Tuesday, August 25th 2009

La Toya Jackson Knew All Along

This morning, La Toya Jackson is lying back in her puffy leather armchair, cleaning her magnifying glass and patting her hound dog on the head for a job well done, because Michael Jackson's death was ruled a homicide. And this is what she was saying since the beginning! La Toya finally got the bottom of things and she was right. Yesterday, La Toya issued this statement:

"I am thankful to the investigators for uncovering the truth to the world. And I look forward to the day that justice will be to served to all the parties involved in my brother's homicide."

But won't worry, this isn't the last you've heard from La Toya! On September 11th, ABC will air an interview La Toya did with Barbara Walters. ABC says it is a "no-holds-barred interview will cover topics including La Toya Jackson's impressions of Michael Jackson's children and her insight into the Jackson family."

Personally, I'd rather see La Toya perform "Hot Potato" with Tater Head Willis, but I'll take what I can get.

Also, La Toya will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselcrack on September 16th and September 18th on The View. La Toya's got that spotlight in her nalgas cheeks and she's not about to fart it out anytime soon!

Posted by: Michael K


starpoot's picture

I'm an MJ fan as well and I honestly can't stand everything about his "death investigation"/ DONT CARE. NEVER DID. His dead, I'm done.

I dont get it.. I mean I am a huge fan of MJ but this is ridiculous.. Its not like MJ was this clean/sober man and someone held him down to inject him with drugs. No he was a druggie who took enough drugs to take down a small farm animal. Hate to say it but this was inevitable with all the drugs he took.

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Latoya sayeth it was murder, and it was so...

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 2:25pm.

Hee hee hee. I'm really trying to figure out what the hell is on her head. As soon as I figure THAT out, then I'll truly have the answer to the great mystery of the universe.

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Can you also solve the mystery of who would want her autograph?

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:55pm.

sparkle, i agree with you. the first levelheaded, concise opinion.

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I'll make an effort not to take offense to that but I happen to agree with sparkle too
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Hee hee hee. I'm really trying to figure out what the hell is on her head. As soon as I figure THAT out, then I'll truly have the answer to the great mystery of the universe.

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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 1:51pm.

sorry, angel. no offense intended.

*extending olive branch*

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*warmly accepts*

I forgot to edit in my note, too, about the fact that, level-headed tho I was, in the end I played no part in the solving of The Latoya Files...so there you go;p

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sorry, angel. no offense intended.

*extending olive branch*

Bda's picture

The Jackson family never shy's away from an opportunity to be on TV do they?

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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:55pm.

sparkle, i agree with you. the first levelheaded, concise opinion.

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I'll make an effort not to take offense to that but I happen to agree with sparkle too.

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sparkle, i agree with you. the first levelheaded, concise opinion.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:34pm.
@sparkle:

Yes, much better idea. Don't mind me - I'm just running up behind you, over here:)

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Oh its cool. :-))

I mean, for the record, I am very sympathetic to MJ but not so much to his greedy ass family. I think they have an agenda for everything that they do and the heart of that agenda is pretty much money (especially the daddy and siblings with the exception of Rebie and Janet). I havent yet decided on Katherine but I'm still willing to give her the benefit of the doubt since MJ wanted her to raise his kids.

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:29pm.

Oh, I'm sure MJ took care of him. He's probably built up a nice little nest egg out of keeping him doped up.

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@sparkle:

Yes, much better idea. Don't mind me - I'm just running up behind you, over here:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:56am.
though it would have to be homicide to file a wrongful death civil suit.
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Eureka! Enter, stage left: Joe Jackson.

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Yeah, but dude ain't got shit. Whats the advantage of suing a broke ass, janky ass foreign doctor who was operating rogue? He didnt do the shit at the hospital so you cant go after their deep pockets. I guess you could go after Dr. Janky's medical malpractice insurers ASSUMING of course that someone this janky still had appropriate coverage in place.

I dont know, I can see the argument that the family prefer a homicide ruling as a whitewash on all MJ's problems (including the addictions), but not that it somehow makes them more money in and of itself. The cash cow is MJ's image, likeness and catalogue, etc. Thats what I think they want to protect.

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lol @ Angel_i. You funny. You make me laugh. You tickle me. wahahaha. next time someone says F** U to you or cusses just reply back with LATOYA!!!

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:12pm.

