David Cross Knows How To Write A Bio
45-year-old David Cross is fucking 26-year-old Amber Tamblyn. Those are is his words. David wants the world to know that he's mining in Amber's love cave (copyright: Tracy) every night, so he added it to the bio for his newest book Drink for a Reason. David really wanted to make this bio something special, so he used a picture of Amber's daddy instead of a picture of himself. SUCIO bitches! Thanksgiving dinner at Amber's house is going to be super awkward or super kinky.
You can tell that the dog in the picture wants nothing to do with this fuckery. Doggy's looking for the exit!
And in case you needed some help while visualizing Tobias Fünke and Joan of Arcadia fucking, here's some pictures of them from last year.