Friday, August 21st 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Gary Spivey - Psychic, medium, spiritual healer, hairvoyant and overall crazy. Gary travels the world sharing his mind boggling powers on radio stations everywhere and serious TV shows like Hard Copy, Inside Edition and Jerry Springer. Gary's trademark is his giant Snowball fro which looks like a yeti's dick bush. But Gary's magical fro is what holds all his bullshit powers! Gary claims he has predicted the following:

Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson Scandal
Renee Zellweger Wins an Oscar
Sept 11th Terrorist Attacks
Break-up of Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere
Gorilla rescues child
Bob Dole falls off Stage

Amazing! Mind-boggling! Visit his website and prepare to be amazed!

For Raen

Posted by: Michael K


Chavez's picture

wtf, mk? really? this fucking stay puffed marshmallow man doesn't hold a match to Walter Mercado's hot ass!

He probably has a gold toilet and an infinity pool shaped like a penis.

TT99's picture

I hate people who "predicted" 9/11. Why the fuck didn't they warn anybody?________________________

"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

nice do; that's where all his power is. ;>

TexnDoc's picture

Looks like a pretty good gimic with plenty of celebrity morons on his web page. Wonder why I've never heard of him before. Must be a local LA thing.

Anonymouse73's picture

Riiiiiiiight. He predicted the 9/11 attacks but somehow failed to do anything about it? Sure sure. Ok.

OMG! This guy was on my flight a couple of weeks ago, MSP to SAN. I bet my sister she couldn't get him to buy her a drink (I had my toddler on my lap, so I didn't think my flirting would fly). She declined to play my game. We followed him around the San Diego airport for awhile, giggling at the hair and wondering what his DEAL was. Thanks for making him HSOTD, now I know.

urmomma's picture

I want a snowcone now...but what flavor?

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

January72's picture

Iced coffee out my nostrils courtesy of "a yeti's dick bush." MK, you never disappoint!

NitWitty's picture

Stunning HSotD! Kadooz!
If that's the hair on his head, I can't even imagine what's going on south of the equator.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

His hair is like a cloud. I think it has angels sitting on it and they tell him stuff cuz they're just talking, hanging out on a cloud and he is on the radio telling us what they say. I want an angel cloud on my head.

A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

Spaceball!

I predict that I now want Snowballs.

*runs to 7-11*

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Tristram's picture

He's clairvoyant but has never looked in the mirror.

Snarf's picture

Other predictions.. The sun rising, the sun setting, rainstorms, and the season changing. Whoa.

Janice Second's picture

It's about fucking time, Gary Spivey is ridiculous. I'm glad he's HSOTD.

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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I predict there will be many typos on his web site....

Yep, I wuz rite.

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

joe shmoe's picture

He predicted that Squinty would win an Oscar? Whoa.

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"It was not a simple yawn," a spokesman for the state's attorney's office said. "It was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."

A yeti's dick bush??? ROTFL!! You are en fuego today, Michael!!

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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price

he has a pic of himself with latoya jackson on his site! maybe they can partner up and get to the bottom of EVERYTHING!

MJF's picture

This is actually pretty much how I envisioned Xenu's arrival:

http://www.garyspivey.com/photo22.html

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

piedlourde's picture

That has got to be Hugh Bliss' biggest rival.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

LOL @the pic of him on his website. He looks like he's channeling hard .. there's even waves coming out of him.

I would trust Sylvia Browne more..and that's not saying much.

Sluttsville's picture

I have a shower that is just beggin for a scrubbing with Gary's head.

Good gosh, all the alcohol & pills that I've taken to make me forgot about Gary Spivey & now MK dun brought back all those memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKC8d_KWk6s

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:11am.
That pix should be painted on the side of a van.

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I am a sign painter by trade and I would break all my brushes and run my hand thru a meat grinder rather than paint that.
But then again, with some of the utter dreck you see on vehicles these days, maybe it's not that bad.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

What a clown.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I dropped acid once, and this is what I saw. NO SHIT!

That Amadeus wig is killer.

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Stock Broker's picture

That pix should be painted on the side of a van.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Stock Broker's picture

Loozer ~ you're a psychic too? So am I.

I predict that:
1. The sun will rise tomorrow
2. Blohan will end up in Hustler
3. My dog will take a crap in about an hour.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Raul Duke's picture

I predict I will type the word "fuck" at lest once today. Whata U know!

Disraeli_Ears's picture

I predict that Gary Spivey will become the first human toilet brush!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

HellaciousB's picture

I predicted he would end up on Dlisted. See how easy that is after the fact?

loozer's picture

I'z Skeered.
I am psychic too. I predict Lohan will show up wasted at a nightclub or party within the next few weeks. I also predict Brit will be seen in a bikini by a cement pond. I predict MichaelK will keep the web world enthralled with his DListed site.

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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...

Jimmy Bocca's picture

I LOVE how all the things he's predicted are like meaningless crap and then the 9/11 attacks!?!? Gimme a break Hahaha. ASSHOLE!

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