Let's All Go To Mexico!
Drink an entire cup of holy water to cleanse your organs, give them a pep talk and get on the next plane to Mexico, because the bad shit is legal there!!!!!! Sort of. The Mexican government made it legal for you to carry around small amounts of drugs for personal use only. They said they only did it to prevent evil cops from taking bribes from small-time dealers.
You can legally carry the following amounts of drugs in your Lisa Frank fannypack when you're trolling around Mexico: "The maximum amount of marijuana under the new law is 5 grams—the equivalent of about four joints. The limit is a half gram for cocaine, the equivalent of about 4 lines. For other drugs, the limits are 50 milligrams of heroin, 40 milligrams for methamphetamine and 0.015 milligrams for LSD."
In other news, 97% of Hollywood, the entire state of Florida, every person with the last name Lohan and half the bankers on Wall Street just moved to Mexico. ARRIBA!
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All the drugs are in USA, Mexico ships them over there because you are the worlds biggest drug consumer. Basic market principles!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 1:03pm.
HEY HEY I turned 1 a few days ago.
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What hell have you been smoking? You turned one 7 weeks ago, not a few days ago. Silly beaver.
P.S. please send some of that good shit to me post haste.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 4:34pm.
This makes me love my cable company even more than I did before.
It could have been worse - they could have sent it via canada post.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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When will America stop fighting this losing 'war' on marijuana?
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Thanks little_rascal!
@TITS: No, get this. My modem went down (apparently you're supposed to turn that shit off once in a while - oopsie!) and so Bell Canada sent me a new one. Through Purolater cuz they have some kinda deal with each other. No. You cannot pick one up. Fine, bitch - send it. (that's kinda how it went)
THEN Purolater decided, of their own accord, that my buzz code was incorrect. Why? Becuz my name is not on the board. They haven't updated that board for 10 years - I've been here 4. So when I called Bell all they said was : We sent it. I said; I din't get it. They said: O really? That's too bad. Cya! I asked: Um...so, I'm gonna get one right. They said: We don't know - we sent it.
After I had THAT convo with 3 or 4 different people I lost it. Once I lost it they gave me a 1800 number and 18 possible locations that Purolator could be holding it (it was at none of these locations, btw but somewhere only a crazy person would go) and the GPX number. They made ME call THEIR courier. Who told me, they tried but can't deliver. I had that convo twice before I REALLY lost it. I had it half an hour later. Bitches, all.
Here's the good part. I called complaints at Bell Canada and listed every single complaint I ever had with them. The service agent said: I took down everything; I have now written my first book. I hope they read it:)
The End.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
@ TITS, DiamondDawg and angel_i
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Yay! Happy birthday to all of you!
I turned 1 week old on DListed.
And I like it here a lot! :-)
hey Andy765 - I hope you and your friend both die from crotch rot.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
HB to all Dlisters!
Loving Tits' avie!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:52am.
Holy Shit!!!!!!! This thread is humongous!!
Screams: Who did the bad photoshop?!?
I would just like to take a moment to say that I've been gone all week and I missed you guys so much!
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Hey DD! I was gone too:) I missed you guys, but more importantly, I missed my |DListed Birthday:( I turned 2 the other day.
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some drunken debauched sodomizer did that pshopping. we can talk about him because he's still passed out.
HEY HEY I turned 1 a few days ago.
ps angle adblocker won't let me use myspace mail to reply - we thought you were off getting some - sorry to hear it was just the phone company screwing you over.
did you at least get a 'service call'?
speaking of adblocker wtf is going on with this page? why am i seeing ads all of a sudden?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 12:40pm.
Mother Superior!
Goddamit, why can't you come a week earlier than that? I am flying to New York around that time, but I have not bought my ticket yet, but if I am here, I will let you know and you better do the same! Check my MySpace, heaux!
Mexico may have more legal drugs, but hey, I don't do drugs.
I do drug!
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Naahhh....I'm flying on the 29th :( My tickets are booked.
Ah well, it's not the last time I'll be there! LOL
Mother Superior!
Goddamit, why can't you come a week earlier than that? I am flying to New York around that time, but I have not bought my ticket yet, but if I am here, I will let you know and you better do the same! Check my MySpace, heaux!
Mexico may have more legal drugs, but hey, I don't do drugs.
I do drug!
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Breakdown!!!!
I'll be in 'our' city from September 29.....you having any concerts? :)
She can have Mexico.
I have Berlin!
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Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:00am.
ok send the FBI.....where's MK?
