Brangie Buys Gerbils: The Pictures
Last week, there was a mind-boggling important story about Brangie buying gerbils in France for their chirruns. Yeah, I know you already tattooed that story to the inside of your brain, so you can remember it for all time and forever. It's that important. Well, a week later, here's the pictures and they are equally (if not more) important! Go ahead and cancel your plans for the rest of the day, so you can print out all these pictures out and put them in your family album. That's not funny, because you know some Brangaloonies do that.
Why does Brad continue to dress like a pepaw mechanic who cleaned up real swell to go have dinner at the Sizzler? And why is Saint Angelina wearing a dress made from a saloon lamp in my grandma's "fancy" living room?
And in the last thumbnail, those gerbils don't look that excited about the possibility of being adopted by the chosen ones. They probably aren't looking forward to spending the rest of their days wearing all-black.
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that is one ugly dress on angie. i doubt that she's pregnant again. i used to have hamsters as a kid, damn they stunk up my room.
that last photo, is that the ones they got? those are hamsters not gerbils.
Dyou think shes knocked up again-shes looking really tired or maybe the child army are taking their toll.
I like the lamp shade dress myself...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
It looks like he is putting on all the weight that she keeps losing...I actually usually like the way she dresses, but this dress looks hideous.
Conspicuous consumption with some self-serving faux humanitarism thrown in thy name is Brandgelina.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:42am.
What?? Nobody made this connection about Angie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM
hahahaha (dork)
Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:06am.
They don't have to now. With the size of that chateau, they can go for days without having to see each other.
hahaha. True. Like an ordinary marriage....
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$56m for a chateau plus $16m to renovate..... Doesn't that suggest they have no plans to separate
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They don't have to now. With the size of that chateau, they can go for days without having to see each other.
I, for one, am enjoying her plans to put her little child army to work. Little brooms and shovels and trowels...You know the hamsters are a cover...you just know it. For what? Well, I'm just too afraid to ask, really...
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Big deal so they bought some gerbils, now if it had been Richard Gere buying some gerbils, that would have been newsworthy.
What?? Nobody made this connection about Angie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM
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FREAKING HILARIOUS. I can totally picture her doing this after taking the gerbil out of brad's ass.
I guess Braddie and Saint AngieHO don't mind the FRENCH paps invading their privacy and stalking them. He did say the quality of life in France is sooooooooooooooooooooo much better. Eat shit and die.
What?? Nobody made this connection about Angie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM
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Angelina's dress makes her look like a black mermaid.
you know those gerbs are for their snakes. ;>
adopting GERBIILLLSSS?? next it wil be guniea pigs and hamsters! nooooooooooooooo :)
Who is that scorching hot homosexual(the one with the sizemeat nose) that homosexual tinymeat brad pitt is talking to(and salivating over)???
this brings back some sad memories. my 5-year-old hamster just died :(. he will be missed
im glad that other ho's have realized they were hamsters not gerbils. now i dont feel like such a tard for pointing it out.
I actually have a dwarf hamster on my shoulder peering at the screen. He does NOT approve. He would also hit the white one.
Why does Angelina insist on wearing those ugly Mrs. Roper mumus? Granted black is better than a pattern, but I don't like this "Earth Mother" look she has going on.
Oh, and Brad's black socks make him look like a pepaw indeed.
Hopefully the maid and nannies will take good care of whatever pet they are buying.
Ok. Well then, good night.
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What in gerbil hell is Brad wearing? Black socks?!! He looks like my grandfather.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:40pm.
pffft! I’m surprised brangeina didn’t pick ferrets….much more “edgy”.
average hamster life span, 3 years and most BITE!!! (rubs hand)
They're trying their hand at raising farm animals.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:40pm.
pffft! I’m surprised brangeina didn’t pick ferrets….much more “edgy”.
average hamster life span, 3 years and most BITE!!! (rubs hand)
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There you go. This is the rodent expert, right here! :)
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pffft! I’m surprised brangeina didn’t pick ferrets….much more “edgy”.
average hamster life span, 3 years and most BITE!!! (rubs hand)
Just keep them fuckerz away from my bunnies!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:24pm.
Did not know that. This site is edumufacational. Maybe I had guinea pigs in mind....
I figure all the Brad/Jen/Angie stories are either wild speculation to sell media or their own PR leaking stuff to fan interest in some project.
Edit: Hamster life expectancy: 2-3 years; guinea pigs 4-7 years.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:14pm.
You're the mammal expert: don't hamsters die inna year or so?
$56m for a chateau plus $16m to renovate..... Doesn't that suggest they have no plans to separate?
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Well, the separation thing is a weekly event, really. It's always different how it's happening. He called Jen. She said rude things. They're babies are sick....every single week someone's got a Brangie break up couple - for months now. Wehn I first noticed it, I started looking for and it's always there....it's only slightly more frequent than Jen hooking up with some guy.
I do believe hamsters can live a good 6-8 years in the right conditions...not totally sure, but pretty sure. They're good pets (except for the biting) for the parent who doesn't really want a pet themselves...you know? Cuz they're done when the kids get too old to care...
