Kourtney Kardashian Found A Partner In Blabbery
Kourtney Kardashian has been quiet the past few days, so I figured someone finally picked her up, put her in a corner, stuck a pacifier in her mouth and turned on a baby mobile so that she could be mesmerized by the fancy moving parts for a while. Well, Kourtney is back and she's brought a friend!
Kourtney and her brainmate Kendra Wilkinson are talking about breastfeeding in the new issue of UsWeekly. You know this is going to hurt.
Kendra says: "I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"
Kourtney added: "They say usually you can breast-feed with implants. I want to."
Then both of their fetuses jumped out of their bodies, ran to Pennsylvania and jumped into Kate Gosselin's womb. It's that serious.
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Their kids will be "special". I doubt those 2 ho's can have a healthy kid.
These two pussy-farts won't last a week breastfeeding.
OW, IT HURTS TOO BAD! Then they'll pass their baby off to an assistant so they can go get drunk as fuck and flash their pussies for the paps.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:16am.
These two whores just need to be taken out back and fucking shot.
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Can't we just stuff them into spiked barrels and roll them off Niagara Falls?
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Bottom-feeder.
US weekly would put a pile of crap on thier cover.
These two whores just need to be taken out back and fucking shot.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
they both look like shit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Did they have to spread their noses like that? Ha! Am I the only one who thinks Kendra looks like a stupid and skanky version of Chelsea Handler?
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Go drink a bottle of yourself.
whores of a feather flock together...
WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THESE TWO USELESS TWATS??????? WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS MAKING CELEBRITIES OUT OF THESE REALITY SHOW LOSERS. THEY SHOULD ALL BE NEUTERED. WHAT'S NEXT - PICTURES FROM THEIR NEXT OBGYN VISIT? ARRRRRGGGGDDDD %$^%$%&*@y*$)(&$#*(q&$)($#8
Interracial relationships . . .
Why is that phrase used to describe unions between men and women of different ethnicities? Would you like to experience interracial romance? Go to ******** mixedmingle.com ********
people are looking for passion and lure there!!!
Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:50am.
Brainmate!
It is beautiful isn't it. I can hardly wait to use it!
oh, and this magazine cover should be placed in a time capsule and dug up by aliens after the world has ended and the human race has become extinct.
Aliens will read this, nod their alien heads and say, "mmm hmmm. See!"
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
oh now that's rich -- baby advice from Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber. Pass.
Jenna James and Baby Huey opened the vaginal door for these people to reproduce...
if they can do it...
(although I do like Kendra)
this site is having mad rendering issues in IE8! the next page buttons are gooooooone for the main section where the news is! and the site is giving the bad sideeye!
oh and all the K's are slutastic and need to be locked in basement baby's dungeon of whorrors! Play them off keyboard cat!
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I'd rather read about Rosemary's Baby.
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Bottom-feeder.
You need a license to fish but skank-biscuits like this can procreate until their snatch flees their bodies?
Injustice!
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I have road works in front of my work place....with pneumatic drill and all!
AAAAHHH!!!! I go mental! I can't work like that!
On topic: Meh.
I despise both of these people. They're breeding.
I actually like Kendra !! Ok... granted... she's not the smartest... but i still think she's funny :)
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Internet-foolishness extra-ordinare !!!
Brainmate! This site is like moist, rich dung on the fertile fields of my vocabulary. How I love it!
message in a bottle - i'll be 21 in a few weeks and my mom used to get US and people weekly. a few years ago i remember reading about REAL celebrities (wow?) too.. now its ridiculous. if i wanted to read about these reality whores i could just go to their blog since they air out everything. no thanks!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
WTF!?! Two weeks ago nobody knew that Kardashian chick was a pregnosaurus.
Now she is suddenly showing?
Submitted by KT on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:46pm.
i'm so glad i canceled my subscription to US last year when they were up heidi and spencer's asses. they've obviously gotten desperate.. since when is crap like this front page news? who cares??
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I'm 22, and back when I was a teenager, my girlfriend and I got US weekly and I remember it always being about REAL stars and celebrities...George Clooney, Russell Crowe, Julia Roberts, etc....now everytime I see it, it has some new reality tv whore on there. Either a Gosselin, or a Kardashian or whatever along those lines.
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I'm just surprised they're admitting that they have implants.
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Her (The Oldest Kartrashian) stomach wasn't that big a couple days ago.....wtf. Fake tits and a fake stomach. Why am I surprised at this nonsense?
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We are talking about an idiot who sucked 90 year old peen and then had her wedding at the place where she prostituted herself and the idiot who kept on having sex with the guy who cheated on her left and right and all over NYC? If we cannot half universal health care can there be a way people like this are precluded from raising their spawn?... please contact your congressman or woman ____________________________________________
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This is scarier than "the Omen".
