Bitch Is Running!
Ryan Jenkins, the contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire who is a "person of interest" in the murder of his wife, has gone on the lam! No, Mimi, stop clapping. Not that kind of lamb.
TMZ says that witnesses spotted Ryan's black BMW SUV in Washington State last night. Officers later found the BMW with nobody in it. They believe Ryan might have crossed the border into Canada by foot. They are currently searching for his ass. Paging, Detective La Toya Jackson, your services are needed at the Canadian border!
Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime. But if he's charged with a non-capital crime, they will gladly hand him over. So that means the US can tell Canada, "Oh, he'll be fine. We won't gas him. We promise!" And then when the US hands him, they can say, "SIIIIIIKE! We were crossing our fingers. We got you!!!." Or something.
And the plot thickens! TMZ has reason to believe that Ryan might be trying to get to Honduras. Ryan's father was the architect on some fancy resort over there. And his daddy also owns a private plane.
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I think that the deceased is being overlooked by this morons stint on VH1. May she rest in peace. I have known of too many girls that died in the hand of their "LOVE". Get away ladies, if it happens once, get OUT!.
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Que Sera, Sera......
Michael K you are hysterical!!!! no Mimi not that kind of lamb!!!!!!! lmao!!! bwwwaaaaa!!!! I can't!!!.
And thanks for the memory.. Sgt Jackson...Omg they don't make shows like that anymore... OMG I had a thought.. Latoya and Bobby Brown in a house... OMFG!!! Genius
jenkins' melvin will be getting a wedgie soon....
perp walk and hot shot too maybe
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Local cops near Vancouver Canada are now on the hunt with helicopters and dogs. http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/News/national/2009/08/20/10536606.html
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:12pm.
Sterne was--for a long time. I think he modeled Tristram's father on himself. SJ famously dissed "Tristram Shandy" as a trifle, so maybe not both men in the same pub.
I must get back to work.....
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Didn't know SJ dissed "TS"...ah, well.
Have a good day! I am leaving work in a few!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 3:12pm.
Sterne was--for a long time. I think he modeled Tristram's father on himself. SJ famously dissed "Tristram Shandy" as a trifle, so maybe not both men in the same pub.
I must get back to work.....
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:49pm.
Cool! I was "discussing" the book with someone online here a few days ago (or so). Sterne seems like he'd have been fun to drink port with.
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Yea - him and Samuel Johnson! That would be a pair.
Wasn't Sterne even in the clergy at some point?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Does this schmuck actually think he's going to get away this? Canada has CCTV all over the please.
Any bets when they catch him he's bleached his hair and has grown a beard?
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:49pm.
Cool! I was "discussing" the book with someone online here a few days ago (or so). Sterne seems like he'd have been fun to drink port with.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:45pm.
Pleasure to meet you! I noticed yesterday we were on the same page with apostrophes. ;)
And I am one of those folks who has actually read "Tristram Shandy"; read it in a graduate 18th-century English lit class.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:52am.
I think he was just trying to get back into Canada, where there's no death penalty, unlike California.
Exactly (though the death penalty is a joke in Cali).
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:41pm.
Hi, my dorky friend in grammar.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:39pm.
"On the lam." (On the lamb is what lonely Kiwis do.)
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LOL! That was bugging me, too.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
"On the lam." (On the lamb is what lonely Kiwis do.)
There must be something seriously wrong at The Borders..
I always get nailed to pay duty when I go cross border shopping..
but this guy can freely wander into Canada after murdering?
Well..he would be traveling light..didn't he use his suitcase to hide the body??
( Everyone's posts have made me laugh today..merci!)
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 1:53pm.
Wow crazy! Why someone rich and goodlooking...
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He has neck lines. He is related to Rosie.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Some men can be soooooo stupid. If you're going to kill someone always BURY THEM SIX FEET UNDER. Drew Peterson tell this moron how it's done!!
Wow crazy! Why someone rich and goodlooking would ruin their life and do something this stupid is beyond my comprehension! WTF?!? A divorce wasn't good enough??????
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where there's smoke, there is fire.
he can run, but he can't hide...for long. homeboy is SO guilty.
It's that "I'm a douche" haircut. Happens every time.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
I live in B.C., within walking distance of the U.S. border. Drove into WA yesterday on an errand, but didn't see any "Wanted" posters at either border station. Just the usual missing children gallery. The edge of our property hits within 1/8 mile of the cut line... if we see that idiot running through the brush, we'll let the dogs loose on him--that'll end this in a hurry.
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And from what I hear, he told the police she was missing AFTER the police found her body.
