Thursday, August 20th 2009

Institutionalize These Girls Immediately!


It's for their own good! When you're screaming to Soulja Boy that you'll do disgusting, slutty, dirty, illegal, raunchy, offensive, grisly ho shit in order to get on his bus, then you need to either: a) immediately join a nunnery or b) become a contestant on a Vh1 dating show.

Although, I shouldn't hate on these little girls, because I stand outside of CNN studios every night and scream the same shit to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Michael K


I fear for their kids

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Sunshine1234's picture

okayyy sooo, i go to school with these girls. and its not a PRIVATE school so dont ASSUME that. we go to a catholic school. i understand to a certain extent why you guys are all bitching about this problem. but its not as big as you think here. i know them well and if they got on the bus they wouldnt actually do crazy shit like that. you assume this generation is the worst but didnt your parents think that your generation was bad? and to everyone who is saying this is garbage or "pollution to the brain" thats pretty hypicritical in a sense that on a friday night you guys are sitting at your computers commenting on a gossip site about some girls you dont even know about. you odnt even know the full story behind this. the paparazzi just cut this video to 45 seconds when it was really longer and picked out the bad so that you fools can comment on it and think that your a better person for doing so. i never knew about this site until now because i know them and i wanted to comment and WERE THE WASTED GENERATION? excuse me i also dont waste my time reading other peoples comments to try and make an opinion of my own. and NO i dont watch real housewives, or jerry springer. you guys base your opinions on assumptions not facts. maybe they could of possibly been intoxicated. havent you ever said something you regret while you were intoxicated?

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

Blonds have more fun, but Brunettes try harder (and fuck it up tragically).

NaNoop's picture

I'd be hanging from the rafters if those were my daughters.

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Pamela's picture

making mommy proud

MtlMama's picture

I just have to chime in, here, for those thinking that private school girls aren't as skeevy as common proles.

Money can't buy you class.

I can say that any of the gals I know who went to private school are *by far* bigger whores than the public school girls. Oh sure, sure, there are sluts in public school, no doubt, but going to a private school doesn't somehow make you Snow White by any means.

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Mother Superior's picture

It's so obvious that Sasquatch is a Vh1 fan and is not happy that MWAM was taken off the air.

Hehehe.
The rest not so much. I'm so disgusted by that -no fingers and teeth, so identification is more dfficult. But.....how can a person do this to another one???? Awful and sick!

tonta vodka van driver's picture

Hekki babe Im sorry to tell you this but my "private school education is really worth it" comment was actually sarcastic.

These twats are obviously privately educated and it makes no difference if you iz a dumb idiot, you iz a dumb idiot. The only difference is that you can afford the rehab and STD medication.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

blanklabel's picture

I am quite upset with how the younger generations are so amazing by fools like Soulja Boy. It's quite disgusting. Calling someone like that an idol or a superstar is an insult to society as a whole.

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Gigit77's picture

...soooo irritating

Message In A Bottle's picture

If the girl's parents were so fucking rich, why couldn't they snag backstage passes?

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wildbillygoatboy's picture

I'd like to think they are offering services that include IT help, laundry, and organizing the bunk for the kid. But seriously. He's completely ignoring them. Even if this happens two times a day for him, it's two times too many, IMO. Bring in the Nuns!

pigger_than_life's picture

Well, you know, sometimes private school girls are really the worst, because the gutter skanks have given so many blow-jobs they're kind of blasé...
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What is wrong with those girls?!? I just don't get kids today. I sound like some ancient Betty White figure when I say that, but I don't get it. We used to hang around and try to see bands after the show or see if they would say hi to us, but this is just disgusting. And no, there's no way those are private school girls. Those are gutter skanks extraordinaire.

pigger_than_life's picture

If I were their mother I would first hit them with a wire hanger and then send them to a boarding school somewhere very high up the mountains in switzerland.
But then, as you say, I myself have been tempted to stand outside the Real Madrid's stadium and shout really dirty things at Iker Casillas, so maybe these two are actually little angels, compared....

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bornready's picture

grrrrrr!

This is where "reality" television has gotten us. How much you wanna bet these girls (and millions of other kids) grew up watching Jerry Springer, Anna Nicole, The RealHousewivesofRockofLoveBus- or whatever while those who spawned them (I won't call them parents) looked the other way and were just relieved to have them babysat by the boob tube? It's time to regulate reproduction or accept the approaching (or has it already arrived?) IDIOCRACY!!!!!!

KILL YOUR TELEVISIONS!!!!!!!!

I'm fucking ashamed to be around the same age as these stupid cunts. Soulja Boy? Seriously? WHY?! Why would you want to do ANYTHING to him/with him/for him. And you're just inflated his goddam ego further.

Trust, not all adolescents(I'm 18) are like this. I can't stand girls like this, or the SHIT music they listen to. It embarrasses and infuriates the HELL out of me. Guess self-respect's a foreign concept to my generation.

DeeDee's picture

I hope these girl's parents see this video. Just.Plain.Sad.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Shouldn't he be back to cleaning windshields with spit at the end of the freeway offramp by now?

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If the girls were magically turned into boys, Soulja Boy would let them in his bus.

Chirio's picture

Great maybe one of those girls will be the first female president of the USA. what is up with kids? No wonder I dont have any.

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freebird's picture

Ummm, I'm thinking scat?

Jayda's picture

Hahaha that was hilarious! I remember waiting outside tour buses. Trying to get an autograph mind you- not fuck the band.

