The International Male Catalog Has Some Competition
Squinty Zellweger's former homegirl, Kenny Chesney, is launching his own clothing line called Blue Chair Bay. Kenny told People that his new line, for both dicks and chicks, will be like “that favorite T-shirt that you’ve washed a lot that is kind of sun bleached… your favorite khakis, and your shirt that you’ve had forever."
Kenny says this isn't something he just stamped his name on. When he wasn't performing on stage or trolling the bath houses for a peen that won't quit, Kenny was getting his purdy hands dirty by helping to design this crap. Kenny even named some of the pieces after his favorite butt buddies friends, “I’ve got a shirt that says 'Bob’s Charter' and Bob is a buddy of mine that’s been living in the islands for a long time.”
Kenny didn't mention it, but his collection will also include assless chaps, jean shorts with dick hole cutouts, sleeveless shirts with built-in nipple clamps and puka shell cock rings.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
BLUE CHAIR BAY huh?
I wonder if Kenny knows that the BLUE CHAIRs in Puerto Vallarta on the BAY is a famous gay resort. Methinks someone is trying to let us know something on the down low. Come out of the closet already!
PS Michael K. we luv you!!
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There's a word for people like you, but it's not used in polite society... outside a kennel!
Submitted by nursebetty on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:49am.
Yep those chesticals are fake. Ewwwwwwww.
He should have gone with a chin implant too while he was at it.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Yep those chesticals are fake. Ewwwwwwww.
puka shell cock rings
I just spit iced coffee all over my laptop - through my nose.
And it was totally worth it.
I'd rather fuck a fat and sloppy Garth Brooks than this backwater trailertwink.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Of all the hot Country guys (ie George Strait, Blake Shelton) how does this little man get so much attention?
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Thank you. This guy pales in comparison. Blake Shelton, Joe Nichols, Dierks Bentley. All hot men who don't pretend to love pussy!
He has no chin, Renee has no eyes. Thank goodness they didn't breed.
He has no chin, Renee has no eyes. Thank goodness they didn't breed.
This queen sets off my gaydar. Bob's Charter indeed!
I actually saw a picture of him sans any hat ... FINALLY! Gee dude, like we can't figure out your head looks like a pool cue?
I keep wondering why he keeps winning country entertainer of the year when there's way more talented people out there. Must be the gay vote putting him over the top lol ;)
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:31pm.
Here's what I'm wonderin'...
Two hotties like Bruce and Demi canceled each other out in the hwat offspring category...
So, say we take two butterfaces (Tater Head and noChinsney) and breed them? Hold up, think about it...Tater would give da baby some chin but noChin would reign in the Taterness of that chin...
Could it work? Methinks so...(yeah, yeah, turkey baster involved cuz Kenny like da butt sausage)...
Just a thought to PURTIFY (or at least deFUGIFY) celebutards of the future....
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No shit, I'd love to see how that "experiment" would turn out!
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"Horrifying nightmares" would be my guess, and that's just from TL suggesting it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:44pm.
just saw on the news tonight that kenny got all pissy with a fan who was taking pictures and snatched her camera...
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maybe that was pre-pec-job and he was shameful...
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naw...he was just here yesterday (i think) so the pecs should've been on full display...the fan probably got juicy pictures of kenny boy tonguing a roadie...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:31pm.
Here's what I'm wonderin'...
Two hotties like Bruce and Demi canceled each other out in the hwat offspring category...
So, say we take two butterfaces (Tater Head and noChinsney) and breed them? Hold up, think about it...Tater would give da baby some chin but noChin would reign in the Taterness of that chin...
Could it work? Methinks so...(yeah, yeah, turkey baster involved cuz Kenny like da butt sausage)...
Just a thought to PURTIFY (or at least deFUGIFY) celebutards of the future....
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No shit, I'd love to see how that "experiment" would turn out!
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:44pm.
just saw on the news tonight that kenny got all pissy with a fan who was taking pictures and snatched her camera...
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maybe that was pre-pec-job and he was shameful...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I think he's super fucking hot! Is he gay?
just saw on the news tonight that kenny got all pissy with a fan who was taking pictures and snatched her camera...
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/entertainment/20458584/detail.html
bitch should've left her camera at home...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
o m g KC is always hot and wild and can sing. :)all yuh need.
"Kenny didn't mention it, but his collection will also include assless chaps, jean shorts with dick hole cutouts, sleeveless shirts with built-in nipple clamps and puka shell cock rings."
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AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS FUCKIN PLACE! AND YOU TOO, MK!!!! *kiss-kiss*
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
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I did look at the chest... it IS really weird - you can absolutedly see some kinda "line" ?? wow - and yeah... def needs a chin. I am still mystified why he and Renee broke up. Was it because she did find him gay? Not that she's a dyke... she just can't seem to settle......oh shit. now I am beginning to sound like I care. fuck. never mind......................
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I know, right???? DListed messes wif yo' mind...Word...:-O
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It's a fuckin drug, that's fo sho.....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Me think he's Ricky Martin's baby daddy, fer sure.
Nice tits, Bo and Luke just forgot Daisy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
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I did look at the chest... it IS really weird - you can absolutedly see some kinda "line" ?? wow - and yeah... def needs a chin. I am still mystified why he and Renee broke up. Was it because she did find him gay? Not that she's a dyke... she just can't seem to settle......oh shit. now I am beginning to sound like I care. fuck. never mind......................
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I know, right???? DListed messes wif yo' mind...Word...:-O
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's what's known as a buttaface, just throw a bag over his head and ride 'em cowboy/girl, ahahaha!!!!!!!
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I think his pecs are real. Just like his gayness.
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Love from the nearest Glory Hole....Jane Hudson....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
he always reminds me of a turtle sans shell.
Of all the hot Country guys (ie George Strait, Blake Shelton) how does this little man get so much attention?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
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I did look at the chest... it IS really weird - you can absolutedly see some kinda "line" ?? wow - and yeah... def needs a chin. I am still mystified why he and Renee broke up. Was it because she did find him gay? Not that she's a dyke... she just can't seem to settle......oh shit. now I am beginning to sound like I care. fuck. never mind......................
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
Perhaps he's not so much chinless as he is noseful?
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He's both, but mostly chinless...And go figure...The man ain't no stranger to implants (*coughfakemanchichiscough*), so why not stuff some fake silicone "manliness" in that Pre-K school girl wussy assed chin he's sportin' up in there????
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Are you guys shittin me??? chin implants...?? Gayer than halloween in the Castro district gay? huh. Him & squinty shoulda stayed together then, no??? cuz, she's really a huge dyke, right???...and now chins & chichi's... pfft!
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Well, I'll say this: if you are sportin' the chin of a toddler, do NOT be photographed in profile AND if you have Posh Beckham style FAKE chichis, either don't pose topless or wait until those puppies have settled somewhere below your collar bone before you do...
I neither know nor care if Renee is a huge dyke...Why she married this balding, chinless closet case with fake tits is beyond me, BUT she did name FRAUD as the reason for divorce...so, either she didn't know he liked a good man plow up the wazoo or he backed out of their bearding agreement...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dear Miss Kenny,
Please see the post below as to what a hot gay man is supposed to look like.
That is all.
Sincerely,
A concerned bitch
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"You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!”
Look, it's mean to make fun of him being chin-challenged, and being bald's no crime either. In fact, I think Woody Harrelson looks better that way. (Okay, shoot me.) My problem with Kennybody is the same problem I have with Tom Cruise and George Clooney, just to name two. This over-the-top self-promotion as straight that only the hard-core naive would buy. I think Travolta has the right idea... get married, have baster-babies, shut the fuck up and just work.
And, yeah... the Pooka shells are lame.... we KNOW you like the beach dumbass....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
Perhaps he's not so much chinless as he is noseful?
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He's both, but mostly chinless...And go figure...The man ain't no stranger to implants (*coughfakemanchichiscough*), so why not stuff some fake silicone "manliness" in that Pre-K school girl wussy assed chin he's sportin' up in there????
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Are you guys shittin me??? chin implants...?? Gayer than halloween in the Castro district gay? huh. Him & squinty shoulda stayed together then, no??? cuz, she's really a huge dyke, right???...and now chins & chichi's... pfft!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
He should include a line of flip-flops for when trolling the tubs. The steam room can be a bitch for toe fungus.
Too bad he is bald. bald bald!!
all the crunches in the world won't change that.
I don't want to admit it, but my BF looks exactly like this guy. Like fucking identical. Except he wouldn't wear that hat or necklace or stand there pulling that face, but now I have the mental image of him like that stuck in my head.
I'm kind of turned off him now.... Thanks for ruining my relationship MK!!!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
This trend of singers, actresses and other mindless minions starting their own fashion line needs to stop.
It's as though any celebrity with connections to third world countries with sewing machines feels entitled to enter the world of fashion.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:58pm.
LOL Clarisse!
@ Tigerlily: Those are fake mantitties? He's SO cheesy. I kind of want to knock that cowboy hat right off his head and watch him cry when we all see his bald head. He's a closet gay and a closet bald. What a wuss.
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Look at how weird they look at the top of his titays...I mean, it's almost like you can see the edge of each implant...I guess the implants haven't 'dropped' yet...I'd hate to think that's the final result...Ugh, he's the Posh Beckham of fake mantits!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Chinless and unfortunate. What's the scoop on Squinty's new George Hamilton bio-pic?
LOL Clarisse!
@ Tigerlily: Those are fake mantitties? He's SO cheesy. I kind of want to knock that cowboy hat right off his head and watch him cry when we all see his bald head. He's a closet gay and a closet bald. What a wuss.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
Perhaps he's not so much chinless as he is noseful?
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He's both, but mostly chinless...And go figure...The man ain't no stranger to implants (*coughfakemanchichiscough*), so why not stuff some fake silicone "manliness" in that Pre-K school girl wussy assed chin he's sportin' up in there????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holy CRAP! Who knew that Jonathan Lipnicki was doing gay cowboy porn now!?!?!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Perhaps he's not so much chinless as he is noseful?
Blue Chairs is a gay beach in Puerto vallarta.
Here's what I'm wonderin'...
Two hotties like Bruce and Demi canceled each other out in the hwat offspring category...
So, say we take two butterfaces (Tater Head and noChinsney) and breed them? Hold up, think about it...Tater would give da baby some chin but noChin would reign in the Taterness of that chin...
Could it work? Methinks so...(yeah, yeah, turkey baster involved cuz Kenny like da butt sausage)...
Just a thought to PURTIFY (or at least deFUGIFY) celebutards of the future....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Besides him being in shape & uber rich I never got the appeal of this chinless wonder...Is he balding too? Does he ever take his hats off??
His face always reminds me of that slow turtle off the old carton that wins the race with rabbit.
So basically this new clothing line is going to be brand-new-but-already-worn-out clothing. It will probably be expensive, and since it's already worn out, it won't last long. Brilliant.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Was this photo inspired by Brokeback Mountain?
Oh, hey. I didn't know Rick Moranis worked out. Wait, what?
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