And It Starts....
This actually took longer than I expected, but here's one of the first "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" vidoes. KTLA posted this clip of "Michael Jackson" getting out of an L.A. Coroner's van. The person who uploaded the video to LiveLeak wrote this:
"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive."
It's obviously Michael. All the signs are there. I mean, he's wearing a white shirt and Michael wore white shirts...sometimes. He's also wearing black pants and I'm sure Michael wore black pants A LOT. I'm sure Michael was on his way to play a game of Chutes & Ladders with Elvis and Tupac.
But there's only one way to find out (you know where I'm going with this)! DETECTIVE LA TOYA, your job is not done! Pick up your magnifying glass and get to the bottom of this!
(Thanks Kristina)
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What I'm surprised is that why didn't it happen earlier? It would have been cool for him to have been at his own memorial. LOL.
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LOL he'd be havin a ball.
His dead body is still alive? Shit, we're dealing with a Michael Jackson zombie. End of days, people.
LOL @ JB!
Submitted by pdnoosh on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:27pm.
Please, that could have been any emaciated, mummified, and elderly white lady coming out of that van.
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HAHAHAHA! Too funny!
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Yeah, because all highly intelligent and legitimate reporters totally walk into the basement parking garage of the coroner's office.
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The MJ is alive videos started right after his death with the "MJ sitting up in the gurney in the med helicopter" video. And there are also YouTube vids pointing out some old guy seated behind the Jackson family at the memorial as being MJ. It's Elvis all over again, people, and we get to spend at least the next fifty years hearing about how he is still alive. Fun, fun.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Please, that could have been any emaciated, mummified, and elderly white lady coming out of that van.
Ridonkulous - especially the 'coroner' close-up at the end. Like someone shooting a candid video is going to do that. I'm surprised they didn't have him moonwalk through the doorway. Idiots.
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Yaaay, Michael lives! I guess he wasn't quite ready for his comeback and he needs all the publicity he can get!
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yeah, i don't know if anyone has said this yet or not, but.... this can't be MJ.... where's the 8yr old boy hanging off his pelvis? where's the IV?... come on, people.... realism!
and on that note, i'm gone! see ya folks!
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They probably just made this yesterday
the mystery dude is too short to be MJ....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Yeah, this would've been the first time he was ever in a van but wasn't offering candy to little boys.
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Submitted by qjersey on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 7:16pm.
Yeah MJ is at Chuckie Cheese's with Elvis
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I totally spotted him at the Viper Room with Jim Morrison...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
because the coroner has a thousand vans....good thing the plate was checked!
no date, no time = fail!
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I can't see anything but darkness. I see the attendant walk up and open the door, and then I see nothing, then I see the attendant walk inside. What am I missing here? Is my screen showing the video too dark or something?
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Yeah MJ is at Chuckie Cheese's with Elvis
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:45pm.
That could be fucking anyone. Since we're clearly in the realm of fantasy here, I'm gonna say its Jim Morrison.
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lies! i won't believe any of this fuckery until i see it on the cover of The National Enquirer!
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:25pm.
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Dont take it personal at all. Whenever I get an email reply, Im floored because he is so busy. He gets so much shit sent to him its crazy.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Sadly, but it does remind me of him, and if I didn't know he was dead, I would think that was a video of him. Did he do this to go live with Elvis, Ken Lay and Kurt Cobain?
Stupid fucks. It was probably Prince.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Whatever troll that was that hopped out of that van, it wasn't Jackson.
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Bottom-feeder.
If La Toya can't solve this, nobody can!
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A lot of the Jacko conspiracy theories are based on the different claims regarding his height.
Jon Landis's wife said that when Jackson was filming Thriller he was 5'6''-5'7'' and more recently people have claimed he is 5'10'' or even 6'. So what is it? Did he really keep growing despite being 24?
It's Joe Jackson. He's going to convince us all that Jacko is still alive so he can do a world tour ala Weekend at Bernies.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:36pm.
You know - the van didn't drive away or anything. I think he just needed to use the bathroom. You know dead people have really bad bladder control...
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Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:34pm.
Damn that's some Blair Witch shit going on.
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Hee, hee. I thought the same thing.
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I bet that lead to a tunnel...straight to Mexico..
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Let it go crazed fans! Stop being so insane & absurd. Michael was whacked, but I dont think he was stupid...He would make a better getaway than this.
...High Fives to the EMT's who sold that shit to the paps!...jackpot!...or should I say Jacko-pot!...
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That was LaToya looking for clues to bring back to the Mystery Machine.
i believe everything unless it's in the bible. this is CLEARLY michael jackson. or at least a lookie-likey. even if he IS under a hood. ROCK MY WORLD, michael.
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It's a tasteless prank. Inside job. Coroner office investigating the culprits.
This is just the sort of shenanigan Mikey would pull, so yeah, I totally think that's Michael in the van. I also saw Hoffa and Elvis the other day, so what do I know.
It looked like Prince Michael II to me.
People are so goddamn retarded it's mind-blowing.
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um, what? that video shows no indication of MJ whatsoever. MJ fans are seriously delusional.
mj can't be alive because latoya solved this and proved it was a homicide...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:45pm.
That could be fucking anyone. Since we're clearly in the realm of fantasy here, I'm gonna say its Jim Morrison.
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I'm gonna say it's John Candy...I always liked him and it's about time for him to have a come-back.
You know - the van didn't drive away or anything. I think he just needed to use the bathroom. You know dead people have really bad bladder control...
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I heard it was Elvis.
@all who commented on my post: Thanks, and yes, I know, you're right; he DOES probably get the same thing over and over again...I'm under the weather so feeling slightly moody but I'm not mad or anything...
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:15pm.
It took this long for MJ to be alive? pfft
Well, Jesus took days before he appeared before his disciples....
UGH, i can't see the video!
**kisses**
sure!
he's working at fucking 7/ii with elvis!
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