David Cross Knows How To Write A Bio

She is cute, but not hot at all...I totally thought all this time that he gay.

I know he will disappoint me in real life by being a complete asshole, but I love him. His stand up KILLS me.

Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot PIE!

Weird fucking couple alert.

Funny bio though, more original than other authors.

why would someone want to be Amber Tamblyn?

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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES

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My fave Mr. Show sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ZNX1jqbOk

Nice hemp bracelet and gunt david cross. I hope doing the voiceover in the classic Alvin n the Chimpmunks hasn't lost you credibility in the Faux-Intellectual Communist Garafolo wing of the comedy world. *eyeroll*

P.S. Your bulbous santa claus nose creeps me the fuck out!

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"I'm not going to dance for you 23 year old assholes at TMZ who have done NOTHING with their lives."- Jack Nicholson

Tattoos and slob-chic paparazzi wear on the streets of NYC still can't save this loser from being unfunny. I will be surprised if in 3 years David Cross isn't standing on corners twirling signs to buy his ramen noodles. The poor girl must have been gangraped or something as a child and so bi-polarized to see anything attractive in this muppet.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 11:37am.

Has it ever occurred to anybody that maybe they both thought it was funny and that she was perfectly fine with it?
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Me! It occurred to me!:)

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It occurred to me as well! It's just a joke, lame or not. end of story.

Tobias Funke and Slow Donnie are both hilarious, but David Cross as himself I find painfully unfunny as well as fug. Bob Odenkirk, on the other hand ...

She looks for father figure types rather literally, her dad looks like a rapidly aged version of David Cross (I almost spelled Gross by mistake, ha).

Eh I guess it's supposed to be funny but it's still gross, crass, and disrespectful. And of course he really is bragging about bagging a much younger, slightly famous actress. Even if she's not that cute she's still young and I guess that's what matters. Ick.

The red sux & their fans are so FUG.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)

Mining in Amber's love cave. LMAO MK!

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 11:37am.

Has it ever occurred to anybody that maybe they both thought it was funny and that she was perfectly fine with it?
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Me! It occurred to me!:)

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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46

Um... I don't get the gray-hair, flabby older man thing, but I never did, so whatevs...

To each his own.

*gagging*

Has it ever occurred to anybody that maybe they both thought it was funny and that she was perfectly fine with it? Perhaps she has a helluva sense of humor?

For those of us, including moi,
who don't know the fuck chicken pot pie means.

I had to go look this shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmvDU5RmyY

Love Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I didn't realize though, that David Cross sure has put on the pudge in the last couple years. The soul patch ain't working for his ass either. I used to think he was a sexy ho when he was on Mr. Show. Bitches need to take care of themselves once they hit their 40s. Man.

I see someone has attened the Courtney Love School of On-line Writing. Whatever his two, or three or possibly five awards were for, they weren't for coherency.

Submitted by looking4love on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:07am.

You'll find the best selection of hot babies,
sexy singles at the exclusive interracial dating community,
______ www-blackwhitedate-com_

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Excuse me? Hot BABIES?! Is this a dating website for pedo pervs?

If you're going to spam, at least use the right term, and not skeev everybody out.

Sounds like a skinny, dull bio.

not being followed on twitter makes you irrelevant? bitch, please.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:56am.
Oh no, that sucks. Well have fun with DU then. :)

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Oh yesssss! :P

Submitted by KatieS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:29pm.
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!!

LMAO! I still say that - so do a lot of people I know.

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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney

Mr. Whocares is fucking Ms. Neverwas.

Nobody follows them on twitter, they are irrelevant.

Submitted by Lady RedBush on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 9:28am

I think it was an attempt to be funny.

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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.

"David Cross is a two-time award winner, as well as a three-time award winner".

^what the fucking fuck does that mean?
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There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.-Seth Green

shazam? humped and dumped?

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:56am.
Oh no, that sucks. Well have fun with DU then. :)

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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:28am.

Submitted by shazam on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:51am.

David Cross isn't funny, he's a complete arsehole.

I know! From personal experience!
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You know - I totally believe that. I've worked with many comedians and they were mostly all assholes. In fact, in personal life I have a complete aversion to comedians even tho I LOVE comedy. I can think of one guy over many years who was SO sweet. He was from NYC too! Weirdness
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It is weird but true. I've also worked with comedians & the ones I've worked with were riddled with emotional problems IRL and not fun to be with on a one on one level. The funniest guy I ever met in my life, who was literally "on" every time there were more then three people in the vicinity was practically monosyllabic & very withdrawn in a one on one situation, and only comfortable in crowd settings. But man, he was sooo funny.

