Trouble In Hot Topic Paradise
Avril Lavigne hasn't really been in the spotlight for a while, because she's been busy scuba diving in a Jack Daniels bottle. Or maybe people just can't be bothered to lift their heads to see what she's been up to. I don't know. But I do know that Gatecrasher is saying that the rumors about her 3-year-old marriage to Deryck Whibley being in the shit hole are true. Avril and Deryck haven't been photographed together since last year and sources are saying it's because he doesn't approve of her drunken slutty ways.
This past weekend, Avril was spotted in Southampton partying with anybody with a peen. When a few paps got pictures of her with other dudes, Avril demanded that they delete that shit so there wouldn't be any evidence. Earlier in the summer, Avril was in St. Tropez without her husband and bitches were saying that she was acting like she wasn't married.
Oh, poor Deryck. Dude already looks like a bulldog's ass after getting penetrated with a taser gun, so I'm sure he looks extra grisly when he gets the sads. Deryck should definitely drop The Big D on Avril and present this evidence to the divorce judge:
That's Avril with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. GUILTY!!!!!!! The judge will immediately grant the divorce and give EVERYTHING to Deryck.
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Avril is still alive?! Who would find that skanky/skinny girl attractive?!
Nevermind the chick in the fluorescent sweater, look at the dude in the mirror in the right of the picture, what is he suckin on???
I hope she poses nude before she goes totally to shit!! Come on playboy step up, she's hanging out with that greasy dude, she's on the level of nudity now.
Not an Avril fan, but that pic shows nothing... And she was with Deryck when she promoted "her" clothing line in Toronto.
Submitted by Shorty on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 1:20pm.
I was married at 23, but me & the hubby drank together like fish, watched porn together and snorted all the drugs we could get a hold of...TOGETHER. We never strayed because the party was ALWAYS where WE were. Avril has too much money and not enough LOVE for her mate, PERIOD.
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You know - that's how I remember it. I never got married but I moved in with my bf at 19 and we stayed together til I was 23. Sometimes my friends would get all pissy cuz if I was with him, everyone else just kinda faded into the background. And, yeah, we partied like crazy. So, I dunno so much about youth being a factor here, but personality, in general maybe...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Brandon Davis looks like he took a bath in a vat of KY! Seriously, why is he so greasy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9SizIzpQg
Don't forget he used to date Wonky McCrab Cake so skanky chicks must be his thing.
"Oh, poor Deryck. Dude already looks like a bulldog's ass after getting penetrated with a taser gun"
MK, you're killing me!! Thanks for the visual!
Question to American D-Listers:can you *please* keep her? It's bad enough that we now have Shiloh representing the poseur-hosers and we can't have the Matron Saint of Mall Punk coming back. She's all yours!!
i see greasy is still greasy...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
i don't know why, but her face has always bothered me. remember when she sang at the olympics?
wait, what?
Haven't seen greasy bear for a long time. Nice to see he is extra greasy and red as a beet. How punk rock of Avril to be chilling with him.
Bitch please! stop wearing electric pink accessories, you're already coming to botox age....
She has Mariah Carey Syndrome...she's really an adult but psychologically acts like a teenager.
She's too immature for marriage.
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
He looks like a dwarf.
*Passin to Miss Priss* "ear"
I knew Bitchette would be all up in here talking about weed. LOL
I loves ya!(and weed)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Thanks Katt~I'm STILL married~ 25 years...and happy as a pig in mud! Oh, and we still drink like fish and smoke like a West Texas grass fire.
Well said, Shorty. :)
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
I was married at 23, but me & the hubby drank together like fish, watched porn together and snorted all the drugs we could get a hold of...TOGETHER. We never strayed because the party was ALWAYS where WE were. Avril has too much money and not enough LOVE for her mate, PERIOD.
Ha, her husband is looking like such a fool right now. Bitch got married way too young, bad decision but I can't blame her for wanting to party and drink...she's in her 20s, what do you expect?
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
YAY!
Greasy Bear should be on Dlisted eveeerydaay.
Stop being such a hor bitchette!
*leaves in a huff*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:31pm.
*swoon*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:30pm.
*swishes hair* *adjust boobs*
for smoking out of! metal or tinfoil bowl and two holes in the apple.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
bitchette... *snaps out of it* wait a GD minute... apples? for what?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:27pm.
*hypnotized by red hair*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Jack-
apples too :)
and air freshener with a tp roll. tape a fabric softener sheet on one end and blow the smoke thru.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
The red was throwing me off! LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:13pm
We did the same thing (can also be used for crack but you have to put some ashes on the holes). Or empty toilet paper rolls. cut small hole in cardboard, place aluminum foil over hole, poke tiny holesin alum. foil, hand over one end of roll, mouth on the other. Wasn't as quick as poppin holes in a coke can but it worked.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:02pm.
It's a big bar that has multiple bars in it... like country, indie, rock, etc.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Angel-
we always used to do it opposite of that. (when too young to have a pipe:P)
make a dent in can, poke holes, place weed in dent and smoke out mouth hole. whatever works!! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
hey hors! and gentlemen hors! ;)
i always put the chillum on my mouth, just like a reg pipe.
dude is def cupping the bowl. haven't ya'll ever smoked in public, or even your car?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
this is also the prime example of why you should not drop out of school kids.. you end up hanging out with that greasy douche
*retires trusty glass pipe*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I only heard about chillums in NFLD. They used a coke can to make a pipe. They used tinfoil in the mouth hole with tiny pinpricks in it as the bowl and poked a whole in the side to smoke from. *shrugs*
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Sometimes it's just better not to speak, EH.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm shocked that they aren't divorced already, they both have faces only their mothers could love, no talent, and the maturity of Hot Topic shoppers.
And despite the fact that he voluntarily screwed the Crack of Doom aka Paris Hilton, I hate her even more. She's a shrill, musically ignorant little turd who thinks wearing rubber bracelets and singing about eighth-grade "boyfriends" well into her twenties makes her PUNK. Or that boozing it up every night after posing with a guitar makes her a rock star.
Thank God they didn't spawn. The thought of her strutting around sticking out her belly or sad little baby, wearing teen clothes and announcing that she's a "edgy punk mama!" makes me ill.
*pretends to know what a multi-genre bar is*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I used to LOOOVVVVEEEEEE Sum 41
♪Why do things that matter the most, never end up being our choice?♪
UUhhhh....and I loved Avril too, those bitches need to do something to make a comeback!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
there better be summthin good in that goody bag muthafucka. PERCOSETS DONT WORK ON ME!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by copper on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:57am.
I'm loving the banana clip thingie (girl on the left)
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That's the butterfly claw. I use them generously. I'm still waiting for the real banana clip to come back because I still have them in all the neon colors.
http://www.totallyfashiontrendy.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/copy%20of%2...
*passes missy a bowl, straw, and goody bag*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Stoney *wink* I've done it many times at a few bars in Dallas (huge multi-genre/rave bars).
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:27am.
Dammit we need a drug expert up in this bitch. Where is jack?!
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ID LIKE TO KNOW
how did this "jack" person take my post as our resident drug expert?!?!?!
PFFT!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm loving the banana clip thingie (girl on the left)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:49am.
*swoons*
You are my soulmate.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
smokin a bowl. start a spark on the weed under the table, cup in hands, toke it up.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
does she really think dressing like a 8 -12 yr old actually is a good thing to do..
my 10 yr old cousin has that same sweater
Jack, WHAT is the dude in the mirror doing with that red thing?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."