Afternoon Crumbs
UNCOOL: Squinty Zellweger's fightin' words about Aniston - Lainey Gossip
Mena Suvari works her power bottom twink body - Egotastic!
On that note, here's Emma Roberts in a bikini top - Hollywood Tuna
This video of a Twilight piece should be giving me the tingles, but it gave me the laughs instead - Towleroad
You can breathe easy knowing that Kellan Lutz was photographed going to the gym AGAIN - Popsugar
Kathie Lee Gifford is looking hot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Medical marijuana works for everybody! - Cityrag
Kiki still loves the booze - Celebitchy
Chuck Bass is trying to deny the heat his genitals feel for his co-star - Just Jared
Tater Head is right! She has her looks to thank for her glittery acting career - I'm Not Obsessed
In news I thought already happened, Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce - ICYDK
And now he gets to hit this freely - Hollywood Rag
News about Megan Fox starring as Lady Macbeth on the London stage would be more believable than news about Megan Fox as Catwoman - Holy Moly!
Adam Brody is sniffing the wrong stuff if he actually thinks Megan Fox is talented - Socialite Life
The end of Nip/Tuck is near - Popbytes
It won't be long before Idol welcomes guest judge Heidi Montag - SOW
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I LOVE Nip/Tuck & Julian/Dylan. MMMMMMMM 2 of the hottest guys ever.
Kellan Lutz is hot.
Interracial relationships . . .
Why is that phrase used to describe unions between men and women of different ethnicities? Would you like to experience interracial romance? Go to ******** mixedmingle.com ********
people are looking for passion and lure there!!!
Squinty looks like she's trying to sniff the remnants of whatever was recently in her thumbnail.
Squintycunty Zellwigger should shut the FUCK up because she looks like shit most of the time (except for the dresses... NICE dresses) so please bitch... wear a fucking bag over your fugly ass face too, okay??
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
O but Megan's public service announcement about peer pressure is just REEKING with talent dontcha know?
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/megan-fox-makes-public-service-an...
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Tater, please stop blathering on about how your parents have nothing to do with the pathetic, consolation-prize parts you manage to get tossed (that energy would be better spent investigating exactly where their DNA went horribly wrong, and paying a team of geneticists very handsomely to isolate the wretched element and keep it out of the gene pool).
Oh, and sporting hairstyles that draw even more attention to your misshapen root vegetable of a head is a big mistake. Just let it sprout naturally--the long, green shoots would be a vast improvement. Be sure to train them to cascade forward.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
According to People.com (you read it too, don't judge), Megan Fox hasn't been cast as Catwoman. Yaytimes!
Freebird, caret the keyboard character, not the food carrot. You are correct, Squinty only has lemons that close to her face.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I don't get the appeal of Mena Suvari. I don't think she's pretty. She does have a great ass but no hips. No tits. I mean, I hate implants but homegirl could go with a C implant.
Halle sucked as Catwoman...mainly because that movie was based on a completely different Catwoman and not the original Selina Kyle character of the Batman comics. In my opinion no one would ever top Julie Newmar, she IS Catwoman and always will be, but Megan could pull it off if she trains her annoying voice to be lower and more seductive. Now if they replace that ugly fucktard Christian Bale, then maybe I'll go pay and watch this one. He is the ugliest, lamest Batman ever...even worse than Michael Keaton regardless of what anybody will say.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
When did Mena Suvari become a porn star? Then again, who cares.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:23pm.
They want erections in the seats.
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ITA. Sad but true.
I like NPH. I think he'll be a saucy judge for a day.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:23pm.
If I could make an emoticon of Squinty McLemonface, I would. Made up of a series of straight dashes and a caret for her nose.
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I don't think a carrot would work for the nose. She can not have food that close to her face.
I think Megan Fox will be a good Catwoman. She's sexy and its a Batman film. It's all about the costume for Catwoman. Sure she's no Michelle or Halle, but its a new day. They want erections in the seats.
If I could make an emoticon of Squinty McLemonface, I would. Made up of a series of straight dashes and a caret for her nose.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Still going to call bullshit on Tater's parents not getting her work. I like that she's not pulling a Tori and pretending they didn't get her in the door, and I've never seen her act, but seriously, Bruce & Demi can still pull some strings, maybe just Sorority Row strings, but strings nonetheless. And just having the name can get you work that perhaps you weren't awful, but there may have been an unknown that was better and didn't get it because there's no name recognition.
Submitted by hambletta on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:16pm.
can we clear this up. is zwelleger (or whatever-her-name-is) squinty or just shortsighted? either way she's still minging.
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can we clear this up. is zwelleger (or whatever-her-name-is) squinty or just shortsighted? either way she's still minging.
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LEGALIZE IT!!!
Cuntfart I say, Cuntfart!
POOOTEEEE!
Cuntfart I say, Cuntfart!
POOOTEEEE!
That was a pretty good shirt rip. I don't know who the guy is. He looks like a furious masterbater.
Renee Zellwegger has so 'made it' on her hair. It's just in the form of a beard. Though I don't necessarily assume that the comment was directed at JA. But of course it's going to be spun that way.
Cuntfart I say, Cuntfart!
POOOTEEEE!
I already told you, pootie, I AM A HUGE FAT ASS! Why are we still arguing about it.
HUGE! OBESE! I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSING HEALTH CARE COSTS TO RISE!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Mena is very tiny on top and very huge on the bottom, or is that just a bad pic?
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Why in the world would you go and post what you call "your work profile" on dlisted???..:-O :-O!! How old are you really? Seriously? 14?
seriously though, thats not wise at all, you should know better.
POOOTEEEE!
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:00pm.
I have a merger idea I'd like to propose. (Kidding! I blame all the randy chat on the AIM chat room--I mean, OP.)
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:00pm.
I already told you, pootie, I AM A HUGE FAT ASS! Why are we still arguing about it.
Look at my work profile: http://A
HUGE! OBESE! I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSING HEALTH CARE COSTS TO RISE!
*masterbates*
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:38pm.
I must say that Rumer is spectacularly ugly. Interesting from a genetic perspective as her mother even without all the surgeries was a good looking gal and her dad, well he is hot. I wonder which parent had the ugly chromosone on their DNA strand.
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Oh it definitely is a case of: just because dad is a good looking dude, does not mean it will translate on a female. I definitely think his genes f'd shite up!
CA is giving away free mota?!?!?! I'm living in the WRONG state!
Medical marijuana works for everybody! - Cityrag
TATER HEAD! There has been far too little Tater Head news around here and too much Gosselin. And what a photo and story - I might have missed it!
kanderso ....
It never once crossed my mind that you were fat and I don't assume that everyone here making comments is fat, COME ON!!!
But boy are you defensive....!!! You shouldn't be like that it might really make someone think you ar fat simply because..."thou dost protest too much"....
I am simply speaking from my own experience...don't take it personally! Go for a run.
POOOTEEEE!
Regarding Lainey, I don't give a shit if she's a Loon and hates JA (come on, I mean, everybody has their celebrity hates and she's entitled to hers), and I do read her stuff sometimes, but I can't stand her writing style. Something about it is very off-putting. It doesn't flow the way it should; the tempo is off somehow. It drives me nuts!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Squinty eyes has a nerve making fun of anyone's looks.
Pootie, babeh, your logic fits right in over at JJ - "you don't like so-and-so, you are big fat jelly haterz!!" COME ON, how tired is THAT SHIT?
And I have NO IDEA why I'm responding to the multiple insinuations that I'm fat, but girl, I weigh 120 pounds and am 5'3. I'm a long distance runner. I've never weighed more than 125 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE (and that was from drinking non-light beer EVERY DAY in Cambridge one semester while studying abroad in college). So, if that's fat, then I'm a fucking fatty McFatass. OINK!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
That is a scary pic of tator head.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I am so sick today and this made me spit out my hot thermaflu.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:54pm.
Sure Rumor, keep thinking that way when one day in the future you're getting tagged teamed by a couple of Hitler and Castro look-a-likes in a porn called " Dick- Tater
Raul Duke - Do u live in NYC? LOL.
MK - I want to totally spark up with u and just trash celebs. Did you go to the Latex Ball? I missed it, again.
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Lainey is a retarded brangeloonie. I thought we all knew that?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Snideychick sez:
So Kiki fell off the wagon and is boozing it up, bangin' young guys and is almost 30. Sounds like a typical Hollywood "midlife" crisis to me.
If 30 is traumatic the bitch won't survive turning 40.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:47pm.
Emma Roberts is soooo worth the jail time and red dot over my place of residency
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Now thats funny.
Squintly needs to look back on her movie "New In Town" before she judges others in any way.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:43pm.
Did Jennifer Aniston run Lainey's puppeh over?
LOL, I wondered the same thing. "Do you love it or do you LOVE it??" Shut the fuck up, Lamey. Bet she doesn't allow comments because she can't stand to hear/read differing opinions. Lame, Lamey!
i LOVE celebrity skin.
love renee as well, shes an icon
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The Chinese Cunty GOOP is at it again, making me laugh uninentionally. First she said Portman can act, now she says Squinty can act AND she has an Oscar to prove it. I wish people would stop using Oscars as validations for mediocre/bad/meh actors who just got lucky. Now, Squinty should shut the hell up and eat a sandwich. Her anorexia or whatever problem she has should tell her she wants so desperately to fit in Hollywood and the super skinny "elite".
And I wish people would stop using stupid excuses for their favourite drug to be legalized. People think using powdered bones of tigers have medicinal powers, should we legalize tiger hunting too?. Fuck it!.
That Brody asshole is just trying to fuck Megan Fox. Quit the ass-kissing, just promise her a movie role and make her wash your car. Problem solved.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
"Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 3:06pm.
And Renee's body as of late is vom-tastic, sorry. No, wait. I'm not sorry. RENEE should be sorry for making her look at her weird, bulgy arms and veiny neck and skin that looks like its stretched too tight over her man-muscles in all these pictures!
SO now having toned fit arms makes you look like a man? Give me a break! Every man that I have ever known prefers a woman who is fit and toned and takes good care of herself over some flabby, unfit, or fat slob. I mean, most people don't have arms like Madonna..that is TOO extreme.....but fit arms are HOT!
And most of the fat people I know are angry and very, very quick to critique thin people.
POOOTEEEE!
And Renee's body as of late is vom-tastic, sorry. No, wait. I'm not sorry. RENEE should be sorry for making her look at her weird, bulgy arms and veiny neck and skin that looks like its stretched too tight over her man-muscles in all these pictures!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Again I say, the chick from Lainey Gossip is a massive cunt, I hope she gets cancer of the fingers (I know I know....just go with it) so that she can no longer type that shit.
Die bitch!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:56pm.
I must say I'm a little bit jealous. She can have any man she wants, when she wants for as long as she wants him. She doesn't depend on a man for anything. Sounds good to me.