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Good M.E., but please don't stop washing your hands and disinfecting - the bitch is crazy if she used it in the toilet. *jeez*

Stoney - you'd lose that bet, jackass!! I help around the house... sure, not as much as I should, but I do. Before it got real busy here at work I used to go home and do laundry at lunch and straighten up the kitchen. The wife HATES a messy kitchen and HATE doing fucking dishes... but would do them anyway (points points points)!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Noted, Miz.

Moving on please.

I remember Simple Green! OMG I didn't even know they still made that shit!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Miz - already wiped down "common" areas with Lysol antibacterial and disinfectant wipes, twice.

Haven't made it to the bathroom yet. I avoid that place like the plague.

Stoney, regardless of whether that Eraser touched the terlit or not, the entire bathroom is a fucking HAZMAT Crime scene. I am the only one who cleans it and I only clean enough to be able to use it because there are areas I wouldn't even get near with a Hazmat suit. The crazy old lady owner of the building will not let her son, my boss, hire professionals to clean in, she yells at me when I clean it. Her idea of cleaning? Pouring Simple green in the toilet and leaving it there till someone comes in to use it, and using the hand paper towels, dry to "wipe out" the sink.

*wretches*

I go in there with the simple green and lysol wipes and clean the toilet seat, handle, sink and water handles, soap dispenser, door lock and handles and paper towel dispenser.

The rest of the shit is so far gone that I refuse to touch it.

Stoney, please - I lost my brother that way, please DON'T. Seriously, love, be careful.

Magic Eraser in the toilet, M.E.?

Ok, go get that woman, tell her to throw out the existing Magic eraser, get out the damn Lysol and spray EVERYTHING she's touched with it.

Her desk, phone, the cabinets, door handles, toilet handles, EVERYTHING: she's spreading e.coli and maybe the H1N1 or H5N1 flu!!

Best booze prices if you live near one. Total Wine and More. Cheaper than Sams or Costco.

http://www.totalwine.com/Store.aspx

Magic Eraser Etiquette: One and only one for the bathroom until its used up.

I know, Miz.

*tazes self*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

ahhhhhhhh mierda. Now I am cramping. bought these pills that are new here in CR called Women's Panadol for the relief of: Menstrual Cramps, Backache, fatigue. Sounds perfect to me. rename it Chirio Panadol hahahah

Coma Caca!!

M.E. you need to straight up ask that bitch if she cleaned the terlit with that eraser. That is not acceptible.

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ITA, EEG... Stoney? WTH? Girl, you're too bright and logical to be doing that!!

God damn, the cheapest beer is about $25 for 12. Vodka starts at $22 for a 750.

I bet jack has never cleaned a toilet in his life. I verbalized my suspicions that the loser hadn't, and he went straight to the toilet, cleaned it, and announced "there! now I have!" He's 40.

Fucking MEN!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:02pm.

FilthyBitch,

You whore, I was one of the people in the forum who helped you log on here properly.
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No shit? Well get this - nothing ever worked. Never did solve it. I actually gave up for a long time, then one time I was bored and signed up again and it worked. Never understand what was wrong before or why it worked now. I still keep thinking I'm going to show up one day and it won't work. I half way know computer shit too - it didn't make any sense.
Last time I was nosing around and looked in the forum it was like twilight zone. It's a very strange place in there.

Ok. Now I know 8. The short bus doesn't have many seats left. Who else wants a ride?
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I swear I smell the faint odor of SHIT in here now.

EEG - I just don't get it, she (I am assuming) just cleaned the bathroom, then came in here, with the same Magic Eraser and started cleaning the front door, handle, and the MULTI USE FILING CABINETS.

*refuses to touch anything ever again*

But Stoney you be a smart(ish) bitch not a dumb bitch.

u peeps r making mr laugh with your beer prices so cheap. How much for a six of heineken or corona?
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by barburger on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:16pm.

I know I know. I've never had a DUI. And I call a ride if I need to. *vows to be more careful*

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MizRo - I am studying, have not taken the test yet. I got through about a 1/3 of the book last night, outlines and all, so today, I redid my outline for memory purposes. I take the test 9/4.

I use the same cloth on the sink and toilet, but I do the sink FIRST. Then I throw away the cloth.

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It's no secret I'm a lover of the vodka, even the cheap Smirnoff shit. Cuz I like zee flavored vodka. Well, the likker store near my house charges $14.99 for the 750ML bottle, but the likker store closer to my work, I can get the 1 liter bottle for $13.99.

Do the math, more booze, for less.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:10pm.
You're going to call me responsible after that sentence?! LOLOLOLOL! Ok, I promise to cut back on the jager tonight. (they are tiny little $2 shots anyway)

Be careful. I got nailed for DUI 20 years ago. Most expensive lesson I ever learned. Cost me about $10k over 3 years. I now have a friend back in Jersey who got nailed for the 2nd time. They pulled her license for 2 years , registration, and she has to do 180 hrs community service. Thankfully, her car is paid off. It's illegal in NJ to have a vehicle uninsured, and if she were to insure it, which she would have to do if not paid for, would have been $6500 for the year! Right now, it's on blocks in someone's garage, so she doesn't have to get it insured.

Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)

M.E. you took the Notary test? Me too - I passed in 2004: it was a tricky test too.

lmao at ME. Girl I
warned u about that notary shit and it's hard to remember how to study! Good luck!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

I unearthed a used magic eraser this weekend during my frenzied apartment junk purge. I kept it.

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M.E.,

Gross!!! And the dumb whores who use the same cloth on the sink and the toilet.

Fucking THINK about it!

Now she is starting on the filing cabinets!!

*puts on sunglasses*

I'm more creeped out by the fact she walked out of the stanky ass bathroom with it!!

*orders HAZMAT suit*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:06pm.
"30 of Bud for $15" WHAT!THE!FUCK!!?

No matter where, the cost of a 30 of bud is 21.99 here!! Same goes for my miller lite! 12s are 9.99, 18s are 15.99!!

*moves in with barb*

C'mon over Rover. One thing about NH, booze and cigs cheap. (Live free & die and no sales tax). Walmart has had BUD at this price for probably about 6 months.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)

I love Mr. Clean Erasers. I use them on everything. They work like magic.

You're going to call me responsible after that sentence?! LOLOLOLOL! Ok, I promise to cut back on the jager tonight. (they are tiny little $2 shots anyway)

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:59pm.

OMG, I would have cracked up. One day I was watching a guy fill his cup of water at the water cooler, looking very closely at his cup, then he dropped the whole cup on the floor, I laughed so hard he looked over at me in embarassment and laughed too. I then put directions on the water cooler.

M.E. - do not make eye contact.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:05pm.
If I drink the same number of beers, I won't be AS drunk when I drive home as if I were drinking regular lite beer.

Very responsible, good for you. SF and I don't go to bars, can't afford them, plus no waiting line at home to take a piss.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:05pm.

The smelly one? Tell her to use it on herself.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:05pm.

For reals? It's that much less? Good for me!

*throws self a party*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

"30 of Bud for $15" WHAT!THE!FUCK!!?

No matter where, the cost of a 30 of bud is 21.99 here!! Same goes for my miller lite! 12s are 9.99, 18s are 15.99!!

*moves in with barb*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

WTF!?!? My secretary has a Mr. Clean Eraser and is cleaning the walls and door.

Um.......should I be worried!?!?

It's weird, I don't mind the less alcohol content thing. I like the TASTE of beer. It's actually better for me. I stay at the bar until my friends leave, and that's how many beers I end up consuming. If I drink the same number of beers, I won't be AS drunk when I drive home as if I were drinking regular lite beer. Ok I think I've said too much.

*tiptoes quietly out of thread*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Um, I stand corrected. MGD64 has only 2.8% alcohol. Michelob Ultra 4.1% Bud and Miller 4.2%

http://www.beer100.com/beercalories.htm

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:59pm.
Um, where I live MDG 64 costs a dollar LESS than the competition, Michelob Ultra.

Here they both cost about $11.99 for an 18. Being white trash, we could rather buy a 30 of Bud for $15 and a 30 of Natty for $13.50.
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)

FilthyBitch,

You whore, I was one of the people in the forum who helped you log on here properly.

Stoney - I'll have to try it now that you say that. I heard it had like half the alcohol in it is why I haven't bought any.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:55pm.
@ barburger - jealous.

Don't be. Went thru many many years of loozers, asswipes, cheaters. Took me 42 years to find the right one. Bonus is, no viagra needed. Just a soft breeze. LOL
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Listen, if your gay decorator enters your name on a tampon site because your shit leaks out the back of your pants, it's really time to re-evaluate your life and capability as a woman. (Stoney 8/18/09)

Nah - I don't dick with copiers, printers etc. A few months ago I went to change the toner in the copier and the damn thing somehow opened up very abruptly and got black shit all over me and the floor. That stuff does not clean up well.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Um, where I live MDG 64 costs a dollar LESS than the competition, Michelob Ultra. Same alcohol content. And they cost less than the regular lite beers too.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 2:50pm.

Filthy Bitch ~ I've been with Dlisted for over 3 years.

2 1/2 yrs on this version. And then 6 months on M.K.'s original OLD Dlisted site
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I ride the short bus, what can I say. I've been here just over 2, 1 year on this name, 1 year on 2 or 3 other names that I never could get to work, and I don't even remember how long before I even signed up, and I just started recognizing people recently. Then again I'm usually doing 20 things in other windows while I'm trying to jack around here.
Ok, now I know 7. I'll get to you other whores soon.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:48pm.
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It was YOU that printed that stupid ass picture of a fish with a lite beer in his mouth. In Color.
Fucker

@ barburger - jealous.

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Submitted by barburger on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 3:39pm.
I'm having four MGD 64

I tried them in hope to lose some weight. Taste ok, but had to consume more to get a buzz, so not worth it.

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So true. They cost as much as imported/specialty beer here AZ ($7.99 bottle 6 pack) and have only 1/2 the alcohol content. 3.2% vs 5 or 6% with other lite beers. So not worth it.