Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nora's Live TV Debut
On Today this morning, they went via satellite to the North Pole for an interview with Nora the Piano Playing Cat and her owners, Santa Claus and his mistress. Nora's owner said that she's a bit of a diva and the ivory tickling pussy proved this by basically only playing a couple of notes. Maybe Nora's not a morning puss like Whitney Houston?
Nora spent most of the interview taking a good look at herself in the piano. You know she was thinking to herself, "Am I really stuck with these two crazies forever?"
VIA Urlesque
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:17pm.
"Connie/Baby problems"
Connie is PREGNANT?!
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She wants to be and Stocky doesn't.
WHOA!!! Way too soon for that to be considered.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)
"Connie" is Stockeys GF. But they're taking a break cuz she changed her mind on the whole "baby" thing.
And her name is COnnie, because she looks like Connie Sellicka (sp??)
Connie replaced Cooter Dye.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
shit i had a text of total confusion....
Back now ...
whats going on????? Anyone still pushing the ambian? Sorry know the momnet has passed
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:26pm.
OMFG Connie sounds like a fucking nincompoop!! First she wants you to buy tampons after a few weeks of dating and now she wants a fucking BABY?! Jesus Christ, how long have you been together? Five months? She's a fucking psycho!
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WORD!
*belches*
Mmmm, left over burgers. YUM!
OMFG Connie sounds like a fucking nincompoop!! First she wants you to buy tampons after a few weeks of dating and now she wants a fucking BABY?! Jesus Christ, how long have you been together? Five months? She's a fucking psycho!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:05pm.
Actually, the second one would be "David Jones's cars" - only the object (cars) has become plural.
I'm a bit of a grammar freak - it is my job. :)
Cool! What about Davy Jones's Locker?
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Correct - but it doesn't exist. Sorry.
WHO IS CONNIE????
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:15pm
I agree. What we were talking about was s' followed by another plural. Jones' cars. Not Jones's cars.
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Strunk and White says: Burns's poems.
http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Was that you Jack wispering my name???
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:05pm.
Actually, the second one would be "David Jones's cars" - only the object (cars) has become plural.
I'm a bit of a grammar freak - it is my job. :)
Cool! What about Davy Jones's Locker?
*tazes Connie*
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:17pm.
"Connie/Baby problems"
Connie is PREGNANT?!
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She wants to be and Stocky doesn't.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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*finds that work is creeping into her d-listed experience...groans*
Plural possessive
In order to place the apostrophe correctly in plural nouns, you must first be certain of the plural form. If you have questions about these forms, you may want to browse the section on plural nouns above.
For plural nouns ending in "s," add only an apostrophe:
Singers' voices
The cousins' favorite uncle
(notice the last one is not "more than one"
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http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
*calls grammar police*
*whispers crazy ♪♪*
*sitting back, macking burger*
*reads*
First math and now grammer???
All you hookers are going to ruin our internet rep!
*tazes apostrophe's*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:15pm
I agree. What we were talking about was s' followed by another plural. Jones' cars. Not Jones's cars.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:17pm.
"Connie/Baby problems"
Connie is PREGNANT?!
WHAT?????
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)
oh yeah the tall one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:11pm.
I disagree with you and so does Dr. Grammar:
http://www.drgrammar.org/faqs/#70
* "To form the possessive of a plural noun, add an apostrophe only, except for nouns such as men and people that have irregular plurals and are treated as if they were singular when the possessives are formed."
Example: "Boston Market advertises 'New! Kid's Meal. Starting at $1.99.' [. . .] When more than one child is involved, the possessive is not kid's. It's kids'. "
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What he means by "to form the possessive of a plural noun," he means the possessive form of the POSSESSOR word - if THAT word is plural. So if David Jones become David Joneses, then you would only add an apostrophe.
"Connie/Baby problems"
Connie is PREGNANT?!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:14pm.
thanks Jack! ♥
isn't there another Monkee?
Mike Nesmith
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)
Usless trivia of the day:
Mike Nesmith of the "Monkees" - his mom invented Liquid Paper.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
The venerable Strunk & White says: Davy Jones's car. Nouns ending in "s" take an apostrophe-s to form the possessive.
http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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that is one crazy pic in the new caption this post and
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
I hear people wispering my name all the time but nobody is there! Oh wait that's the voices in my head!
*tazes self in head*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
thanks Jack! ♥
isn't there another Monkee?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Is it bad to say that I am tired of working a crazy job. I seriously just want a brainless job.
The simple life is sounding so nice right now. My ADD is too severe to be a stay at home anything but I am tired of being stressed.
Edited to say: No disrespect to the stay at home mothers. It's a tough job. I babysat a 2 month old for 24 hours and it was the hardest thing I've ever done.
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*Blondeface*
My last comment was in ref to what you said here:
Actually, the second one would be "David Jones's cars" - only the object (cars) has become plural.
Snowy, I was thinking while you were typing. DOH!
Congrats on the non smoking btw. I know how hard it is, i tried once, failed, but will try again.
I disagree with you and so does Dr. Grammar:
http://www.drgrammar.org/faqs/#70
* "To form the possessive of a plural noun, add an apostrophe only, except for nouns such as men and people that have irregular plurals and are treated as if they were singular when the possessives are formed."
Example: "Boston Market advertises 'New! Kid's Meal. Starting at $1.99.' [. . .] When more than one child is involved, the possessive is not kid's. It's kids'. "
No dude, really. Take some shorts.
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLO!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LOL Jack
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Mickey Dolenz'z car
Mickey Dolenz's car.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:05pm.
Now I am truly Jelly. Sorry you will miss her!
Just FYI - if you were talking about many of the fellows with the same name's cars, it would be:
David Joneses' cars.
or
Bob Smiths' cars.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:00pm.
I need to get out of the funk mood I'm in.
Cheer up sleepy Jean, oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:02pm.
David Jones's car = correct (one car)
David Jones' cars = correct (more than one car)
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Actually, the second one would be "David Jones's cars" - only the object (cars) has become plural.
I'm a bit of a grammar freak - it is my job. :)
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:58pm.
I know I was scared at first too. But, he is from Colombia and she looks like she could be. Her spanish is decent plus she is going to take classes. The best part is Cartegena is on the Carribbean side and is Colombia's big touristy area. It's heavily guarded by the military.
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*Blondeface*
*reports self, tazes self fer bein' grammarly challenged*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Peter Tork's car.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I don't sleepwalk. I used to talk in my sleep a lot when I was a kid.
One time, about age 11, I called my Mom into my room in the middle of the night. I was telling her I was scared because there was a tornado in my bed. She told me there was nothing there, but I was all "No! It's right there! LOOK!" After a few minutes, I laid back down and said nothing. I, having been asleep at the time, don't remember any of it.
*passes flask to Stocky*
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:00pm.
I need to get out of the funk mood I'm in.
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Connie/Baby probs?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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