Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nora's Live TV Debut
On Today this morning, they went via satellite to the North Pole for an interview with Nora the Piano Playing Cat and her owners, Santa Claus and his mistress. Nora's owner said that she's a bit of a diva and the ivory tickling pussy proved this by basically only playing a couple of notes. Maybe Nora's not a morning puss like Whitney Houston?
Nora spent most of the interview taking a good look at herself in the piano. You know she was thinking to herself, "Am I really stuck with these two crazies forever?"
VIA Urlesque
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
Your avie is making my horny!
*tazes self*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Thanks Chirio! ;) It was a vacation I need a vacation from.
Rant: why does every guy I meet and the sparks fly end up being married or engaged??? @#(@*)(*A@(. story of my life.
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*Blondeface*
Does anyone remember the book House of Stairs, it's a teen book really.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Crazy, I'll look at one of those re build or whatever places. I need to go the cheapest route.
Spaghetti Cat is not impressed.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:23pm.
Hell yeah! We bought a laundry room sink for like 15 bucks!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
EEG - day still hasn't improved that much. But I am trying. Not helping that BH is in a tizzy about what I did.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:23pm.
oh yeah ok whatever, now the cat wrote a book on its philosophies, you lost me...click
Hilarious - I shut it off then too.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:21pm.
You and me both, Miss Jane.
Please pass the IV.
I drank 6½ beers last night and I feel like death warmed over.
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My baby sis turned 21 last night. I out drank her, as a drunken whore such as myself should. I feel like crap on a stick.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
I have custom cherry cabinets, colonial style. I'm going to first contact the manufacture of my home and see if I can order straight from them since the stain and everything would match.
BH couldn't build a ladder if he tried.
UGH! I need anger management.
Speaking of Nora. I watched Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist last night. I actually liked it.
Can't help but wonder though if Michael Cera can play anything other than a George Michael Bluth type?
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
Crazy - good call with the re-store... we have one here and sometimes they have pretty good deals.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
oh yeah ok whatever, now the cat wrote a book on its philosophies, you lost me...click
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
That is a cute, but fat, kitteh.
Wow, you D-Listed whores have kept me from being totally bored at work this week! Thanks!
I had a cat that was trained to ring a bell whenever he wanted to come in. More talented this this bitch who's just swatting at some ivories.
W/B MissJane
Coma Caca!!
M.E.,
Has your day improved at all?
Does your secretary stink today?
M.E. - is BH good with power tools (circular saw and router), carpentry, etc.? Cabinet doors are pretty easy to duplicate, depending on how difficult the pattern is.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Hekki, are you on anyone from DL's FB? I will find you, if you are!
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Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
- Adam Ant
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:17pm.
Haven't watched the video. Don't care.
Horz, how expensive is it to replace a cabinet door?
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Like men, it depends and on the size and the wood.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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You and me both, Miss Jane.
Please pass the IV.
I drank 6½ beers last night and I feel like death warmed over.
@ M.E.-
It depends on how nice your cabinets are...mine are POS laminate generic crap (I rent) so I imagine not that expensive. But if you need them custom ordered or fitted probably a lot more.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Nora says a big fuck you to the Today show. I love it. You take your little nap on the piano instead of playing after they did this big set up for you to play.
Good kitty!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:18pm.
Yes mine too. One of them is going to Hawaii for the SECOND time this year!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:17pm.
Not sure but that shit is usually expensive. Do you have a Habitat for Humanity store they are called the Re Store. They have shit like that for cheap.
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
hello sluts. back from vacay. im exhausted and sunburned. i am having a very hard time getting motivated to do work. I need an IV drip w/ caffiene.
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*Blondeface*
Another of my long-lost favorite peeps is now on FaceBook. There's only one more person I need to find and I will feel a little more complete.
I regret to announce that my childless friends have much more interesting shit going on in their lives. I am jealous.
That's not Santa Claus that's ZZ Top!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Haven't watched the video. Don't care.
Horz, how expensive is it to replace a cabinet door?
My cat fetches. I bet she would be a great asset to this Today segment!
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