Chris Brown Must Stay Away From RiRi For 5 Years
Chris Brown was officially sentenced today in Los Angeles for beating on Princess RiRi. I feel like he's already been sentenced a zillion times, but this time it's for real. Chris Brown was slapped with 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes and he must complete 1,400 hours of community service.
Chris' community service will consist of cleaning graffiti and washing cars in his home state of Virginia. So if you live in Virginia, get your car raunchy dirty (you know how to do it), drive over to Chris' car wash and tell him you want to be able to eat a five-course meal off your bumper. Scream at him that you want him to wax that shit so clean that you can lick cheese sauce off of it without tasting even a hint of dirt. Yes, I know he's not cleaning regular cars, but let me have my fun.
The judge also said that Chris must keep at least 100 yards away from RiRi. If they are at the same industry event, he has to stay 10 yards away. He isn't allowed to e-mail, text or call her on the phone. The judge also gave a side-eye and said, "I'm not immune to any chatter on the airwaves. Do you understand, Mr. Brown, that any violation of this order is a violation of your probation and it comes with the possible penalty of prison?" Chris answered "Yes." So I guess that song he was planning called "PLEASE RIRI TAKE ME BACK, MY CAREER DEPENDS ON IT" is out of the question?
RiRi had asked the court to cancel the stay-away-order, but the decision was not hers.
And while Chris Brown was getting sentenced in L.A, RiRi was in NYC wearing an ensemble that I will file under "What the hell kind of GD outfit is this?!" Those pants should've never been allowed to leave the 90s.
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He should have gone to jail... He got off easy.
Hes a sneaky little shit who went jet skiing at the moron puff daddys house in Miami right after it happened-the apology was so insincere and was clearly coached by a lawyer and PR ho.
hope she gets her head together and stays the fuck away from him and little twats like him....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Just read some recent details, some prior incident reports that during an argument, Rihanna bitch slapped Chris and he pushed her into a wall, to ward off the attack.
This incident, where she got beat in the face, SHE says (in the police report) that she grew enraged and slammed her fists in the the dashboard repeatedly after Chris got sexted by another woman, and he wanted her ass out of car. Then the rest.
It's not okay for ANYBODY to strike ANYBODY period. Man hitting woman OR WOMAN hitting MAN. Seems like they had a volatile relationship and they were both violent toward each other.
"Punks jump up to get beat down!"
xerquina your avie is looking a leeeetle bit too much like yesterday's caption contest, LOL
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muthafucker gon get his!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe not now, but fucking soon he will
she continually looks like a blind retarded homeless person....regardless of what anyone says, she doesnt have a friend in the world....
i think its a good idea for them to stay away from each other, they both have a lot of growing up to do...especially riri since she wanted to have the stay away order dropped...some people are just bad for each other....
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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:36am.
Your logic stinks. I don't condone anyone putting up a poster of a WOMAN BEATER. Why do you? It's women like you that are so apathetic about this shit that make it hard for men to get harder sentences for this crap. Stay in high school, or college, or whatever.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
LA-LA-LA LOSERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:09pm.
Miley Cyrus has a brother? Really?
Have I not seen you a while, luv?
It's good to see you now - either way:)
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I know that's from yesterday, but why not?
Yah, she does have a brother who looks pretty equine, but I think he's adopted!
And I didn't mean to vanish without notice ;\ Just kinda had to·
Back to school. Grandmother also really sick now and DH is even busier than me atm, so it's hard to find time to follow up.
I'm between class breaks now, so... I wish there were more hours like this in a day ;)
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 9:01am.
My boyfriend's idiot cousin has a poster of this women beater on her wall. I said, "Why do you have that on your wall?" And she goes, "I don't care! He didn't do it to me!" Ughh, today's youth are so stupid. Unfortunately, this is my generation. They make me barf.
It's not "today's youth" that is stupid. They make posters of everyone and guess what, celebrities aren't saints. I guarantee you that each and every celeb or politician that you like has done something offensive to someone (adultery, possession of weapons, drugs, etc.). Your boyfriend's cousin chooses to like CB for his entertainment value, I'm sure he's not making a shrine for someone who hurt someone else. We all need to get off our high horse and realize we all do bad things, don't try to make yourself feel that you're better than him or anyone else.
She is the worst dressed. Hands down. She constantly looks like an asshole. An asshole child playing dress up minus a mirror and an honest friend. Hate her.
My boyfriend's idiot cousin has a poster of this women beater on her wall. I said, "Why do you have that on your wall?" And she goes, "I don't care! He didn't do it to me!" Ughh, today's youth are so stupid. Unfortunately, this is my generation. They make me barf.
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At least she's covering those piano legs.
And as for HIM? Good. That judge knows what's up. A year of domestic abuse classes! He's sure to miss a few and wind up violating his parole.
oh, chris we feel so sorry.
your are losing your meal ticket.. asshole
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Good, this thing is OVER! Felt like this shit was never going to end! Everything as an end.
RiRi's pants are hideous!
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Expecting my third in October.
i'm gone again for the night/morn... in the immortal words of ElB... FRIST!!!... see ya guys later!!!
OT: just for my yin... i don't care!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:59am.
i'll take that with good measure seeing you're spread eagle with your tail showing(your avie... dirty mind!LOL!)... looking for old men in their underoos... sicko!!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:52am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:49am.
HAHAHA!!!.... kkkkk.. ken is coming to kkkkkkkill me!!LOL!
OT: no, seriously... i don't care
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I must see John Cleese receiting in his underoos again some time.
Fabulous film!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:49am.
HAHAHA!!!.... kkkkk.. ken is coming to kkkkkkkill me!!LOL!