PS Those girls are totally in private school so that's not the answer

kokoskitten's picture

oops that was @hekki

kokoskitten's picture

I'll chime in with the hoes who are grateful to their strict parents
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you never get it as a kid why you're parents do those things --but yes i am grateful as i was a kid and didn't know any better...and my greatest sin as a teen/tween might have been yelling to jordan knight that i "loved" him from a huge distance

Rockwell's picture

I feel a smidge better knowing that my fellow Dlisters share my disgust. I refuse to watch the video, for I have a good idea of the fuckery that will pollute my brain. It’s mindless twats like this that make untalented trash like Shitney Spears, Miley Syphilis and Soulja Boy (WTF?!) millionaires who keep churning out shitty CDs, movies, videos, clothing lines, perfumes, etc. for years on end.

Most people that have kids shouldn’t be procreating; they don’t care that their daughters are sluts in training by third grade. No dignity, self-respect or morals to be found. Depressing. Kids are mimicking the ridiculous and shameful behavior they see on all of these motherfucking ignorant “reality” shows. I wish the idiotic trend of giving every mental midget that comes down the pike a show on television would stop. Unfortunately, the majority of Americans are thoughtless sheep who eat up these programs that cater to people of the lowest intelligence.

Okay, being up on this soapbox has given me a nosebleed and a headache.

kittycatastrophe's picture

The slag cycle of life in effect. They start out as 12 year olds that cry over meeting Kim Kardasian types, and then at 16 they're offering to sex up some random nobody pushing against his 14th minute of fame, finally maturing into a cumdumpster extraordinaire on some reality show.

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Hekki's picture

I'll chime in with the hoes who are grateful to their strict parents.

Sure, you can't protect your kids from everything and if they really want to rebel, they will. But I think lots of kids WANT to be held back and have their parents as an excuse.

kokoskitten's picture

i hated the way my parents raised me into my early 20's (uuuugh now in early 30's----31) but they kept me from becoming a PROSTITUTION WHORE till i was of age...

hunnybunny's picture

Wow...It would be funny if it wasn´t so sad..

Hekki's picture

Submitted by tonta vodka van...: "Private school education is really worth it."

You're right. I'd rather my daughters be little snobs than common gutter hoes.

Not that there aren't sluts at private school, but they're definitely more subtle and better-connected.

hotslutoftheday's picture

Awww too bad Soulja Boy likes dudes. Those girls could find a "soulja boy" at any mall in Atlanta. Dime a dozen! The same can be said about Soulja Boy finding any one of those girls at in mall too. Narsty.

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Plecostomus's picture

I'd like to think they were just mocking him.
That's what I'd like to think.

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MuffinAmy's picture

I'm with my peeps here who said their parents fookin' Big Brothere'd their asses when they were that age. Mine did,too - in some ways that opened a different can of worms, but wondering if their 12 year old daughter was out at night offering herself up to the latest 15-minute wonder was not among them.

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Ni's picture

Thank you Mom and Dad:

Dad although you are in heaven, I thank you for instilling in me self worth, and self respect.

Mom;

Thank you for beating me senseless when you found me wearing lipstick when I was 13...I now know why........

This is sad, just plain sad.

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loiterer's picture

How quickly these bitches will give it up for a Flavor of the Week. Disgusting. I've completely lost faith in our "culture"

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Datura's picture

Wow. That made me really depressed.

I guess I should thank my parents for keeping me and my sisters sheltered growing up. None of us did anything especially worthy of regret (not on camera anyway.)

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Snarf's picture

Yo Baby Yo Baby Yo Baby Yo
Gang Banged my Homey
And bitch slapped my Ho.
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Paquita's picture

I'm sure this girls already bougth the glittery dildo.

what's happening in the world!?!?!

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MissJaneTexas's picture

That is disgusting. First of all when I was that age I was studying, dancing (ballet not pole) and working. My mom kept me busssssy so I wouldn't end up doing shit like that. Plus I was a prude.

Isn't Soulja boy gay anyway?

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fuckingclassy's picture

Wiggers!

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Private school education is really worth it.

ghetto gurl dem would have kissed dem toof and flicked dem weaves and waited for a real star to show up before offering their ---hahaha----excuse me "soul" hahahahaahahha

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

rotten_egg's picture

Since when teens know loads about "good" music and since when do they not scream like bangees and offer their "goods" to any of their lame idols?. Stupid shit, it's what teens do. Now these chicks sound like your average contemporary shit teens.

Still, "selling her soul" to be with a lame fugly rapper (or whatever this ghetto piece of crap is) is super lame.

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kittenkeane's picture

**locks door to 11-yr old daughters room, swallows key**

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kittenkeane's picture

**sobs quietly**

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kokoskitten's picture

putsomestankonit on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 5:58pm.
Seriously where are their parents? I find parents way too permissive in this day and age, if one of those girls were my daughter I would beat their ass for this then lock them in their room after I seal the windows shut.

NO SHIT....i had a curfew (11:00 on the weekends) and my parents checked the fuck up on me ALL the time (pre cellphone days)...if i said i was spending the night at so and so's house they would call the parents or drive by and look for my car

BangoSkank's picture

In five years she'll be trying to explain (after church) to her Right-wing Republican husband (the tax attorney) how he ended up with the herp.

mike's picture

In addition to a lack of dignity, these girls have shit taste in music.

putsomestankonit's picture

Seriously where are their parents? I find parents way too permissive in this day and age, if one of those girls were my daughter I would beat their ass for this then lock them in their room after I seal the windows shut.