Thursday, August 27th 2009

Guess Who Needs An Ed Hardy Intervention?

Who was photographed at LAX yesterday wearing a t-shirt made out of Jon Gosselin's pubic hair and the butt dingles of a dozen d-bags? The answer is after the jump. This hurts. JUMP!

LIZA NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Brew the coffee, order the donuts and get Candy Finnigan here, because Liza needs a douchervention!

This isn't the first time Liza's had a douche rag on. We must put an end to this. Why would she do that to her exquisite eybrows? I don't understand. If she doesn't stop it, her brows are going to jump off her face and quit her ass. They refuse to be a part of this shit! Drop the douche, Liza. Do it for your brows!

(Image: Bauer Griffin)

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

they are givin that shit away at century 21... 99 per cent off

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The war isn't working.

Sbe looks so old & frail.

Violet's picture

are you sure thats not Katie Holmes?

juiceberg's picture

At first, I thought Debbie Rowe finally burned that three wolves shirt and decided to wear something twice as doucheriffic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9SizIzpQg

z-listed's picture

Are you SURE that's Liza? She sure looks different!

chefcammi's picture

so it's hip (replacement- haha) to walk around with a retarded bedazzled tiger on your shirt now?

Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

hohohoven's picture

I love me some Lucille 2, and if anyone can wear Ed Hardy and not make me want to kick them in the crotchital reason, it would be her. Other wise, its dickhead clothes for middle-aged men trying to be cool with the kids. It's ok for Lucille,she's still cute.

rook's picture

Mind is blown.

Few Words's picture

Life is a Cabaret

scisan60's picture

How dreadful!
Liza does not need this douchewear to create High Dramr all the time!

Whatever's picture

I am the only one who thinks Ed Hardy crap is tacky? It looks cute on tweens but that's about it. IMO.

i am a sloth's picture

she probably isn't aware enough to realize she has that on

wait, what?

silvarga's picture

The most awesome thing about this picture isn't that it's Liza, but that it looks like Anthony Hopkins in drag as Liza"

chicagokristi's picture

Oh Lucille II, just say NO to douchewear!!!

xerquina's picture

Liza was the original douchebag. so I'm not offended by this.

mahaatma's picture

...smoke your fucking ass off - just don't do it right outside the door!...walk your rude lazy stinkin' ass AWAY FROM THE FUCKING DOOR and give the rest of us who do not smoke some room to breathe!!!...is that too much to ask?...

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Untamed Shrew's picture

Maybe she spent the night at Jon's.........???

JeannieBueller's picture

I hate Ed Hardy almost as much as I hate Ann Coulter but Liza can get away with this because, well, she's Liza.

Actually,It's not uncommon to see women over the age of 55 wear the Ed Hardy bullshit. Appparently, it makes them feel more edgy. I know this old rich lady who piles on Ed Hardy clothes because she thinks it makes her look younger.

I'm going to watch Cabaret and forget this ever happened, okay Liza?

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letinstar's picture

i had a hot bitch in a rainbow shirt light a ciggie right next to me at the bus station today...i would've said something, but her shirt looked very much like this...except with rainbows...
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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Liza actually looks better without the makeup!
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Snarf's picture

If your going to go with the fug shirt that only a douche would wear, might as well go with the meth-brows as well. Vom.

jonnobaas_sea's picture

She looks better w/o her makeup than most of my boyfriends.

Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.

Aunt Bea's picture

Am I the only one that hates Ed Hardy? Bleh.

Tristram's picture

Her shoes and jaunty chapeau are pretty happening, too.

Drew's picture

I swear, all Ed Hardy designs are stolen from the same Chinese fireworks packaging I buy for the 4th of July.

Amanda's picture

Damn--She's looking like Katie Holmes with 10 years of meth usage.

Terrapwn3d's picture

No! The horror! Lucille 2, how could you?

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Damn you Liza, first that alien faced gay David and now an Ed Hardy tee? You have a legacy to uphold!

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ViVee's picture

That Ed Hardy shit is freakin' fug. When will this disgusting assault on human eyes end?

BorgQueen's picture

Liza with a Z wearin a bedazzled tiger shirt. It would be ok if it wasnt Ed Hardy. I just saw Ed Hardy lighters in a store. Is there nothing that man wont slapped his logo on? He did try to slap his logo on the 8 Gosselin kids but succeeding only in getting a fellow douche and his methhead scank wearing his logo.
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xultar's picture

That Ed Hardy shit is some ugly shit. It snuk up on my ass like a fart in the dead of night.

darlingjulie's picture

I think she looks like Ferris Bueller

muffintops's picture

what is she doing here? trying to catch a bus...

cuchini's picture

i would have guessed charlize theron

madam ex's picture

Im sad for her.

Mother Superior's picture

I just laughed so hard when I scrolled down!!!!
LOL....Liza! :D

dreadpiratecuervo's picture

Liza, NOOOOOO! Go get that red Halston dress from Liza with a Z & put it on right now!!!

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

scisan60's picture

I think Ed Hardy was possibly, and I do mean possibly cool for about 15 seconds in 2006, but a lot of time has passed where this brand ranks up there with KrossKolors on the cool meter.

Please stop this shit now!

Rhoda's picture

I knew it was Liza before the jump, she's been photographed in Ed Hardy shit a few times before. I'm sure more thought went into designing those eyebrows than went into picking out that outfit.
To me, it's Liza and being Liza she gets a mulligan for wearing fugly ass clothes.

vegaslamb's picture

Three years ago I paid 250 to see Liza as guest of honor at HRC Gala. She didn't show up, of course because her ex told everyone she gave him VD of some kind. Shes a fucking nutjob. We saw her in concert a few months later(free). She started out pretty week, but after a few onstage gulps of her "iced tea" she really took of and it was a great show. I dont know what this has to do with wearing Ed Hardy...that shit is nasty and worse than heroin. At least heroin gives you a more hollow cheekbone.

Secret Original's picture

I dunno, Liza's looking kinda hot here to me.

I'm straight, but I'd still do her.

DeeDee's picture

Methinks David Gest left behind some of his duds.

gaudy, tacky, bedazzled... why liza??
leave this shit to the tasteless and chew on some caramel squares.
has anyone seen the lisa frank ripoff school supplies these jerks have out?

Oh my darlin Clementine's picture

LMFAO!! Am I the ONLY one crying here?? I was choking for 5 minutes w my boss right behind me! This is why I love MK: LIZA NOOOOOOO!!!

Oh my darlin Clementine's picture

LMFAO!! Am I the ONLY one crying here?? I was choking for 5 minutes w my boss right behind me! This is why I love MK: LIZA NOOOOOOO!!!

zomay's picture

Well maybe it was a gift and she has no clue...

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Aside from the horrible shirt, she doesn't look that bad. LOL!
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Morbidosity's picture

I didnt recognize her. Is she smoking inside the airport?? You can still do that?

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Liza with a Z, honey, you know what would look superfantastic with that shirt? A pair of Winkers. Because that tiger looks crosseyed.

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Jeepster's picture

OMG -

Liza - what are you DOING???? (hears the weeping of a million gays in the background). She looks like shit on toast.

This is depressing.

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