Afternoon Crumbs
Nicole Kidman is going to be on Project Runway: All-Stars tomorrow night. They are going to use her forehead as a catwalk (And yes, that's a wax figure...I think) - Lainey Gossip
Okay, I take it back, Amber Rose isn't modest at all - Egotastic!
Is that Sienna Miller or did one of the Olsens eat a cake to grow big? - Popsugar
Lady CaCa is still indecent, because she didn't cover up her face - Holy Moly!
The CW couldn't afford to pay for all the hundreds of hours of Photoshopping it would take to include Mischa Barton in this shit - Just Jared
Richard Hatch got arrested again. You know, because he's still gay - Towleroad
Ceiling nipples - Hollywood Tuna
A limp piece of broccoli strolls through NYC (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Dear Lil Kim, Sharpies are for eyebrows, not for mole drawing - Hollywood Rag
ScarJo is not-so-pretty in pink - Popoholic
This gave me hot flashes - Cityrag
Shane West still looks like he just escaped from a methadone clinic - ICYDK
John Stamos' mom had hot hair back in the day - SOW
Squinty Zellweger looks good from the neck down - I'm Not Obsessed
A kid in Namibia says what every Brangaloonie already has tattooed on their ass - Popeater
Scary Spice doesn't need to be so overprotective of her man's goodies, because I'm pretty sure she's the only bitch who wants that piece - Socialite Life
Jay-Z is the new Gayle - Celebitchy
Mario Lopez's arch rival makes his solo club debut - Popbytes
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Yes, of COURSE that's a wig. There's the curve of the hair at the hairline, the fact that she never usually dyes her real hair down to the ashy gray roots, and the fact that the hairline itself is far to clean -- not a single baby hair even in front of the ears.
And of course the fact that wax sculptures don't grow hair.
Nice pic, I can smell the embalming fluid from here.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Stamos' mother is gorgeous! Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Kidman is wearing a WIG! You can tell by how the hairline curves out ever so slightly instead of straight.
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So, Shiloh's got a legacy? LOL. Bought and paid for by the press they hate so much. Cute kid, though.
ScarJo - You are really not that big of a deal - I mean really!
most def tussauds....but still dead sexy ;p
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Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:21pm.
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MizRo xoxoxoxox right back at you. I have heard horror stories about these plastic surgery parties. One lady in FL died after getting injections in her ass to help make it bigger.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
You can screen an IMAX movie on Nicole Kidman's forehead.
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Sayonara! *muah, baby, BIG HUG* me too... in fact, everyone needs to chill on the surgery/restylane/botox/etc...
In Manhattan, thay are throwing BOTOX PARTIES $10.00 per milliliter or something like that - it's frightening.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:13pm.
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Lil Kim - I want her to chill with the plastic surgery.
Amber Rose - I am tired of her, too.
Shane West - Look a hot mess! I forgot about him.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Lil Kim has always drawn her mole on.
Amber Rose's 15 minutes are going strong. Put some clothes on dear.
Shane West wears the same damn grey t-shirt everytme I see him. And his face shows the heavy drug use.
Go easy on AR, anyone would look slightly dudish with that hairdo. Also, I don't think her boobs are wonky, she just has one arm up. They are not supposed to stay in the same exact spot when you move...now that would be wonky! I think her bod is bringing out the hateration.
My initial reaction of that Nicole pic was "this time she has really gone overboard with the botox", then I realized it was a wax figure! Haha.
Jay-Z and Okra?? Bwahahahahha! Please.
Kidman's wax figure is scary as hell with the
5+2 head.
I love John Stamos: I would swoop his ass into another world if I could: and I love me some spanikopita & baklava - his Mom looks like she may cook all that good stuff!
kanderso on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:11pm.
"Angelina must be a saint."
the sound Loonies making while they come
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I should try that on the fiance the next time we're having fuckey times and totally freak him out. He'll have no fucking idea what I'm talking about or why...which makes it funny (to me, and me alone).
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can't stop laughing
Do I see track marks on Nicole's forehead?
"Fuck me running..."
amber rose have a bangin ass body. dammmnnn
That skin is amazing. I cant even hate. Perfection.
And Amber Rose's tits are the reason why I will NEVER buy a pair. They look HORRID, one is down by her ribs and the other is by her armpit. How can doctors STILL do such bad boob jobs?!? Then again she was a stripper so they quality of the implant doesn't really matter its just the fact that they are there that does. She is pretty gross in my opinion, anyone who can stand to be around Kanye is either doing it for the fame and money or just as self absorbed and pathetic as he is.
