Friday, August 21st 2009
That's Low: Richard Gere Is Making Brangie Do His Dirty Work
I know, I know, but I had to. It was lying there, glistening in the light, just begging me to pluck it. It was too easy. And by the by, this was one of UsWeekly's top stories today. I love it. TGIF!
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Yikes, I'm glad I'm not a goldfish or gerbil going to live in that traveling circus.
Braddaddy Pitt...God, he looks old. Angelina is a succubus.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
The gerbil is probably for Angie and Brad's entertainment. I'm sure there is a string attached to it's tail.
can u imagine the baggage this family has to carry on all their globetrotting trips: 2 inflated egos; 6 bratty kids; 8 bodyguards; 12 nannies; 3 translators; 3 cultural advisors; 1 adoption advisor; 1 philanthropist advisor; 1 paparazzo to capture any possible humanitarian acts; 2 drug dealers - one specializing in heroin for Jolie, the other in hash since Pitt doesn't smoke pot cuz of the kids; Jennifer Aniston's deflated ego; a couple of dogs; and now they gotta throw in some gerbil and goldfish in the mix.
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pot plant for him, good idea
I agree with Stoney. Stoney, you just left out the fact the Brad has just toked up with weed/hashish and FULLY believes that he is a brilliant because he can do three things at once!
Sí. TGIF! 2U2, MK.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic: "It is illegal to own a gerbil in California. It is also illegal to own a ferret in California."
No offense, but California is stupid.
My sister wants to move to California (LA area). And she thought the traffic was bad in Connecticut. This person who huffs and taps her foot if she has to wait for ANYTHING and has incurable road rage wants to move to LA. Heh heh heh.
she should grow a goat to cover up the grimace lines too
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Yeah right, these people should have animals. I'm sure gerbils enjoy jetting to a new home every two months about as much as toddlers do.
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LAME
Maddox gets a cactus, that was a compromise. Brad wanted to get him a pot plant and Jolie wanted the Iron Chef knife set.
And by gerbils we mean orphans.
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Bottom-feeder.
Since when is an article in USWeekly "news"?? And, exactly where are the photos of these two Jolie-Pitt outings?? I just want to know. I mean, if Brad and Angelina spent all that time picking out a gerbil and food and whatever, why wasn't there somebody in the shop with an IPhone!! And at the restaurant . . . none of the other people there had a cell phone camera to capture this? A few photos could be worth a lot of money. I mean, that guy who filmed Brad on an airplane eating, sleeping and drinking beer made a few thousand. Guess the French aren't smart enough or they'd rather just tell the story to the press after the fact. Oh well!! Dumb French people!!
It is illegal to own a gerbil in California. It is also illegal to own a ferret in California.
http://www.dfg.ca.gov/wildlife/nongame/nuis_exo/ferret/ferret_issues_tab...
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The recent Parade article on him (gag) showed pictures of him with "his" bulldog. Where in the hell is the bulldog? Does it have a dog nanny?
Christ! WTF is this "news"? I hope it's not true, because it really isn't a good idea to have pets of any kind when you are moving house every other week.
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Brad's hairpiece could crawl up Richard Gere's ass.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 1:12pm.
I hope they hide Maddox's knives.
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they got him a cactus. really??? I guess he'll just poke them to death instead.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:42pm.
That's stupid, everyone knows there's more white meat on a hamster.
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but not even half as fun when shoved up yer ass!
cumon... everyone KNOWS they're for Brad!!! ;D
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I hope they hide Maddox's knives.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 1:09pm.
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LOL forever.
Reminds me of a quote from Eddie in Christmas Vacation:
"Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils"
@stoney BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAA LMAO
Can you imagine a REAL day in the life of these fuckers? You walk into the ridiculous house, Brad is on the phone with some producer who's stroking his ego and talking about new projects that will "change the world" while simultaneously bidding on overpriced splatter art and metal furniture, Angie's in the bathroom throwing up her breakfast, trying to find a vein and screaming at the nannies to shut up those fucking twins, Shiloh is tied up in the closet and being tortured by Zahara, Pax and Mad are running around the house weilding knives and the agent ushering you into the foyer is on the phone planning the next photo op.
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are these globetrotting gerbils? you know they're not staying in france for more than a month
CUNTS!
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:47pm.
I have no idea I just thought it sounded good.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh, PUKE! Do we *have* to know every single thing these people do? God, I'm so sick of them all, I want to scream!
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richard gere probably gave brangie some good advice on getting the best gerbils...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I would bet anything the brangelina brats are the kinds who mistreat/torture their pets, these kids don't come off as well behaved or caring at all.
And what a pair of shitty parents these are. Don't pay much attention to the brats, but spend shiloads of money and let them do whatever they want as long as they are off your skirt and it allows you to pay off the guilt.
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LOL! Those poor gerbils! However will Brad tell the kids?
I know it's verboten to say anything positive about Brangelina or their spawn, but this story is really rather cute (I'm biased because I love fuzzy rodents). Nowhere near worthy of a news writeup, but cute.
Oh GOD cue the crazies. *puts on foil hat*
We are going to get to hear all about how they are saving the animals and shit. *rolls eyes*
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:45pm.
Gerbils bite. I hope she gets the hep and dies.
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Do gerbil bites give you hep? Is there a vaccine? If so, where would one get a vaccine? Just wondering...
Wait...are we sure the gerbils aren't for Braddy?
I know and you know what those gerbils are really for!!!!
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Gerbils bite. I hope she gets the hep and dies.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:42pm.
Gerbils are always tops.
bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Now THAT was the best laugh of the day!
Stop the presses!! Angelina was wearing a black dress?? Quelle suprise!
That's stupid, everyone knows there's more white meat on a hamster.
Gerbils are always tops.
LMAO....