The Gold Digger Of The Real Housewives Of Orange County Is A Millionairess
On the reunion show for The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi said that her rich sugar pepaw didn't leave her trillions of dollars when he went off to heaven. Well, TMZ says that Gretchen's dead fiance, Jeff Beitzel, left her around $2.5 million.
Apparently, Jeff's ex-wives (he has a clan of them) are shaking their fists and farting at Gretchen's direction, because they are not happy she got so much money.
Gretchen wants everyone to know that she loved loved loved Jeff and is disgusted that hating bitches think she was with him only because he kept her slathered in diamonds. Because of this, Gretchen is donating all of the money to charity. SIKE! Bitch is keeping that cash!
But you know, Gretchen deserves it, because she put her career (HA!!) on hold to take care of Jeff. And by "take care of Jeff," I mean call him every other day while she was partying in Lake Havasu and shaking her Tupperware tittays in Las Vegas. We should raise our glasses of Sanka and Red Bull to Gretchen, because she truly is the Florence Nightingale of gold diggers.
And here's some pictures from last month of Gretchen still mourning the loss of her fiance by frolicking on the beach with a used laxative who goes by the name of Slade Smiley.
P.S. - Now that Gretchen is a millionaire, maybe she can give Tamra a loan!
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Damn... if no one else is going to. I'll be her kept man. She is hot and rich. First.
DAYUM - I need to Slade Smiley, he's a hottie!! You know a guy is getting some pussay when he's walking a little dog with a pink leash, too funny.
Ohh shitttttt, she's doing the slade.
Guys! I just realized Slade was totally on RHOC! He was on the first and second season as Jo's piece than got into some drama because he had started seeing Laurie on the side during one of his "breaks" with Jo! Too funny, I guess his RHOC rep as the man-whore of the show really is true. Does this mean he will be making another appearance??
It's called "Everything I need to Know I Learned In the Playroom."
Let's just say it's the kinky kind of playroom.
Ooh...what a skanky little slut!
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Hell- Ummm, no, not that I am aware of. Spill, what is Bolt and tell me of this imposter Race!
Hey Race- You wouldn't happen to be the same Race Bannon that is presenting something at the Bolt on Friday in my neck of the woods, would you?
Didnt he have a house that went to foreclosure so he probably needs some cash so he should probably stick with her.
At least her body looks natural but its unfortunate that her face resembles a ferret....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Now that's a grade A gold-digger right there! Whose ring is still on her finger? The poor dead peepaw's?
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Slade Smiley? Why didn't he just call himself Gold Digger the Third and lose all pretense?
<"Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:39am.
SIKE! ??
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That's how MK spells it and according to "Urban Dictionary" PSYCH!, PSYCHE! and SIKE! are all acceptable.
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Hi TexnDoc!
Having taken an undergraduate degree in English Lit about 800 years ago, it still surprises me how people spell words they've never seen. No doubt, part of MK's huge appeal is his firm grasp of "natural" language. I wanted to pronounce "sike" as some variation of "sake" - like the Japanese beverage.
Race - you know, you can legally change your name. In AZ it only costs $221. I did it a few years ago because I had the first name from hell. Everyone mispronounced it, misspelled it, and could not rememeber it. The name I finally landed on was one that I had given to my cat because I liked it so much. The BH recently added back his father's last name and I'm left flapping in the wind with his *mother's* last name. So, I'm about to take a ride down to city hall and drop his mum's name. It's so confusing. I asked my accountant about it and he said I definitely should get my original name back because when I get older and try to collect social security, it will be difficult with this new name, even though I've changed it with Social Security. Now more confusing.
I'm getting ready to move, too...
Why/how did this become Open Post?
Why is EH making sense today?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:51am.
Agreed...2.5 after taxes don't play as big as it used to.Still if she's got her own pad in OC & she's not up in Neimans all the time-it can be stretched.I would'nt advise a real estate purchase.Housing prices are still in free fall in her neck of the woods.Be interesting to see if this Slade character "douche dicks" her into some silly investment like a Harley dealership...or something similarly stupid.Happens a lot down there.
Now THIS gold-digger has her A-Game on.
Jimmy- I am on a call right now, we will talk in OP if you are around.
Be back in a bit!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:30am.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:23am.
Event Horizon
my bf is 13 years older than me and Im nit playing him, at all I really love him
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Are you a fake implant having, 93 pound wahsed out blond. Is he a millionaire?
I guess it doesn't matter what I say if you are just going to assume im using him. I do hope one day your mind opens up and sees the world as not black and white but as it is full of different colors and not be so judgmental
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
thanks Pleccy, free hot daogs for you!
