Thursday, August 20th 2009
CaCa At The Airport
Lady CaCa arrived at Heathrow today looking like a rejected fluffer from the porn version of The Lost Boys called The Lost Boys...In Your Ass. You know, this shit is not right. If my ass showed up to any airport wearing this exact outfit, they would immediately taser me in the crotch and ship me off to Guantanamo Bay. Which is what they should've done to Lady CaCa.
And it's safe to say that the whole vampire craze has officially gone too far. Lady CaCa will suck your blood and then slap you with her peen! Speaking of, bitch's tuck game is getting better.


There are two classes in American society; "Celebrities" and everyone else. If you're a celebrity you can get away with ANYTHING and if you're a nobody authority figures can get away with doing anything to you.
This is who this bitch looks like (except uglier):
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I decided, recently, that I really like Lady Gaga and her foolishness. When I saw that first video, alls I could think was: well, there goes another star passing in the night. I never thought she could pull it off. But I think she's good. Her music is interesting and moves forward (as opposed to all thsi standing still pop music has been doing for WAY too long now), she's an energetic performer (with new dance moves, hallelujah!) and her content is amusing and relevant. I even like that she's ugly and still shakin' it (she DOES have a bangin' bod)....
She's a pop star - she should be a little shocking IMnsHO. Mainly, if she can remember to only speak to say shocking things between songs and if someone asks her a direct question (and if she keeps her answers short), I think I could love her.
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Caca has a great voice, why such a freak show? Probably because Perez is her promoter.
I can't wait until she vanishes. Notice how she never shows her face? That is cause she KNOWS she is FUG. I just hate how she thinks this is some form of fine performance art. I try hard not to hate her, but she really makes me want to taze her.
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Airplanes and Airports are so fucking filthy. Kudos to this tramp for managing to gross me the fuck out before I even get my bagel down my throat.
Anything that detracts attention from her face is good.
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"no pretentiousness"
are you serious ??
She looks kinda grubby there (mothy wig, bad foundation, fingerprints all over sunglasses.. yumm)
haha! I think I would get the shocker to the balls too. Lady Gaga is definitely a brave one for doing new outfits and she really DOES outdo herself each time.
makes me wonder what this world is coming to.
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One word to give you a hint as to why she thinks she looks good in that ridiculous get-up
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the Vampire bullshit reeks of a record label marketing department epiphany.
Ick. She's going to sit her bare butt on an airplane seat where how many thousands have gone before her? And what about those after her? Why isn't this a sanitary issue? Ick.
Didn't Cher rock this look on stage? Not at a damn airport. This woman is such a copycat of all things foul.
She was allowed on an airplane like that??? There are DEFINATELY some major double standards when it comes to the rich and famous. ugh.
And here comes my smell-o-vision again. Great. :(
CaCa, Amber Rose, and Kanye need to put their stank asses together and implode.
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Submitted by rook on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 6:51pm.
i don't know why people get so mad about her. she's fucking awesome! who else would wear that shit on an airplane? she clearly doesn't give a fuck. no pretentiousness, just absolute hilarity. exactly what we want in a celeb.
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Nope, I'd prefer a celeb that could be used as a role model. This whore is the exact opposite of that; she's an example of what NOT TO DO. Not only is she basically stripping to get people to notice her, she's wearing a jacket that has spikes, and so do her boots. Those are potential weapons, yet TSA allows her to get on board a plane? What the FUCK is going on here?
What a disgustingly ugly attention whore. I wonder if her parents know how she embarrasses herself just to get people to notice her; that comment about her dressing like a porn set fluffer reject is also right on the money. Someone should do the world a service & put a bag over her head...
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 6:09pm.
This thing over-shows her body because it's the only marketable thing she has to offer. Her face is super fugly, her music sucks ass and her "style" is a ridiculous fad... she knows she will rapidly become a "has been" unless she somehow markets herself fast and imprints her shit on the masses. I highly doubt she has what it takes to become a "Madonna".
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EXACTLY! She offends my eyeballs. Her ensembles are not the least bit inneresting, amusing or innovative. Neither is her music. She just looks like a fool. I have no patience.
I would have been ok with the outfit if she had double bagged that broke face of hers! WOOOF!
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Submitted by zetaklk on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 8:58pm.
I tried to like that Pokerface song but everytime I listened to it I felt the urge to poke my ears with sticks. She's a hack.
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LMAO...everytime that song comes on the radio my crew here starts singing...Mah mediocre face..Mediocre face. Have you seen the SNL skit of JT rippin' on her? Highlarious!
