You Punched My Dog!
Walking your dog in NYC is a dangerous game! Gerard Butler learned this the hard way when he was taking his pug Lolita (my gaydar went up a notch) out for a stroll in Long Island City, Queens on Monday night. Now, Gerard was walking his pug without a leash which someone should punch him in the crotch bone for (I'll volunteer). Dogs off the leash always strut up to my dog all bitchy-like, sniff at his private hole and whisper shit in his ear like, "Hahaha, bitch, I'm free and you're not. Come at me!" They totally say that shit. I can read it with my eyes.
So, like with all stories, there's two completely different sides to this one. Let's start with Gerard's:
Gerard claims that Lolita was minding her own business, walking the stroll, when a greyhound attacked her by biting her twice in the neck. Gerry immediately put Lolita on a leash and started to sashay away, but the greyhound (with his elderly owners) followed them. The greyground tried to snap at that bitch again, but Gerry blocked it. Basically, it sounds like a regular day at The Gosselins.
Gerry's rep told The New York Post that Lolita spent 4 hours at an animal hospital getting her shit together again. The rep added, "People are so mean. They're just trying to milk this."
And now for the other side:
The greyhound's owners, Fred and Maria Varecka, say that when Lolita and their dog simply touched noses, Gerry freaked out like Christian Bale on a movie set. Gerry kept shouting at them, "That dog should be put down!" When they tried to get away from him, Gerry followed them and kept shouting about how they should send their dog to the glue factory. Fred went on to say, "And he smacked the dog in the head. The dog's head went into the fence. I was shaking. The dog yelped. I said, 'Keep your hands off my dog! Why did you hit my dog?' He didn't say a word." When the couple called the cops, Gerry and Lolita (who are the new Bonnie & Clyde) busted out of there. The couple filed a report, but no citations were given. They also claim they aren't trying to get money out of Gerry.
So who to believe? Lolita the pug? Or Mayfair the greyhound? Those two just need to lick each other's asses and make-up. It's how I always handle a fight.
This story screams for the classic "Fuck You Guy" phone prank, so here it is:
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pugs are the ugliest dogs ever. i believe the owners of the greyhound. Gerry got chunky he was pretty big in The Ugly Truth.
Slutty!!!!!!!!!!!
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If he had kept the dog on the leash this would not have happend. Stupid.
Gerard Butler should be put down, I'd kick that pussy right in the balls if he smacked my dog. Pugs are bossy dogs, greyhounds are so sweet, I'm believeing the couple. Sue the bastard.
He should have had his dog on a leash, period. There is a dominance vibe at work when you have off-leash and on-leash dogs together (that is why you are supposed to remove leashes before you go IN an off-leash dog park). An on-leash dog can feel trapped and powerless when approached by an off-leash; some dogs in that case will panic.
I have a hard time believing that a greyhound hurt that Pug, though. Most greyhounds are incredibly docile and, in fact, kind of lazy. I would only worry if both dogs were off-leash and the greyhound's "chase drive" kicked in.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Who in their right mind would be afraid of a whipet?
Those things are scrawny and cant stop shaking. I always feel so sorry for them. If I saw one running towards my dog, I would grab it and feed it a snack. They're so bony and hungry looking.
We see that homosexual gerhard is here wearing 100% 'mo atire - from head to toe!
Discuss!
The first time I heard "you kicked my dog" was about 8 years ago. I was absolutely tuned on mushrooms. I swear I literally thought I was going to piss my pants. I was with about 4 - 5 friends, all of us just out of our minds high. To this day I can walk up to one of those guys and say "you kicked my dog" in my best Indian accent and we just start laughing all over again...What a trip that was. Ah the good old day when getting high was a sport!
gerard, STFU and put a lease on your dog. asshat.
I'm not saying I have any idea what transpired with this dog story but my two cents..
I used to have a whippet (kind of a half size greyhound but still very fast, and a fierce hunter if in the mood).