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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:50am.
Morning MS! Ready for the date?!

I wear skinny jeans even though I'm not stick skinny...oh well :) She is so cute and he is sooooo not. I don't get it. Oh well.
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I'm slightly peed off because they're working on the trains that go to his place and the busses run every half an hour. Not seeing him, but I'll pay DU a visit later. He lives down the road from me! LOL

Pootie> I think it's the pants. They're not doing her any favors. It's like sausage casings, FFS.

Morning MS! Ready for the date?!

I wear skinny jeans even though I'm not stick skinny...oh well :) She is so cute and he is sooooo not. I don't get it. Oh well.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.

Submitted by fmdoom on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 8:30pm.
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.
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LMAO! I say this randomly out loud and my husband always says it back from whatever room he is in.
Good times.

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Skinny jeans look good on skinny girls.
The top makes her look like a barrel, so the trousers are a joke!
And everyhting is grey, oh so grey. Nothing to brag about, David! :D

(sorry, I'm part-time fashion police officer...LOL)

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:17am
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I wonder too...I mean when you're divided by a generation or two, your context for everything is different. You wouldn't even be able to say, "Remember when such and such happened.." because your partner either wasn't born or was in short pants learning his ABCs. It's probably fun initially, to sample the novelty of the other person's wildly different social life, leisure activities, music and reading tastes etc., But after a while, it must start to pall for both parties.

I guess like everything there are exceptions to the rule, and no doubt there are couples who are with partners who are much younger/older then them and quite happy. I dunno - it wouldn't be for me.

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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

Ollie RED sox!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:17am.

joe shmoe,

I hear you, but for me personally there's not much of a double standard. I mean, almost TWENTY years younger? She's so wildly behind him (or should be) emotionally, experientially, etc., that I think it just makes it embarrassing that he's dating her.
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(edited for 'you know' - that was getting out of hand) once I dated this man and he was quite a bit older than I but, in the end, SO immature. And he was a guy with a job and a home that he built most of himself - his place was clean (not overly so but orderly) and his bills were paid - but he was just ...young, somehow...in his ideas, his speech...anyway we hung out for a while and didn't click but became really good friends. When he started dating a girl much younger than me (I?), it was kinda disturbing to look at but knowing him - it totally made sense. They're not still together but they were for about four years. I couldn't stand her anyway - I like his new girlfriend way better. She stands, age-wise, between me and the younger one...

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46

Submitted by shazam on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:51am.

David Cross isn't funny, he's a complete arsehole.

I know! From personal experience!
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You know - I totally believe that. I've worked with many comedians and they were mostly all assholes. In fact, in personal life I have a complete aversion to comedians even tho I LOVE comedy. I can think of one guy over many years who was SO sweet. He was from NYC too! Weirdness.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46

joe shmoe,

I hear you, but for me personally there's not much of a double standard. I mean, almost TWENTY years younger? She's so wildly behind him (or should be) emotionally, experientially, etc., that I think it just makes it embarrassing that he's dating her. I'm sure she's a smart, nice girl, but he lost pretty much all cool factors for me when I found out he's basically emotionally retarded in real life. So either way, male or female, I always wonder about the sanity of people who date, marry, or hang out with people young enough to be their children, instead of sharing their time with those who are developmentally their peers.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

If this was a 45 year old woman and a 26 year old man,(that anyone cared about, haha) the tabs would be squealing about "boy toys" etc., That double standard is annoying.

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Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

I reckon she's not wearing a purity ring? What would the saints say about that?

Submitted by shazam on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 7:51am.
David Cross isn't funny, he's a complete arsehole.

I know! From personal experience!

Oh please do tell!

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

David Cross isn't funny, he's a complete arsehole.

I know! From personal experience!

And who finds this sort of stuff funny anyway? It's lame brained meat head rubbish. She should ditch him ASAP.

Amber Tamblyn (NOT KStew)
should have been Bella Swann.

Thanks, MS and stanky.

I did kinda read that but then I thought it was a joke and then I read that yesterday so I kinda forgot;p Oopsie!

That guy's so abstract and obtuse. I think that's what I like about him.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46