like they're about to run into each other.
3. clothes are UGLY!! plus they're all on crooked and don't fit right.
4. why is the show in the dark? the camera flashes make everything look even more trashy, plus half of it is see-through.
5. all the models and people in the background have these stupid smiles like they're in a school pageant and they can't believe they pulled this off. like "aren't we all grown up, having a fashion show of our very own!"
6. how fucking amateur. who let this woman attempt to make clothing? this has got to be the worst "fashion" i've ever seen.. 10 times worse than any other celebrity vanity line. wow. i didn't even know it got this bad!
i can't believe i just typed that much about heather mills.
IF she sells any of this trash she will get 100% profit, since she got them out of a dumpster. Ugly Ugly Ugly..
yuck! these almost made me throw up my morning coffee.
Heather, 41, is on a mission to turn the world vegan, starting with her entourage. Her security guards are now scoffing tofu and lettuce, she assures me, and so are their wives. There's a long list of employees pinned to her fridge - including four plumbers, a piano professional and an eco-upholstery cleaner - maybe the ones with crosses by their names are still carnivores. 'Everyone who works for me eventually goes vegan,' she says firmly, 'by their own choice.' I even see her chucking her dog, Ollie, a fake chicken nugget. But her zealous veganism --vegangelicalism? - hasn't always worked. 'I could never get him to go vegan,' she says in a small, tight voice.
Paul McCartney is He Who Shall Not Be Named. We're here to talk motherhood, independence and soya sausages, and her PR and a handmaiden loiter beside us during the interview to make sure of it. But still there are lots of pointed digs at McCartney, whom she married in 2002 and divorced last year. She describes her 'partner of 15 months', holidayrepturned-snooker-player Jamie Walker, as 'Exactly what I need, a man without ego. You can't have a partnership like this' - she demonstrates one hand crushing another - It's got to be like this': both hands equal.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/lifestyle/article-23726087-details/Heather...
Dropping hints for us to follow and piece together, Mills will launch Be@1 this coming August 27th at the Highlands Hollywood in association with the charity event Celebrity Catwalk. The collection will restyle and recycle charity shop clothing — with one benefit, as Mills tweeted, being less waste thrown into the landfill.
That's what it was, she's going to cut up clothes and reput them together which is pointless.
Yeah I read somewhere something about this asshole giving some profits to charity but she already promised half of her money she took from Paul to go to profits and never went through with that? (at least it was something like that) So this woman can go screw herself. Charity I mean, I'm tired.
Who the fuck would wear this shit? Most of the veg-o-twats i know tend to wear home made scratchy vegetable dyed sack like things, not this type of fuckery.
Actually, thinking about it for them this might be considered high fashion, but for one thing.. i spot polyester.. Not sure how that stuff reacts to Ecover laundry detergent (which doesnt work and stinks by the way..).
OMG the clothes are so ugly, they looks so totally unprofessional, like a first year project at a small town design school or something... when you recycle something aren't you supposed to upgrade it in some kind of way?
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Cuntylicious, Cuntifying, Cuntrageous, Be@one is that one with your pegleg or your one braincell? Good luck Gloria Cuntybilt with the capri tuxedo, I'm sure it will be all the rage on the red carpet.
Doesn't Urban Outfitters already do that with their renewal line?
Nice try Heather, but this is not a new and innovative idea.
Heather is dumpster diving for fashion yet swimming in millions, while I'm eating pinto beans. Why God why!?! The world belongs to those audacious enough to claim it I suppose.
Tigerlilly! Long time no see. ♥
Shut. the. fuck. up. kickstand. God, a twat is usually at least somewhat useful...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is this whore SERIOUS???? Who would wear that shit? WHO? Even Shitney after a round of PURPLE DRANK and "meds" would not don that mess.
Amazing isn't it...some people see garbage, she sees CLOTHES!!!
I'm completely stumped!!!
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The thing that chaps my tiger ass is you know she doesn't wear that shit! Oh she will SAY she does, but bitch please...
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The seal hunt is not for food. It is brutally killing seal pups for fur. They die a horrible death, and it is for fashion and money. It has nothing to do with Inuit Indians. The Indians kill animals for food and clothing. They don't waste the animals. This is not the same thing.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is this whore SERIOUS???? Who would wear that shit? WHO? Even Shitney after a round of PURPLE DRANK and "meds" would not don that mess.
Amazing isn't it...some people see garbage, she sees CLOTHES!!!
I'm completely stumped!!!
Derelicte did it better.
Is this whore SERIOUS???? Who would wear that shit? WHO? Even Shitney after a round of PURPLE DRANK and "meds" would not don that mess.
I'm sorry but shit that would otherwise be thrown away but is salvageable needs to be made into clothes for the homeless or bedding for animals or some shit like that. I'm sorry, but if I can afford clothes made from something that ISN'T garbage, that's what my whore ass is gonna buy as long as I can afford to.
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crap crap crappity crap crap. please!
OMG!!! I think the redhead is Anna Trebunskaya from DWTS!!!! What the hell did Heather do to her?
... all of her pieces were made out of clothes and textiles that normally would be thrown into the trash....
Hey, maybe there was a reason for that! It's all fuckin TRASH!?!?!???
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I thought Lady Ca Ca was a hideous woman, until I scrolled down. Yikes!
Be@otch!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Why is her face so asymmetrical?
Submitted by astriastar on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:19pm.
LOL The model in the red dress looks like Rachel Zoe if Rachel Zoe actually ate food!
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OMG You're totally right! I never looked at the second pic the first time.
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LOL The model in the red dress looks like Rachel Zoe if Rachel Zoe actually ate food!
Why is this bitch's face so fucking twisted. Did they not undo her after the toilet cleaning job?
OMFG. That close-up. She's a complete raving psycho. Look at her!
Heather, you're no Stella!
Nice look there, Peggy, you look like my 2nd grade teacher in 1973.
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All these clothes are totally unwearable. Maybe she says "clothes that would normally go in the trash" she means that these should be in the trash, but she saved them and put a big price tag on them.
The fashion industry isn't and can't be eco friendly or they wouldn't stay in business because if it weren't for the fashion business we'd all be wear the same things for ten years. Instead we have a bunch of dumb bitches making us feel skanky because we don't have on something "fashionable". Fashion and eco are an oxymoron. If anyone really cared about the earth, we'd still be in shoulder pads or at least would have recycled them into maxi pads.
my kitchen towels/rags look better
Coma Caca!!
I cannot STAND this woman. Another celebrity who breezes into a pristine part of the world (Eastern Canada) and bullies the native people who live there (long before Europeans arrived - Inuits etc., not to mention the European descendents that live there along side them now) into giving up their livelihood because it involves a seal hunt. Never mind she comes from England where hunting for sport was invented. No, come and bother the people - the REAL environmentalists and animal lovers who TRULY live off the land and as one with the Earth - who rely on the seal hunt for food and shelter. I'm sick of dumbass celebrities bringing their ridiculous suburban/urban ideas about nature and the Earth to those corners of the Earth where they are genuine about it. TWO WORDS - FUCK OFF. Oh and one more CUNT.
God, I just wish this bitch would get swallowed by Octomom's snatch of doom already.