Whippets and greyhounds are very social dogs and mine always wanted to play with other dogs.
But I noticed some owners would see my dog running fast towards their dog to play, and they would panic. Thinking my dog was about to EAT their little ball of fluff.
This happened quite a lot actually. In the end I would see a small fluffball and leash my dog before it had the chance to try top play with it.
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that phonecall is the best thing out of this whole thread.
.....that guy is ugly.worst irish accent EVER!
If it's true that GB got all Queenie with a Greyhound (very docile breed btw)then you can kiss whatever little half ass Katherine Heigel, Jennifer Aniston shit choices in a career GOODBYE.... who the fuck are you by the way?!
One more thing, one of the worst days of my life i was over at some awful peoples house that i didnt know that were keeping their neighbors pitbull. The dog had bare spots,,,,and broke off the leash and killed their cocker spaniel.....and they ended up shooting the pit. It had bare spots...of course they knew their neighbors beat the dog......it was obvious. I left right away after that.....I was young and didn't take notice if these neighbors had other dogs or exactly where they lived I should have....but I'll never forget that day and I wish I had done something....But yes it was a beaten pitbull of course it would kill.
I would rub Gerard's little pug dog, but not Gerard himself.
That's sad Lory........sad too about the breed of the dogs. I'm sure that rottie wasn't raised right.....I just don't buy that certain breeds are bad. I'm sure that a dog can be mentally ill now and then but not any certain breed and not as often as people are, not nearly. I've met so many pits and rotties that were so sweet, and hear they "turn" but don't buy it one bit. I had a doberman all its life (i'm not sure if they are supposed to be bad just know they were guard dogs in like 80s movies) and never once hurt a fly, and my sister had a half rottie that didn't like other dogs and was jealous, but loved people and never hurt a person. I believe all dogs love people and are devoted to people. Ok my rants over lol.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:48pm.
so gerald think it is Ok not to use a leash? In NYC it is mandatory so he is on the wrong. and btw, I got a beagle who is a..a..dorable but if he sees a bigger dog he growls in a way the other dog always finds threating, he won't attack and never has, but he has a harness I just pull once and the confrontation or lack thereof is over. That is why leashes are necessary, especially in a city with this many dogs in every corner of busy streets... Donn't get me started on how irresponsible he is for putting his dog in danger with all the traffic here, and LIC is just as bad as Manhattan.
Yes he should be shot. Well, that's how i'm feeling right now.
I guess some look at dogs the way I look at people, this dog rocks and that one sucks? I myself love all dogs.
Let me tell you, I hate people that Narc on dogs. The last thing I would want is for a dog to be put down cause of a ruling cause of my anger at another person and a dog (which is innocent always). It makes me sick when people sue people or just simply decide that a dog should be put down cause it bit them..... I'm not talking about their child, that's a different story. I wouldn't do it either if it was my dog and my child, but I can't fault people for that. Not saying I would pick the dog over the child just saying I would find another solution.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:27pm.
Lory (you lazy bitch): Here's one of a few similar posts about the turtle's maw:
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:20pm.
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Bwahahahahaha!!! Thanks for that!!! LOL!
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so gerald think it is Ok not to use a leash? In NYC it is mandatory so he is on the wrong. and btw, I got a beagle who is a..a..dorable but if he sees a bigger dog he growls in a way the other dog always finds threating, he won't attack and never has, but he has a harness I just pull once and the confrontation or lack thereof is over. That is why leashes are necessary, especially in a city with this many dogs in every corner of busy streets... Donn't get me started on how irresponsible he is for putting his dog in danger with all the traffic here, and LIC is just as bad as Manhattan. ____________________________________________
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My mind is trying to process this: Gerard Butler has a pug named LOLITA? I am supposed to rejoice or be totally turned off?