Can you go indoor tanning while pregnant!?!...Both of their babies will come out lookin' dark anyways.
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i'm so glad i canceled my subscription to US last year when they were up heidi and spencer's asses. they've obviously gotten desperate.. since when is crap like this front page news? who cares??
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Wow, more breeding for fame and profit. Color me shocked.
For the sake of argument here, let's not be tards ok? You can breastfeed with implants. The filler of choice does not "compete" with breastmilk to get out. Please, if you have a basic understanding of anatomy, you must realize this. I have saline implants, and though I have made the choice not to have children, if I did, I would breastfeed. One of my medications make me lactate occasionally, so it is possible. Mine are placed under the pectoralis muscle, not where milk production takes place.
That being said, these two are as dumb as a box of hammers.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:20pm.
you do know what Adidas stands for? All Day I Dream About Sex. LOL
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that's the Motto at the Casa de Thornhill & Farrah!
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schwing!
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:20pm.
you do know what Adidas stands for? All Day I Dream About Sex. LOL
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that's the Motto at the Casa de Thornhill & Farrah!
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do it for a fellow ho!
I'm tired of these brainless Hollywood skanks glorifying pregnancy and motherhood. Kourtney should be ASHAMED of herself for getting pregnant by that immature trust fund douche. She's 30, but she may as well be 15. As for Kendra, I know she's married and all, but a year ago she was one of Hugh Hefner's concubines. All I'm saying is, both of their kids are going to have A LOT of awkward questions for them when they get older.
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:46pm.
Thornhill...can I interest you in some pretty sparkly Skechers.
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you know, that wouldn't be such a bad idea. It would save me a pretty penny, cause the man wears Adidas head-to-toe. And i mean Adidas T-shirt, Adidas pants, Adidas socks and of course, Adidas shoes. Every time i do the laundry, i look inside the hamper and all i see are STRIPES!!!
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you do know what Adidas stands for? All Day I Dream About Sex. LOL
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:46pm.
Thornhill...can I interest you in some pretty sparkly Skechers.
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you know, that wouldn't be such a bad idea. It would save me a pretty penny, cause the man wears Adidas head-to-toe. And i mean Adidas T-shirt, Adidas pants, Adidas socks and of course, Adidas shoes. Every time i do the laundry, i look inside the hamper and all i see are STRIPES!!!
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do it for a fellow ho!
Wake me when it's over.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:56pm.
the rich should procreate and the poor shouldn't? did i hear that right?
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HUH??? Why??? becuz they have maids, and nannies, butlers, cooks, tutors, coaches, nurses, dieticians..... fuck.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Well, you can't force gray matter out of an airhead and you can't turn dust bunnies into a functional brain. :/
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the rich should procreate and the poor shouldn't? did i hear that right?
i cant wait till heidi montag gets pregnant, thats gonna be hot
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I feel kinda sorry for these little babies that don't get a choice on what kind of fuck brain momma they end up with..... hopefully all the money they collectively roll in will lessen the bed sores they're lazy asses will amass... in the ass... heeheehee---pay no attention to the lady behind the screen...... ;P BUT, I do feel sorry for the bebbah's!!!!!!!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
So wait, these two twats should have chirrun cuz they have "resources and money"?
Um, Kourtney had these same "resources and money" as a child, so what's her excuse?
She's a dumbass, running her mouth insuring the father won't back out.
Yea, wow, God Bless the rich.
Kendra, as colossal of a tard as she is, she at the very least seems to have a solid relationship and no amount of money buys what that does for a healthy mind and emotional support.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I wouldn't feed what comes out of Kendra's tits to a baby, but I'd definitely caulk my bathtub with it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:28pm.
"OMG! Like, you're a "K" and I'm a "K"! And you used to hang on reality tv with two other whores and that's what I do! And we're both having bandaid babies! Well - you trapped a man and I trapped a man too, I mean! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OMGOMG! This is, like, totally AWESOME! We can totally neglect our babies together!"
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yeah, what she said. double.
(I'm tired)
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Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:15pm.
These two just confirmed my theory: silicone invariably migrates to the brain where it causes irreversible damage.
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Dirk, something tells me that before the boob jobs there wasn't a whole lot up there to damage.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:58pm.
Who the hell is "Ed"? Anyway, he's "busted again". With no caption I would have thought the woman pictured was the celebrity.
Ed's the dumbass picked by the Bachelorette....Don't watch the show, I know this because of The Soup. :o)
These two just confirmed my theory: silicone invariably migrates to the brain where it causes irreversible damage.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:58pm.
Who the hell is "Ed"? Anyway, he's "busted again". With no caption I would have thought the woman pictured was the celebrity.
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I was preparing to type "who the hell is Ed" when I saw your post. I don't know if he or the female is the celebrity.
Who the hell is "Ed"? Anyway, he's "busted again". With no caption I would have thought the woman pictured was the celebrity.