Rumble In Croatia
Jay Z's bodyguard must have had a hard shit stuck in his ass last night, because he was in no mood. When Jay-Z and Beyonce were leaving a restaurant in Dubrovnik, Croatia, a pepaw pap (pepawrazzi?) tried to get a few pictures of them. Jay-Z's mighty fist (aka his bodyguard) wasn't having it, so he swiped at the pepaw's camera, breaking its light.
Since we all know pepaws are not the one, he fought back by throwing his tripod at Jay's bodyguard. You can guess what happened next. The bodyguard dumped that shit into the ocean.
The pepaw called the cops who charged Jay's bodyguard with fucking up someone else's personal property. Strangely enough, he was not charged with ocean pollution. Don't worry, Bette Midler has his number.
Why does Beyonce even need a bodyguard? I thought she could break jaws with just a thrust of her crotch? And blind a bitch with just a whip from her wig? Obviously, I thought wrong.
Beyonce needs to fire that bodyguard and hire posarassi fighter Quween on the Scene. Quween isn't the violent type. Quween would've made that pap disappear in a flash by asking him for some money. That is the quickest way to get a bitch out of your face.
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Beyonce looks really stressed out. Do they ever hold hands? Maybe they were arguing before the pictures were taken...
I agree that showing a little skin doesn't make you a slut, but come on. Can't she step down a bit? She's always gussied up like a $2 ho! She's beautiful--she should be able to relax a bit more.
Look at JayZ - he's all...I'm so cool don't take my picture. Dude with a face like that you're lucky anyone even WANTS to take you picture.
"Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:05pm.
I know not posted, butlast nite (mormo9mg) so,e drink ass mother fucker broke my main windwo and tried to ger in my house. Needles to say, said fucker met my ninety pound german shepherd and ran away like a little girl. even the dos were laughing."
Holy shit Christine! I'm glad you're OK. And sheps are very protective of their humans, even the just-dropping-by-for-a-visit human. I used to babysit for a family that had a very sweet but crazy protective shepard. She would get in anyone's face who tried to come near me or the kids without clearing it her first.
Stay classy Beyonce and Jay-Z, but I'd like to give a serious endorsement of Croatia. I was there last year for two weeks in September and it is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. It's a shame Beyonce didn't slip on the tiles in Old Town Dubrovnik and split her weave open. Seriously, those tiles are slippery as fuck. Anyhoo, the food is delicious, the men are GORGEOUS (and tall..mmmm), the people are friendly and since they were still on the kuna when I was there, it was 5 kuna for $1 so my money went pretty far. As nice as Dubrovnik was, Split was even better. Not as tourist-y and the home of the most complete Roman ruins outside of Italy.
I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Croatia is amazing. I pet an octopus there. An honestly, if you think Beyonce dresses like a whore, you obviously have never been to a wedding on the island of Brac. Holy hooker, it is a sight. But super fun.
oh, and B never looks elegent because she and her trashy mom think the end all be all of elegance is ripping off Jem and the Holograms fashions.
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"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
Amber, I'd bet my house that Jay-z and Beyawnce know nothing about Croatia. Hell, they probably think Croatia is a city in Greece. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
Why doesn't B ever look elegant? Why is she always trying so hard?
Jay-Z is sooo ugly it makes me want to cry.
His music is ok, but he makes me sick to my stomach.
Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:10pm.
LOL @ Beatdownce and Cra-Z!
P.S. What's this about Kevin Spacey? Are there pictures?
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I love love love Dubrovnik. Gorgeous city!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:35pm
yes, he crashes at ight so he can view both rooms at once. don't feel bad , my asshole sister calls him a dumb ass, but not after last night! wo the fuck knows what that that fucker had in mind!
he is getting a steak next time I get money
there goes my hero..
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by slappyou on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 2:14am.
"Justice.... you took the words outta my mouth. Big black can be handled by a majority of the Croatian population"
Wow, racist much?
BTW, I love all of the "they're so classless they're not even enjoying themselves..." Maybe they were enjoying themselves until the useless, untalented "photographers" kept taking their pictures. Get the picture and move on. Everyone comes to the defense of other celebs who don't want to be harassed; but, put two extremely wealthy Blacks in a THIRD WORLD country, and they become the bad guys. Got it.
all that money, fame, and in Dubrovnik, but by the looks not even enjoying it... what's it worth
Justice.... you took the words outta my mouth. Big black can be handled by a majority of the Croatian population
Croatia and the majority of Eastern Europe have experienced far too much violence for a single large bodyguard to intimidate them. I'd actually put money on the old pap to take the bodyguard out!
As annoying as photographer taking pictures of you everywhere you go might be, it's the life they chose. Complaining about it is like choosing to work at a bank and bitching that you have to look at numbers all day.
Tripods in the back do hurt by the way.
--thanks awfully--
Jay-Z should be beat for wearing that shirt.
Submitted by boling on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:25am.\
I don't need a watch, my cell phone and computer both have that function built in. Welcome to 1987.
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OK, but can you go swimming with your phone and computer?
Submitted by boling on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:25am.\
I don't need a watch, my cell phone and computer both have that function built in. Welcome to 1987.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Hostel 3" in the making....
and he was an old man to? they're both pieces of garbage.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
These self-important fools have no respect for other people. Why break an old man's camera just because he took a picture of you? Hopefully, the day will come when this ghetto-trash (Jay Z, Bey, and crew) will be left with what they deserve . . nothing!
you hit it on the head hekki. someone ought to teach this girl how to dress like a lady. perhaps lucy goosey could give her a few pointers.
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Fuck, I miss Croatia.....these douchebags are in an amazing country, and probably only leave their hotel to eat, and then demand Amurrikun food in fine dining restaurants.
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Never been there, but both sides of my family are from there...I don't necessarily picture them ordering a plate of cevap with some vegeta on the side.
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What a pussy JayZ is flipping them off as the boat leaves the dock!
Fuck, I miss Croatia.....these douchebags are in an amazing country, and probably only leave their hotel to eat, and then demand Amurrikun food in fine dining restaurants.
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"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
Vivienne: You made me take a second look at the photos. Here's why *I* think Beyonce looks like a whore:
She's showing too much skin. Either you show your legs or you show your tits. If you show both, you look like a whore.
She's wearing bright lipstick and too much jewelry.
She's wearing those shoes with the above-mentioned offenses.
Any one of these things alone would be acceptable. All together, they add up to: STREETWALKING PROSTITUTE PROFESSIONAL HO.
All that's missing is a pastel wig.
yes, beyonce is strange, almost robotic. but, come on, you guys are just talking smack for the sake of smack.
1. foreign paps were following them and taking their pics...quit hating.
2. destruction of property is one thing, but that old man hit the bodyguard with a WEAPON.
3. walking in heels on cobblestone can't be easy.
this isn't even that big a deal. sean penn has done much worse.
Looks like there may be a job opening for a thick, hulkish bodyguard. Brooke Hogan should give Jay Z a ring.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:47pm.
Beyonce is walking like she's got a stick up her ass. Her shoes must be uncomfortable.
Pity she didnt fall on the beautiful cobblestone streets and break her ignorant neck.
That vid was funny as hell. Peepaw don't play.
I was reading through the comments and noticed people saying she looks like a whore. So, I went back up to take a closer look because I just glanced before. There is absolutely nothing whorish about that outfit. Why can't a woman show a little bit of skin w/o people saying she looks like a whore? Katie price dresses like a whore. Shauna Sand dresses like a whore. Other than going a little heavy on the makeup and the ugly shoes, there is nothing wrong with her look. On very rare occasions, Beyonce actually looks nice.
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "I love when obnoxious people go to foreign countries and act like they're home in Berkley or something. Saw some jerk get in the face of a cop in Berlin and get a whack in the head with a billy-club, and some "gangsta with bling" try to boss his way to the front of the line in a Venice airport and get butted in the chest courtesy a guard's machine gun and hauled off in hand-cuffs. Beautiful sights."
Wish I'd been there...
I thought they broke up, but then I realized it's Beyonce, not Kim Kardassian. I always get those thick-assed dumb whores confused.
I hope that fuckin' boat SINKS real quick, lol!
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Hahah!! I TOTALLY had to weigh mine!!!!
CTH,
My sister is always complaining about their GSD! Saying he isn't protective of her kids like the Rottie....she once complained that the GSD sleeps in the hallway and not in the room with either of the boys like the Rottie....so I asked her where the GSD sleeps in the hallway, she thought for a minute, then said in between the 13yr old's door and the 17yr old's door.....I said "You mean, like maybe as if he watchs both doors at the same time?"
P'OWNED!!!
GSD rule! Rotties drool!!! (really! 'specially after they drink water!!)
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i bow down and worship thy comment oh wise one!
and beyonces mode of dressing shows just how much class she has. that being absolutely none!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:05pm.
I know not posted, butlast nite (mormo9mg) so,e drink ass mother fucker broke my main windwo and tried to ger in my house. Needles to say, said fucker met my ninety pound german shepherd and ran away like a little girl.
Nice, CTH!!
if they didn't want the paps in their faces they should have chosen different careers. oh, and beyonce looks like a whore.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
I love when obnoxious people go to foreign countries and act like they're home in Berkley or something. Saw some jerk get in the face of a cop in Berlin and get a whack in the head with a billy-club, and some "gangsta with bling" try to boss his way to the front of the line in a Venice airport and get butted in the chest courtesy a guard's machine gun and hauled off in hand-cuffs. Beautiful sights.
you do not even have to train a shep to take of you you, it
it is bred in them . God save you you... the key word is herd,
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Fucka doodle-do.
Beyonce looks like a common hooker. and suki your right; you don't fuck with Croatians.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:05pm.
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German Shep's are awesome all around Watch AND Guard dogs!!! We have Aussie Shep's - a lot of bark, but no real bite! Still.... I hope you are all OKAY!!! ;)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Somehow I think Croatia preferred having Kevin Spacey visit there rather than Beatdownce and Cra-Z. Prying your local trick's cheeks apart on a public patio seems way classier than pap stomping.
What does Beyo see in JayZ anyway?
I know not posted, butlast nite (mormo9mg) so,e drink ass mother fucker broke my main windwo and tried to ger in my house. Needles to say, said fucker met my ninety pound german shepherd and ran away like a little girl. even the dos were laughing.
moral of the story? get your ass a german shep
I tld the cops hey just look or the guy with shit stains in his drawrs!
LMAO
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:53pm.
Sure Beyawncee and her pimp suck dog balls, but if someone had gotten hit with that tri-pod, it could have caused serious damage!!! My tri weights 16 lbs and could split a talentless diva's fake head wide open!
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bwahahahahahahaha..... now I had to go weigh mine... jeez.... it was pretty stupid tho~
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
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Sure Beyawncee and her pimp suck dog balls, but if someone had gotten hit with that tri-pod, it could have caused serious damage!!! My tri weights 16 lbs and could split a talentless diva's fake head wide open!
The body guard should be charged, but so should that dumb-ass papz for throwing a tri-pod into a crowd of people.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
aww beyonce is so pretty... love the dress
"Who gonna check me, boo?"
What the hell were they doing in CROATIA and what is that man doing wearing my grammy's picnic table cloth ...?
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I'm sure Basement Baby is in some clandestine talks with the Croats right about now.
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