Was Michael Jackson A Chubby Chaser?
If you're ever bored, just come back to this picture and try to count all the chins. That should keep you busy for a few hours. Anyisthatsharonglessinthatpicture, the buxom rosy-cheeked bear all the way to the left is claiming that he was Michael Jackson's gay lover and soulmate. File this under: Claire Cruise's new partner in fuckery.
The sessy bacon donut's (shout out to Top Chef) name is Jason Pfeiffer and he went on over to The Sun to spill his heart out to them. And let me tell you, it was a mess! The Sun's janitors are still mopping up the lard jelly off the floor. It's like your memaw's grease jar exploded! Sorry, I'm getting off track again. Let's just pucker our ears and listen to Jason's tale of love with the King of Pop.
Jason, who works for Dr. Arnie Klein, said the sparks started when Michael asked him for a ride one night, "I guess our first 'date' was in my car. We went for a drive and were talking and having fun, but Michael had his minders who were 'nosey' as Michael put it. We had to make sure we were not caught, and although the date was short as I had to take him home before anyone noticed, we had a great time. I thought nobody else knew, but have since discovered that others did surmise the truth. I've lost my soulmate. It's very hard to describe the loss I feel - but there is something that's empty in my heart."
Girl, your heart is empty, because you've been yapping for the past few seconds! Stop spewing out words and eat a snack (aka two dozen KFC Double Down Sandwiches)! Your heart will fill back up right away!
Okay, it sounds like in the span of one short car ride, Jason fell madly in love with Michael Jackson and declared him his soulmate. WHAAAA?! Was Michael Jackson covered in fried cheese, bits of chocolate-covered bacon, pie-filling and Bisquick batter, because that's the only way I can see Jason falling in love with him in the blink of an eye. GIRL STOP!
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Is this family sponsored by KFC?
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LMAO. Wouldnt be surprised. MJ LURVED his KFC chikins.
BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:01am.
Do the extreme loons follow the same manual?
- Acts as if THEY are the only ones that know anything, CHECK.
- Freely and most cunty, dish out "advice" on to how to interpret information, CHECK.
- If all else fails, the token "STFU WAH WAH BLAH BLAH YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!" CHECK, CHECK, CHECK PLEASE!
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Heeeheeeheeehaaaahaaaahaaaa.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:00am.
MJ has been embalmed and sitting on ice for....2 months now?
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The living Jacksons stuck him into an unmarked location in Forest Lawn already, if The Daily Mail is to be believed. They said the family's basically gonna play musical graves coz they don't want anyone digging up MJ's remains.
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Bottom-feeder.
So glad to see that Top Chef is ripping Portland's VooDoo Doughnuts off. They have been featured on the food network and travel channel numerous times for the famed Bacon Maple Bar. Oh let me tell u, its soooo good! Strips of bacon on top of a delicious maple bar! Some people sound grossed out by it, but once u remind them how yummy it is when bacon gets syrup on it, then they are all about tryin it! I have yet to meet someone who doesn't love it.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
(trying this again)
That IS Carrie Fisher on the lower left. She used to hang out with MJ and the kids.
Why did my earlier post not appear?
Whoa.... forget MJ and chub love.... Bacon donuts??? Why have I never heard of such a thing before? My PMS is dictating that I find one NOW! Glad I still have a stash of bacon salt.... sometimes everything just needs to taste like bacon!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I'll be ok in a few days... I swear!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I read both the "cardiologst" and the "dermatologist" were probably going to be indicted in LA. As Ina Garten says, "How good is that?!"
That is utterly ridiculous. These people make me sick. Even if it were true why share that with people?
Looks like Dr. Arnie only hires fatties.
That is the first picture I have seen where Prince is smiling.
A blow job in the back seat is not love; I hate to break it to this chubby. It was probably an MJ look alike anyway. Why is this post not filed under "Girlfriend Please"
Well this explains everything.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
detachable, of course.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:29am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:24am.
his penis
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*cries a waterfall*
Oh my.....my belly hurts from laughing, Jack......
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:24am.
his penis
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*wipes piss off chair*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:24am.
his penis
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*cries a waterfall*
Oh my.....my belly hurts from laughing, Jack......
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:24am.
his penis
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Thank you MK that last paragraph gave me my first lol of the day.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
what is that white stick that MJ's holding?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:09am.