And to the guys, word, Gretchen has a banging body and she so pretty and basically an ok girl for a skank. I'd do her, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:50am.
provy! that's the Coors Lite Hot Dog stand I won last week! LOL
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How in the hell do you win a coors light hotdog stand???? And why am I extremely jealous???
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:51am.
Can't hate on Gretchen.Can't hate on Slade for pounding that thang either...she's plenty fuckable.
i agree. she looks like she has a really pretty vagina ta boot.
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
I'm way behind on Race's real name...
But the thing I hate about this bitch is that she pretended to be so in love with her sugar daddy as if she was salt of the earth and come to find out she had a boyfriend on the side.
If she had come straight out and said, yes, I'm a whore. He wants my body, I want his cash. It works for us, then that would be different.
SNOWY!!! So THAT'S the hotdog cart on which you'll ride to untold riches and glamour!
I'm jealous as all hell.
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Bottom-feeder.
Can't hate on Gretchen.Can't hate on Slade for pounding that thang either...she's plenty fuckable.
$2.5 million is not a tremendous amount of money.
After taxes, what is almost $2 mil ?
Some people spend that in a year living
in Orange County, I'll bet. It won't go far.
I live in Fairfield County, CT and the
a lot of nice (but not great)houses here
alone, go for close to that figure.
LOL snowy, I know right? Thank God! This was back before the iphone so no mobile interwebz to reference. Oh, and they didn't have the texting service where you text any question to them and they answer... I LOVE that thing.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
provy! that's the Coors Lite Hot Dog stand I won last week! LOL
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:46am.
whats your new avie??
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
LOL jack, it's like the Blind Items because we will never even know if we get it right.
Also, that thing with Smokey and the Bandit, that's one of the reasons the internetz have improved our lives immensely, less time wasted trying to remember trivial shit like that.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
RACE- Well goodluck with the move! SCARY! I wanna move to L.A. (I'm in NY) But I'm too scared to move that far away from home! Hahah I need to find me a guy like you to take control and make the decisions for me! Hahahah. What business are you guys opening up?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:44am.
The Big Dipper? LOLOLOLOLOL
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LMAAAoooooooooooo
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Race - I thought you and your avvie represented that tough guy on "Jonny Quest"!
-but you're talking about your REAL name...ok
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Hm, so Race Bannon is either named after a Greek god or a constellation, eh? I suppose that means my "Rumplestiltskin Van Hottotrot" guess is out.
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Bottom-feeder.
I CAN'T PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!! IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY!
I once drove 6 hours in the car and made everyone be quiet, not even turn on the radio, because I was trying to remember the fucking dogs name in "Smokey and the Bandit"!!!! It was FRED!!! I get locked up on shit like this.
*goes to happy place chanting "Raceishisrealname Raceishisrealname"*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:40am.
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Apollo Anton No No?
The Big Dipper? LOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Milkyway Bannon?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
i think race is named after a constellation
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
Ahhaha Race Bannon,
Sounds like the Mr. is running a Gulag over there!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
<"Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:39am.
SIKE! ??
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That's how MK spells it and according to "Urban Dictionary" PSYCH!, PSYCHE! and SIKE! are all acceptable.
Snowy - I bet it's Genie. Didn't they film that show "I dream of Genie" there?
Or wait just a GD minute.... it's MOONRAKER!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
I know Race's name: José Antonio Domínguez Bannon
what did I win???
Coma Caca!!
Snowpiece- All I am gonna say is DAMN CLOSE! String a couple things together and you may get it, but I will never tell.
SIKE! ??
OMGLOL
Jimmy- I am a spend thrift, we are moving out of the city, quitting really good jobs in the next several months and trying to open a business in an area that may or may not be good for us. If it weren't for Racer X, we would probably be living in a dumpster, wearing Kleenex boxes as shoes. I do not see anything in the future. He is a planner. I live for today, he lives for the future.
I was bitching the other day about Racer X telling me no more Starbucks and making me a coffee at home with a stale biscotti! Cheap tyrant!
Apollo!?!??!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
damn it EH, those are her real tits!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:33am.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:27am.
My real name starts with an "S" and ends with a "Y". Go for it have fun!
SEXY?? haha.
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quite close Jimmy. Go by my avie...Scr--y
Coma Caca!!
uhhh, Canaveral?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Putsome- No, but If I were a girl I would like that name, I think?!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:27am.
My real name starts with an "S" and ends with a "Y". Go for it have fun!
SEXY?? haha.
Race Bannon! WHAT? How did THAT happen???!?
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