Mah Boo Talks To Kim Zolciak
Mah Boo took a little break from writing me lengthy love letters with his silver peen (LET ME DREAM) to call into Watch What Happens Live last night to talk to The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak.
We all know that Mah Boo percolates for NeNe and she has nothing to worry about. I don't think Mah Boo will be hand feeding Kim's wig Bon Bons anytime soon. Speaking of the polyester shrub on Kim's head, Mah Boo actually said he had no idea she wore a wig until she admitted it on the reunion show. Fuck me on a tightrope, because Mah Boo is telling lies! You know he's been to a drag show or fifty, so I'm sure his wigdar is working just fine.
Mah Boo also asked Kim how she makes money and her answer was something like: "Well, I have a nursing degree and I waitressed full-time....five years ago. Big Poppa supports me now." Bitch, stop the foolery and just say it loud and proud: "I'M A WHORE!!!" It's totally what she writes down on her tax returns under occupation, so she should just be real about it. There's nothing wrong with sucking wang for wigs!
I leave you with the walking Museum of Wigs at JFK the other day.
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"Hey!... Mr. Lindsay Lohan Daddy!" (when nene was chasing kim outside the restraunt after the "blow up"). LMAO
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"There's nothing wrong with sucking wang for wigs!"
ROTF!!! bitch is out of ordahhh!
I feel sorry for anyone that has to be in the same room as Andy Cohen.
The host of "AC three-SEXTY"
Andy...Andy...Andy...
I can't get "Tardy for the Party" out of my head.
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Bwahaha @ Fuck me on a tightrope.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:54pm.
I like Anderson Cooper. At the risk of sounding snotty, why the hell is he even interested in this crap? Anderson, you disappoint me.
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I'm assuming it's sort of an outlet of light-hearted fun for him. He's always working on bringing news from everywhere and once in a while, a silver fox has got to let it's hair down!
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Nice answer. You're right.
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"La courtisane est un mythe. Jamais une femme n'a inventé la débauche."
Wow, the guy who read the questions were obviously into your man MK. He was flirting with AC on TV. I find him very annoying and crude to his guests.
I stayed up late to watch and I must admit, I was terribly turned on by Jeff Lewis. He has a great sense of humor. I loved the way he interacted with Kim. You know what he thought about her despite the facade.
I also had to crack up when Andy asked AC if he believed Kim was 29 during that first season and he plainly said "no." HA HA HA!
I think it's great that AC gets into this show. I don't think any less of him as a journalist. He's just multi-faceted, plus he grew up with plenty of drama himself.
An Anderson/Jeff sandwich would have been fine by me the other night.
30 years old, my furry arse! She's got at sun damage worth at least 40 years and I'm being kind....
Andy Cohen throws off a Chuck Barris vibe
but then again, i have a thing for gay men that just want my hair to look good. can't be a hag because im petite.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
aww, i think andy's cute!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Is Andy Cohen wearing a rug? His hair looks like a brillo pad.
Submitted by KT on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 12:51am.
i have never watched that trash housewives show because i think its sad when older women act like they're in high school. anyway, i have no idea who this yellow yarn hair chick is, but wtf? does she seriously have a nursing degree?!
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it's total trash, but highly addictive, is your not involved at this point, don't. hehe.
it's total guilty pleasure.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i have never watched that trash housewives show because i think its sad when older women act like they're in high school. anyway, i have no idea who this yellow yarn hair chick is, but wtf? does she seriously have a nursing degree?!
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and whoever "he'rees" stylist is IS HOT. i mean who says that? "D.J. turn the mother F'ing beat on"- LMAO, loves him. candy talks like she ain't got a damn thing to say, like she's to tired to talk or some shit, and her man, or fiance or baby daddy or whatever the hell he is, is just void.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
okay, this may be old, but NEWS FLASH: Kim is a wine ass wino-ette hoe, so the funny thing about kim hiring and firing a "nanny" is just stupid. i mean brit brit got the po's called on her for just being stupid, lol- this ho has seven or so glasses of wine in the afternoon while getting her hair done, lmao.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:54pm.
I like Anderson Cooper. At the risk of sounding snotty, why the hell is he even interested in this crap? Anderson, you disappoint me.
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O come now. I think he has a crush on MK:p
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:54pm.
I like Anderson Cooper. At the risk of sounding snotty, why the hell is he even interested in this crap? Anderson, you disappoint me.
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I'm assuming it's sort of an outlet of light-hearted fun for him. He's always working on bringing news from everywhere and once in a while, a silver fox has got to let it's hair down!
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
What the fuck was the point of Anderson calling in?
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hooray for silver fox....yum
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I like Anderson Cooper. At the risk of sounding snotty, why the hell is he even interested in this crap? Anderson, you disappoint me.
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"La courtisane est un mythe. Jamais une femme n'a inventé la débauche."
Nice! I'm gonna say this every night before I go to bed:)
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with a nod to nitty from whom I stoled it fromd.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:12pm.