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You seriously are one of the funniest avies here!
I was visiting friends and before I left, Bren wanted to give me a painting and it had an OWL in it. I went "OH SHIT!!!" in mah head. I was like, um, can you just hang on to it til i come back? I can't take it on the plane with me. What to do?
*wrings hands, believes owls bring bad luck*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 3:06am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:36am.
hey!!... i just stepped in to check my e-mail real quick and saw this... i wasn't trying to argue with you!.. wait... wait... weed math.. o.k. as long as you know i'm not trying to be an asshole!... what?! you want a duel?!... i choose cookies at dawn!... you bring the milk!LOL!... see ya, folks!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 12:03pm.
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Well........Happy DLISTED Birfday!! We'll have to celebrate on Monday when the whole crew is here.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:52am.
Holy Shit!!!!!!! This thread is humongous!!
Screams: Who did the bad photoshop?!?
I would just like to take a moment to say that I've been gone all week and I missed you guys so much!
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Hey DD! I was gone too:) I missed you guys, but more importantly, I missed my |DListed Birthday:( I turned 2 the other day.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 5:51am.
oh, shit, the day shift is here *hides vodka bottles*
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 7:37am.
Who counts weed in grams?
Most of the world.
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LOL! Well, y'all are getting ripped off for a .07 ounce;p
(lol I shouldn't talk - I don't even know how to phrase that)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Holy Shit!!!!!!! This thread is humongous!!
Screams: Who did the bad photoshop?!?
I would just like to take a moment to say that I've been gone all week and I missed you guys so much!
(the people I was with were all about the weed...they even have this "weed tray" they carry to and fro each other's houses) KUHRAZY TRAIN.
the fist time i drank was on a bus in Cozumel. they were handing out beers to the whole tour group
ok send the FBI.....where's MK?
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:11am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:06am.
MK wake up and post us a post!
My work day is already almost over and you're still napping. How unfair...
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Yeah, but soon you'll be drinking and relaxing while MK is puking off his hangover.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 10:06am.
MK wake up and post us a post!
My work day is already almost over and you're still napping. How unfair...
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Yeah, but soon you'll be drinking and relaxing while MK is puking off his hangover.
WAKE UP, MK!!!
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MK wake up and post us a post!
My work day is already almost over and you're still napping. How unfair...
Someone poke MK and interrupt his drunken sex dreams of Mah Boo...
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i am booking my next flight today!
PV just got a whole lot more interesting as a vacation spot.
Who counts weed in grams?
Most of the world.
For those of you who don't, 5 grams is more than you're gonna smoke in a day so you're not gonna run out anytime soon.
As a point of reference, you are only allowed to purchase 2 grams of weed in Amsterdam in a day.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 5:51am.
oh, shit, the day shift is here *hides vodka bottles*
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I'm working.
Get the vodka out, TV! Goddamit! ;)
oh, shit, the day shift is here *hides vodka bottles*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Legalising drugs never happens in the interest of the folk, guys. Guess who will benefit.
Lovely! I guess I know where I'm going on my next vacation. I'll see all you D-list sluts there.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:36am.
hey!!... i just stepped in to check my e-mail real quick and saw this... i wasn't trying to argue with you!.. wait... wait... weed math.. o.k. as long as you know i'm not trying to be an asshole!... what?! you want a duel?!... i choose cookies at dawn!... you bring the milk!LOL!... see ya, folks!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:26am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:16am.
sure... if jose(what?!?!.. this post is about Mexico, right?!... i'm on-topic!) has two bags to unload how long does it take for him to sneak across the boarder to sell 'em?... yeah, bad taste, i know, but i'm tired and drunk... i'm working with what i've got
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
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oh wait, i said weed math, duh. dude, i dun know.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
nite, ESE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
nite, shandi!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
night, angel and shandi!... off to hit the dusty trail, myself folks... see ya all!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:16am.
sure... if jose(what?!?!.. this post is about Mexico, right?!... i'm on-topic!) has two bags to unload how long does it take for him to sneak across the boarder to sell 'em?... yeah, bad taste, i know, but i'm tired and drunk... i'm working with what i've got!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
nights all, stay slutty
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
nights, boo!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
night, angel!
great to have you back!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
can we get back into weed math? cause that might be something thats useful at least to us. ehehe.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
OMG Why am I still up? It's so weird when I do that. Ciao, belli!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 2:12am.
for the love of "god"!.. i told you i'm not gonna discuss what i did to that clown!!... best big mac i ever got, by the way!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"