Mean Anne Heche Is Mean
Celestia, the rightful Queen of Planet CRAZY, trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman last night and now he's responding. And he's really really sad-faced about it!
Coley, who you know was wearing a pair of pajamas he had on for 3 days straight, told UsWeekly, "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television."
HA. HA. And HA. I love how he's making sure we know he has some kind of job and isn't sitting around waiting for the mailman to stroll up with another check from Anne. I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself.
Coley also responded to Anne on his Facebook page, "I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean."
Coley should've just echoed what the majority has already said about Anne by issuing this statement: "CRAZY BITCH." It's simple, to the point and doesn't take a lot of keystrokes. Then Coley could have gone back to making skidmarks and organizing his animal crackers by species.
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who fuckin cares... he sucks and shes nuts.
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Seriously...what a pussy.
That dude's face is just begging to be punched.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Anne Heche is a stupid crazy bitch. She is pissed because Coley got custody of the child and she pays him alimony and child support. Nothing tackier than attacking the father of your child on TV. If the tables were turned and he was the breadwinner and she the stay at home mom, she would have been awarded alimony and child support.
So for a change a father finally gets what he deserves. It is obvious he is the better parent here. Warning to James Tupper when him and Anne split and she goes bat shit on him.
He's got a weird face. :P
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He..um...looks like a really nice guy.
He didn't even need to say anything. If I were him I'd get a restraining order, just in case she snaps.
Bitch was oozing the crazy energy that night.
He responded well, so where's the problem?
Can't blame him for being pissed. She's a selfish, batshit beyotch who doesn't care how her tirades affect her poor son, whom she isn't interested in because she has a new peen in her life.
She's really a tacky piece of work, and she'd still be struggling in obscurity if she hadn't boffed Ellen and then claimed she was God or something similarly crazy. I hope she goes Britney-style batshit so we can watch. Is that mean of me?
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:13am.
Many apologies for responding this fucking late. I'm still doing homework and decided to stop by to read back what other comments popped up.
The Fallout series started on the pc, iirc. 3 is of course a multi-platform game, but I guess I got used to playing Fallout on the pc.
At any rate, whether MK is a console or pc gamer, he's still a gamer and that's such adelightful surprise for nerds like myself ;)
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Submitted by jessicanfly on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself.
Oh, MK!
You play computer games too?
Well, darling, that just confirms my undying love for you.
Oh and I <3 Celestia too. Bitch is a kind of crazy that's very entertaining
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@Sibsi: Fallout 3 is for Xbox 360 & PS3. I had no idea it was a PC game too?
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Many apologies for responding this fucking late. I'm still doing homework and decided to stop by to read back what other comments popped up.
The Fallout series started on the pc, iirc. 3 is of course a multi-platform game, but I guess I got used to playing Fallout on the pc.
At any rate, whether MK is a console or pc gamer, he's still a gamer and that's such adelightful surprise for nerds like myself ;)
The way she went off on her ex last night was tasteless and damaging to Homer. That said, it wasn't anything I didn't expect from Anne Heche, queen of batshit crazy. It's obvious why Lafoon has custody of their son.
And Aunt Bea, you're right -- he's an odd-looking man.
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Odd looking man isn't he?
Yeah, the whole comment is wack.
I came away thinking: So, who is the father of Anne Heche's child, anyway? And why is this real estate agent defending him?
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She's a kook, he's a dweeb, it's a match made in hell. Oh, BTW, showing two clients, two different condominiums = 3hrs "work".
He has "gay face" and she is just bat shit crazy.
The two of them should just get back to work and save all that money for the years and years of therapy their kid is going to need!
There is usually one main reason the father gets custody of the child: The mother is screwing around with another ( in this case ) guy. Also using drugs and drinking the brains out. Anne Heche is a mess. I am surprised she is still getting movie roles. Sure this guy is probably a lazy ass ( I did see him in " Lost ". ) but would like movie roles if they came around. She is a stupid slut, bitch, and shouldn't trash the father of her child on TV. He is right in that respect.
His vanity got the better of him. He was all pumped up to think he had "turned" a lesbian straight. Ha ha ha ahah aha haha! Like his peen is magic. (Although I don't count her as a complete lesbian. She was just exercising her options).
But in his defense, he has been invisible and silent and he's undoubtedly a better parent to Homer.
Homer.
Shit.
MK BE PLAYIN DAT VIDYA GAMEZ?
HA. HA. And HA. I love how he's making sure we know he has some kind of job and isn't sitting around waiting for the mailman to stroll up with another check from Anne.
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Aw, MK - you're such a nice boy! How can it be that you're not married yet?
That being said: Doesn't this guy mean he was busy showing two holed out tree trunks to two families of trolls? I mean, that is what an Elf would be selling, right?
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This guy kinda looks like Mackenzie Astin...
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If I was Anne Heche I'd keep my shithouserat-spewing piehole shut. Playing the victim just doesn't suit one after faking lezzieness to bleed a rich and famous true lez AND after running nekkid talking Celestianese all over SoCal. AND writing a book about your space critter homies.
If they ever cast a live-action Venture Brothers movie, this fool has to be Billy Quiz Boy. Look at that goddamn head!
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"mean" isn't nearly as good a diss as "uncool" TEAM ANISTON!
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:48pm.
