CaCa At The Airport
Lady CaCa arrived at Heathrow today looking like a rejected fluffer from the porn version of The Lost Boys called The Lost Boys...In Your Ass. You know, this shit is not right. If my ass showed up to any airport wearing this exact outfit, they would immediately taser me in the crotch and ship me off to Guantanamo Bay. Which is what they should've done to Lady CaCa.
And it's safe to say that the whole vampire craze has officially gone too far. Lady CaCa will suck your blood and then slap you with her peen! Speaking of, bitch's tuck game is getting better.