LA TOYA...sorry I like saying and typing her name. LA TOYA. hmmm nevermind now it sounds vulgar.
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LATOOOOOOOOYA! I just met a girl named:
LATOOOOOOOOOYA! Say it loud and it's like a horse braying! Say it soft and it's almost like neighing!
LATOOOOOOOOYA!

Fersure. I get it:)

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LA TOYA...sorry I like saying and typing her name. LA TOYA. hmmm nevermind now it sounds vulgar.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:56am.
though it would have to be homicide to file a wrongful death civil suit.
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Eureka! Enter, stage left: Joe Jackson.

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I would have probably shot his ass up too just to shut him up, and the possibilty of getting paid, but in the end you know none of the Jackon's pay for shit.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:21am.

Of course! It all makes sense now. Insurance money...

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I'm not sure what the great eureka moment is regarding the insurance. Unless MJ offed himself and his death was ruled a suicide, the insurance company would have to pay out anyway -- even if it was ruled an accidental overdose or natural causes. It didn't have to be homicide to collect the insurance money (and in fact if he had a double indemnity policy, an accidental death wouuld be more profitable than a homicide) -- though it would have to be homicide to file a wrongful death civil suit.

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"didn't mj's nanny say that he would beg her to shoot him up with it and she declined"

jimmy: key word "declined". why does personal responsiblity only apply for MJ?

sugar free's picture

"didn't mj's nanny say that he would beg her to shoot him up with it and she declined"

jimmy: key word "declined". why does personal responsiblity only apply for MJ?

Stoney's picture

Exactly jimmy, I'm sure MJ had his PHD in shooting up.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Doctor Propofol is going down for sure. He didn't have the good sense to quit when Jacko asked for his "milk of amnesia."

Pity.

Stoney's picture

I think it was gross medical malpractice. MJ probably wouldn't have died if his body hadn't been so weak from the drugs HE was putting into it. You can't tell me Michael's own drug use didn't contribute to his death. You don't need a doctor to administer a pill.

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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:33am.
here's the difference....

a doctor gives you a prescripion and sends you on your merry way and YOU put the pills in YOUR hand and start popping them hapzardly. Your fault no question.

a doctors hooks you up to an IV drip and has to ADMINISTER it. doctor is in the slammer like MJ would've been if he survived.

case closed.

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BUT, didn't MJ's nanny say that he would beg her to shoot him up with it and she declined, so he would get his bodyguards and other non-medical personal to assist him? Also wasn't his bathroom filled with bags and IV's of the drug and couldn't the one argue that he himself could administer the drug alone?

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Homicide vs. Murder

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/73160/homicide_vs_murder_the_di...

He'll plead out to facilitation and aggravated whatever.

*chongchong*

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Submitted by sugar free: "here's the difference....

a doctor gives you a prescripion and sends you on your merry way and YOU put the pills in YOUR hand and start popping them hapzardly. Your fault no question.

a doctors hooks you up to an IV drip and has to ADMINISTER it. doctor is in the slammer like MJ would've been if he survived.

case closed."

ExACTly.

Hysteria's picture

surprise, surprise, woo

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Hekki's picture

Homicide just means that the death happened at the hands of someone else. It's not necessarily murder.

Since MJ didn't administer the drugs to himself (that would be suicide) and he didn't die of natural causes (say, heart attack or stroke or old age), it's homicide. Homicide doesn't always get prosecuted, if it's an accident and no one's fault.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:21am.

Of course! It all makes sense now. Insurance money...

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yep...now watch the games begin...and i just noticed that i spelled homicide homocide....

it stays..
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

Stoney's picture

"The people who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit"

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer duh duh duh-nuh!

*reports self*

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sugar free's picture

here's the difference....

a doctor gives you a prescripion and sends you on your merry way and YOU put the pills in YOUR hand and start popping them hapzardly. Your fault no question.

a doctors hooks you up to an IV drip and has to ADMINISTER it. doctor is in the slammer like MJ would've been if he survived.

case closed.

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Damn. It's like she's been lying in wait for him to die so she could garner the attention. Like she new she'd always be in his shadow and planned for the day when he would be gone and she could step forward. It's kinda nasty.

As for blame: It's everyone's fault. If you have integrity you don't do things that are harmful, no matter how much money is involved. That's the kinda thing that makes fucked up people make better decisions. Having to look into a man's face as he tells you: I don't care how much money you have - that's not healthy and I won't be part of it. Not just one man's face but all of them that you approach. Personal responsibility is something that's available to everyone.

