Saturday, August 22nd 2009
Don't Mess With A Classic, Part II
Aubrey O'Day has already shit on the timeless masterpiece that is Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" and now she's squatted over New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle." And she changed the lyrics. Way to take a strap-on to a song and ass fuck it without lube.
If Bizarre Love Triangle fell on hard times, was forced to give blow jobs in truck stop bathrooms for food stamps and caught throat gonorrhea, it would sound just like this. No, that's not a compliment. Not this time anyway.
VIA I'm Not Obsessed
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What a fucking idiot. I'd get down on my knees and pay if she fell off a cliff. and as for Mr. "I'm so rich" rapper--enjoy it while you can. it'll be over soon. I hope you have other career plans.
Oh, the humanity!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
No. no no no no no no no. No.
If she ever runs into New Order's Peter Hook, bitch is going down.
her voice is aweful! I cannot beleive anyone at any record company anywhere! would ever allow this to be released. New Order is still awesome, I still listen to the original today.
Just who in the HELL does this BITCH think she is???? YOU DONT FUCK WITH NEW ORDER!!!!
Except that one cover of Blue Monday by Orgy - I kinda liked that. *runs and hides*
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
not fucking cool
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"This is straight up fuckery."
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She must die now. Slowly and painfully, I must add.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Sacrilege.
That is all.
EVERYONE TWITTER HER THIS
its sad when "stars" have to fuck w/ classics because they aren't talented enough to write their own songs, i'm talking to you @AubreyODay
Submitted by emceebee on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 4:13pm.
You're totally right about the Frente cover of Bizarre Love Triangle. I was obsessed with New Order in high school (of course I still love them), then I came across the Frente cover and fell in love with it. It -is- the only good cover.
Does anyone remember Orgy covering Blue Monday? That was an atrocity...
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If porn and music didn't work for Traci Lords, why does this stank think it'll work for her?
Ho should take lessons from Will Fuck For Tracks and lay down with a good producer so that he can lay down some sick beats for her.
Can I just ask what the fuck her problem is with the word: "pray"? Becuz you know - that's what we do - we get down on our knees and PRAY that you might fall into the abyss never to be seen again.
And btw, we don't call you "Barbie" we call you "Skank Ho". It's really different.
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Murderer!!!
She needs to go to jail.
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What in fresh hell?
This is BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
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No No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO infinity.
She will NOT fuck up this song that reminds my husband of ME. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!
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It's things like this that make me start to hate this country. :|
~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.
NO.
she has got to be kidding.
right?
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“Can you maybe give me guitar lessons?” she asks. “I’ve lost any sort of magic touch I’ve ever had.”
- Lindsay Lohan to Slash
SHUT. UP. Is this girl broken? She needs to stop RIGHT. NOW. She has now gone WAY too far!
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
I hope New Order sues if she didn't have authorization.
What do you expect from a Diddy ho?
New Order should sue. There is no way they cleared that sample and it ain't a fucking cover. They should send her back to the street corner she came from.
The only acceptable cover of this song was done by Frente in the 90's. Every other cover version is an abomination.
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Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minelli
I used to think she was really hot. Why do girls who are really hot have to go to the trashy side? Plus I have always loved the name Aubrey for a girl but this skank has ruined in it.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Whys is she fucking with New Order?
Bizarre Love Triangle's a damn clasiic.
Bitch, go write and perform your OWN.
I wanna make babies with aubrey oday. Dumb, beautiful babies.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I think she's hot as hell... but someone please take the microphone away from her.
For the love of all that is holy, why can't Diddy just take her back to that shithole group, so she will stop assaulting us with bad, bad covers? WHY?!
Nice contact lenses.
20 seconds and I reached my patience level.
Need to shred something now.....
Booooo!
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
i made it 22 seconds
I'm not gonna listen. And there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm clicking on the "throat gonorrhea" link either. No effing way.
I've heard music like this coming out of cars when I've been stuck in traffic in Long Island. No matter how hot it is, the only option is to seal up your windows tight.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
This is like those bow legged limey tarts who shat all over "Just Can't Get Enough" awhile back. Do not take my glory years skull fuck them. Death by syphilis and tainted self tanner is on it's way darling!
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Always look on the bright side of life
i was drowning in autotune. i had to stop it. and this (at least the part i listened to) sounds like every song i hear when i'm at the gym.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Submitted by I_was_a_slave4U on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:49pm.
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Yeah, but at least Miley is original in what she sings. This is just covers, which is even more of a heinous crime.
And thanks a lot for that link. I thought it would be another Dlisted article or something of that nature. I am confused; was the white stuff the gonorrhea?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
If that's music I am gonna start singing and remixing shit. arrrgh
Coma Caca!!
BURN HER AT THE STAKE! You do not fuck with a New Order classic you stupid cunt.
Gross
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Oh my fucking god, this whore should be beaten to death with a sack full of nickels for even considering ruining this song.
Barf. I lasted 29 seconds. Synthesized mess, much like many of my performances on my casio circa age 10. Gives "Tardy for the Party" a run for its money. But let's be real, neither will make any.
Who the hell listens to music like this? No one I know.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
omg
& its still 100 times better than anything miley cyrus has done.
Aubrey is superior to limey (i meant miley but its a typo) in every way yet america loves miley. WTH is up with that???? :S
Son of a fucking bitch.
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I don't hate it. :\
-and there were actually, like, 5 pics of her where she looked really pretty...
- WTH?!?! :o
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:23pm.
No. *crosses arms* you can't make me listen to this.
*turns head*
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Don't bother. Sucks donkey dicks.
Did he say, 'oooh, Miley's on!'??? This is some hardcore gansta shit.
This is making me want to punch her.
No. *crosses arms* you can't make me listen to this.
*turns head*
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