From "Person Of Interest" To Murder Suspect
Megan Wants A Millionaire's very own Ryan Jenkins is no longer just a "person of interest." He has been charged with the murder of his wife Jasmine Fiore and there's a warrant out for his arrest. The police held a press conference today saying that they are currently trying to find his ass, so that they can drag him and bring him to justice.
Officials say Ryan busted out of the US last night and headed into Canada on foot. Maybe the real Sasquatch caught his ass and is holding him captive in his cave. It's so obvious that Sasquatch is a Vh1 fan and is not happy that MWAM was taken off the air.
During the press conference, the police also offered more grisly details about Jasmine's murder. They say her fingers and teeth were missing. Eesh. Thinkofpuppiesthinkofpuppies... They also have reason to believe that Ryan is armed with a gun. His bail has been set at $10 million.
Two months ago, Ryan hit Jasmine on the arm and was charged with domestic battery. He also has a record in Canada for domestic abuse. The production company that produces MWAM issued a statement saying they didn't know about Ryan's criminal record:
"51Minds was not aware of Ryan Jenkins' record when it cast him on "Megan Wants a Millionaire." Obviously, if the company had been given a full picture of his background, he would never have been allowed on the show.
The company did have in place what it thought was a thorough vetting process that involved complete background checks by an outside company for all contestants on its shows. Clearly, the process did not work properly in this case. "
I think their full background checks consist of: checking to see if a bitch has been in rehab, has a file at the free clinic, has nekkid pictures on the internet or has been arrested for selling their fuck parts for a slice of pizza. If the answer is "yes" to at least 3 of those things, they are warmly welcomed into the Vh1 family!
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MISSISSAUGA, Ont. — Accused killer Ryan Jenkins has been arrested after arriving on an Air Canada flight to Toronto, flying under an assumed name, RCMP sources tell the Vancouver Province.
Staff-Sgt. Keith Brodie of the airport division of Peel Regional Police told Canwest News Service early Saturday morning that an individual from Vancouver has been detained at Toronto's Pearson International Airport.
"I can confirm that we have a person we have detained for investigation," said Brodie. "We're trying to positively identify this individual that we have at the moment . . . for a criminal investigation at this point in time."
Brodie would not confirm the identity of the person detained.
Are the ends of his eyebrows plucked or is it just me?
GAWD - that must have taken some work, all those teeth?? YUCK. Just get divorced. Gross. How did they identify her then? My friend at work said it's probably the serial numbers on her boobies.
I hate it when crazy killers look like regular guys, even though he is douchbaggy looking. Wouldnt the world be a better place if they were at least all pretty scary looking?
Basically, they won't extradite if the death penalty is on the table...
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
"Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime. But if he's charged with a non-capital crime, they will gladly hand him over."
Well...nevermind. Didn't see this post, lol.
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Nah, he'll get caught. We have extradition with Canada...serves this asshole right.
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Such a fucking shame that even VH1 cannot do their jobs correctly. Sad Sad Sad life this poor girl had. Maybe now people will stop glorifying all this superficial, fake bullshit and snap out of it. These are the people that are entertaining you? A butt ugly slut who named Meghan who wants to fuck a millionaire and a murderer? Really? Thats entertaining? Sluts fucking for money? So then I guess my big question is Why does everyone dog prostitutes when you all watch them on t.v. every night? So confused. I have a sick feeling this guy will not get caught.
MICHAEL -- Darling, you have my UNDYING LOVE for spelling "grisly" correctly and not saying "grizzly". I am so used to people getting it wrong that I nearly jizzed in my pants (cue Andy Samberg) when you got it right. You make my loins quiver and my no-no sing songs of love.
@EvilShoe:
I think these shows are pre-taped, so he shanked her afterhe had finished taping the shows.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm totally out of the loop on this one but did this guy kill his wife so he would be *free* to date on this show?
Submitted by remywill on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 7:38pm.
Paul and karla .. sad thing is i know who you are refrring to ! Shit. The Bernardos! Shit. Infamous fucked up couple. Evil.
Anyway.. This girl made horrible choices, wa syoung and had tons of surgery.. clearly she had a tough life. Doesn't make this right. I hope some women learn that evil can look like an average joe like this douche (who you can tell thinks he is hot, ugh) and please do not judge on looks... turst your gut. Whho knows if this poor woman felt he was off but was too insecure to bolt. Might have saved her life. Scary.
Hi sweet potatoes. Mami jus came home from her one night out oh, every 5 months! Mr P was home sitting with the family and I went out. Then i see this shit! Agh! Mk, noes!
This poor kid. I call everyone a kid, shit. I am 34 and I cannot help this. But! Re: sociopaths. dahlings you all know them. They hide shit well. Mimic emotions. I read a great book 'The Sociopath next door' had a very disturbing account, several case stufies (sorry mami drunk!( and basuically said like one in 4 people you know is a sociopath. A good reason i am a suspicious motherufckfr., Anyway,., this makes me angry. I wonder if kaerma is even real.. if karma is real then why do these piople get away with this shit? This guy will commit suicide i bet. Coward. This poor kid (ok woman... but still someones daughter.. it's awful) I am a true crime freak (holler ann rule) and it's the aberrant psychology bit that gets me. I lived in Philly and met Thomas Capano (who killed Anne Marie Fahey) and she was a little bit older than me when that all went down. Jesus this is terrible. I hope this bastard gstd caught alive!
