Thursday, August 20th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Mimi's New Perfume Ad
Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award winner Mimi is at it again! This is the ad for her newest rainbow jizz in a bottle called Forever. It should've been called Forever Photoshopped.
The fact that she's Photoshopped to Hello Kitty heaven and back isn't the main problem here. The main issue is THAT POSE. Who told the Butterfly Priestess this looked hot? Mimi looks like she's trying so hard to push out a stubborn doody bubble that she's gone cockeyed. Bitch has got fart eyes.
I mean, who wants to smell like one of Mimi's butt queefs? Well, maybe Nick Cannon...and Eminem. Definitely Eminem.
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like french whores, mimi needs lots of perfume to get rid of that skank smell.
It would be easy to put her head on a totally different body because of shadow under her chin. Even if that did happen, this ad doesn't impress me at all or make me even the tiniest bit interested in buying what she's selling. Fail.
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I'm with you Mohawk Kitty.
Fucking delusional, arrogant, spoiled bitch.
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She used to look so hot back in the day b4 she flatironed her hair, went blond and all big boobed (not a good look for her). She can photoshop all she wants, but her face does not hide the weight gain. Which hey, people gain weight, but photoshopping the body when your face has undoubtedly gained isn't fooling anybody. What's next a cover of her on a mag in a bikini claiming she's a size 0?
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This photo is terrible, its not all photoshops fault, I blame the photographer & whoever approved this pic to be the pic for the ad...I think they hate her...She simply is not attractive & not very photogenic...I have seen candid shots of her where her skin looks fabulous & her body is appealing, but her face is just so monkey-fied I cant even find her cute.
This is an awful picture...her face looks weird. I don't understand why she thought this picture was good.
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No butterflies? Miss Kitty? Rainbows? Unicorns?
What a let down.
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I've never been able to figure out just what it is that makes her face look so "special." There's something out of whack in the proportions, I'm just not sure what.
On the topic of celebrity perfumes: I was at Kohl's not too long ago and stopped to take a sniff. It seems that everyone even mildly famous has a perfume. Jessica Simpson's "Fancy" didn't smell too bad at all, had a sugary vanilla scent that I really liked. And I'm super picky about colognes, usually get mine from L'Occitane.
Paris Hilton's also surprised me. It smelled decent from the bottle, with sandalwood tones, so I spritzed some on my wrist, but I liked it less and less as time went on, and scrubbed my wrist with rubbing alcohol when I got home.
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It has an ape-like quality to it Noelegy.
poor poor delusional Mimi.. and she still doesn't realize that she was way hotter when she first showed up on the scene. Exhibit A: http://991.com/newgallery/Mariah-Carey-MTV-Unplugged-EP-318821.jpg
She's become more of a ridiculous caricature.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 12:16am.
I don't know whose worse as far as ego goes, her or Madonna. Well, at least she hasn't bought any children...but when will these women realize they are no longer 20-years-old and actually start acting their age? Does wealth really make people this dilusional and moronic?
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I agree. They should dress their age. I mean, they don't have to start wearing "old lady clothes" or anything like that. But there is a way they can dress like a grown adult, mature WOMAN. And still look youthful. But Mariah is somebody who takes it too far. She can't seem to find the balance between embracing her age, and still looking youthful.
And back on topic of the ad, I am sure there are many in Mariah's entourage who tried to talk her out of using this pic. Delicately of course. Mariah seems like the type where you have to put things gently. But she was probably hell bent on this particualr photo. And won't listen to anybody elses advice.
worst photoshopped pic ever. sheesh.
The problem is that those celebs think they really look like their photoshopped picture.
Vanity is not the word.....
"but when will these women realize they are no longer 20-years-old and actually start acting their age?"
Oh shut up
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and who says I should? I can express my opinion if I want on here and my opinion is Mariah may be 40 but is a 13-year-old psychologically.
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"but when will these women realize they are no longer 20-years-old and actually start acting their age?"
Oh shut up
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Her face is photoshopped to look like a monkeys ass. right? i mean thats what it looks like to me...
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Channeling Krystal Carrington for real is not post ironic....Fart eyes indeed and the bottle ....Krystal even deemed it too......Gouche
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yeah... photoshop is supposed to add beauty to a picture... not make it worse. wow. MC looks like she's got an unpleasant feeling. but her boobs are done nicely (at least from a male's perspective)
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Ironic perfume title... don't 'cha think
so much effort to have her come out looking like a simple mouth breather.
the work they did on her dress is very clever. the use of the shadows hide all the trimming they did. going to have to remember that it's brilliant!
the thing that really chokes me with this pic is her right arm.
niiiiiice dress!
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more like a stuffed animal
Her face is photoshopped to look like a monkeys ass. am i right?
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she has a very "special" look to her....but i love the dress
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I don't know whose worse as far as ego goes, her or Madonna. Well, at least she hasn't bought any children...but when will these women realize they are no longer 20-years-old and actually start acting their age? Does wealth really make people this dilusional and moronic?
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Looks like every other thing she does. It's all so love-sexy-touchy-oh-you-gonna'-get-it-tonight. Blechh. PLAYED. Boring.
But yeah, fart eyes and stubborn doody bubble was funny :D
It actually looks as if her hair was caught in the zipper of her dress... and what's with no cleavage, is the bitch trying to do the "grande dame" thing or what?????
Oh, and the bottle... it's something a third rate Zsa-Zsa Gabor impersonator would have on his vanity table.
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I'm with mike. Where's her neck? That pic is awful!
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yeah she looked like that IN IN NINETEEN EIGHT SEVEN!
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Fucka doodle-do.
I know Mimi's retoucher... for real.
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Man, seriously, that bottle is the tackiest shit ever.
Reminds me of this slidedow
http://www.bellasugar.com/1501028
Of the worst perfume bottles out there... gotta love the one Michael Jackson put out. DISTURBING!
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That's not a bottle of perfume, it's her new diamond buttplug. Which explains the look on her face.
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She hasn't had that small of a waist since...EVER.
I think that photo is what they call "touched up."
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Who's that bitch? That mannequin doesn't even RESEMBLE Mimi.
And that bottle looks mighty cheap.
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I'd still do her. Unicorn-style.
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I dunno its kind of a toss up between Mimi's fart eyes but tastefully(I'm just saying)covered body, or Vadges roidy-letting-it-all-hang-out LV photoshop mess. I think Mimi kinda wins. But its late and I've had a glass or several.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
She kinda looks dead to me in that pic...
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Leave Mariah alone, all you jellis h8ters out there!!
Slutty, you around, baby?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
I don't wanna smell like Mariah! Love's Baby Soft with a hint of cotton candy and a trace of crazy!
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That skanky bottle is giving us the finger :D
Hello Kitty would not approve!
Has there ever been a celebrity perfume that doesn't smell like crispy ass?
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She looks like Janice from the Muppet Show.
Her face doesn't look good at all. She looks disturbed, pained, or both
Dead Baby Face.
Ha, I just realized the typo I had "boooobies put out under da pits" instead of pop out, but like MK says (typo but it stays) Maybe her boooobies do put out under da pits...