ILLEGAL: Mimi Covers Foreigner
Happeh Fridaaaaay. If you need a good reason to fall back into a coma, just click play above. It's Mimi's cover of Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" off of her new album Memoirs of a Hello Kitty Fucker.
Okay, we all know Mimi loves to rub her Hello Tittays all over 80s power ballads (i.e. "Take a Look At Me Now," "Open Arms," and "Against All Odds"), but this made my ear drums pass out and my eyelids hit my cheeks (I'm writing this with my braille keyboard).
And apparently, this is Mimi's single! Expect this song to be the cause of 99% of all traffic accidents. As soon as this Ambien serenade comes on the radio, hos will fall into a deep slumber. While they are skipping through the butterfly butt fuck clouds, their cars will be careening off the road! So if you want to listen to this song while driving, you better snort a strong upper beforehand.
That being said, I really can't wait to see Mimi's horny ass frolicking in a bikini in the video for this shit.
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NO. I will not listen to this abortion.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
please mariah sucks ass now.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Mariah did an amazing job on this song. Not sure if it should be the second single but whatever. Almost 20 years in the game and she stay slaying bitches...when your fav gonna do it? NEVER!! :-)
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:52pm.
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Not half-baked considering their ages and (previous?) lifestyles. I immediately call to mind Steven Tyler as an example of an exploding one.
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:47pm.
My half-baked theory (ok, surmise) is rock stars of that era are starting to die off or explode. I thought maybe peeps were mixing him up with Mick Jones of The Clash, but even he is still alive.
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Worst Music Vid Evah: “Shine on Me”
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:45pm.
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He is still alive. He'll turn 65 in December.
Maybe everyone is confused because this is a case of alive or career dead?
I think Mick Jones is still alive. "Foreigner" (i.e., Mick and some other people) has a new CD coming out in September. (Mick also is stepfather to the Ronsons.)
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Worst Music Vid Evah: “Shine on Me”
I like Mariah's sweeping epic ballad fuckery but yeah this isn't very sweeping or epic it's like she's practicing her dog whistles into a tape recorder.
Seems if you've got a voice like Mariah or Whitney your handlers make you tour ($$$$) until your voice is shot and/or you turn to drinks/drugs to cope.
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Help me!
Mick Jones just died recently: I saw "Foreigner's" last NY concert at Jones Beach.
Sam was there: he was from LI, NY.
Ahhhh....this song is F'en great!!! C'mon...one of the most beautiful voices in U.S.A., she can sing any song....she is ROJO CALIENTE HOT!!!!!!
I kind of like this remake. But that quality she had in her voice is gone. I remember there was a time she could make the hair stand on my arms. Get goosebumps. Not anymore. But I still think this is pretty good though.
But we have to remember this is the CD version. The real test will come when she has to sing this song LIVE. I'm thinking it will be a vocal trainwreck.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 10:55am.
Ok, I love her version of "Open Arms" and "I Can't Live if living is without you"
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I've never heard Open Arms. I can't cuz that song is about MEEEEEEEEEE! and only *I* can cover it but I Can't Live - I like that one too:)
AND I'm not afraid to say so!
The thing about Mimi is that, IMO, she CAN sing. It's all the other stuff I gotta swallow along with her singing that makes me ill. And I really do prefer her doing covers cuz her own songs are so...meh.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Gotta admit I love all her 80's power ballad remakes (esp. I still believe and Against all odds)...except this one is not doing it for me.
um... 'take a look at me now' is a lyric from 'against all odds', not it's own song.
i hate to point that out as i somehow feel old as fuck now. sads. :(
Ok, I love her version of "Open Arms" and "I Can't Live if living is without you"
*runs away really fast*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
This crap is really illegal, over 3 minutes crapfest, 3 over minutes of sheep moaning, boring. i think she did the def leppard bringing on the heartbreak and it sucks too.
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Suck it.. Biotch!
Aren't "Take a Look at Me Now" and "Against All Odds" the same song? It's actually called "Against All Odds," and "Take a look at me now" is just a line from it. PS Mariah also recorded the 80's Brenda K. Starr song, "I Still Believe." Mimi used to sing back-up for Brenda, and it was Brenda who helped get Mariah her record deal.
This video doesn't work anymore. Suck.
I kinda like Mimi's covers of those 80's power ballads. Her crazy adds something to the mix. Oh, and MK, you forgot Bringin on the Heartache. I love that one. Sue me.
I'm trying to imagine what this warbling bitch is like in real life, and all that springs to mind is that girl at every party who shrieks "OH MY GAWD, THIS SONG IS ALL ABOUT ME!" whenever anything about how sexy someone is comes on. Seriously, this woman is batshit insane. How is she allowed out in public without a leash?
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Hey, buddy. You just see a real bright light?
How high does Mariah have to raise her chin to hide her other chin? Apparently, very high.
This cover is a crock of shit. That song is precious and she has no business trying to reinvent it. What a shame.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:15am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:08am.
freeee come hump me then! :P
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*lights candles*
*turns on Mariah Carey's I Wanna Know What Love Is*
Hey! Snowy? Where'd you go? Was it the Mariah? SNOOOOOWWWYYYYYY!
