The Cokey Jewel Snatcher Of Hollywood Strikes Again?
If you're ever in the company of LiLo, you better protect any valuable joo-ree you're wearing with The Club, or else you might not ever see it again! Radar Online is reporting that XIV Karats is getting ready to take legal action against Blohan, because she hasn't returned $2 million dollars worth of jewels she borrowed from them over two months ago.
XIV Karats kept getting on Blohan's ass to return their shit and she finally said that she didn't have it anymore, because someone snatched it from her safe. We knew this was coming. The source said, "Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe. They've disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. The jewels were in Lindsay's care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken."
Michael Lohan, Blohan's unofficial spokesbitch, defended his daughter by saying, "Lindsay didn't take anything from them. They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them. That's all I know. She has no intention of keeping any of it. So I guess they're sorting it out."
More like, "She's snorting it up."
XIV Karats needs more internet in their life, so that they could've known about Blohan's thieving ways beforehand. At this point, even Claire's won't loan her shit.
Here's White Oprah's child leaving Bardot in Hollywood looking like a freshly bloomed daffodil covered in spring dew drops.
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In my incredibly learned opinion, the girl in the security footage of this burglary is actually Lohan - or some other skinny-ass junkie that she put up to it - who has staged a burglary to make it LOOK like those jewels were stolen.
Truth is: she sold them for crack.
Or she lost them down the back of some crack-den sofa where they still lie alongside months worth of sofa pizza and ciggie buts.
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Why would you give a known crack slut realz jules in the first place. This bitch in her current and past condition wouldn't know the difference between Harry Winston,and some sparkly shit from BigLot's or those 25 cent machines at the Goodwill. Now, that I think about it "Whites Oakarah" Put this shit together!!!
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Gawd, she needs a stylist. She's a skank!
I remember in the nineties when all the women's mags used to shitcan Demi Moore with the caption Gimme Moore because she would practice her 9/10ths of the law perogative keeping stuff loaned to her by designers ect> Fuck knows why I even remember that .... But Lindsay, WTF has happened to you.. ?
Dear Lindsay,
Return the jewels, gain 10 lbs, and go back to your original hair color.
That is all.
I love how she's photographed in front of Ethel Merman's star.
So even if the jewels were stolen(let's make believe)...isn't she still responsible for them?
Who the hell asked her to keep them anyway...she's such a dickass!
She's got the skin of an 80 year old woman.
Oooh lord she looks like Klaus Kinski in that picture!
What is everyone thinking:
1. HoHan had nothing to do with the break-in and really is a victim?
2. Hohan was involved in the break-in because she needed to cover her track b/c she sold the X1V jooree?
3. Hohan's dealer broke into her house to settle up her debt?
Come at me bitch!
It isn't like she's got status to be attending a movie premiere or some big social event, so yeah, why was she loaned expensive jewelry? Judging by the rags she's been wearing of late, she is shopping at Deb and/or Fashion Bug, and I can say with some degree of certainty that they don't have a dress code requiring expensive couture.
On the plus side, her ridiculous and neverending antics are keeping her out of movies:
"According to Entertainment Daily The "Mean Girls" star was said to be in line to play the protagonist in the film adaptation of acclaimed novel "Undiscovered Gyrl" but the writer Allison Burnett said the idea to star Lindsay in the project was dismissed because of the actress' troubled image."
Never trust a junkie....
On the other hand, if we'd been in the right place at the right time, we could've got some of those multi-thousand dollar pieces for $10. Damn.
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I wouldn't trust this bitch with a 25 cent Ring Pop, much less $2 million dollars worth of jewels. What the flaming fuck was XIV Karats thinking?
They should be this jewel thief in jail.
It would be interesting to know IF she had a "joo-ree" rider on her renter's/homeowner's policy and IF she did, did she add her XIV "purchases"? DOUBLE SCAM, if she did. Must have a rider, though. Jewelry is not generally covered by a standard policy.
Apart from Lohan's supposedly having been in NY when the burglary happened, wouldn't she or SamRo have known to turn off the security vid before entering? Or wiped it before calling the cops?
Here's a noir-esque notion: What if she set da bitches up for a fall? Nah, that requires too much forethought for Lohan.