OT: no, seriously... i don't care
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:47am.
Hehehee!!! Remember K-k-k-k-ken? :D
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:43am.
i can't attend to the cuisine, but they gave me "Monty Python"... gotta love 'em!!!
lemme see... uuummm... fish and chips?... a fish called wanda... just eat it!!!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:40am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:38am.
chicken salad sandwich... it's what's for lunch!LOL!
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The Brit sandwiches are awful, but I try the salad idea! Thank you!
I know that two limp slices of untoasted white bread will kill my day.
The Brits are not exactly experts of the fine lunch cuisine......
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:38am.
chicken salad sandwich... it's what's for lunch!LOL!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:36am.
Are you still awake or already? :P
Tell me what I shall have for lunch later. I'm out of ideas...
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:33am.
i'm in Florida, it's 6:38... or close to it!... wasing the day away!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:32am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:23am.
not that i don't totally agree with ya, but...
i just had a flashback to the movie "Dirty Work"!... "you've got lot of growing up to do!"
oh, christmas on a cracker, i'm fuckin' drunk... why am i even typing at this point?!?
OT: wait.. i already did it, didn't i?
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Yes!
Where are you? It's 11.35 a.m. here! And you're sloshed! :D LOL
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:23am.
not that i don't totally agree with ya, but...
i just had a flashback to the movie "Dirty Work"!... "you've got lot of growing up to do!"
oh, christmas on a cracker, i'm fuckin' drunk... why am i even typing at this point?!?
OT: wait.. i already did it, didn't i?
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:50am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:46am.
from here on out, Riri will always be a Timex watch... takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'!
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She's asking for it, I gather!
I mean, how low must her self-confidence be to ask for the restraining order to be cancelled?
She has some growing up to do, and he as well of course.
19 and 5 years on probation. His parents can be proud.
This isn't the last time we've heard of him beating someone.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:46am.
from here on out, Riri will always be a Timex watch... takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
RiRi had asked the court to cancel the stay-away-order, but the decision was not hers.
Whaaaaat????
Dumb cow.
just for anyone reading this now or in the future... i thought of an answer....
3 plus N minus X divided by Q set inside a calf's liver equals... a SWEET dinner for Tigerlilly!!
OT: what?! i'm just drunk rambling... what do you want from me?!?!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
WAIT! this whole caption is hilarious!!! love it. genius!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 4:31am.
see ya, EvilShoe!... quick quiz... what's 3 plus N minus X divided by Q set inside a calf's liver?
i HATE algebra!!
OT: oh no... i'm not getting into this shit!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Hey ESE!
Yeah, I am in central Florida! I'm up early doing my Algebra before I have to get my son up for school and go to classes. I fuckin' hate Algebra!
Well, I have a date with a big cup of coffee and some math, have a great morning ESE!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/26/2009 4:16am.
hey!... from what i remember, you're in the same damn neighborhood(central Florida) as me... what the hell are you doing awake at this un"God"ly hour?!?!LOL!
OT: i've grown tired of the usual half assed try at this... fuck 'em both, i don't care
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
The paps are going to do anything they can to get proof that these two are texting, calling or seeing each other.
Let the games begin!
DJ PURITY-That sux!! Im so sorry to read that mess. WTF?? Terrible what they get away with.
AHAHAHA!LAW IS BULLSHIT!
Submitted by djpurity on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 3:31am.
you forgot to show the cops your record contract..
seriously though... not only "FUCK CELEBRITY JUSTICE" fuck the entire justice system. it doesn't work... wait, unless you have money, then you can buy all the justice you want
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
douchebag beats his woman bloody in his car, leaves blood splatters everywhere, her face all beaten up all over the net.
my ex-husband during the divorce came at my male friend he was jealous of and the two guys fight. my ex loses because he's a weak pussy junkie. Anyway so my friend defends me, but both me and my friend go to trial on this.
My ex has a cut on the forehead that needed stitches. Whoopie. Pussy. And my friend got 6 years prison (he has NO priors, no felonies, just weed possession, which is like, nothing), and I had to do a county year in jail and 5 years probation as "an accessory" because me and my friend split the scene of the crime before the cops got there.
And Chris Brownhole gets off scott free? No jail or prison time? What the fuck am I doing all this probation for? I was just standing there. My friend tried to fend off a knife attack. There was barely any blood and he gets 6 years state prison in california.
FUCK CELEBRITY JUSTICE. FUCK CHRIS BROWNEYE
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it's dj p bitch with no capitalization
Damn RiRi almost needs to be slapped for that ensemble..okay, okay, I know it's not funny, but sheesh, I think every time I see her in pics she's dressed worse than the time before. It looks like she's lost weight, but she thinks she can wear more fugly clothes than she used to...wait...she was always a bad dresser, nevermind. Chris Brown needs to keep the eff away if he knows what's good for him!
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Nitey Nite, xerq!
Sorry I missed the fight - I thought I might be alone in here;p I will be happy to fight with you tomorrow:)
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RiRi should break out "can't touch this" with those pants
i'm waaaay too tired to put up a fight so to be continued angel.;p
good nite all! and RIP Teddy.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:49am.
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:46am.
Submitted by Darlin on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:40am.
Ted Kennedy is dead.
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HOLY SHITTT Boston is gonna mourn.
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Boo! Now it's gonna be a politics war up in here. *sigh*
(seriously had to google this guy - I understood, already, who he was but had no idea about all the work he's been doing over the years)
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Submitted by Darlin on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:40am.
Ted Kennedy is dead.
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HOLY SHITTT Boston is gonna mourn.
Ted Kennedy is dead.