Afternoon Crumbs

HOLY SHIT!!!!! Britney looks clean!! OMG! The hair looks good too! Dare I say she looks kinda... happy?! WHat.....is the world coming to an end? LOL! Seriously, why doesn't she look clean/groomed 99% of the time it shouldn't be that difficult. Anyway, good for her. ;')

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "

Jesus Angie put some sleeves on for chrissake. And I would love to check the Megan Fox thread but refuse to give JJ the hits.

*puts boot in Lainey's face to hold her still for Stoney*

Jesus, Lainey has her nose so far up Brange's ass she can smell Saint Skeletor's crack ho breath.

Why the hell is Cruise saluting? If this is going to be our alien invasion send me to Mars pronto. I'd rather deal with Martians than Scientologists.

Shiloh is cute and seems happy, unlike the others in the Child Army. But will someone please tell Skeletor to eat a big old bowl of pasta and that there are more colours in the world than just black??? Jesus, she looks like something out of Auschwitz.

Shiloh is adorable. I don't think people would be saying she looks like a boy if Holie didn't insist on dressing her like a boy. When Shittney kids look cleaner than your kids, you have a big ass problem. Also, what the fuck is up with AJ constantly wearing black? What is she trying to prove? She tries to hard to seem dark and mysterious. Also, what the fuck happened to her breast? If I am not mistaken, she use to be a full C. You know, the one thing I use to really give her credit for is her full, thick head of hair. Not anymore. Now, her hair is looking thin, dull and limp.

I know I may be the minority her but I actually like that magazine cover. Don't know why, but I really like it.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

OMG - those shoes! First I thought there were going to be lucite and THEN I thought someone drew Lucite shoes on the picture. They're nice! But totally not in the middle of the day with that outfit. What the fuck?

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

AND it's good to see that Paris is still getting uglier by the second. Is that a wart? She's totally gonna look like the wicked witch of the West by the time she's 40. If not sooner.

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

LOL@Britney sportin' the Kim Zolciak (or whatever the fuck her name is). I told that bitch to get a wig ages ago so's her poor hairs can grow back. I hope she wears it all the time and it slips a lot.:)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Love this shite!

www.hotmenonly.net

Shiloh looks so TAHRED, dude. And how come Angie never looks at anybody? She's always busy or looking off in the distance. RUDE!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

One of KFed's rogue sperm fishes spotted on Google Earth
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LOLOLOLOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

I wonder if the Serena Williams wax figure has a huge poop chute like the real Serena? To me the wax figure looks like Serena several pounds and many years ago.

What's with the dark circles under Shiloh's eyes? Very disturbing.

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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

Brit does look good...and hey, the boys got haircuts...soo cute, and much better.

You tell me Angie is not on smack and I will tell you that you are WRONG.

Megan Hausermanns ass is superb!!

Someone send serena williams and khloe kardass a memo that they should NOT be sexing up anything.

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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers

Infinityhead or not... there's something about Christina Ricci that always keeps me intrigued.

I knew that panfaced-reality skank-ho Megan was going to work the murder-suicide in her favor.

What's up with all these people who have pools where they live going to hotel swimming pools to hang out?

-"Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:21pm."

I'm sure that's what they want to believe but truth is, they are just THAT dirty. Angelina Jolie has always been such a mess, since she was a kid until now. There is one picture of her in her teenage years where she's "playing" a guitar and she just looks so unkept, like she didn't shower nor combed her hair. She even had some sort of white powdery something on her knees. Then I remember another picture of her with cheese teeth. Even as an adult, she always has uncombed hair and overall looks messier than Shitters.

I do believe those stories now of how messy their house is because it's clearly reflected on them. Bradley has always had fame of reeking body odors and for being dirty too, so what chances do those kids have?. But yeah, they can claim they have no time with 100 kids at home or whatever lame story they tell to justify their behavior.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Angie looks really gross lately & why does poor Shiloh look like she has dark circles already?
What does Ricci have against bangs?? I love bangs, I wish I had straight hair & looked good with them...She needs them more than anyone!!

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:21pm.

I can see it now as they lounge in their newely renovated Chateau in France and gaze at the million dollar artwork, "We simply refuse to dress our kids in nice clothes since so many of the world's children are poor and naked."

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And yet, Angie will be wearing a full face of makeup, have her hair done, and have a dress and oversized sunglasses on to go buy a gerbil. Hypocrite.

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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:23pm.

Um, Lainey needs to die.

That is all.
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Oh how I agree with you, Stoney!

I've been ranting about that cunt and how I'd never visit her blog again, but clicked on the link and ended up reading about her begging to get to Ewan McGregor, or some shit.

Isn't this bitch married?

Um, Lainey needs to die.

That is all.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

That Russell Brand story is something out of an x-rated version of Spinal Tap. But it's the females I have to wonder about in that story. He's just a self-indulgent moron on a power trip, but you really have to have less than zero self-respect as a female to hook up with him in any way.

