Wednesday, August 19th 2009
Now This Is A Bikini
If your bikini bottom isn't halfway up your no-no and flossing your anal canal, then you are doing it wrong! Just ask Gay Al Reynolds. He probably has this bikini in every color of the rainbow!
Here's the CAPS-LOCK Master and his rent-to-own snatch Amber Rose hanging out in Miami yesterday. And Amber Rose is literally hanging out. I love how she's covering up her breasts while her butt boobies are out for all to see. Modesty = u r doing it wrng.
Even though Amber Rose wore her favorite "LOOK AT MY ASS" bikini by Crest Glide, Gay Fish wasn't happy with the attention. Kanye used his stumpy middle finger to send a message to the paps. Don't make him put that glass of Dynasty juice down and break his MacBook Air over this shit. BITCH BOGUS!
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Everytime I see that pic, it bothers me: why does she have a towel on her head like it's all wet when she has no hair?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
someone needs to hit the stairclimber STAT.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Oh ew ew ew! I was just having cheese and crackers (no lie) and this ho's got enough of her own on one ass cheek for me to have a second helping!
Maybe if we ignore her, she'll slither back to the strip club whence she came?
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
How old is Amber? Cause she's got a some cottage cheese on her ass and I believe a coupla pimples. If you have cottage cheese ass you should cover that shit up.
I think she is hot, she has an amazing body... of course she is going to have some dimples! she is hot like Kim Kardassian is hot, is a shame they are whores
Gay fish is gay.... No doubt.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I think she has an awesome body (wish mine looked like that), but I'd be lying if I didn't say that's not very flattering on her. Even a little bit of fabric would've looked better; never could get into butt floss.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
What is the significance of cat shit falling out of ones coochina tattoo??
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Is that a CHILD is the fourth thumbnail in which Amber Rose is running around clutching her tittays?
Bitch is fiercer than I thought ...
What the fuck - why is it these black dudes like the big bambucha? Not only that but she has some fucking cellulite going on with that junk! Fuck you may not like Kanye but you have to admit, he could do a whole lot better than that piece of shit. The only thing she has going is that she has the fucking stones to take that body out in public with just a couple of threads holding it on. Not much but it's something.
..."look at her, then look at me!"....kinda like the short guy with the little dick that drives the Corvette...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
If you paid me a million gazillion dollars upfront in cash, I still couldn't even manage a quickie with Kanye. No way in hell.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Ahhaha... I love the chick's face in the background of the second thumbnail. She's thinking "BITCH PLEASE!" and looks like she's holding down a little bit of vomit.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
MzSassy: A gentleman? Maybe, but asexual as hell.
AR could rock the most sleek and beautiful swimsuit/bikini/tankini yet she opts to look like a puta. *shrug*
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Good point... on both accounts!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
MzSassy: A gentleman? Maybe, but asexual as hell.
AR could rock the most sleek and beautiful swimsuit/bikini/tankini yet she opts to look like a puta. *shrug*
I guess I'm expecting a lot from a pole dancer.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 1:05pm.
She is living the life: from obscurity to Kanye's muse.
She's beautiful imo: but the bathing suit could have been classier - in this case, more is better.
If you're tall and have a bod, sleek and elegant is more attractive
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TRUE THAT....She has it goin' on, and she knows it! Still, Kanye is definitely lacking passion... :| (Or if I wanted to be optimistic, I could say he's a gentleman...... pshhht yeah right! 0:-) )
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
@ BorgQueen
I agree that string bikinis are not appropriate...EVER but Amber has a banging body.
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I lived in Europe for 3 yrs. It's totally normal for women to express themselves-wear string bikinis, etc.
My suggestion: leave Knob Noster Missouri, board a plane then get a fvcking clue.
Oh, take the rest of these idiots with you)
Amber Rose definitely has a **ROCKIN'** body, but that horrendous string bikini is doing her ZERO justice. It's tacky looking!!! She could have made a better choice when it came to picking out swimwear. Now if Kanye was a real man, he'd have his hands all over her, non-stop. Instead, the pictures still have this ambigious stilted look to them, like they're staged for the paps.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
WTF? Where does this hater energy come from?
