Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nora's Live TV Debut
On Today this morning, they went via satellite to the North Pole for an interview with Nora the Piano Playing Cat and her owners, Santa Claus and his mistress. Nora's owner said that she's a bit of a diva and the ivory tickling pussy proved this by basically only playing a couple of notes. Maybe Nora's not a morning puss like Whitney Houston?
Nora spent most of the interview taking a good look at herself in the piano. You know she was thinking to herself, "Am I really stuck with these two crazies forever?"
VIA Urlesque
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MJT - yes, I saw that.
Luckily I've never made it out of the house.
BH caught me a couple months ago, he awoke to me crouching on the side of the bed scratching at the wall, pulling on somehting, when he ask WTF I was doing I said "I'm trying to get the cat!!"
In the morning he told me about it and said I was yanking on the phone cord and when he told me that the cat was already in bed, I stopped, crawled back into bed and was OUT.
*cue twilight zone music*
David Jones's car = correct (one car)
David Jones' cars = correct (more than one car)
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:58pm.
So you also add an apostrophe s to David Jones's car, right?
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Yes, ma'am.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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See now I thunk it wud beez David Jones' car...
Or
All The David Jones's in 'Merica.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:58pm.
So you also add an apostrophe s to David Jones's car, right?
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Correct!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:56pm.
I also talk in my sleep, will answer questions, have a conversation. Its creepy.
The SF said I've been doing this, probably about the last 2 weeks. I guess it's been the stress about being worried about my brother and what his biopsy results are going to reveal.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)
I need to get out of the funk mood I'm in.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Miss Jane, that sounds awesome! I think Iam jelly too. Not so sure about Columbia though.
So you also add an apostrophe s to David Jones's car, right?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Momus ~ nope, not kidding. Source is "Hollywood Reporter."
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
@ ME - that is so creepy. I don't know if you saw my earlier post but my ex used to do shit like that ALL the time. I was always afraid he would turn the oven/stove on and burn the apt. down or just burn himself.
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:52pm.
Grammar question: Is it "for your business's special promotional pricing" or "for your business' special promotional pricing"
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I confuse easily, so I would say:
The special promotional pricing is for your business. LOL!
Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:53pm
i was REEEEEALLY bad in Engrish class, predicate nominatives, wtf?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Miss Jane: I am very jelly!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Things I've done while sleep walking:
Turned shower on, walked away.
Turned shower on, got in, jammies and all.
Walked to kitchen, got milk out of fridge, glass out of cabinet, placed milk in cabinet and empty glass in fridge.
Had a full blown conversation with an ex. (BF at the time).
I also talk in my sleep, will answer questions, have a conversation. Its creepy.
Another reason I don't keep secrets.
later Chirio !
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
It is the first one. Only use s' when followed by another plural i.e., my mothers' houses.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:52pm.
More casting news:
"Thor": to be directed by Kenneth Branagh. Release date May 2011.
"The Lone Ranger": Johnny Depp will be Tonto & George Clooney will be the Lone Ranger. Scheduled to start filming next year. Release date TBD.
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Please, tell us that you're joking.
George Clooney is too old and too gray to be The Lone Ranger; The Depp is too old to be Tonto.
I want to see The Depp do a biopic of Freddie Mercury.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@JJ - her fiance is a chef and is opening a restaurant in Cartegena. She hated her job so she just quit to go with him. It's a 5 star restaurant in a hotel so they basically get free living, food, etc. I am actually kinda jealous.
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*Blondeface*
I mean the first one, lol I'm confusing myself.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Okkkkkkkkkk. I need to get my sh*t together, take a shower , go to the bank and pay some bills. oh life!
biab. have a nice afternoon mis angelitos.<--ha
Coma Caca!!
Ok Momus I will go with the second one. You're smart and shit.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I always choose what the Chicago Manual of Style tells me to choose. ;)
No, business is the singular, businesses is the plural.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why Columbia Miss Jane?
Grammar question: Is it "for your business's special promotional pricing" or "for your business' special promotional pricing"
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In the U.S., the preferred version is the first one.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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More casting news:
"Thor": to be directed by Kenneth Branagh. Release date May 2011.
"The Lone Ranger": Johnny Depp will be Tonto & George Clooney will be the Lone Ranger. Scheduled to start filming next year. Release date TBD.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:50pm.
Ok, so I'm not crazy! I thought grammatically the first one WAS correct, but the second one more used. GAH! WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
MJT - LMAO! BRAT!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:16pm.
that is why i don't take shit like that. the potential to do things in my sleep scares me. I had an ex who used to sleep walk...we would wake up and there would be full cooked meals on the stove and pillows in the fridge...he would have no recollection of any of it. scared me.
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A guy I was dating sleepwalks. The first time he stayed over my house I was awakaned by him knocking on my apartment door at 4 in the morning. He had sleptwalk with no clothes on out of the building and when he came to he realized he didn't remember my apartment number. One of my neighbors (I still don't know which one cause I live in a big building) gave him a pair of shorts. It's funny when he tells the story cause he says my neighbor was like "Dude, you need some shorts?" and my friend said no at first and my neighbor was like "No, dude really take some shorts."
Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:46pm.
Sorry, tonta. LOL!
Grammar question: Is it "for your business's special promotional pricing" or "for your business' special promotional pricing"
- Methinks "business'" is the plural, the other one is the possessive? Is that correct terminology?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Reverse TV Show to Movie:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: movie was gak, TV show was pretty good.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I thought so filthy, I'm just freaking out over my e-newsletter again.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:46pm.
Sorry, tonta. LOL!
Grammar question: Is it "for your business's special promotional pricing" or "for your business' special promotional pricing"
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As a technical writer, I would go with the first choice. You should put "'s" on the end of anything singular to mean possession, even if it ends in s.
The second is becoming more acceptable, even if it's wrong.
*tazes M.E. and JJ*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
*peeks in*
Stoney - business's.
Now I'm outta here.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Reno 911 The Movie! Rules!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
My best friend is moving to Colombia for 6 months tomorrow. I am very sad.
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*Blondeface*
Da second one.
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http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:37pm.
Momus,
The only decent movie based on a TV show I can think of off-hand is The Simpsons Movie.
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I'm not a fan of "The Simpsons" so I wouldn't know about the movie. I'll believe you, though.
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I loved the 'Lost in Space' movie with Gary Oldman as Dr. Smith. : ) : )
@ ME - I just want to clear up confusion. My previous post with the Not me (shocking)! was a response to your question about getting drunk/laid question. You must think I am a brat!
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*Blondeface*
At 41 Seconds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jVKheWYDE8
Could easily be a Jerry's kids performance.
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http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Sorry, tonta. LOL!
Grammar question: Is it "for your business's special promotional pricing" or "for your business' special promotional pricing"
????
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*tazes self*
Since Crazy won't do it!
:P
*tazes Crazy for not having anything to say*
I just saw the picture of Icy Kidman at the Afternoon Crumbs thread.
I'm skeered. The Queen of the Zombies is loose.
*hides in burrow, trembling*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Stocky ♥
replied Jack.
Well I have nothing to say!
*tazes self again*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Finished my hand lettering already, the tazer was just the ticket.