Good point on knowing the crazy, but does this prove that he didn't love her and only went for her wallet? Whatever the case, they had a child. She's not the full time parent. He is. It's not an outrageous amount of child support she pays.
I don't know. I think it's much, much stranger for a woman not to have full custody and her only complaint seems to be the payout. And making fun of him for coaching the kid's soccer team? What kind of fucked up shit is that? Not to mention Anne Heche broke up 2 marriages -- hers and her own. She should pay out the ass.
And seriously, a gold digger is a gold digger. I don't think it's any worse male or female.
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All good points, BUT he knew bitch was rich and crazy, bottom line. Did he love her? Fuck, who knows what side of her craziness she presented for him to love? He loved getting laid, he loved being rich, he loved all the celeb perks for sure...
Yeah, this crazy ho shouldn't have custody of that kid, but his judgment has only shown him to be (possibly) the lesser of two evils at best...
Both those useless skanks SHOULD have been sterilized before they even met...I mean, it makes me SICK that people just shit out kids even though neither parent is even really all that capable of taking care of them, and I believe this to be one of those cases...
In any event, god help that kid....
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:52pm.
I like yours better.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:50pm.
Anybody who would take Ellen Degeneres's sloppy seconds deserves public ridicule.
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I read that as pubic ridicule.
*backs away from wineglass*
Anybody who would take Ellen Degeneres's sloppy seconds deserves public ridicule.
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Good point on knowing the crazy, but does this prove that he didn't love her and only went for her wallet? Whatever the case, they had a child. She's not the full time parent. He is. It's not an outrageous amount of child support she pays.
I don't know. I think it's much, much stranger for a woman not to have full custody and her only complaint seems to be the payout. And making fun of him for coaching the kid's soccer team? What kind of fucked up shit is that? Not to mention Anne Heche broke up 2 marriages -- hers and her own. She should pay out the ass.
And seriously, a gold digger is a gold digger. I don't think it's any worse male or female.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:20pm.
*grabbing pigs & blankies, turning up nose at Drank, running away*
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:34pm.
EPIC FAIL...Oh, and male gold diggers are far more pathetic and disgusting than female ones...Disagree? Discuss...*setting out PURPLE DRANK and pigs in a blanket*....
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Seriously, let's turn tables.
Crazy as shit actor is considered unfit by the courts. Ex-spouse is awarded sole custody. Crazy as shit actor has to pay up child support and bashes his ex on TV for doing a happy dance getting child support -- which isn't all that much for Hollywood standards.
Sorry, but I think there is a huge double standard. They had a kid together, she's unfit. He gets custody. She pays and apparently does nothing but bitch about it.
I think she's the disturbing one in this picture.
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Excellent point, BUT her craziness was TELEVIZED then co-signed in a book written by HER, and he STILL CHOSE THAT HOT MESS to be the mother of his child...Nope, sorry...not giving him a pass...
Now, if he didn't know the bitch was crazy before he married her, then yeah...TEAM COLIE, but he knew...then let her infect his baby with her crazy genes for cash...EPIC FAIL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
EPIC FAIL...Oh, and male gold diggers are far more pathetic and disgusting than female ones...Disagree? Discuss...*setting out PURPLE DRANK and pigs in a blanket*....
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Seriously, let's turn tables.
Crazy as shit actor is considered unfit by the courts. Ex-spouse is awarded sole custody. Crazy as shit actor has to pay up child support and bashes his ex on TV for doing a happy dance getting child support -- which isn't all that much for Hollywood standards.
Sorry, but I think there is a huge double standard. They had a kid together, she's unfit. He gets custody. She pays and apparently does nothing but bitch about it.
I think she's the disturbing one in this picture.
shut up whiney puss.
'kay TEAM ANNE on this shit, only cuz Coley knew that bitch was bat shit, howling at the moon CRAZAY as a shit house rat and not only married her janked up azz, but had a chirren wif her! And WHY????? *Cha-ching*...I'd give him Dlisted credit for his gold diggin' skills if he hadn't CHOSEN a crazy bitch as the mother of his child...EPIC FAIL...Oh, and male gold diggers are far more pathetic and disgusting than female ones...Disagree? Discuss...*setting out PURPLE DRANK and pigs in a blanket*....
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself.
Oh, MK!
You play computer games too?
Well, darling, that just confirms my undying love for you.
Oh and I <3 Celestia too. Bitch is a kind of crazy that's very entertaining
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@Sibsi: Fallout 3 is for Xbox 360 & PS3. I had no idea it was a PC game too?
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she be odd...but man what a bod
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Well in retrospect there Coley, you married a "I'm not a lesbian" lesbian who likes to roll on ectasy and create different personalities for the attention. How else did you expect her to behave?
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:41pm.
Keep your weird little chin up, Coley.
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Heehee! I was going to say something about taking it on the chin, but there's no chin to take it on.
Does anyone else think his face is his head crooked?
It's like a normal face through a kaleidoscope. His forehead, eyes, nose and chin are all pointing different directions at the same time
Keep your weird little chin up, Coley.
You know what's mean.....naming your kid HOMER LAFFOON!
How the hell does Heche keep getting work?
Wow, he mothers her kid because she is unfit and is an "animal cracker organizer?" And only $3K a month to do so?
I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself.
Oh, MK!
You play computer games too?
Well, darling, that just confirms my undying love for you.
Oh and I <3 Celestia too. Bitch is a kind of crazy that's very entertaining.