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
This guy is psychotic. I knew a a couple of sociopaths also, and they would have been capable of murder. I realize it is just a matter of circumstance and timing.
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The scary thing about sociopaths is that few are psychotic at all...which is why they can cause such damage. You often don't even see them coming. They don't feel emotions but they learn to feign them. They masquerade as "normal" people who operate w/ a functioning conscience. Their goal, no matter what, is to "win" whatever it is they're after and there's nothing they won't do.
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I was close to a "good friend" that turned out to be a sociopath...they are just like chameleons and will blend into whatever environment they are placed in....it's fucking scary because you NEVER know what they are thinking.
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Submitted by quickkill on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:13pm.
This guy is psychotic. I knew a a couple of sociopaths also, and they would have been capable of murder. I realize it is just a matter of circumstance and timing.
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The scary thing about sociopaths is that few are psychotic at all...which is why they can cause such damage. You often don't even see them coming. They don't feel emotions but they learn to feign them. They masquerade as "normal" people who operate w/ a functioning conscience. Their goal, no matter what, is to "win" whatever it is they're after and there's nothing they won't do.
Submitted by quickkill on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:13pm.
This guy is psychotic. I knew a a couple of sociopaths also, and they would have been capable of murder. I realize it is just a matter of circumstance and timing.
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So true quickkill.
I dated a sociopath for a short period of time, and I was always uncomfortable with him. I later found out he had a couple restraining orders. I'm glad it didn't work out!
The interesting thing is, on that Megan show, Megan said something about how she thought Jenkins was manipulating her.
I'm sure Ryan Jenkins was a smooth talker to Jasmine Fiore and unfortunately she fell for it and is dead as a result.
Submitted by Zambonie on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:11pm.
How can bail be set if he isn't in custody?
It's not set yet. The OC DA recommends $10m, to be sure whoever arrests him doesn't let him out on low bail.
This guy is psychotic. I knew a a couple of sociopaths also, and they would have been capable of murder. I realize it is just a matter of circumstance and timing.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:55pm.
So were the missing fingers and teeth his bright idea that they'd never be able to identify her body with dental records or fingerprints? He's not just a murdering psychopath but a dumbass to boot.
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LOL---I agree Beakers.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:20pm.
@Nitwitty - I was skimming through the page on your link for a Goddess and I thought these were funny:
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I think I found this dude's goddess: Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise. She has after all reached such a transcendental state where she has managed to give birth to the entire population on earth several centuries before she was born.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:20pm.
@Nitwitty - I was skimming through the page on your link for a Goddess and I thought these were funny:
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remind me never to take up meditation... that shit is worse than taking a hit of acid.
How can bail be set if he isn't in custody?
Boo! I want him out of my country. They won't extradite unless the death penalty is off the table though.
"Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad!" Truman Capote
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:47pm.
OMG Nitwitty! That guy!
"She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today."
"She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision."
"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length."
HE IS A PIECE OF WORK!
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LOL! You say piece of work...I say Piece of Shit...However, let's not split hairs. (Yes, I just wrote that with my coveted golden sharpie!)
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Don't split any of that guy's hairs - he needs the few he has left. He should just grow out his eyebrows and comb them over.
So were the missing fingers and teeth his bright idea that they'd never be able to identify her body with dental records or fingerprints? He's not just a murdering psychopath but a dumbass to boot.
VH1 doesn't give a shit about criminal record checks or any of that shit. MK is right, they look for the trashiest pieces of trash to put on those shows. A bunch of hot tempered, boozing, dumbasses = drama. The Jerry Springer kind.
How does strangling someone, removing her fingertips and teeth, then dumping her nude, in a suitcase, inside a dumpster not warrant the death penalty? What is the point of keeping this scumbag in prison, at our expense?
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:47pm.
OMG Nitwitty! That guy!
"She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today."
"She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision."
"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length."
HE IS A PIECE OF WORK!
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LOL! You say piece of work...I say Piece of Shit...However, let's not split hairs. (Yes, I just wrote that with my coveted golden sharpie!)
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this whole thing is sickening, no one deserves what happened to that girl, and if this fucker did that shit (which most likely he did considering he's fled the country) i hope they catch his ass and not only throw the book at him, but the entire fucking library.
sick ugly ass motherfucker, this gross sweaty photo of him makes me want to vom.
OMG Nitwitty! That guy!
"She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today."
"She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision."
"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length."
HE IS A PIECE OF WORK!
Yes, I have known a sociopath or two in my lifetime, and although the ones I knew never committed murder, I believe they were fully capable of it.
This is a sociopathic monster. He needs to be put down.
I honestly don't care. When he gets out, he could work for PETA. They don't give a shit about their loonie's criminal records either as long as they keep on vandalizing research facilities, flour-bombing celebrities and such civilized tactics.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
They left out one other detail about Jasmine, she was also hard of hearing.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:27pm.