Naw, no one would suspect him after that.
Psycho.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 1:20pm.
Because the ''one-armed'' man did it.
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"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband" - Anonymous
So let's promise not to execute him. Life in prison is the same thing, anyway.
And maybe he thought he was being clever by reporting her missing. As in, why would a killer tip off the police AT ALL? So he must not be the killer.
These douchebags never think they'll get caught.
So the lesson here is to go north instead of south if I ever brutally murder someone. Got it.
Oh my god this piece of shit stuff the girl in a suitcase, allegeldy.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
looks like a completely different guy in this pic in comparison to the pic I saw yesterday. how can people identify him if he can change so much from one pic to the next? if he weren't guilty he had nothing to fear and wouldn't be hidding/escaping.
Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:37am.
His wife is from a nearby town of mine. I don't know how she was a model, her face was BUSTED!
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I think she was a nudie type model not a "real" model...they don't much care about faces at most of those mags, I guess! Yes, I am aware I'm going to hell. LOL.
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BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
True, I guess to be magazine jack off material, looks aren't the most important thing.
shaved beaver - check
DDD silicone tittays - check
semi hot body - check.
*climbs in bus to hell*
This just proves that nothing good can come out of anything Megan does.
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Lets see, man who wins ILV3 and likely won Megan is a criminal? But how is that possible? Please in all these VH1 shows someone is always unable to get into a hoe fight because it would violate his or her probation, and or can't show up to a reunion cause they are in jail, etc. There are at least 2 in each show.... I find that some people find this surprising actually surprising.
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M.E. true, but I bet they didn't expect her to end up stuffed in a suitcase! YIKES!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:37am.
His wife is from a nearby town of mine. I don't know how she was a model, her face was BUSTED!
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I think she was a nudie type model not a "real" model...they don't much care about faces at most of those mags, I guess! Yes, I am aware I'm going to hell. LOL.
snowy - from what I've been reading in the local news, there was a long history of domestic violence between the two of them. I'm sure her family isn't "shocked".
Who cares? NOW if Ozzy killed Sharon, that would be fun!
Congrats Greentea!! i read when you posted you were single and ready to mingle
i've been single for 3 months now but probably it's been a good 2 weeks of ZERO contact with the ex. Finally
Got time for myself and i'm happy again (i wanted him back for some time, when he didn't want me and when he wanted me i just didn't care)
i'm back to my old self!! feels great!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:58am.
Kudos to all the people who watch this shit. Glad you are all making common trash, murders, hoes, pimps and junkies famous. Keep up the good work.
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Especially after Kim Kardashian gave the common urinal a bad name.
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Kadooz to all you people that are still using urnials too!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
KADOOOOOOZE TO ME!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
EEG- yep. unfortunatly Im not right in Van just in one of the surrounding cities (NW)and its a dump!
This man shouldnt be allowed to call himself Canadian! hes only a canadian, born and fled (rimshot!)
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:58am.
Kudos to all the people who watch this shit. Glad you are all making common trash, murders, hoes, pimps and junkies famous. Keep up the good work.
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Especially after Kim Kardashian gave the common urinal a bad name.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i'm only surprised that this person is the only one so far on these reality shows that is wanted for murder...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
complication,
Absolutely true. Find a good patio and sit for hours. And five minutes on the train, you are downtown.
And the food shopping in Little Italy...nom nom nom.
Love this city.
MJT, My vacation ends on sunday, I go back to work Monday! :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Kudos to all the people who watch this shit. Glad you are all making common trash, murders, hoes, pimps and junkies famous. Keep up the good work.
At first, I thought there was a chance that amybe he didn't have anything to do with her murder because who throws a body in a dumpster then then reports the woman missing....when they find her the first person they're going to be looking for is you so that's a dumb move and I didnt think he was that dumb for some reason.
But now that he's fled town, my guilt meters pushing max.
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He says he's falling in love :D
Snowy, Smurfy, Migraine and others thanks for the support...
Hasn't been entirely easy but its for the best of course. I'm doing well been focusing on ME for a change.
OT: I guess some good is coming from these VH1 trashpiles, would this be given this much attention had the people involved not been on TV.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 11:41am.
Oh my god, can't a guy just take a little down time for himself once in a while, on foot, over the border into Canada, after abandoning his vehicle, while awaiting questioning from the police regarding the murder of his wife without everyone getting all judgmental and suspicious?
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Tee hee!! : )
EEG- lucky you, so many interesting people to see down there (if you like to people watch)
Hi Smurf!!!! Thanks I did :) Are you still taking time off?
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