TITS, canya scretch dat unda ma tiga chin area???? Oh yeah, KITTAY LIKEY...
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*snatches hand away just.in.time.
jheshus h motherfucking kerist pussy can't you warn a whore?
Is my name roy? Is it bitch? is it? NO it's not. IT's not roy, bitch. it's TITS. say it. saaaay it. TITS! do I look like a roy to you? do I hairball do I? Do I amuse you, do I make you laugh?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:12pm.
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Aww Tiger, how 'bout I scratch your belly? There ain't nothin' woven down there, is there? *nervous glances at Tiger's nether regions*
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"La courtisane est un mythe. Jamais une femme n'a inventé la débauche."
That entire clip was more gay than today's "Caption This".
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
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Nice! I'm gonna say this every night before I go to bed:)
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As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:44pm.
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I must say tiggeh, you're looking particularly sleek and fluffy tonight.
*scritches top of head*
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Don't scratch the glue off my brand new weave, or I'll cut a bitch...*showing tiger claw*...
Yeah, I gotta tiggah weave, so do yo' mama...So what???
TITS, canya scretch dat unda ma tiga chin area???? Oh yeah, KITTAY LIKEY...
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How did that even happen? He probably called in thinking he would be getting a little girl time with his girl Nene and then the Wigged one pops up instead.
Anderson totally gives Kim a backhanded insult! HAHA!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:48pm.
So why does Kim wear that thing on her head that looks like a thousand Barbies (from the 'early '80's) were mercilessly scalpled again???
Is bitch all ball headed or what?
I wants the deets...Cuz, why come she still wear that blue light speshul of a fuckin' ass back water Kmart "Stand By Your Man" broke down hick ass wig when her ass has been called out on it...???
When you ass be called out on some back alley Sasquatch/Yetti abortion you glued to yo' head, you upgrade that shit...We all been there (admit it, whores).
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I must say tiggeh, you're looking particularly sleek and fluffy tonight.
*scritches top of head*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:27pm.
LOL Angel_i!!
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Ha! And, gratefully, I CAN'T watch it cuz Bravo doesn't care about Canadians!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
LOL Angel_i!!
Submitted by leica on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:05pm.
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They're probably itchy and they make your head sweat. And if I ever end up on Maury (it's probable) it's not worth the embarrassment of that wig flying off when I get in a fight with my baby daddy's new ho.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 7:24pm.
I can't beweave I just watched that shit.
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Damn. You said the magic word. Now I have to watch it too:(
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, if an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say "This." #46
I can't beweave I just watched that shit.
Wigs may be the answer I've been looking for all these years. No roots. No hours at the salon getting coiffed. No blow drying, flat ironing and styling with a bunch of hot air on your head. Just throw on a wig and voila ~ new look. It could actually be the answer we've ALL been looking for.
So why does Kim wear that thing on her head that looks like a thousand Barbies (from the 'early '80's) were mercilessly scalpled again???
Is bitch all ball headed or what?
I wants the deets...Cuz, why come she still wear that blue light speshul of a fuckin' ass back water Kmart "Stand By Your Man" broke down hick ass wig when her ass has been called out on it...???
When you ass be called out on some back alley Sasquatch/Yetti abortion you glued to yo' head, you upgrade that shit...We all been there (admit it, whores).
When you called out on your tacky ass shit, you quit that bitch. Why come Kim di'nt????? She ball headed and broke as a joke, right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 5:00pm
I can't stand him either. It all started the first Season of Flipping Out when he did the reunion and he was all pervy interviewing Jeff Lewis. I love Jeff but damn, quite fucking him with your eyes while you're doing the damn interview! Even Jeff looked a little skeeved out by it. Harassment much?
He's a complete unprofessional. Asks the stupidest questions, never anything anyone actually cares about, he's completely biased and treats his favorites with kids gloves. Someone told me the only reason he got the job was because he was the producer of the RH shows and gave himself the job. Fuck you Bravo, I refuse to watch anything he's in. Fire him already.
I thought Big Poppa dumped her ass?
I heard she was also banned from FAB (French American Brasserie), the restaurant where she tried to pull that beaver off Kim's dome.
What a cunt. I'm considering moving out of Atlanta because of her.
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"Who gone check me boo?"
-Crackhead cuntbitch Sheree, Real Housewives Atlanta
This is a most excellent read re: Sheree's lying ass:
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/08/21/kim-zolciaks-publicist-jonathan-...
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Look at that bitch with a dead beaver on her head. She looked better in that helmet she busted out a few episodes ago.
Big Poppa is Lee Najjar.
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"Who gone check me boo?"
-Crackhead cuntbitch Sheree, Real Housewives Atlanta
Watched the clip, I loved how Andy was all hitting on Anderson who was having none of that. And how much more of annoying little twat can Kim be?
As adorable as that little segment was, I'm in the "Boo needs to get a life" camp with OCD Jeff.
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And here I thought Anderson was a serious journalist.
So, Andy says to Mah Boo "I hear you came out . . ." then my ears perked up.
forget his name, think he's a realtor though