Saturday, August 22nd 2009

Snoop, She's Just Using You For Your Good Shit

Snoop Dogg, who I'm pretty sure is technically still married, got down with some greasy piece at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night. You know, I don't blame Miss Crisco Hair for dry fucking on Snoop, because my nipples tingle for him. WELL, he kind of reminds me of Adrien Brody (No, I'm not still drunk...I think). It must be the Afghan Hound face. AND, you know Snoop's peen hole blows the good shit smoke. Snoop's dick is like a bong. So that's why that trick is getting up on that. IN THIS ECONOMY, you have to get your high anyway you can can!

Here's more pictures of Snoop partying with his puss o' the night and Usher last night. Also, is that Jon Gosselin in the third to the last thumbnail? Dude is always in it! Wherever there's available snatch, there's Jon!

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I wonder if the wife knows they have an "open" marriage!! This chick better run for cover cause Mrs. Snoop is going to kick her ass. His wife is not dependent on him, she could divorce his ass at any time and get 1/2 of everything. I think the wife actually loves him, don't ask me why I've watched their show.

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If Snoop's wife didn't like their situation she could just leave him. But she knows who the breadwinner is and is willing to put up with his behavior. Probably similar to a lot of relationships in which the man is wealthy.

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His wife talks so much shiz till she almost had me believing she was really running something.
She ain't running shiz but her shoes.

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what does snoop's wife think of this? maybe they're on the outs again...
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Submitted by kiv on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 3:29pm.

Submitted by PopCultureJunkie on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:43pm.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT - Brody and Snoop do look alike! It weirds me out when people of different races look alike.

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I completely see the resemblance... There was this one white guy from grade school that completely reminded me of p diddy, but whenever i told people that knew him that they would give me a dead stare like the comparison isn't even valid because they are 2 different races.
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kittymuffin's picture

who gives a shit

MayWest69's picture

please. mrs. snoop knows the deal, and she gets paid very well.

z-listed's picture

He is an asshole pig. I hate him and all his posse!

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I need more cowbell's picture

This one snuck up on me. From watching his show I got the feeling he might mess around but thought it wasn't frequent. I liked the fact that they lived in a normal house and didn't have a big staff or gold plated urinals. Now this shit pops up-what's next? The Ward Cleaver beastiality tape?

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 4:12pm

I wouldn't call Snoop's crib huge. Kind of disappointing actually for a rap star of his caliber. As far as I could tell (from his show) no cook, no housekeeper, no Rolls. And she's been with him since they were in high school (ie before he got big).

One of his kids is in high school but the other two are younger.

Snoop's been cheating on his wife for years. What's new.

This open marriage thing is such bullshit. Basically she's going to let him do whatever he wants because she is totally dependent upon him.

These wives think they have the upper hand, but they are kidding themselves. Snoop's wife has always dismissed groupies as no real threat. That's funny because her husband hasn't been able to stay away from groupies for how many years now?

I'm sorry but there is no way in hell I'd spend my entire adult life being humiliated that way.

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I heard, a while back, that their marriage was open, somewhat, achally. Just sayin'

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I remember seeing Snoops wife on tv a few years back. She seems down to earth and sane, but you can tell she can put a mean ass-beating on a bitch if she wants.

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MissJane: she has it made from my perspective.

Huge and beautiful crib, unlimited spending, children that are in their tweens (I think), some-some for herself and set for life.

Personally, I couldn't live like that if I was IN LOVE with a man, but if there is just residual love, then hell yeah.

I'd get my nails done, wear the best clothes, drive my Rolls and just let my cook cook, my housekeeper keep up the house and the best schools for my kids.

Damn, I'm kind of jealous right now...

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@ MizRo - agreed she knows. I think as long as I could hump around too and the STD tests were frequent that might not be too bad a situation :)

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Dogg's wife know what the sitch is.

They have a porn production soundstage on his property where they do in fact, shoot porn.

She knows laying low, raising his children and being discreet on her part keeps the benjies coming her way.

He can do whatever he wants as long as he makes bank and gives her hers.

Truth.

WWJDFAKB's picture

Oh what a semi-sad life being a hip hop stars wife would be..of course a hubby caught in the act could mean cha-ching for some.

Santa Ana Winds's picture

"It must be the Afghan Hound face."
lmao! you kill me!

bensucks's picture

Usher is hot. Snoop is not.

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Snoop doesn't look like he'd be able to move very quickly and get out of the way when his wife comes at him to whoop his ass after seeing these photos.

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Submitted by PopCultureJunkie on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:43pm.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT - Brody and Snoop do look alike! It weirds me out when people of different races look alike.

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I completely see the resemblance... There was this one white guy from grade school that completely reminded me of p diddy, but whenever i told people that knew him that they would give me a dead stare like the comparison isn't even valid because they are 2 different races.

What is Snoop's favorite thing about rain?

The drizzle, my nizzle.

tarantino_is_gay's picture

i'd like to see samantha ronson put on lindsey's strap-on and do snoop doggy style.

original putas's picture

Big dicks are hot, but with that face and that nasty vibe to him, I'll have to take a pass. Nothing worse than ugly ghetto dudes. Usher could throw some my way though.

Chirio's picture

those pics made feel Lohan dirty.

Coma Caca!!

moomarse's picture

Is that Obama in the last thumbnail hiding behind Crisco Head?

Did Snoop lose his teef's?
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mike's picture

Snoop's lady friend has a pretty face, but doesn't he have a wife at home?

Bitch looks brazilian to the very bone.

Keep trying, homegirl, you'll find your Mick Jagger.

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Skye10's picture

Roh Oh! *smdh*

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Snoop doesn't seem to interested in pic #9. He's eyeballing Usher's bottle of Gran Patron Tequila Platinum. Mmmmmm.......

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PopCultureJunkie's picture

That guy's Gosselin's fairy twinbrother - He's totally got the "heeeey" arm up in the air.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT - Brody and Snoop do look alike! It weirds me out when people of different races look alike.

Submitted by East L.A. Mario on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:32pm.
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Thanks, Mario! I got more than Snoop. And he does have a big dong bong. I think Billie Armstrong may not be o hung, but that's also a bad angle. Brett Michaels has a pretty impressive rod, but he's so disgusting. Even before Rock of STD.

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This is sexual harassment; Look at how she's mashing him into her chest, clearly against his will, in thumbnails 6 & 8.

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Hooly, I bought 2 litre wine glasses..I mean.."goblets" like that at the dollar store.

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Here's a NSFW pic of him (?)
http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Snoop%20Dog

Thank me later.

Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

You know Snoops got a big dick and all the best weed to smoke.
PS That girl is fine as hell.

:P

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Aerialgreen - we need a photo link, please. I'd like to see his ginormous bong dick. Looks like he's hotboxin in the club.

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RufusR's picture

VIP Room my ass. Snoop might want to visit the free clinic and/or get a tetanus shot after partying with that crowd.

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VIP Room my ass. Snoop might want to visit the free clinic and/or get a tetanus shot after partying with that crowd.

she's got great glass holding skills.
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squiggles's picture

What's of more interest to me is that GIGANTIC glass of hooch. I could get behind that right about now.

Aerialgreen's picture

Well, we've seen (most of us I think) what Snoop is packing, and he is packing x-tra large peen... but Adrian Brody? is there a full frontal yet of him?