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Yeah, her ass hanging out looks trashier than an Atlantic City hooker, but what I can't get over is that the f'n TSA morons confiscated my nail clippers (yes, NAIL CLIPPERS!) and this fucktard can wear a flail jacket designed by Ginsu and climb right aboard? WTF?
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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:05pm.
So what happens if she has an attack of flatulence?
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It'll probably sound better than her singing.
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I don't know for sure but I think she's worse than Parasite Hilton. Tacky with a captial T!
I tried to like that Pokerface song but everytime I listened to it I felt the urge to poke my ears with sticks. She's a hack.
I can't really blame her for flaunting her sole asset.
How the fuck did she get past Security dressed like that? Oh, and Vampire Fail.
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why is she allowed to board a flight in her underwear. Talk about indecent exposure. That's nasty.
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I just can't imagine sitting in fishnets on an airplane, not to mention with a giant wedgie like that. Yeeowch!
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I hope I don't ever have to sit in the seat she scat in.
All I can think about is that twat that got booted off of Southwest Airlines, for dressing "indecently", was dressed 10x classier than this. WTF
all sorts of nasty. if she went on the plane like that or got dressed to make an exit...its all sorts of wrong. pic#7 shows a kid. come on bitch!!! For reals what the fuck is wrong with people. and whoever said about Amber Rose preference with her assbikini I can tolerate that 70% since she's at the beach. arrrrgh this Lady Mierda needs to go! Hate is a strong word, but that's what comes to mind.
Coma Caca!!
It would be news if she dressed half way like a human.
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I hate this chick. She's talentless, hideous, tasteless, and her "conceptual" attention-grabbing always misses the mark wildly. It just reminds me of the behavior and fashion choices of a stupid, tacky teenager acting out in their mother's garage.
I'm convinced she paid Fat Fuck Perez shitloads of money to "report" on her excessively, and somehow this campaign worked to herd all of the lowest common denominator sheeples on his site to pay attention to her and buy her god-awful music.
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I think she doesn't yet realize that the harder one tries, the duller one becomes.
Yes, none of us would be allowed to board a US airline dressed like this - We wouldn't even be allowed to enter the airport and sit in the boarding area - There is a show on Biography called "Airline" which shows the everyday nonsense airline employees (Southwest Airlines) have to put up with and in one episode in particular a man was sitting in the boarding area with short shorts and people complained because they didn't think he had undies on (it was actually quite amusing watching the employee try to explain to him why it was unacceptable without losing her cool) - So yeah, I don't think having your ass hang out would be tolerated either...unless you're famous
Ok, I understand she's quasi famous or whatever but I can't believe they let her on a plane like that. I hope they lined her seat or something, because that's nasty.
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Okay, she is seriously and idiot. But really, is she actually covering up her face while her ass is all exposed? She gets a, bitch please...for that.
I can't believe she was allowed to fly like that! Did she booty pop and suck off a pilot as well??
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She's gross but she has really good skin (on her face, I mean)
I agree with soooo many of you, so many people have gotten in trouble for more decent outfits, and this "lady" (used loosely) is half naked!! EWWWW I would hope that they put grandmas plastic covers on those seats, that is just gross!!!! Imagine being the poor sap that has to sit there after!!! LOL
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Whoa!
I can't believe my eyes... Is she totally bonkers?
And they didn't arrest her at the Heathrow airport?
I've seen Lady CaCa in many grotesque and bizarre outfits, including a Hezbollah lampshade/shower curtain on her head, and a Kermit-the-Frog outfit, and rabbit ears, but this is simply too much. She is totally exposing herself. This is not "art" (as some GaGa fanatics keep saying),this is not fashion, this is plain old porn. :-(
i don't know why people get so mad about her. she's fucking awesome! who else would wear that shit on an airplane? she clearly doesn't give a fuck. no pretentiousness, just absolute hilarity. exactly what we want in a celeb.
nice fuckin peace sign tattoo on your wrist
He/She does have a nice ass.
I've had some time to think a bit more about this crime against humanity. Suppose she farts in this outfit? Where is it gonna hide? Tuna Town? I don't think so.
Submitted by ginger_t on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 5:57pm.
How is this not considered indecent exposure by uptight American standards? If you gotta get nekkid for attention, you must not be too confident in your game ...
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Well, Heathrow is in London, and I suppose she could've de-trousered on the plane, but we've got anti-public nudity laws there as well.
I guess anywhere is game for nudity if you're a "celebrity" with perks.
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This looks like Stock Aitkin and Waterman promo dancers reject outfit circa 94..........GO AWAY BORING LADY
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