And as for dog business it was probably not as nice and touchy-nosey as the Vareckas claim, and not such a big deal so as to spend hours at the dog hospital either. Maybe it wasn't a hospital and it was a dog spa and Lolita was getting a massage and a pedicure? Right now I am picturing myself Gerry getting all bitchy and hysterical about his precious pug-pug (Lolita, really!)...
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Butch (somewhat) man, frou frou dog.
And the Varecka's are totally going to sue, or milk this for their 15 minutes.
Lory (you lazy bitch): Here's one of a few similar posts about the turtle's maw:
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:20pm.
WELCOME TO DLISTED FORUM!
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:20pm.
People who walk their dogs without a leash should be shot on the spot!
Something I notice a lot in my local dog park is the off-leash dogs like to attack the on-leash dogs. It's like they've figured out the on-leash dogs are more docile or submissive or something. I hate to do it, but when an off-leash dog comes charging up, I let my Golden go, just so he won't get attacked.
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I guess that if everyone obeyed the law, and had their dogs on a leash, your dog would never have to feel threatened in the first place. What really irks me is that the owners know that their pets are not well behaved yet they let them wander like they own the place.
(PS: Hope you saw yesterday's Caption This entries comparing the turtle's gaping mouth to the Forum.)
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ROTFL! Can you tell me approximately which page? LOL! You're right, I'm a lazy bitch! :P
PS: If any of you bitches wrote how you liked to walk your dogs without a leash, don´t take it personally for my rant was not dedicated to any of you. I rarely read a whole thread and this was not the exception. I've only done it (read entire threads) a few times and because some dlisted friend has asked me to do so.
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Team Gerard-Lolita, and not because I'm a Gerardloonie or Butlerhead. But because hours of stiches at the vet's don't come from "nose" touching.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:20pm.
People who walk their dogs without a leash should be shot on the spot!
Something I notice a lot in my local dog park is the off-leash dogs like to attack the on-leash dogs. It's like they've figured out the on-leash dogs are more docile or submissive or something. I hate to do it, but when an off-leash dog comes charging up, I let my Golden go, just so he won't get attacked.
(PS: Hope you saw yesterday's Caption This entries comparing the turtle's gaping mouth to the Forum.)
People who walk their dogs without a leash should be shot on the spot! Last month I saw with my very own eyes how this unleashed Pit Bull attacked a Golden Retriever in the park! He bit him in the neck and wouldn't let go. There were four grown ass men trying to break them apart but they were all nervous so they started kicking and punching the Pit Bull which still wouldn't let go. I told them to bring a bucket of water and one of them listened and went to do so. The attack went on for seven full minutes before the man found the water. He threw it to the dog from hell successfully making him stop the attack. I was told later that the Retriever didn't make it and the attacker abandoned the scene and was never seen again. That happened a month after this "friendly" pit bull killed a 7 year old kid and two after an apparently docile rottweiler killed a 10 year old passerby. I don't care if Butler's dog is a pug a chihuahua or whatever, animals should be kept leashed when going out. I bet you that Lolita wouldn't have attacked that pug if Butler had kept his animal under control and prevented it from going anywhere near Lolita. I don't care if your dog is as big as a house or as tiny as a guinea pig, countless accidents could be prevented if people controlled their animals. Seriously some peeps act as if the freaking dogs own them. So much for being evolved.
End of Rant.
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He looks like his dog. I hate people that leave their dogs off leases. It's not only people with little dogs who do that either.
While the Vareckas were filing their complaint, Butler took his pug to a Manhattan vet, says a source. "She's recovering right now," says the source, who doesn't know the extent of the injuries or what kind of treatment the dog received.
There is at least one dog who benefited from this canine scuffle. "When Gerry was in the waiting room, there was a couple whose dog was really, really sick and to get further treatment they needed $3,000," the source tells PEOPLE Pets. "Gerry overheard the situation and offered to pay and the dog is surviving because of this."
