Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nora's Live TV Debut
On Today this morning, they went via satellite to the North Pole for an interview with Nora the Piano Playing Cat and her owners, Santa Claus and his mistress. Nora's owner said that she's a bit of a diva and the ivory tickling pussy proved this by basically only playing a couple of notes. Maybe Nora's not a morning puss like Whitney Houston?
Nora spent most of the interview taking a good look at herself in the piano. You know she was thinking to herself, "Am I really stuck with these two crazies forever?"
VIA Urlesque
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alright lovelies. i am gone for about an hour. if you aren't here when i get back have a good night.
xoxo
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*Blondeface*
Did you know that warm water and ivory soap will get rid of most bacteria on your hands?
http://www.foodsafety.wisc.edu/consumer/fact_sheets/ABClean.pdf
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:57pm.
Fuck being surrounded by testosterone! Aren't penises supposed to have fucking AIM!?!?!?
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Most times, but unreliable. I pee sitting down to avoid making a mess.
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Can you have a chat with BH please? His aim is SHIT in the middle of the night.
Kisses Jazz back slips the tongue.
Whenever I go shopping, I break out the Purell
MizRo...it now comes in a Purell spray formula bottle. Purse/pocket size. I spray the air with it when someone next to me sneezes. I know it won't help, but subconsciously i think it does.
Exactly Momus!! Bon ami on all my stainless steel, lysol spray for handles and such, small steps in my toilet, and Comet to clean the bathroom fixtures! You're my cleaning twin!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:57pm.
Fuck being surrounded by testosterone! Aren't penises supposed to have fucking AIM!?!?!?
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Most times, but unreliable. I pee sitting down to avoid making a mess.
MJT, me either. Have to be close to death to take a pill.
MizRo, I watch both Obsessed and Hoarders. Whacky stuff, makes me fell normal. :)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:57pm.
By obsessively cleaning you are also destroying the good bacteria. One of the reasons we are becoming immune to drugs. That coupled with our over usage of anti biotics will take us all down.
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*kisses EEG for being smart*
What are the baselines for having "more" bacteria, etc? These studies are for headlines only, not real science.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Momus: me too - but I prefer Bon Ami to Comet. Lysol is my best friend in spray and towelette form - they used to hate me in my former office - I would Lysol my entire desk when I came in in the AM. Phone, mouse, keyboard, etc... LOL!
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I use Bon Ami on my stainless steel sink, Comet on the porcelain parts of the bathroom, LySol everywhere. Oh, yeah, and Clorox in wash ... even on the sanitary cycle.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@ M.E. - The brand is Firefly. We had it with us on vacay this year. yum yum.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:45pm.
Clorox? Lysol? Are we STILL talking about EH's pussy?
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Unfortunatly, they are about as effective as dirty water.
*vomits*
EEG: have you seen the show "Obsessed"? Those are crazy-clean freaks... One guy sterilizes everything and takes each piece of garbage out to the CAN so as not to have it in the house.
THAT is obsessive! Lord, you should see them.
@ EEG - Agreed. I literally have to be on my deathbed to take an antibiotic. The last time I took one was 2 years ago and I had a sinus infection so bad they were afraid both my ear drums were gonna burst. It was like walking around in a drum.
And for that matter I rarely take any sort of painkillers.
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MJT - who makes the sweet tea vodka?
@ jazz! yes, please ;)
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The only time my husband will clean the toilet is when he, or one of the boys "misses" and it's not really "cleaning" it's more of, cleaning up the mess.
The disinfecting, scrubbing and CLEANING is what I do Saturday mornings.
*throws puppy's*
Fuck being surrounded by testosterone! Aren't penises supposed to have fucking AIM!?!?!?
By obsessively cleaning you are also destroying the good bacteria. One of the reasons we are becoming immune to drugs. That coupled with our over usage of anti biotics will take us all down.
Hi, MJT! Want to rub avies together?
dukeypoop: it's true!! Whenever I go shopping, I break out the Purell; I just don't want to catch someone's cooties or diseases.
I open doors with a wipe in my hand and an elbow to hold it open...
Aaaaahhh.... Getting the urine INTO the toilet, putting the lid DOWN and flushing the toilet are what an educated man needs to do in addition to washing his hands of course.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:16pm.
me! Have you tried the new sweet tea Vodka...Firefly?
You MUST try it. Delisssssssssh. Except be careful it goes down like juice.
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I loved Asia because leaving it up was considered polite. Keeps it dry for the females.
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:51pm.
*siezes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Pshaw. My Tallulah brings me a gimlet and the paper every morning.
You can leave it up anytime with me, jack.
*wiggles eyebrowns*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Shopping Carts More Germy Than Public Restrooms...get out the Clorox!
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=2859060
How germy could shopping carts really be? Very, according to researchers at the University of Arizona who tested all kinds of public surfaces. They found that shopping carts were loaded with more saliva, bacteria and even FECAL matter than escalators, public telephones, and even public bathrooms.
EEG, no I leave it up... and still get bitched at. I'm out numbered.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
LOL at Snowy... That doesn't bother me. wife, stepdaughter and daughter... I've done my share of pearl pickin at the store.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Momus: me too - but I prefer Bon Ami to Comet. Lysol is my best friend in spray and towelette form - they used to hate me in my former office - I would Lysol my entire desk when I came in in the AM. Phone, mouse, keyboard, etc... LOL!
Snow,
Direct in a few.
Jack, I bet you leave the lid down too. Mmm hmmm.
I WANT A BABEH!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
lmao at the way people fall asleep on the bus
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
yes Stoney
let's make Jack buy us tampons
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
*screeches like a little girl*
Ewww!!! Get it out! Get it out!
*full body spasm*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:44pm.
Like, omg, like, snowy and I are synced up on our cycles! BFFs!!
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Count me in!!!
Coma Caca!!
Clorox? Lysol? Are we STILL talking about EH's pussy?
*shoves dirty sock in Stoney's maw*
Last Sunday at approx 6:30 in the pm I did the terlit.
*scouts honor*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
much better Jack thanks xoxo
EEG yes but I never check
tell me if you write me there
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Like, omg, like, snowy and I are synced up on our cycles! BFFs!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
what's up with the toilet talk? I hate it when I miss a conversation. now I wanna clean my toilet. damn PMS pills are good...
Coma Caca!!
I have a bottle of 50/50 water and Clorox under the sink and the minute I come home form the grocery store I spray everything the checker touched (they touch money all day then the handle to your milk carton) or that came in contact with the grocery cart. Poo/fecal all over that cart. And now your meat just came in contact. Spray everything before putting in the refrigerator.
Snowy - cramps any better? does your phone not have an app for THAT!?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:40pm.
*nod* Stoney.
Simple green is still around; Pine Sol rocks too!
ALL "Small Steps" products are fantastic: green, no fumes and good for the environment.
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I'm a simple Comet and LySol kinda gal.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Finally! The fucking meetings are over.
*shoots self in head*
Snow,
Are you still on twatter?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:36pm.
I said nothing about laundry or dishes or trash. Most men will help with those things. I specifically said TOILET. How often do you clean the TOILET, jack? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*shanks customer in lobby speaking VERY loudly using Nextel phone to phone* I hate that blleleleleeeeep!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
awww Jack
*swoons*
you had me at jackass
so there Stoney! ;p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
*nod* Stoney.
Simple green is still around; Pine Sol rocks too!
ALL "Small Steps" products are fantastic: green, no fumes and good for the environment.
Men and toilets are not good friends: one way I know if a man has been well-educated is how he leaves the bathroom after using it...
Miz- I am a sanitary freak, I wash my hands constantly, so don't worry!