Born black, then white and black he goes from us again.
@J-77..."We are the world" probably made more people sick than actually healed. I don't see how collecting babies actually contributes to world peace. An as far as JA's art, if it's as rare as her blowjobs it might be worth something.... to JA...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
LOL jack. And I don't think hyenas would touch that shit. Maybe vultures. They like to eat rotting beasts.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:02am.
Anyone remember how long it took for ANS? I remember the court case and one of the factors of expediency was that she was decaying despite being embalmed and on ice.
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It usually takes 4-8 weeks to turn waste into usable compost.
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Would it take longer if it had two autopsies?
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Who's performing the second autopsy? A medical professional or a pack of hyenas?
♥ ♥ ♥ Stoney ♥ ♥ ♥
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
*dry heaves and shits at same time*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:02am.
Ooooh an MJ thread with Jacko-o-loonie to complete the ensemble, must resist the urge...
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Who do you think did more for world peace: 1) MJ with his We Are The World effort, 2) Angeline Jolie with her humanitarian efforts, or 3) Jennifer Aniston with her inspiring and uplifting art?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:02am.
Anyone remember how long it took for ANS? I remember the court case and one of the factors of expediency was that she was decaying despite being embalmed and on ice.
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It usually takes 4-8 weeks to turn waste into usable compost.
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Would it take longer if it had two autopsies?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:02am.
Anyone remember how long it took for ANS? I remember the court case and one of the factors of expediency was that she was decaying despite being embalmed and on ice.
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It usually takes 4-8 weeks to turn waste into usable compost.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:02am.
Anyone remember how long it took for ANS? I remember the court case and one of the factors of expediency was that she was decaying despite being embalmed and on ice.
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Tell that to Stoney, she's already hurling.
Anyone remember how long it took for ANS? I remember the court case and one of the factors of expediency was that she was decaying despite being embalmed and on ice.
Ooooh an MJ thread with Jacko-o-loonie to complete the ensemble, must resist the urge...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Do the extreme loons follow the same manual?
- Acts as if THEY are the only ones that know anything, CHECK.
- Freely and most cunty, dish out "advice" on to how to interpret information, CHECK.
- If all else fails, the token "STFU WAH WAH BLAH BLAH YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!" CHECK, CHECK, CHECK PLEASE!
Carlybabes, FYI, this about YOU.
SHAMON!
p.s. methinks these large folks were the inspiration for Weird Al's "Fat".
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:00am.
MJ has been embalmed and sitting on ice for....2 months now?
I really hope the funeral isn't open casket, because dude is starting to decay.
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I didn't know that plastic decays.
Is it absolutely DISGUSTING and APPALLING that they haven't buried that man yet. HE DIED IN JUNE. *projectile vomits*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by MOONWALKER on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the photo was doctored.
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Me too. MJ's nose looks fake.
Hahahaha!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
MJ has been embalmed and sitting on ice for....2 months now?
I really hope the funeral isn't open casket, because dude is starting to decay.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:57am.
so they aren't burying him til the 29
is he in someone's beer cooler, or what?
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Sub Zero with glass window.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:56am.
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Poor you. Remember, I ate only your cupcakes and still have three days left with my, um, condition.
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Are you free tonight then? :)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by MOONWALKER on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the photo was doctored.
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Me too. MJ's nose looks fake.
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LOL!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
so they aren't burying him til the 29
is he in someone's beer cooler, or what?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by MOONWALKER on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the photo was doctored.
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Me too. MJ's nose looks fake.
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Guys, stop it.
I'm crying already and I'm at work!!! LOL
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Poor you. Remember, I ate only your cupcakes and still have three days left with my, um, condition.
Submitted by Carlybabes on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:36am.
That's what I thought. No proof.
Thats because his boyfriends ate all the proof.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by MOONWALKER on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the photo was doctored.
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Me too. MJ's nose looks fake.
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Guys, stop it.
I'm crying already and I'm at work!!! LOL
Is this family sponsored by KFC?
Submitted by MOONWALKER on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the photo was doctored.
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Me too. MJ's nose looks fake.
I think the photo was doctored.
Raul, I'm having laughter seizures...thanks.
Nothing more tragic than a delusional fat tub of lard.
I had heard the rumor that MJ was having an affair with Brad Pitt. It was all on the down low, but Angie was pissed off enough to hire her own people to "get rid" of MJ.