I don't care if they threw their dogs at each other in a dogfight royale, THANK YOU FOR NOT POSTING A PIC OF HIM IN THAT DAMN BLUE PLAID SHIRT!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:05pm.
Butler has a pug? ECK!
I hate most little dogs, because of owners like THIS! They are so enamored of their cutesy pootsie puppie pupps that they fail to teach them any basic manners or socialize them, and then they squawk bloody murder when another dog tries to show them manners.
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:25pm.
I vote for the old couple. Butler should have had that ugly pug on a leash!
(I thought only lesbians had pugs!?)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I vote for the old couple. Butler should have had that ugly pug on a leash!
(I thought only lesbians had pugs!?)
The animation on the video was A plus. The humor not so good but not awful like most YouTube crank calls.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:05pm.
I was in a pet store yesterday when this woman came in with a Chi that charged kids, barked the ENTIRE time, pissed on the shelves, the dog food and the dog tag maker thing and the woman didn’t even bat an eye….just kept talking to him like he was a baby!!!
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If you had said a Waffle House at 3 am and it was a person instead of a Chi, I would have thought you were talking about me.
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Butler has a pug? ECK!
I hate most little dogs, because of owners like THIS! They are so enamored of their cutesy pootsie puppie pupps that they fail to teach them any basic manners or socialize them, and then they squawk bloody murder when another dog tries to show them manners.
I was in a pet store yesterday when this woman came in with a Chi that charged kids, barked the ENTIRE time, pissed on the shelves, the dog food and the dog tag maker thing and the woman didn’t even bat an eye….just kept talking to him like he was a baby!!!
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Gerry needs a training bra.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:50pm.
Oh shit IG! I thought the scar was from the last shank fight we had. :P Seriously tho, getting attacked by the family dog is terrible. I'm sawry.
Angel - Where I live, there is a terrible problem with off-the-leash dogs. When I walk with my girls, I bring mace and an old field hockey stick, just in case.
LOL@IG!
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:30pm.
Oh knoes! How scary! I'm constantly telling my girlies to never approach animals they don't know.
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That's the worst part - he ran at her from a distance! I saw him out of the corner of my eye at the last moment and he's DAMN lucky I didn't have my pittie with me that day cuz I would have let him go....let him feel the wrath of fucking with his baby, man. (NO - I wouldn't have - truth is I, likely, would have lost my arm tryna hold him back so, in reality I'M lucky I din't have my pittie that day;p)
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OMG joe! Same! Almost....
The guy WOULD have taken off if he wasn't cornered by the courtyard we were in and then he was all self-righteous about it, like "what? So she's got some teeth marks in her - so what?" What a jerk!
But I don't think my girl was hurt as bad as your boy. That sucks, dude. I hate assholes like that. I mean - how do you run away from a kid your dog just bit?
I've had a LOT of dogs. Out of ALL of them, there were two that I walked off leash. But I KNEW I could. They were gentle, highly intelligent, well-behaved and understood basic societal rules. TWO out of about 20 dogs.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:46pm.
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I got bitten on the face by a dog and have the scar to show for it.
Unfortunately, he was our family pet. He bit me, ran away and probably died from rabies. :)
True story!!
Leash laws exist for a reason.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:30pm.
Oh knoes! How scary! I'm constantly telling my girlies to never approach animals they don't know.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:40pm
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yep, same for my son. He was 8 at the time, on his bike and this dog walking off-leashwith its owner on the bike trail just lunged at him & fastened onto his calf. He screamed bloody murder, the owner pulled the dog off him and took off running with it, not even stopping to check if he was ok.
*very angry face*
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OMG that prank call is so funny!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 6:27pm.
All pooches should be leashed when walking around town.
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Uh huh. My youngest son was badly bitten by a dog being walked off-leash.
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Same. My daughter was bit when she was but 3 by what I like to call a "wheel dog". She was riding her trike and the dog hated wheels.
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