Monday, August 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 21st!
Lance's outfit has been known to cause Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Turns out that Satan is hardly the threat the Bible made him out to be. - Disraeli Ears
Looks like Courtney Love finally got sober. - freebird
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WTG Starvis, congrats also to Disraeli Ears & freebie♥♥.
Starvis, Disraeli Ears and freebird, congrats and thank you for being so hilarious!
I've just read through all the comments, and it looks like Porkez Hilton got PAWNED!!!
great job you guys, love the courtney one!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Loved them all! Funny hookers!!
congrats to Starvis
D.E. and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
all three were tooooo funny!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Congrats guys!
Funny, wieners!
Congratulations Starvis on funny win!
Congrats for a funny on to Disraeli Ears!
And for freebird, a big, sloppy brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb!
WOOHOO! Congrats Starvis & Disraeli Ears! Thanks everyone!!! ♥♥♥ YAY!!!
Funny shit, you sluts! Congrats Starvis, Disraeli Ears, and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeebiiiiiiiiirdddd!!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
Congrats Starvis..Funny as always :)
WTG, Disraeli Ears and WooT ♥FreeB!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
This just came to me too late, but I will share it nonetheless: (To the tune of delta dawn)
Elton John, what's that flower you have on,
could it be a faded rose from days gone by...
Congrats to the whores selected!
Kudos to all the winnahs! Funny sex hookers!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Good job whorz.
Ha! Nice work funmakers!:)
(we should have a contest for congratulations. it's hard coming up with something original for that all the time;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15
Starvis, that was absolutely hilarious!
Congrats Starvis, Disraeli Ears & Freebird!!
Holdin' up lit Bic Lighter and chanting 'freebird' over and over.
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
Thanks all. And congrats to Starvis and freebird!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Congrats Starvis, Disraeli Ears, and free!!
Fun CT everyone...
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Robert Palmer: Johnny and Mary
Hahahaha Starvis! Congrats. Disraeli Ears and freebird ♥.
Perez Hilton, is that you?
Bobby Trendy's baby daddy.
chance of showers, don't drop the soap.
just a typical Sunday in the French Quarter...
Perez Hilton acting on fashion tips from Lady Caca
PEREZ HILTON IN 10 YRS
LONG LIVE SANTA CRUZ AND THE PINK UMBRELLA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well what else would you expect from a spawn of a drag queen and a clown?
The adult line: Hello Pussy.
Oh, mister? Guess my favorite color and you can put it in me!
Submitted by sunryse on Sat, 08/22/2009 - 11:35am.
I think this is in Little Five Points/Atlanta and this guy is a WIERDO. Not in how he dresses, but in how he gets in your face!
You have one too?
Submitted by Ambsies on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:40pm.
I'm also from Santa Cruz and have to correct what a few locals have said. This man's name is Robert Steffen, he is also known as "Pinky Valentino", "Pinky" or "The Pink Umbrella Man". There are a ton of rumors/urban legends about what Robert's story really is, but his life is pretty much a mystery. You can look him up on the Megan's Law website, there is no listing of him as a sexual predator- which is what some people claim (I really don't believe it): http://bit.ly/sz7hK (looked up: "Robert Steffen"- not the same guy. Looked up "Robert Valentino"- no name in database). I've also heard that he's a recovering addict and he gets dressed up and walks downtown as a form of therapy. The locals who wrote on here said he will "follow you", the guy literally walks maybe 5 steps a minute, you'd have to walk incredibly slow for him to "follow you". I have to admit that I used to find him somewhat creepy as well, but I believe the guy is harmless and just dresses up to make people smile. Here are some websites with info about Robert:
I have a friend who lived in the same building as him awhile back. He does this creepy walk around downtown but when he's away from there he walks normal etc. He DOES follow you, he will wait outside places you go into then start up his pace again when you come out. I know a lot of people think he's cool, cute, harmless, and trying to make people smile, but really, he invades personal space and seems to enjoy it! He'll keep turning to amke it so you have to really go out of your way around him......
I think this is in Little Five Points/Atlanta and this guy is a WIERDO. Not in how he dresses, but in how he gets in your face!
You should have made this picture scratch and sniff..I can't tell which Hilton parasite it is, Perez or Paris?
Fuck me on a tightrope !!
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I love you for making Dlisted Mr. K, you are brilliantly funny !!!
John Travolta arrives as a guest at the "Mad Hatter’s" aka Clay Gayken’s Tea Party!
This young man was freshly wriggled from Lady Caca's twat. You know, that place just above that set of shriveled hermaphrodite balls?
What Perez does while his sister ghost writes for him.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Ma vie en gross
When Bush was President Gymboree was afraid to expand their line. Who knew Gayboree would take off so quickly?
New tongue twister:
Pretty Pedro, pardon his pashima, pooted pink poodles. Peter Piper was pissed.
Perez Hilton.
Paris Hilton 2040 AD: "Nowadays I'm helping women discover their inner old spinster!"
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
The Hudson Hayward Hemingway dognapper caputred on film.
Willard Scott loves being on Logo...
Perez Hilton as an extra in Katy Perry's new video "UR So Gay And Boys Don't Even Like You"
The man at the back table regrets inviting his attention whore of a brother to brunch.
These caption contests are totally addictive:)