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Stoney on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:23am

See how much I don't pay attention, *Slaps self, snaps fingers at self*

My only point is this is facilitation at best.
I've seen that kind of case on Law & Order more than once so I be an expert and shit.

*chongchong, cue L&O theme*

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:21am.

Of course! It all makes sense now. Insurance money...

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:13am.

MJ did go to rehab for an addiction to pain killers. And I think Janet has said on more than one occasion that the family attempted interventions but MJ just locked them out.
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Hey Sherlock homicide aint gonna stick without motive...

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letinstar's picture

case solved thanks to the expert csi skills of latoya...

that doc is guilty of giving michael jackson what he wanted...but in order for the jacksons to fight over michael's insurance, this had to be ruled a homocide...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:33am.

At the bank where I worked, there was this secretary who was black. One day she started saying "I'm not comfortable with that request" whenever someone asked her to make travel arrangements or copies or something. She would show up on time, take her lunch and return on time, and leave on time. She just refused to work, and that's all anyone could get her to say. I can only IMAGINE what was going on the HR meetings. She had it all figured out.

They finally got rid of her, but it took a loooooong time. Meanwhile, she was sitting there doing crosswords and getting paid.

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I mean, a lazy bitch is a lazy bitch. They come in all genders and colors and thats just one of MANY tactics that I have seen people use to avoid an honest day's work for their pay. Seriously, thats why a govt gig is a lazy bitch's dream. It takes milleniums to get rid of a lazy bitch in govt.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:45am.

Have you ever seen the look on a dentists face when you have perfect teeth and they cant up sell you anything?!?
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Actually my perfect teeth makes my dentist giddy with joy, but he IS a dentist in London so he don't see teeth like mine that often. But . . . I take your point.

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If I ever heard MJ attempted to go into re-hab, just once, or his "Close circle of friends" did an intervention, I MIGHT, MAYBE, SORT OF could get on the whole only one side is at fault.
MJ's self medicating cure was trying to be a parent.

As someone pointed out yesterday, loving your kids and being a good parent are not the same thing.

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Sweet JESUS!! What the fuck is going on with her hair??? Is that weave trying to eat her face!!!!!!

I get the arguments on personal choice -- smoking, eating crap at Costco...

However, in the case of MJ, he used a drug that only people with medical licenses get and one that is typically administered in a hospital. I think MJ was a whack job who shopped Dr.'s until he found the right one. But this Dr. was clearly no better than a drug pusher who administered a lethal dose. There have been people prosecuted for supplying drugs that resulted in overdose (Len Bias anyone?)

I see a clear cut difference between Heath and MJ's death. In the case of Heath's death, it was multiple medications that he took without regard to how lethal they are combined. That's not malpractice or homicide; that's someone who didn't read the labels and heed the warnings.

In the case of MJ, the Dr. essentially had a lethal weapon and it appears failed to monitor him while he was under the drug.

MJ was ultimately responsible for his drug addicted ways, but you do expect a Dr. to say no, even one on your payroll.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 10:07am.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 9:58am.
you know? I do have a problem with Plastic surgeons . I don't think they should be allowed to do them (the surgeries), if they are not for health reasons(burn Victims and such). sorry, having Major surgeries for Vanity is such a Immoral concept to me, that anybody who dies on one of those should be held responsible for their own death. Sorry I'm not able to express myself they way I want.but I hope I made my point.

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I disagree, plastic surgeons are necessary due to what you listed like burn or crash victims. How they keep their skills and licenses up to date is through the elective surgeries. Sometimes there are legitimate quality of life elective surgeries where people benefit without abusing it. I would love love love to have some work done as I get older but I could see what you're saying about people abusing that.

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I agree. Homicide is definitely not the right word. The doctor should be held responsible and lose his license, but he didn't commit homicide in my opinion.

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So when my alcoholic ass gets thuriothith of the liver imma sue the maker's of the one and only "Fine Pilsner Beer"?!!!! I THINK NOT!!!

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sugar free's picture

maybe homicide is not the right word. it absolves MJ of any wrongdoing.

in my eyes blaming the doctor for his actions does not negate MJ's responsiblity. there is enough blame to go around.

Stoney's picture

And if you smoke cigarettes you should expect to die as well (like me). Convicting tobacco manufacturers of homicide would be ludicrous because only YOU have control over what you allow to be put into your body. A little personal responsibility would do this country a world of good. I'm talking to you, Mr. Eat Five Hundred Big Macs, go into heart failure and sue McDonalds.

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