Tuesday, August 25th 2009

Protecting The Bass

Lance Bass left a night club in London on Sunday night with a sessy piece wearing my mom's favorite Easter blouse and some kind of necklace/scarf thing. A scarlace, perhaps?

Lance piece 'o the night wasn't happy about the paps taking pictures, so he took matters into his own *fierce* hands! Don't laugh! Bitch is serious. Look at him shoving Lance's head into his pit with one hand while keeping the other limpy hand looking faaaabulous. Those paps shouldn't have effed with him. Dude can sashay circles around you and make you dizzy. If that didn't work, he could blind you with his fart glitter. Luckily, the paps knew that fucking with a unicorn was not the way, so they backed off. Meanwhile, Lance laughed the entire time. Just like us!

And by the way, I would not appreciate some dude shoving my head in his pit zone. Unless you've got a dick hanging out of your armpit, my head goes in the crotch area.

Posted by: Michael K


Lance gets hot dudes! Must be # & a giant salami in his pants. Sniffing someone's armpits is nasty lol.

blaaaake's picture

Lance Bass coming out was the best thing that happened to his career after *NSYNC. besides Justin, I can't even remember who the other three were. I know someone was really OLD and another fat.

lilylovely12's picture

May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 7:50pm.

*checks tavelocity*... SONOFA!... there's no listing for "Clarisse's love cave"!!

OT: what thread is this?

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Clarisse's picture

Either I need a visit to the old love cave between mah legs, or that is one of the sexiest men I've ever had the pleasure of seeing!!!

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tenspoonsofspin's picture

I think that's called foreplay.

Newportjoey's picture

I think the last photo of Lance speaks volumes, " I've got MINE bitches"....good for him....love, Blanche Hudson.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

angel_i's picture

Damn. I never looked at this man, really.
He's a very hot gay that one.

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As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

Is it just me or are the 5th and 6th thumbnails the sex? Nothing is as hot as having your big, strong bf protect you---but hopefully he won't be wearing a periwinkle blouse while doing so.

Mick's picture

Shit, that beef hunk cud shove my head into whatever opening of his he wanted...I mean.....

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letinstar's picture

just so i'm clear...you keep the pimp hand strong and the gay hand limp...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

squiggles's picture

No date is complete w/o a headlock.

Toonkinstein's picture

...and I will name him "Flippy" and I will hug him and squeeze him and feed him and scrub him up..........

Snarf's picture

Ooooooooh...Lance has a certain type dosen't he? And by type, I mean young(ish) hot, vapid, and apparently dumb as a bag of hammers. No one can look menacing in that ensemble. No one.

birdgherl's picture

Easter blouse - HAHA. That is hilarious! Whoever the Easter bunny is, he is fine. Nice one Lance!

joe shmoe's picture

I always get a giggle out of the startled people caught in the background. Thumbnail #6, the guy's going "Whachu lookin' at?" (and if he was Canadian, it would be, "Whachu lookin' at. Eh?")

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LolaBella's picture

Lance has gotten sexier as he's gotten older.
Who would have thought that he would turn out to be the sexiest of the *Nsync-ers?

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

Bass makes me ashamed to be queer. Please make him go away, like yesterday. Another pathetic queen that didn't have the balls to come out of the closet and now overcompensates with his new found "freedom". Barf. Put a bag on his head.

TexnDoc's picture

Lance Bass always seems to be "working on" something you never hear about anymore. Last I heard it was a pilot for a gay "Odd Couple". To paraphrase Bubble from AbFab: "Hope you haven't spent your Spice millions." Or in this case, NSYCH or whatever it was.

freebird's picture

Looks like Lance found himself a Dillon McGay from 90210. He's a hottie.

Miss Priss's picture

Oh lawd, for some odd reason, this reminds me of my High School days, when N*Sync was popular
(I NEVER listened to that shit, but a lot of my girlfriends did) one of the girls was infatuated with Lance Bass...I always said "He's Ghey!!!" no one believed me...my gaydar has always been accurate...no calibration needed. LOL

I thought for a second that the dude in Lilac was Marc Jacobs...

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diggerdp's picture

Plastic surgery has done wonders for Lance.

Race Bannon's picture

Keey- It would have been a better read if you had said " a man you can meat" but I guess spammers aren't that clever.

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Race Bannon's picture

I haven't seen a wrist that limp since my days hanging out at the Limelight!

kdracofan's picture

fierce and hot...

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:33am.

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can you believe i had a dick as avie and they censored it, but somehow they cannot get these fucking spammers out of the site?

MK please add spam word verification to posts!!!

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I think it's people submitting the ads, so a competent moderator would be better...

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:17am.
Want to join my Buttmetal band?

death2douches's picture

Wait. Which one is the bottom? Are they each just going to take an oral or what? Hm.

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snowpiece's picture

LMAO @ Mother S.!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:24am.
cuntygolightly OMG stop scaring me with that avie first thing in the morning! LOL ;)

sorry!

can you believe i had a dick as avie and they censored it, but somehow they cannot get these fucking spammers out of the site?

MK please add spam word verification to posts!!!

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:22am.

FFFUUCCK A SEXY BRIT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I'M GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDE!

P.S. PIC #5 FUCK!

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Stop masturbating so furiously, I can feel the ground move here in London. England. UK. With more or less British men. Like him there.

Neh-neh-ne-neh-neh.

CRAZY's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:26am.

Bahahahaha!

Or if you drink out of a wine glass or straight from the bottle, YOU'RE STILL AN ALCOHOLIC WHORE!!!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Crazy- I agree. There's something to be said about being comfortable in your own skin.

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snowpiece's picture

loozer. u have the ghey? I had no idea! ha ha MWAH! now I love you even more, LOL

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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

The C word's picture

When did Luke Perry get so butch?

And the look on the guy in pic #6 pretty much sums it up...

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CRAZY's picture

I think it's because he now acts like himself and has more confidence! Not so much that he's gay!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown

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Submitted by UKer on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:16am.
I'm sorry but these pios excite me, I hope that after these photos were taken these two bitches went home and fucked for hours.

Yeah, baby!!!

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loozer's picture

Crazy, ISMU
Maybe it is because he is now forbidden fruit (no pun intended) or a challenge. As a bent dude, I found him more attractive when it was assumed he was straight. I always find the heteros more attractive. Feel free to psychoanalyze.

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Raul Duke's picture

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

I thought Lance had a steady fella (who is NOT as sexy as that dude)?

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snowpiece's picture

cuntygolightly OMG stop scaring me with that avie first thing in the morning! LOL ;)

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

LOL! Lance and him look hot!

Mopa's picture

MK,

I'll be laughing all day thinking of this post of yours. Thanks.

suckandfuck's picture

FFFUUCCK A SEXY BRIT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I'M GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDE!

P.S. PIC #5 FUCK!

UKer's picture

I wish I had a dick. lol

Mother Superior's picture

The spammers are putting in extra effort today, huh?

CRAZY's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:18am.

What? Huh? ok!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by kerry321 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:18am.
YEAH WHORE WE HEARD YOU! SUCK IT!

Raul Duke's picture

* shoves CRAZY's head towards my Love Tazer *