Shiloh is a homely little munchkin. But she'll have a lot of money and fame by default, so that's good.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

How come we haven't seen the Holy Twins lately?

$cientology is eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil! Katie needs to run for her fuckin' life, and take the alien child with her.

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“A, B, C, D, E-E-E!” --Brian Kinney

Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:18pm.
If I see another post with those dirty Bgangelina Basterds I'm going to cry, seriously. They are the opposite of Suri and the other celebrity children who always look extremely well groomed. Shit! even the Cheetolings look better groomed than the whole Brangelina kids. Shiloh just looks like another dirty trailer park kid AND she looks like a boy, no kidding. She reminds me of those celebrity boys with long LONG unkept hair.

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I can see it now as they lounge in their newely renovated Chateau in France and gaze at the million dollar artwork, "We simply refuse to dress our kids in nice clothes since so many of the world's children are poor and naked."

Submitted by KidL on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:06pm.
Does St. Angie wear anything besides black dresses, pants and tank tops? She must order them in bulk.

Shiloh is a cute kid but honestly, I don't think she is The Most Beautiful Child Ever. I really don't get how either of her parents got The Most Beautiful label either. AJ looks like a heroin addict and Pitt is looking at least 10 years older than his given age.
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Hey KidL! I think they were both good looking awhile back. Most beautiful people ever? Nah, but definitely beautiful. But they're both past their prime now. Brad because he's old and Angie because of the drugs/lack of food. I do think Shiloh is SO cute, but there are a lot of cute kids out there.

Shiloh is a Scallywag!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

If I see another post with those dirty Bgangelina Basterds I'm going to cry, seriously. They are the opposite of Suri and the other celebrity children who always look extremely well groomed. Shit! even the Cheetolings look better groomed than the whole Brangelina kids. Shiloh just looks like another dirty trailer park kid AND she looks like a boy, no kidding. She reminds me of those celebrity boys with long LONG unkept hair.

The whole Brangelina family are so damn trailer park looking.

Want to see a drunkard with awesome dance skills? check this out. hahaha!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqFXQQKuwh4

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

EW. Russell Brand is fucking disgusting.

Parisite needs to be decapitated and then we can watch her body flail about till she realizes she's dead.

Does St. Angie wear anything besides black dresses, pants and tank tops? She must order them in bulk.

Shiloh is a cute kid but honestly, I don't think she is The Most Beautiful Child Ever. I really don't get how either of her parents got The Most Beautiful label either. AJ looks like a heroin addict and Pitt is looking at least 10 years older than his given age.

Scientology is going downhill. Woot woot! Miscarriage is evil.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:46pm.

GOD, have those things been stinking up in her closet for the last year??
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*considers how the boots must smell*
*vomits*

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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

http://laineygossip.com/Angelina_Jolie_takes_the_Chosen_One_Shiloh_out_s...

No wonder everyone is turning their attention to Megan Fox. Look at the boney and veiny arms. This is not the sexiest woman in the world.

Shiloh is SO CUTE! Megan's shoes are fuck ugly. Russell Brand makes my vadge scoot up farther into my body. RiRi's Grace Jones homage actually looks pretty good. Brit looks kind of normal.

If a man has the ability to stand there and eat a plum while you're blowin' him, then you're NOT doing it right!

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

Shiloh WALKS (on water).

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

Shitters has broken out the BOOT MOVES!!

GOD, have those things been stinking up in her closet for the last year??

HAHAHAH The comments on Towelroad: "I've seen clearer images of Jesus of Nazareth in a tortilla. NEXT!"

That supposed Loch Ness monster in the picture is a BOAT baby!

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OMFG ARE THOSE THE BOOT MOVE BOOTS FROM HELL!?!?!

Is she recycling them? Did the mold die out?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

I agree: Shiloh is beautiful. But Angie needs to eat more gerbils.

Angie and Shiloh are bonding! I'm so relieved. I worry about those two.

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Shiloh is adorable!!! gosh what a freak of a mother she has.

Coma Caca!!

Shiloh is a beautiful kid. Who is the crack whore with her?

How is screwing Russell Brand even considered gossip filler at this point. I love how the model chick describes what sounds like some guy fucking away the boredom on a slow day as if it mattered to anyone but her.
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gross shoes Megs
and Shiloh looks so cute, I know everyone is going to say she's dressed like a boy but WHO CARES, she's gorg!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Die scientology and Cruise.

Courtney is a healthy weight now, but that meth face is still busting through. Ouch.

OOOkay, here we go:

1) Brit Brit looks really cute (I am ignoring the boots)

2) Paris fucking sucks. She should have just freed a crab in Doug's house and he would have thought of her every time it pinched him. EDIT: actually, I'm sure the other kind of crabs on his privates do the job just fine. Can't EVER forget all his nights in Paris *shudder*

3) Shiloh looks like a little boy you'd find playing on a shitty, rusted-out metal swingset near low-income housing.

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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Aw look. Parisite has a chin crab trying to break through her skin!

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Moo!