I'm really surprised Angie din't wanna get rats which are considered one of the best pets for kids, apparently, for their patience and understanding. No, really. And you know Angie and the shocking stuff....
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:14pm.
You're the mammal expert: don't hamsters die inna year or so?
$56m for a chateau plus $16m to renovate..... Doesn't that suggest they have no plans to separate?
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by nurse_julie on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:42pm.
FYI, those critters in the last thumbnail are NOT gerbils.
They're actually dwarf hamsters (aka russian hamsters).
Umm, I'm pretty sure the Pitts live in FRANCE....
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Ok, so they're mixed. ;p
Don't ask me...alls I know is that that they're, likely, gonna end up lost in that mansion somewheres:
Although Brad and Angelina originally began renting the property last summer, they now have reportedly agreed to purchase the famous chateau for $56 million -with an additional $16 million being spent on renovations including a larger wine cellar, a gym and a motorbike track.
And every time I google these bitches (For a couple of days, Brad Pitt got you a picture of gerbils, but alas, no more.) I think: What they are is super models. They're kinda the only REAL super models. When you think of them as super models, they're pretty good at what they do.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
I suppose when you travel in private planes from one destination to another and are able transport your entire crew, gerbils and all, without the hassle of airport security and all the other annoying things that average everyday little people of the world have to deal with, then this works just fine. However, Brad needs to seriously rethink the wardrobe. He's at least 20 years away from being able carry off this look. Maybe Jack Nicholson could get away with this ensemble, but he's older, more accomplished, and he didn't make his name by riding on his looks. Bradley is getting way too comfortable and needs to step it up a notch.
Submitted by nurse_julie on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:42pm.
FYI, those critters in the last thumbnail are NOT gerbils.
They're actually dwarf hamsters (aka russian hamsters).
Umm, I'm pretty sure the Pitts live in FRANCE....
FYI, those critters in the last thumbnail are NOT gerbils.
They're actually dwarf hamsters (aka russian hamsters).
Yes, sadly I know this (I worked at PetSmart to support my schooling.
And P.S. Dwarf hammies are EVIL!!!!! They are the ones most likely to bite ( compared to "regular hamsters", rats, gerbils, guinea pigs).
Trust me, I know.
I'll bet if you put one of these pictures of Bradley on the "People of Walmart" site, no one would recognize him.
So tommorrow we'll see pictures of the empty hamster cage with Boris and Natasha running around looking for them...watch your step...oops too late.
lmao @ Zorba-the-Geek! You know that is the life of a Loon on the evening of every major Brange post.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Oh mah gawd! Like, can't you people understand, if Brangelina says they're gerbils, then BY GOD they are gerbils!!!!
*throws up the Malocchio*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=PlayList&p=EF675F4477...
Those spoiled ass kids will probably forget to feed them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9SizIzpQg
Ok so...
WTF kinda GD outfit is THAT?!?
It looks like she sewed two slips together.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Ah, they're not Gerbils...they're Siberian Hamsters. Seriously....
~Catahoulagirl
Is Brad Pitt that much of a douchebag that he can't carry a gerbil cage out?
P.S.,
The salesguy actually looks hotter than him.
*Putting on my Brangelina helmet*
OMG OMG that is teh most beatiful thing I have EEVR seen!! Those hamstrs have been BLESSED by the KING and QUEEN of HOLLYWOOD!! CHiniston Man-Hag only WISHS she could have a hamster like Brad and Angelina!! OMG this is my new scren saver!!! Thank you blessed family!!!
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! <3
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! <3
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! <3
*jerks off*
*faints*
I think that AJ MAKES Brad look ugly because she's a jealous whore like that. 'Memba how she showed up at the Inglorious Basterds premiere all fucking high? She's jealous of Mélanie Laurent, who is absolutely beautiful in the movie. She must be all of 24 or 25. Lock up your man, AJ, all the beautiful young women of Hollywood are coming after him. Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa
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Well, when you meet and then fuck the love of your life while he's married to someone else you start to think that hmmm maybe it can happen again with someone younger and hotter.
Two "pets" I will never get for my girls: rodents or reptiles. And birds. No fish, either.
That's no gerbil, it's a Miley Cyrus action figure.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 6:11pm.
CarrieD- Yeah, those gerbils are fitting right in their new home- Up Brad's ass!
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OH NO YOU DINT!!!! LOL, Race!!!!
I think that AJ MAKES Brad look ugly because she's a jealous whore like that. 'Memba how she showed up at the Inglorious Basterds premiere all fucking high? She's jealous of Mélanie Laurent, who is absolutely beautiful in the movie. She must be all of 24 or 25. Lock up your man, AJ, all the beautiful young women of Hollywood are coming after him. Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa
A GERBIL ATE MY DINGO!
Submitted by joanne on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:19pm.
It seems they clear the area out for these photo ops.
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You have obviously never been to a Bricolage in France. Seriously - you could stay in one for days just inhaling the MDF fumes and be completely undisturbed. THEY ARE LIKE CRYPTS.
Ma and Pa Kettle....in France.
I'm diggin' the dress..... for HALLOWEEN.
go to rehab angelina, and don't stage these pathetic photo-ops...i guess heroin addiction can be helped with rehab, but surely not by buying these innocent creatures...