Better yet,why don't those with negative comments about her body post pics of their bodies-pure comedy I'm sure.....
Kanye who do you think you are fooling?! Not me man!
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
that's the weakest excuse for a bikini that I've ever seen...
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'if your bikini bottom isn't halfway up your no-no and flossing your anal canal, then you are doing it wrong! Just ask Gay Al Reynolds.'
lmao Michael K you never fail to amuse me..hahaha
...it appears Kanye likes his alien-human hybrids on the shy and demure side...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Dayglo bikini and that skid mark Megan Fox left on her arm aside, she looks almost perfect. You really can't hate on that.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Amber Rose has a banging body but homegurl is gonna get fat. She better milk our favorite ALL CAPS STAR for all he's worth while she still can.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
That is one lucky stinkfish because something about that blackman says: "Sizemeat inside my shorts"!!!!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:28am.
How can I tone my ass? It's flat.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:35am.
hahahaha I was wondering the same thing! Although I have a nice little big booty its just jiggly and gross lol
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SAME HERE!!! i have meat back there its just kinda flat and droppy =[ Supposedly "The Hiedi Workout" lame Hiedi Montags work out video helped her turn her pancake butt into round ass. I was this close to buying it but I decided to try squats and lunges for two weeks before I spend any money on that dumb twats video. If I dont get results from squats and lunges Ima try that video
and I'll let ya'll know if it works, cause seriously desprate for a tight round mound!
hahahhahahh dirty Q-tip
he only sleeps with her because she looks like a dude with butt and boobs. gayfish come out of the closet!
Even with a couple of dimples in her ass, her body is smoking, but the bathing suit does NOT make her look as sexy as she could if she would of worn something better. A one piece, but with cut-outs in certain spots in wayyyy sexier than a bikini IMO.
She is living the life: from obscurity to Kanye's muse.
She's beautiful imo: but the bathing suit could have been classier - in this case, more is better.
If you're tall and have a bod, sleek and elegant is more attractive.
Dirty Qtip look
Why bother wearing the bottom of the bathing suit? Wouldn't a cork have sufficed? And hey, why bother wearing the top? Just get two bandaids. Yep, a cork and two band aids is all she needs because she is an attention whore.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Why did she even bother to wear that barely there laughable "bathing suit"? She may as well have paraded around starkers.
How come whenever I see something nasty, my computer all of a sudden has smell-o-vision?? Yuck!!!
I don't care how great looking you are, it's nice to dress tastefully and leave something to the imagination. ugh.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Why does this well paid escort have a towel around her head? She's practically fucking bald.
Neck down...very nice.
Neck up....triple bag it.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She may be skanky slutty, but I still think she is pretty & I definitely wouldnt mind having her body.
Wow. I kind of want to bury my face in that ass.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
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I vote yes.
I figure she's probably wearing a string bikini because a regular bikini would get eaten up by her ass. It would probably slip and slide in there and get lost.
but I can't stop looking at it!
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:06pm.
Your signature is a sneaky little BASTARD! I read it every time.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
This is unhygienic in my view. I wouldn't want to sit down any place where her poo hole had been taking a rest. Otherwise, yes, she has a nice butt BUT it looks like these two are for show.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:06pm.
Damn, I keep reading your siggie!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:55am.
I agree that string bikinis are not appropriate...EVER
*in your world maybe not, but in their world it looks as though they are. just like in Naomi campbells world, big ashy man pussies are acceptable, but in my world theyre not.
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
It's more of a jock strap than bikini bottom.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
she scares me
wait, what?
if you shaved Mariah Careys head, you have Amber Rose...
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
I agree that string bikinis are not appropriate...EVER but Amber has a banging body. Kanye seems out of place fully dressed. I did not know she was biracial but it makes sense. Another thought black and italian is a hot mix especially for a female. That is what Alicia Keys is. Her mother is a redheaded Italian.
Ummm am I the only one that finds it strange she had a towel wrapped around her bald head.
I thought Amber was cheating on Kanye but I guess he took her back. Its kinda sad that he left his good girlfriend after his mom died (despite promising his mom he would marry her) for Amber. Somehow Amber doesnt look like the kind of girl you can take home to Mama.
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