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Don't forget to wear black socks.
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*wags tongue*
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jack, you get a pass on wagging your tongue this time because snowy & freebie humping one another will cause a lot of tongues to wag.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:15am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:08am.
freeee come hump me then! :P
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*lights candles*
*turns on Mariah Carey's I Wanna Know What Love Is*
Hey! Snowy? Where'd you go? Was it the Mariah? SNOOOOOWWWYYYYYY!
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Don't forget to wear black socks.
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*wags tongue*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
I kinda like it.
I've never really listened fully to Maryah Carey's songs. Her screeching while she sings just makes my ears wanna commit self destruction, I will never let my ears ever hear a little part of her songs.
all I got from her songs was a "eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound. and i dont like eeeeeeeeeeeeee sounds.
Coma Caca!!
LMFAO Slutts! GAAAAG!
SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THIS BITCH OUT OF MY MISERY!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:15am.
LOL freee, I'm right here, I just had to take out my vodka tampon before we get busy
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LMFAO! I see you went with Citrus Vodka!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:12am.
Mick Jones must be spinning in his grave.
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Mick Jones is dead???? I didn't know that.
If he isn't, he's gonna spontaneously combust when he hears this.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:08am.
freeee come hump me then! :P
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*lights candles*
*turns on Mariah Carey's I Wanna Know What Love Is*
Hey! Snowy? Where'd you go? Was it the Mariah? SNOOOOOWWWYYYYYY!
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Don't forget to wear black socks.
LOL freee, I'm right here, I just had to take out my vodka tampon before we get busy
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:12am.
Mick Jones must be spinning in his grave.
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Mick Jones is dead???? I didn't know that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:08am.
freeee come hump me then! :P
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*lights candles*
*turns on Mariah Carey's I Wanna Know What Love Is*
Hey! Snowy? Where'd you go? Was it the Mariah? SNOOOOOWWWYYYYYY!
Play by play:
The snaps are so Boyz II Men.
I think the Auto-Tune's broken.
I like how you can practically see the edit from the first verse to the chorus. Did her manservant, I mean husband, produce this?
Auto-Tune's still not working.
The choir is 12 years too late.
Overall: Jesus, why did I listen to that?
Mick Jones must be spinning in his grave.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
no she didn't just f*ck up one of my fav love songs. nick come get this deluded bitch!
freeee come hump me then! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Stop smoking smarties!!!
Coma Caca!!
hello,everyone!!
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Now, now calm down MizRo. Listen closely to the song. Those squeals and screams at the end - do they not sound like someone's finally strangling Mimi with some dental floss?
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Bottom-feeder.
This was painful to listen to.
First there's the "I'm in the throes of love-making" whispers, then the gravelly wanna-be sultry "I think I'm Tina Turner" voice, then let's throw in a Gospel Choir to hide the fact that she cannot hit the high notes.
EPIC FAIL!
WTH happened to that woman who sang Vision Of Love back in 1990; Mariah's voice is truly horrible now.
Please Sade, come back we desperately need you!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Mooriah should have renamed this song "I want to know where my clit is".
It could have been much more ebtertaining.
That's IT!!
Bitch is remaking my fave Foreigner track?????????
I loathe this delusional bitch.
I love her voice but her antics and remakes far exceed my likability quotient for her.
Foreigner! *crying*
Has there been a songwriters strike going on for the past five or so years that I don't know about? Why is everyone in the music industry (actually, and film industry) so hell-bent on remaking what's already been made?! You dumbasses always claim to be 'artists' - so be creative instead of continuing to recycle!
I seriously worry for our culture sometimes. Music and film is either 1) stupid and trite or 2) copied. Nobody's coming up with any good shit anymore.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:43am.
Freebird...you don't need Friday hornies, you can molest one of your 397 CT trophies.
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I've already humped em all. I'm bored.
I have always haaaaated the real song and I *shameface* like Mimi's singing so, hey, I don't hate it. I mean it's no Heidi Montag
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Freebird...you don't need Friday hornies, you can molest one of your 397 CT trophies.
*sticks tongue out at jack*
I listened for about 15 seconds and blacked out.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:26am.
Maybe Mariah's version will cause me to hate it so much that it will wipe out the memory of Gene Simmons nailing a chick in Vegas while wearing his black socks and this song playing in the background.
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Oh gawd! That was so awful to see I lost the hots for his son! Bleh! It's in my brain! Well, I just lost the Friday hornies. Thanks.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:26am.
the memory of Gene Simmons nailing a chick in Vegas while wearing his black socks and this song playing in the background.
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LOL!!!
*wags tongue*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
She definitely doesn't hit the high notes anymore. In the places of the song where she would (like towards the end) a piano is playing and holding the high note instead. This gives me the sads :(
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
@Mawy:
Oh, but she covered it, all right. With week-old cat poop.
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Bottom-feeder.