Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tameka "Tiny" Cottle - Member of Xscape, baby mama of T.I. and star of BET's Tiny & Toya
I've watched ever episode of Tiny & Toya (sometimes thrice!) and I still don't really understand a word Tiny says! If someone stuffed a bunch of marbles in their mouth and started speaking Pig Latin backwards, they would pretty much sound like Tiny. That being said, I am completely mesmerized by her! It must be her Mariah Carey-ish (aka Miss Piggy-ish) features or the fact that all she really does is hang out at a vacant nail shop she's been paying the rent on for months. Seriously, she's been trying to open up a nail shop since the beginning of time, but she's too lazy to get anything done so it just sits there all lonely. Tiny will go down there with her friends and just hang out. That is the life!
Rich from FourFour pretty much summed Tiny up in this 11 second clip.
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Must be something about that group, Xscape, because I can barely understand what Kandi says on the Real Housewives -> something she has never been.
Or maybe it's because, as NENE says, she is GHETTO.
but I know they have to caption her sometimes.
ewww her face looks like she just threw up on her fork
She is so strange looking, like a mash-up of My Little Pony, a dwarf and Mariah Carey. I love that they sometimes subtitle her and Toya's mother...ebonics on heroin.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:04pm.
JINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not sure who won that one. Let's both have a cookie, shall we? ♥
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
TRISCUIT!!!!!!
Dlisted is the best therapy ever, like snowy said, COME TO THE OPEN POST when it's up!!!
WE'VE MISSED YOU SLUTBAG!
p.s. I've missed your avie.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
JINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:52am.
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I am doing well,Thanks♥
just taking "one day at a time"!
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:56am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:52am.
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I am doing well,Thanks♥
just
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Good! One day at a time and all that jazz:)
And, as I always like to say: Every day I'm trying is better than a day I'm giving up. I'm prolly gonna feel like shit either way:)
It's so good to see you - I hope we see you more....
ONT: Did I mention this girl is fugly? O yes - I did hmmm...That's all I got. She fugly.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
wow Trisc, that's great, stick around for the open post!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@Triscuit: Well, good for you! I remember now - I'd forgotten that was going on...did it go well (hopefully, yess!:) And it's good you let him know ahead of time...way better that way;)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
angel~I've been in Florida.Rehab to be exact.fucking alcohol.
P.S~ my Husband KNOWS he has to share me with T.I.!!!♥
@Triscuit: I guess your husband is more important to you than we are. Harumph! Does he know you're willing to cheat on him for T.I. Huh? Huh?
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
What up.BITCHES???!@!!
hahahahhahaha TRISC!! how ya doing beyotch! how is married life treating you?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Triscuit! We got you out here! Yay!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Is that supposed to be sexy? Fucking gross.
T.I is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck this bitch!
This bish throws a helluva "pachama" partay.
And oogly is oogly and universal PERIOD. Regardless of one's ethnic makeup. Just because you're bi/multiracial does NOT automatically mean you'll come out looking "indescribably beautiful," or better looking than someone who's not.
See above. Tiny looks like Piglet's illegitimate love child.
"Punks jump up to get beat down!"
that ain't a chick
Ugliest.bitch.alive.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I like Tiny but she is unfortunate looking. She looks a lot like her Mom and that's why!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Seriously everyone - all these gross chicks I keep seeing on TV, is this the new image of beauty or something? If it is, thank you G-d that I'm ugly then! This bitch is GROSS!!
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I'd like to know how a 1/2 blaock & 1/2 white comes out looking asian. I always thought she had some asian in her. This is onetime mixing the races did not produce a hottie. I always thought she looked like Ms. Piggy. So which one from Xcape was sleeping with their manager that caused their eventual breakup?
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Resistance is Futile!
Oh man, I watched some of this show and the funniest part was when T.I (pre-prison) was on the phone checking up on her while she was hanging out with her girlfriends all worried about if there were men around. I was like "Damn, T.I, you don't need to worry about men, you need to worry about those crazy cat lady troll doll collectors snatching her up".
You're right about the Mariah carey comparison. I always thought that when she was with Xscape but my friends told me I was crazy.
The first pic of her eating cake makes me a little nauseous.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9SizIzpQg
Hey, pig! Hey, pig! Soooo-ieeee!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:40am.
Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:37am.
Tiny is the result of a bi-racial mix that didn't "take" on just about every level.
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The fuck is that supposed to mean?
There are plenty of frightening looking full blooded asians, indians, blacks, whites, etc....in fact, when u mix the races up, you usually get a beauty that is indescribable!!!
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Tiny is bi racial. I'll use your words:
[in fact, when u mix the races up, you usually get a beauty that is indescribable!!!]
i'm sorry but i don't think eating is sexy. does she think guys will think she's hotter because she is holding that piece of cake up to her slug toung?
peace and love
who is this bitch? New York's more attractive sistah ?
Is that piece (peace?) of cake going in or coming out? I can't tell. Either way - klassy and elegant.
Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:37am.
Tiny is the result of a bi-racial mix that didn't "take" on just about every level.
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The fuck is that supposed to mean?
There are plenty of frightening looking full blooded asians, indians, blacks, whites, etc....in fact, when u mix the races up, you usually get a beauty that is indescribable!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
I can almost see the cartoon thought balloon above her head in this pic.
"Mmmm I think I will look as if I am deep-throating this bite of delicious cake!"
...assuming she has the power of thought.
Bitch looks like she has just triggered her gag reflex.
I know she's triggered mine.
Tiny is the result of a bi-racial mix that didn't "take" on just about every level.
My word. What flavour of trash gets tattoos on her chest ffs! Ladies, that skin is delicate - it's as stupid as getting a tattoo on your neck! Saaay is there such a thing as a gravity friendly tattoo?
speaking of TI, where the heck is ... nope i've gone blank. used TI as a avatar, married a p.r. biker....
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Awwww. I like Tiny. She's way less offensive to me than a Hohan or Shittney.
last night my bf tried to tell me Bradley C used to be on one of our fave shows Globe Trecker and I was lmao till I googled him this am and found out he was right! Ooips! Lol anyway that's when I read they got engaged yesterday
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Man, that bitch is FUGLY.
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Don't put another dime in the jukebox, I don't want to hear that song no more
yeah she could totally be NYs sister
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
She looks like New York, and that's not good.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:07am.
did mk report that squinty and Bradley got engaged?
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When's Lemon McSquinty gonna figure out that Bradley's gonna "violate a contract" or something?
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Bottom-feeder.
Angel_i: what's the Tattoo? wtf is that? a reptile? Butterscotch....yes. but the texture of her weave is all hay like.
Coma Caca!!
Sluttsville, thank you! x
Half my work day is already over. Yay!
*positively exudes calmness and reliability*
Whatever that means...
If you want to see a person who really resembles Miss Piggy, check out Erica Jong, the writer.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:58am.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:54am.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:38am.
T.I. whoever in the hell that is.
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T.I. is the rubber-band man
He's wild as the Taliban
9 in his right, .45 in his other hand!
Good to see the kids love their 2nd amendments that much! Not sure whats so wild about the taliban, they dress women up in beekeeper outfits, dont drink and probably smell like camel piss
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After 911, the Taliban are the wildest jiggas around!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:07am.
did mk report that squinty and Bradley got engaged?
Poor Jen lol
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Poor me! Hehehe...
Bets on how long they will stay together are being taken now.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 7:55am.
I'm wearing one. My boobies are not saggy ;)
Sagittarius, pweez. What what what is it?
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Your whorescope reads:
"Everyone is counting on you today; you positively exude calmness and reliability."
Snowy! Are you kidding me?!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
did mk report that squinty and Bradley got engaged?
Poor Jen lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 8:04am.
Goes all mathematical: Angel_i lets agree to disagree hehe (hug)
Jeez + Yeesh= Sheesh!! wahahaha. oh lord here we go with the Kennedy thread. this is gonna be interesting.
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No, no! Don't go there! Stay here and argue with me about this! Either way you gwan be fighting! This is way more fun:p
Now, let's argue about the colour of her hair: Butterscotch!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Goes all mathematical: Angel_i lets agree to disagree hehe (hug)
Jeez + Yeesh= Sheesh!! wahahaha. oh lord here we go with the Kennedy thread. this is gonna be interesting.
oh and I thought this chick was I love NY or I love NY's cousin or somethin
Coma Caca!!