Bitch Is Running!
Ryan Jenkins, the contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire who is a "person of interest" in the murder of his wife, has gone on the lam! No, Mimi, stop clapping. Not that kind of lamb.
TMZ says that witnesses spotted Ryan's black BMW SUV in Washington State last night. Officers later found the BMW with nobody in it. They believe Ryan might have crossed the border into Canada by foot. They are currently searching for his ass. Paging, Detective La Toya Jackson, your services are needed at the Canadian border!
Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime. But if he's charged with a non-capital crime, they will gladly hand him over. So that means the US can tell Canada, "Oh, he'll be fine. We won't gas him. We promise!" And then when the US hands him, they can say, "SIIIIIIKE! We were crossing our fingers. We got you!!!." Or something.
And the plot thickens! TMZ has reason to believe that Ryan might be trying to get to Honduras. Ryan's father was the architect on some fancy resort over there. And his daddy also owns a private plane.
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I think he was just trying to get back into Canada, where there's no death penalty, unlike California. No way he's going to get out of the country unless he smuggles himself on Daddy's plane.
snowpiece - good call! I actually thought it was Jon when I first opened the page.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Yep, let daddy take care of everything.
Missjane! Hi, I hope you had a nice vacay! :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:47am.
LOL TV. Plus I don't even think he knows how to speak Canadian.
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First guy that orders a cheeseburger without bacon, arrest his ass.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
GreenTea!!!! You are back....we wondering what happened to the whole stupid BF. Glad to see you are free of him. Congrats!
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*Blondeface*
LOL TV. Plus I don't even think he knows how to speak Canadian.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Me too! On the Drive.
Provolone, Mother Supe. and 2D have me stifling my laughs here at the office...this 2 week old bag of douche does look a little like TailorMade! Maybe it's the eyebrows?
Speaking of which, I always judge a slut by their 'brows - any person that's one Sharpie short of perfection doesn't deserve my attention. hmph!
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
GTL!!! Congrats on your "sobriety'!!!!!! that's great! hope you are ok ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
He won't get far without snowshoes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LMFAO @ saving drama for family dinners!!
LOL@ EEG- Im in the greater vancouver area
Any chance he'll get caught up on an electrified fence while trying to get across the border?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
They're probably just looking for him so they can ask who does his eyebrows.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Snowy
read her siggie. She kicked him to the curb.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:41am.
I'm so proud of you siggie. :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
He went on the lamb? Now we have to get sheeps drycleaned.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by rubysue on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:40am.
Sweetie, it's "lam", not "lamb". But you're still adorable :-)
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MK always makes adorable mistakes like that. We still love him though, don't we?
*sprays glitter*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Green Tea! what ever happened with your BF!?!? we were all wondering for days!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Oh my god, can't a guy just take a little down time for himself once in a while, on foot, over the border into Canada, after abandoning his vehicle, while awaiting questioning from the police regarding the murder of his wife without everyone getting all judgmental and suspicious?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Another trashy "tv celeb" that takes attention from the other trash.....please this be the end of reality tv and may Cheesus make all the drama stay where it belongs, at our family dinners.
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Is this real life?
*calls Dudley Doright*
*Mountie theme plays*
I'm on it people.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
complication,
Where are you?
On it Snowy! Raids Dudleys uniform.
All you dlisted Canucks need to secure the border and send this dickbag back for justice to be served.
that being said, this is a mess. gotta stay clear of these sociopath douchebags ladies.
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Cheating, Douchebag, SOB free since 7/22/2009!!!
Sweetie, it's "lam", not "lamb". But you're still adorable :-)
ok but did he bring his ed hardy shirt too? lol
Dis. Ears, yes! I just said further down he's the non Asian Jon G.
M.E. she is FRIGHTENING (or she WAS, poor girl, RIP)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
He has bedroom eyes, killer bedroom eyes that is.
Coma Caca!!
hes in Bc???
*locks doors*
DIdn't they find her in a suitcase? That's some fucked up shit right there. At least put her in a cooler with a bottle of Mad Dog or some shit.
Going to hell in 3... 2... 1...
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”
I hope this SOB get's bitch slapped by a beaver.
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"You were always where the sun could never go~
I never wanted you to be alone~but I couldn't find a way to help you grow"
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guest "every hen house dog house whorehouse, especially the whorehouses!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Does anyone else think he looks like the lovechild of Keanu Reeves and Jon Gosselin? Anybody? Just checking.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
His wife is from a nearby town of mine. I don't know how she was a model, her face was BUSTED!
EEG please take up your position at the border. And put your Mountie Hat on.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I think he's kind of sexy . . gahh, always attracted to scum
This kind of shit just says "I'm guilty and didn't do a good enough coverup job to get away with it." I mean, any bitch knows running is suspicious, but if you're already guilty and did not cover it up well, then there's nothing to lose! Man, what a fucked up dude. I bet Megan is relieved she didn't pick him as the winner. It could have been her and her runty chihuahua in that trash bin!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:33am.
If anyone stops him, he should just say he's TailorMade.
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ahahahhahahaha no he doesn't ahahahhahah but I am still LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL at Provolone.
Nothing says I'm guilty like running away to Honduras. What a sleeze.
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Snowy!!!
Snort.
sorry double post
Coma Caca!!
That's something I've never understand about stupid ass killers that they run away. Hello...it's too fuc(((ing obvious if you start running away/hiding and shit. If they do the crime have the balls to hand themselves in, worthless human waste.
Coma Caca!!
What a catch...
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
paging tommy lee jones!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:33am.
Take Off Hoser!
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!
If anyone stops him, he should just say he's TailorMade. Does VH1 have a douche factory that churns out dudes that all look the same? Sheesh.
This is just the weirdest story. He meets beautiful-eyebrowed princess, marries her a few days later, and then he kills her within just five months. It takes longer than that for Posh to even eat a full cheeseburger.
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is...he wearing....mascara?
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
He has an Andrew Luster-Scott Petersen-Andrew Cunanun look to him.
Take Off Hoser!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Yeah go Honduras you fucking Prick, like they don't have enough problems there.
well, maybe he'll manage to stay on the street a little longer than allowed and he'll appear floating on a nice river.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K