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Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:50pm.
I was so excited to watch the rerun of last week's "Project Runway" last night followed by the new one. Wouldn't you know the "special guest judge" was this filthy, untalented, doesn't-know-shit-from-fashion cunt. I lost all respect for Heidi & Co.
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I saw that too, and I couldn't tell you how digusted I was when they announced her as the special judge. I was expecting a real designer, not someone whose claim to fashion fame is making blow job leggings with knee pads on them. I was aghast at the producers' choice. I was even more grossed out by the contestants' happy reactions. No one had the courage to roll their eyes.
Is it just me, or is her hairline trying to make a getaway off her head?
The Blohan is looking kinda crunchy around the edges......
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Submitted by get serious on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:54am.
2 things:
1) Why the hell is any jewelry company loaning anything to SHIThan, let alone $2 Million in jewelry?
2) SHIThan is a drug addicted, alcoholic, sperm burping arrogant lying kleptomaniac.
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This is just getting ridiculous - I have to believe that anyone loaning this addict ANYTHING has to know that it will go missing, and they are actually looking for the publicity. This also has to be the reason that anyone would be seen with lilo or would offer her a job.
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"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I was so excited to watch the rerun of last week's "Project Runway" last night followed by the new one. Wouldn't you know the "special guest judge" was this filthy, untalented, doesn't-know-shit-from-fashion cunt. I lost all respect for Heidi & Co.
XIV Karats - you deserve it, WHO in there right mind would "borrow" this idiot any jewelry?
drug-addled addict.
I do believe she'd "rob" herself for insurance money... Crackheads roll like that.
Oh, come on! EVERYBODY knows this scab "robbed" her own house. Put her ass in jail for grand theft.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Open Letter To Jewelers, Fashion Houses, Car Makers
Do Not, Repeat, Do Not Trust This Woman With Your Merchandise!
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She sold the jewels for drugs
Something smells fishy here and it's not just Blowhan's undies. If she had something to do with robbing her own house, she is beyond pathetic. LL needs to be put into some sort of mental health or treatment center before she kills herself or some innocent person.
Come at me bitch!
Why is Lindsay allowed to steal millions of dollars worth of shit with no consequences but Winona Ryder was made an example of for 5 finger discounting some barrettes? Addicts need consequences or they will never get help.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Why can't people understand that you don't loan drug addicts like Blowhan ANYTHING of value. If you do, expect your property to turn up in a pawn shop somewhere or some dealer's house.
Clean yourself up bitch ya look like shit!
"(I love the video pics of her breaking into her own place; what a retard to not know she'd be video'd)"
Wasn't she in New York at the time of the break-in?
...i can smell her through my monitor..yuk go take a shower..
Sally - yes, still lurves you.
Now go suck on your link!
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jack
you still lurve me though, right?
Here, let me send you a link to a Hallmark card to apologize.....
anyone remember my dream of Blohan, that I tried to tell her she needed to get herself together? well..guess that didn't work huh.
LOL at jack-n-the-hat and Migraine Sally. you two are funny!
Coma Caca!!
Yea, yea, yea... I know. I'm also the same guy that gets shocked the shit out of by a loose wire and after regaining feeling in my fingers, touch it again.
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LOL Sally!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Oh jack.
Never trust a dlisted hooker.
;)
*Looks at jack-n-the-hat* Did we not learn anything from yesterday? Before you know it, you might be lending bling blings to BloHan here.
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Bottom-feeder.
I did!
I am LMAO!!!!
Migraine Sally, did you just RickRoll jack AGAIN?
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Bottom-feeder.
LMAO - I'm so glad you are easily entertained. LOLOLOL...
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
I KNEW it!!
OWNED!!!!!
fucker
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
you clicked it did'nt you jack?
Sally.
Har. Dee. Har. Har. Yuk. Yuk. Yuk. Oh, how funny was that. I am laughing out loud. Ha.... Ha.... Ha....
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:56am.
@ Plecostomus
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NOOOOOOOOOOO :-(
I loved you with that gorgeous long hair!
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HoHan stole it.
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Bottom-feeder.
MASTER!
you are here today! I want to hear about NIN. Do I have to wait for Open post?!
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