LOL at NittWitty! hahahahha. I've been wondering what your signature means. THat website hurts my head...I am having to skim.
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It took me two days to read thru that entire fahh-reek's page. I would fall out laughing and have to call and email friends certain sections. It's incredible to think that he's proud to show how delusional he truly is. I can't wait to see if he posts when he actually "finds" his goddess. And just so's we're all on the same page...I will shank the hooker if she's got a Dlisted SN!
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LOL at this entry from the Goddess website:
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
HAHAHAHAH. is this guy for reals?!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:22pm.
BWAHAHAHAH! That made me laugh SO hard!!! I was trying to figure out how to use arch AND you combined that with a uni-brow variation!!!! LMFAO!!!!
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You may have won this thread this time..but don't worry, I'll be able to wax poetic about this at some point.
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You totally won! You get the Gold Sharpie!
Event Horizon's bf is in some serious shit now.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:28pm.
Yes, a busted Rob Estes. And I don't think Rob would rock a faux hawk....or murder his wife.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:25pm.
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Well, at least he's not making advertising money from the hits and think about how excited he's getting that all these Goddesses are hitting his site and then no one calls. AHAHAHAHH!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:22pm.
BWAHAHAHAH! That made me laugh SO hard!!! I was trying to figure out how to use arch AND you combined that with a uni-brow variation!!!! LMFAO!!!!
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You may have won this thread this time..but don't worry, I'll be able to wax poetic about this at some point.
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@ deedee - i can see that. But it's definitely a busted Rob Estes. Rob Estes is delish.
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Does anyone else think this alleged murderer looks like Rob Estes?
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LOL at NittWitty! hahahahha. I've been wondering what your signature means. THat website hurts my head...I am having to skim.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:20pm.
@Nitwitty - I was skimming through the page on your link for a Goddess and I thought these were funny:
Baldy has hair length requirements for his Goddess and besides being skinny it was the only other quality that had No exceptions in bold:
"Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long and keep it long. No exceptions."
And he wants someone that has a 'frequently peaceful' mind but also has this requirement:
"She is deeply disturbed that each day approximately 16,000 children die from hunger-related causes... one such child dies every six seconds. She understands that the biggest problem in the world today (and the underlying cause of this and a myriad of other horrendous problems) is tyranny by a small band of elite individuals. Or, if she doesn't understand this yet, she is willing to educate herself about this very scary truth. "
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Bwhahahahaha! So, true! It's the little things, FreeB. The little things.
One part of me feels guilty that I'm giving this douche page hits..the other part of me feels like I've got a PSA for a siggy!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:00pm.
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RSL would never have that haircut, he's too highbrow. Damn! I can't stop it!!!
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You just have to keep plucking at me with your lowbrow comedy don't you?
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I've been known to raise an eyebrow or two with my crass wit.
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Well, you bettah' watch it otherwise I'll be your perfect arch enemy. Wouldn't want me to pull out my ultra-sharpie and go all uni-browmer (ok..that's a cheat) on your ass.
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BWAHAHAHAH! That made me laugh SO hard!!! I was trying to figure out how to use arch AND you combined that with a uni-brow variation!!!! LMFAO!!!!
@Nitwitty - I was skimming through the page on your link for a Goddess and I thought these were funny:
Baldy has hair length requirements for his Goddess and besides being skinny it was the only other quality that had No exceptions in bold:
"Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long and keep it long. No exceptions."
And he wants someone that has a 'frequently peaceful' mind but also has this requirement:
"She is deeply disturbed that each day approximately 16,000 children die from hunger-related causes... one such child dies every six seconds. She understands that the biggest problem in the world today (and the underlying cause of this and a myriad of other horrendous problems) is tyranny by a small band of elite individuals. Or, if she doesn't understand this yet, she is willing to educate herself about this very scary truth. "
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:00pm.
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RSL would never have that haircut, he's too highbrow. Damn! I can't stop it!!!
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You just have to keep plucking at me with your lowbrow comedy don't you?
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I've been known to raise an eyebrow or two with my crass wit.
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Well, you bettah' watch it otherwise I'll be your perfect arch enemy. Wouldn't want me to pull out my ultra-sharpie and go all uni-browmer (ok..that's a cheat) on your ass.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:00pm.
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RSL would never have that haircut, he's too highbrow. Damn! I can't stop it!!!
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You just have to keep plucking at me with your lowbrow comedy don't you?
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I've been known to raise an eyebrow or two with my crass wit.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:08pm.
I think MK is right on in his assessment of their background checks... plus, they surely checked the dudes bank account - gotta make sure you're a "real" millionaire, right?? Isn't that all that matters in HOLLYWEIRD????
Fuck. I hate CA - and I fucking live here. :/
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Trade ya..well, as long as you're south of Oxnard and North of LA anyway.
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I think MK is right on in his assessment of their background checks... plus, they surely checked the dudes bank account - gotta make sure you're a "real" millionaire, right?? Isn't that all that matters in HOLLYWEIRD????
Fuck. I hate CA - and I fucking live here. :/
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK