Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nora's Live TV Debut
On Today this morning, they went via satellite to the North Pole for an interview with Nora the Piano Playing Cat and her owners, Santa Claus and his mistress. Nora's owner said that she's a bit of a diva and the ivory tickling pussy proved this by basically only playing a couple of notes. Maybe Nora's not a morning puss like Whitney Houston?
Nora spent most of the interview taking a good look at herself in the piano. You know she was thinking to herself, "Am I really stuck with these two crazies forever?"
VIA Urlesque
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Bye Miz Ro ~ you're always missed! Be well.
BTW, buy Seventh Generation from their website. You'll save a boat load of money.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Oh Stock, I know you're self-sufficient love!!
You're a clean man, in home, in manners, and in presence I'm sure.
Momus: do try the Mrs. Meyers - she also has this garlic-onion smell remover for your hands.
I'm rolling all - love you, be well and keep those germs at bay! lol.
*hugs*
I'm back!
*hands ME some sweet tea vodka*
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*Blondeface*
Stocky - IDK, not home yet, BH is being an idiot.
M.E.
Are you home yet or is this office stuff?
M.E. ~ did Koko shit all over again?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I need you all to send good vibes this way. By the way my day is rounding out I am going to need brand new cabinets all around.
fuckshitmotherfuckingassholemotherfuckernogoddamnrespectfuckingselfishbastard.
*rips out all hair*
Miz Ro ~ *grabbing detergent bottle*
I use Seventh Generation Eucalyptus & Lavender. Works great & smells really good. Women seem to like the smell of my sheets, clothes.
Seventh Generation has a non-chlorine bleach (hydrogen peroxide base) that works well on whites.
...and before anyone starts yanking my chain: real men do laundry. and eat quiche.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 6:00pm.
My molding are painted, and I live in a single-level home. Otherwise, I would use Murphy's on those, too. Pssst, I use on it on my wood furniture instead of Pledge or Endust.
MizRo & Stocky: I must check out Mrs. Meyers and Seventh Generation.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sally: I use the vinegar diluted with water for all the granite in the house as recommended by the "granite guy".
As for laundry stains, dishwashing liquid worked in is really great!
Excellent pairing Sally: you're both my lovies! *hug*
Momus: you are KILLING me! The only difference in your last statement is that I use Mrs. Meyers dish soap instead of Dove.
Ok, I know you use Murphy's oil for the hardwood floors but I also use it on all the wood moldings, doors and banisters in my house.
oh and here's a laundry tip: For oil stains on clothes, napkins, tablecloth....don't use any of the fancy spray bottle stuff. It does not work. Straight dishwashing liquid right onto the stain, rub it in and wash hot. Voila! Oil gone.
All Free and Clear
Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castille Soap
OxyClean
White vinegar for tile floors
Stock: I have Mrs. Meyers for dish soap and I have been checking out the Seventh Generation clothes detergent - is it effective? Does it smell delicious?
Miz....he's cleaner than me. I'm tidy and organized....I put things away, shoes, clothes, paperwork, etc, but I am not one to get in there and scrub a lot. He is the opposite....he will scrub and shine things, but shoes, clothes, papers, etc. leaves them all over. We are a good match.
@MizRo
Addition to cleaning list:
Cascade in the dishwasher; Dove for hand-washed dishes. Brillo pads -- not SOS -- for grungy pots and pans.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus is a lucky person.
Parents should train their kids better is all; do you all remember the story about the menstrual cup accident in my office restroom?
'Nuff said.
Miz Ro ~ rest assure my lovely that I'm a clean freak. I have a canister of Clorox Wipes next to the toilet.
BTW, I use Seventh Generation detergent.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Mrs. Meyer's products are good.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Thank YOU dukeypoop: tomorrow it will be MINE! MINE!!!!
*cue evil laughter*
Sally! You have an exceptionally well-trained man; some people (MEN & WOMEN) should be given a course in proper toilet etiquette.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:41pm.
Yes, Sally... *ashamed*
Momus: right now, I'm truly fixated on Gain, love the smell and its efficacy. So the All free is good?
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I like because its allergen-free and rinses well. It doesn't build up in the dispenser of my washer. Some thick liquid detergents do.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:29pm.
Sally: cleaning, men's toilet issues.
Men's toilet issues??????
Now what are we doing wrong?
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Nothing in my home.
