Friday, August 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 20th!
Robert Pattinson doesn't believe in bathing. He just waits until the dirt is thick enough to peel off. - starvis
Runners-up:
I've Got Xenu Under My Skin - loozer
Going to earn them redwings ? Why make a mess ? Suit up with the Bloody Hell Full Body Condom. - WTFOMGLOL
Joan Rivers caught sneezing. - RecessVillain
(Thanks Matt...I think)
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OMG you guys are so funny! Surrsly, I looked at this and had a sentimental pang - I love the artistic statement here. And then I read your captions and it was all so very ridiculous. Thanks beeches:)
♥ Threadkilla!
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They are all funny, but Joan River's sneezing made me LOL! : )
Submitted by ansdw on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:36am.
Would you please go spam somewhere else, motherfucker?
What the hell is it with you freaks: do you REALLY think you can entice people to go to your loser sites?
Get a fucking grip and go spam Perez Hilton.
Funny stuff winners! Y'all are Usain Bolts! :o)
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Fucka doodle-do.
Congrats, Starvis! WTG, loozer, WTFOMGLOL and RecessVillain!! All funny sluts..thanks for the laughs! That was a most excellent CTC!
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YAY LOOZER!!!! Congrats starvis, WTFOMGLOL & RecessVillain! Hilarious!!!
Recess! Funny!
Congrats to all - nice to start the day with a good laugh! :) Loozer Baby! xo
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@starvis...that shit is funay.
@loozer...that song will be stuck in my head.
@WTFOMGLOL... you aint right..but that why I love ya!
@C-Word...missed you 2! I have been traveling and working too much!
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Thank you !! I'm sorry that was a winner.
that one was just wrong. :)
I think we need an option for deleting
one's own post from the thread entirely
after it's posted. :)
Nice caption Starvis !!! Like it !! LOL
Congrats to all the funny hookerz!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Excellento starvis, congrats loozer, WTFOMGLOL (you are always on the list) & RecessV.
Congrats Starvis, WTFOMGLOL and R.V.!!!
Thanx everyone: I've Got You Deep in the Heart of Me...
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
Don Pardo..tell them what the won!
Good job, all. I especially like loozer's...hehe.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Big congrats on the win to starvis!!
Also congratulations to loozer, WTFOMGLOL, and RecessVillain!!
MS, do you ever sleep?
LOL @ Recess & Starvis.....oh my!
Congrats to all!!!
Congrats starvis, loozer (genius), WTFOMGLOL, and RV (missed ya)!!
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What's the secret to JLo's post-twins body? Years of research and development by the engineers at Spanx.
Joan Rivers crawls back to her surgeon for a nip/tuck.
Just like all snakes, Glenn Beck sheds his skin too!
Drat! I just wanted to be a SLEVIN!!!
Ricky Martin climbs out of his Katie Holmes doll suit in the confines of a Xenu Church
Tom Cruise finally comes out.
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After 18 years, Buffalo Bill finally completes his women's skin suit but still can't find anybody who wants to fuck him except Jodie Foster.
Tommy Girl pounded Beck's so hard from behind. he plowed right through!
So THAT'S the real reason why Christian Bale had to lose a lot of weight!
Madonna decided to televise her latest chemical peel on the science channel.
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Tommy Girl had finally molded Katie into his own image, so much so that they had finally become ONE alien!
So What do you want to be called, Chastity or Chaz?
Nicole Kidman's botox wore off.
Spanx a la Lady Caca
Lady CaCa halfway through her metamorphosis into PeeWee Herman.
Caster semenya gets suited up for the Olympic finals
...potential side effects of using Sevin Nyne include vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, becoming obsessed with lesbian DJ's, excessive shopping and molting out of your own skin.
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After years of people Nearly Jumping Out of Their Skin when frightened, it finally happened to a security guard at Heathrow during Lady GaGa's body search.
James Haven emerging out of Angelina Jolie.
Lady Gaga costume change.
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The skin suit is done!!! Mickey Rourke can come out now...