And It Starts....
This actually took longer than I expected, but here's one of the first "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" vidoes. KTLA posted this clip of "Michael Jackson" getting out of an L.A. Coroner's van. The person who uploaded the video to LiveLeak wrote this:
"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive."
It's obviously Michael. All the signs are there. I mean, he's wearing a white shirt and Michael wore white shirts...sometimes. He's also wearing black pants and I'm sure Michael wore black pants A LOT. I'm sure Michael was on his way to play a game of Chutes & Ladders with Elvis and Tupac.
But there's only one way to find out (you know where I'm going with this)! DETECTIVE LA TOYA, your job is not done! Pick up your magnifying glass and get to the bottom of this!