Mr. Momus always puts the seat down when he's done. And, get this, he thoroughly cleans the entire bathroom -- even under seat and behind the toilet -- every Saturday afternoon.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Thanks MizRo. Here is what the Purell Spray looks like. They sell it at my Safeway (grocery store) and at most drug store. The mist that comes out is real fine. No one really notices when you spray at them (LOL) after they sneeze or cough without putting their hand over their nose/mouth. Plus its smells good too.
http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=195986&catid=20&brand=782...
hekki: I can't hear you *hands smashed to ears* lalalalalalalalalalalala.
On the serious, I know and *gag*.
Stocky
I don't know, but I'm sure it's something.
It's always something.
Or we will FIND something!
Stock Broker!! Hahahahahaha!!! Missing the bowl, not wiping down the bowl, not putting the lid down on the bowl...
Just thinking about it makes wanna go smoke a bowl!
LOLOLOL
I'm not afraid of germs.
And I have to laugh at how prim some women are about cleanliness but meanwhile they sleep around like crazy or give rim jobs on a first date. I'm not saying that about any of YOU, but I can think of a few people I know in real life who make a big show about washing their hands all the time, and opening door handles with paper towel who do some very unhygienic sexy times.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:29pm.
Sally: cleaning, men's toilet issues.
Men's toilet issues??????
Now what are we doing wrong?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Yes, Sally... *ashamed*
Momus: right now, I'm truly fixated on Gain, love the smell and its efficacy. So the All free is good?
Dukeypoop ~ welcome to Dlisted.
You realize that in order to be a true Dlister, you have to watch "Showgirls" and every episode made of "Golden Girls"?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:19pm.
Momus: how did you get into my house? Um, SECURITY!!!
Seriously, we think/have the same. *hug*
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*hugs back*
We just know what works and see no need to change. However, I did switch from Tide Free to All Free because it works better in my front-loading washer; rinses out without a residue.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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dukeypoop: welcome and have fun!!
Ro....you still 'mokin gurl?
EEG: lighting fag with you!
Just want to thank everyone for the laughs today. Just my 2nd or 3rd day here. I know I'm the new kid around here compared to all you 'old timers' :) so hope to fit in better/faster with the topic at hand. I have to admit, this day just flew by. Time to go home and clean my toilets and polish up on my grammar skills.
Huh....toilet issues? I knew it smelled like poo.
is EH here or something?
Hi Migraine!
MizRo, no joke, my mom is nagging me about perm lung damage.
Lights fag.
Sally: cleaning, men's toilet issues.
Ro!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Anything interesting going on up in here???
EEG: hahahahahaha!!
Sally!!
MizRo,
No need to be scared of the oink flu, I have only had it for over two months.
Coughs and touches M.E.
Who's here? I have reached my limit here at work. I need some chat.....
I'm scared shit of the flu's...
Same here. And just wait until that Pig one takes over.
Momus: how did you get into my house? Um, SECURITY!!!
Seriously, we think/have the same. *hug*
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:04pm.
Exactly Momus!! Bon ami on all my stainless steel, lysol spray for handles and such, small steps in my toilet, and Comet to clean the bathroom fixtures! You're my cleaning twin!
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PineSol on the tile floors; Murphy's Oil Soap on the hardwood floors. No carpets or rugs.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Since no one is reading the other thread - check out this description on IMDB for an upcoming film:
Nine is the musical re-telling of Federico Fellini's semi-autobiographical "8 and a half". It tells the story of Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis), a world famous famous film director as he confronts an epic mid-life crisis with both creative and personal problems. He must balance the many women of his life, including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren).
I'd say that's about right for Fergie.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Dukey: thanks again, I'll look for that too.
My Abuelita (Grandma) used Bon Ami EVERYWHERE... so nostalgic.
If you like Bon Ami you'll love Bar Keepers Friend. Never scratches and makes everything shine.
http://www.barkeepersfriend.com/products.htm
EEG: "Obsessed" scares the hell ot of me.
Dukeypoop: Oh, I am sooooo going to buy spray Purell!! Thanks for the info! *hug* I wish I'd had that today - I was locked in a room full of people sneezing and coughing... I purelled my arms, hands, nose and mouth area!! LOLOLOL!!
I'm scared shit of the flu's...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 4:57pm.
Fuck being surrounded by testosterone! Aren't penises supposed to have fucking AIM!?!?!?
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Most times, but unreliable. I pee sitting down to avoid making a mess.
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Can you have a chat with BH please? His aim is SHIT in the middle of the night.
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Oh sure, a golden shower is just fine, a dirty toilet is bad. Damn, you women are hard to please.