I can't really hate on Angelinas good deeds, for publicity or not at least she does them. Which is more then MOST of Hollyweird does. I know lots of people give under the radar BUT at the same time MOST of them don't give so kudos to the kids who got the bikes. I hope they achieve all the desire, I could not imagine ever living like they do.
Ok, I honestly cannot tell if that is the real Nicole or the wax figure.
*shudders*
Kanye found Amber Rose at a strip joint in Philly called Delilah's --it was confirmed a while back that she worked the pole there. Whether she was born female is still pending confirmation.
So all that money bought was bikes...? No food or medicine or something you know, important?
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
*That Amber Rose person has some seriously WONKY tittays! Jesus! Where did Kanye find that?!?
*Scarlett's is looking a lil Strawberry Shortcake-ish in that pic. Bad color scheme.
*Everything Angelina does is so fuckin saintly! She's the holiest little homewrecking, heroin shooting, brother kisser there ever was! Like a slutty Mother Teresa, that Angelina! Puh-leeze! **********
"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
that wax statue looks more like Evan Rachel Wood than Nicole.
What does one wear to a sperm bank? - Blanche Devereaux
Damn, Shane West is fug. Pointer Sisters? Yeah, he's straight.
Okay, I take it back, Amber Rose isn't modest at all - To which Kanye said " Bewbies EWWWWWWWW!"
Nic is looking very Angela Landsbury here
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Richard Hatch got arrested again. You never forget your first bitch Rich!
Another $15,000 went to streamers, flowered wicker baskets, and baseball cards for the spokes.
Lady Caca, I had that same look on my face watching the video of her dick popping out.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:13pm.
$10K out of $4 million for 72 bikes....where the fuck is the rest of the ca$h?
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"In the grottooo" - *Cartman voice*
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:11pm.
"Angelina must be a saint."
the sound Loonies making while they come
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I should try that on the fiance the next time we're having fuckey times and totally freak him out. He'll have no fucking idea what I'm talking about or why...which makes it funny (to me, and me alone).
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Holy shit, I can not BELIEVE they made Namibian children give fucking quotes for a media blitz. That is a whole new level. Jolie is fucked in the head.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
$10K out of $4 million for 72 bikes....where the fuck is the rest of the ca$h?
I hate Skeletina.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"Angelina must be a saint."
the sound Loonies making while they come
she doesn't look too bad MK...
"Angelina must be a saint." Oh, gag...I just ate.
Angelina Jolie must giving herself a pat in the back for being such a fucking awesome "humanitarian", because that fake humanitarian persona she has bought hasn't been cheap. Still, it must suck for all those around-the-world volunteers helping those kids who won't get credit, while a media whore hollywood chick gets to be called a "saint" for buying a bunch of bikes for the poor.
That amber rose's boobs are all kinds of wonky. Store bought?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Amber Rose is like a giant viking woman, butt with a black girls ass. Valhalla i am cumming....
Kanye is swahili for 'i heart buttsecks'
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I swear I can't tell the difference. Is this a wax figure or her for real. I thought she was so pretty when she first started. She has the prettiest red curly hair and a peaches and cream complexion. Then she met tommy girl.....
Professional 'beard' Nicole now has the dreaded 'Miss Egghead' forehead, which was also evident on our fried the late Miss Peggy Lee. Why can't they make the incisia in the MIDDLE of the forhead or right under the hairline - thus avoiding this look????
I have always thought Nick Adams was about seven different shades of ugly. No one will ever convince me otherwise. Barf.
Was Amber Rose ever a man?
dickhole clitman in wax as in real life looks the same
3 things:
1) Stamos's mom was CUTE! Why won't Stamos marry our favorite Crazy Cat (okay dog) Lady! Waaa!
2) WTF is up with Amber Rose's boobs?! And why did I ever look at them!?
3) Why are we getting quotes from African kids regarding a charitable donation by the Brange in 2006!!!??? How is this news!?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Botox Cunt!
"When we went to the second location I could still smell him on me it was like, ‘oh my, this is wonderful!’”
GROSS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
There is not much difference between the wax figure and the real-life version!
Holy shit talk about a BAD picture!
Scar Jo's hair even looks pink. Not the right color!
OMG, that pic is scary! I sure hope that's a wax figure!
ScarJo looks like Cillian Murphy in drag.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney