Wednesday, August 26th 2009
Fall Out Boy!
Patrick Stump, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, was busted in Beverly Hills last night, because he makes music that makes you want to angrily pluck your pubic hairs out with a pair of hot tweezers. Disturbing the peace! No, he was arrested for driving without a license.
TMZ says that Patrick paid up the $15,000 bail and was released back in the world.
The only reason I'm posting this shit is because I don't think I've ever seen Patrick without a hat on. I figured that shit was permanently stitched into his skull skin. And Patrick should be proud of himself this morning. His mug shot is a shoo-in for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians and that's an achievement!
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Diam that is fugly dude. even uglier than pete wartz lol.
AW. poor Mr. Stump.
I love his singing voice. :/
Submitted by jessadee on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:21am.
You guys are haters.
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♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
You guys are haters. That is one sexy, talented man........
Fug!
He should have sported a stasche to promote his movie MOUSTACHETTE!
Submitted by Sexecution on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:16pm.
How is this even possible? Half the people in Los Angeles county don't have licenses or car insurance, WTF! 15K bail for that??
True, but it was an outstanding arrest warrant.
Submitted by Sexecution on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 2:16pm.
How is this even possible? Half the people in Los Angeles county don't have licenses or car insurance, WTF! 15K bail for that?? OMG.
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Easy money;)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
How is this even possible? Half the people in Los Angeles county don't have licenses or car insurance, WTF! 15K bail for that?? OMG.
He looks like he's 14.
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
If he had been guarding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow like he was supposed to be doing none of this would've happened.
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LOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:29pm.
If it was full of gold I'd live through the pain.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:28pm
LOL! Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers and blue diamonds.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:18pm.
GODDAMN IT I KNEW IT LOOKED WRONG!!!
*tazes self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
If he had been guarding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow like he was supposed to be doing none of this would've happened.
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HAW! That wouldn't happen to be Pete Wentz' chamberpot, would it?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:27pm.
If he had been guarding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow like he was supposed to be doing none of this would've happened.
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hahahahahahaha....lucky charms, they're magically delicious.
If he had been guarding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow like he was supposed to be doing none of this would've happened.
yuh know, I'm very upset at MK for letting us know there's a site called men who look like old lesbians. Now, i can't stop scrolling through the pictures. thanks again for contributing to my inane addiction to the internet.
*Sigh*
Fug balding midget singer in crap band should be arrested for producing lame ass craptastic "music."
Why is there a picture of an Amish guy?
Stoney,
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I GET A CHANCE TO CALL YOU ON A SPELLING ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Day!!!
Gnome, gnome, gnome.
Lubs you bitch!
When asked to comment, Stumpy's hairline said, "I quit this bitch!"
Dance dance!
His hairs fall'n out in half time...
hehe..im so funny!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
Based on Pete Wentz I'm gonna go with the garden knome theory.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMAO men who look like lezzies.
AHAHAHAAA
More like Fall Out Hair! Looks like hair after a round of chemo.
What's wrong with his face? Dude needs a bag on his head, not a hat.
Either he is the height of a garden gnome or they photographed him from the ceiling.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
now I know why he wears a hat. He's giving meth-brows a run for her money.
-"Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:45am."
"Hahahaha!!!. You know who reminds me of? that pedo/serial killer-looking guy that was learning how to pole dance. I think MK posted a youtube video of this guy. This dude's just missing his serial killer glasses."
Actually when I first saw the picture until I read MK's copy,I thought it was a mug shot of an escaped serial killer!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Bwahahah!!!
"Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML"
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Mornin' Horz!!
LOLZ jack!
"because he makes music that makes you want to angrily pluck your pubic hairs out with a pair of hot tweezers"
MK-you are the fucking best -this line made me pee myself with laughter!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"Today, I asked my hip, young secretary about someone I assumed was a rapper because my 15 year old son kept discussing with his friend how much his girlfriend likes this individual. My secretary looked horrified and did not answer. I later found out why. The 'person' I asked about? Dirty Sanchez. FML"
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Master Blaster on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:54am.
His hairline is done with him professionally.
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lmao! touché
Stoney - done.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Fifteen grand bail for DWL?! What the fuck is that about?
Haha jack, you should forward that to MK!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ Jack - I love stupid shit like that too. I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy. hee hee.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
"Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, “I’m so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!” He patted me on the back and walked away. I’m a woman. FML "
From fuck my life
LOL
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Stoney! EEG! You've got mail.... LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:03am.
Don't forget about fmylife.com! Not as funny, but still entertaining.
I freaking love that site.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Stoney
FML is VERY entertaining....
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Don't forget about fmylife.com! Not as funny, but still entertaining.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
well, they suck! I would like to see him on trial for murder, if it was my choice.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:58am.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now I can barely type!!! HHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I love stupid shit like that.
Be back in a bit....
*laughing hysterically*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Who the hell actually gets arrested for driving without a license? Even BritBrit got a slap on the porkrinds for that.
The real reason he was arrested was most likely as punishment for tormenting the world with his shittastic band's music.
LOL at Hoffer and "suck ass band"... LOLOLOLOL
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
CHODE!
i hate that band!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08