Cheetokini Watch: Brit Brit On Letterman
Because August is the month Brit Brit only wears a two-piece, it wasn't a surprise that she wore one while doing the Top 10 on Letterman last night. It's a good thing too, because if Brit Brit puts actual clothes on, Summer will suddenly end. Or is it, if she covered her crescent rolls Summer would never end, because it would be safe for the sun to fully come out shining? Herm.
Anyway, Animatronic Brit read "The Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President." And they are:
10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy?
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Who wrote this mess?! I hope the "free pie" she's talking about has a Frapp filling and a Cheeto crust, because this does not sound like the Brit Brit we know and love (or loathe). I mean, no mention of Purple DRANK, delicious dolls, Slim Jims, cheese grits, hanging pussies, Christmas or platform flip-flops?! This is all kinds of wrong.
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nobody is gonna know brit brit and david letterman ever existed, ten years after their death.
as if johnny carson is in reruns, and anybody listens to janis joplin screaching like a banshee.
The embarrassing thing about this is the comedy writing on Letterman's show. The only time I've ever laughed at his shit was when he was ripping Paris a new asshole. That was possibly the only point to his entire career. And a dead pig could have done the job. I mean, insulting Paris Hilton really isn't difficult.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Embarrassing.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
@ Creepella - agreed! Gap-toothed mofo letterman is a useless-punk KISS ASS!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:43pm.
Yep. And his attack on Palin's daughter nailed his coffin shut. Regardless of anyone's political views, it was an attack on a young girl...YET he can sit next to useless celebs night after night and kiss their asses. He's vile.
I agree Creepella, Letterman has become a MAJOR TOOL in the last few years....at one time, he used to be cutting-edge & funny. Now he's just a sorry, lame asshole HACK!
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I loathe Letterman and this is one of the many reasons why.
I pity the fool who has to clean Britney ass print off the glass table.
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Well Ribbontie:
I've NEVER heard her say an educated thing in my LIFE! And I'm sure she worked REAL hard at her GED - sounds more like a episode of King of the Hill - pass the celebrity dummy so they look like they have an education.
SHE'S sad, pitiful and STUUUUPID!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Die.
Yawn.
Christ grow the fuck up already! Put some clothes on and act like a mother of two! Letterman is lame and beat just like shitney.
I'm surprised Shitney can read cue cards.
Letterman needs to retire already. His show suxs major donkey wang.
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Oh I feel bad for her. That was depressing. Why does she allow her handlers to put her in situations like that?
This was stupid and lame.
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Poor dumbass SLUTney. Even when something's written specifically for her, she finds a way to look more stupid. That was the worst top 10 ever. MAJOR FAIL.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I'm in for Britney Spear becoming president...
IF we do in fact invade Cabo..and of course I need the free pie.
Also Britney does have a high school education, she got hers through the University of Nebraska continuing education program, check out there website.
I mean she was recording at 16 and sold like 50 million albums before she turned 20, so obviously she couldn't complete her formal education...
Sorry for being obsessed.
dumb!!!!! this broad sounds and looks retarded. I'm ashamed of myself cause I like her auto-tuned technologically teezed to hell and back music. sigh.
put some fucking clothes on Britney- you are no Bar Rafaeli.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 11:29am.
I saw that on Letterman last night...worst top ten ever.
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It's like the writers had a received a death threat from Shitney's obsessed fans and asked for help from Sesame Street's writing staff.
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I saw that on Letterman last night...worst top ten ever.
Don't let your sock slot drop or your tennis cans pop.
Brit.S. knows how to take a joke(evne on herself) no wonder Dave likes her.(unlike Paris)
She looks like a day shift stripper, except less intelligent.
Dave can still be a good interviewer (witness Joaquin Phoenix and Paris Hilton when he reams her) but this top ten was extremely unfunny as was Tom Cruise's. I only watch Dave clips when they are presented on blogs for some meritable reason. That show ruled my life in college ten years ago, though.
Just love the roll of fat going over the top of her bikini (the top half going around her back). KLASSY!
please, please make her stop. why oh why would you wear a bikini when you are short and stubby and then sit on a chair so you can look even worse. girl, put your dang clothes on!
I just threw up in my mouth! Could she possibly SUCK IT IN any further?
Don't you need AT LEAST a high school education to be president?
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:57am.
I could see letterman squirming at the sight of a voluptuous, nearly nude woman. He might have a gherkin, but it ain't disabling my gaydar...
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I had not heard this rumor about him possibly being gay but now that I think about it, it does make sense. Also, I saw this top 10 last night and it was so uncomfortable I was squirming. I am afraid the end will not be good for this chick.
jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:20am
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Wow. Letterman found someone as old and tired and used up as his jokes.
Her over exaggeration of mouthing words is fucking stupid. YOU ARE A 27 YEAR OLD, TWICE DIVORCED, MOTHER OF TWO???? GROW THE FUCK UP!
I am already stabby as fucking hell today and that made me want to drown kittens.
I could see letterman squirming at the sight of a voluptuous, nearly nude woman. He might have a gherkin, but it ain't disabling my gaydar...
Terrible top ten Letterman. I blame it on you since it's your show. I used to watch that latenight show years ago, not recently since I dont find it funny
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meh, I'm with Brit Brit. There's only a couple short weeks left for bikini season, lets all embrace it and do everything in our bikinis. Shakin dat ass, shakin dat ass.
LOL thanks Race, I hope I get better too! There's always menopause. LOL
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IMO, Dave lost his edge as soon as he went to the 11:30 ET spot to compete with Leno. As I admitted in the previous thread, I had a huge crush on him when I was 14 (20 years ago!) and he was still doing weird shit like dropping watermelons off roofs, calling to find out how much gas was in Joe Frazier's tank, and needling celebs. He's gotten soft in his old age...as has Britney, but in a different way.
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I agree. Dave hasn't really been funny since well, the days when he was on NBC late night. Not to mention way back in the day, he wasn't an ass kisser to the celebs like he is now. He has lost all dignity and irreverance.
LOL@Jack and CRAZY's comments about celebwatcher.
Snowpiece- Sorry you are not feeling well. I gave the client that box of Tampax Pearls, so all I can offer is some sympathy. : ) Hope you get better.
Britney's pie is so rank, she has to give away for free.
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Submitted by Celebwatcher on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 9:06am.
As a shape shifter your comment made me turn into a turd!
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Went well. Came home last night. Starts HIGH SCHOOL today. uhg.
O/T: At least Brit kept her legs crossed.
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Am I high, or does Celewatcher's post make no sense? LOL! It is funny though, so out of the blue and random, or am I missing something?
I am so confused in this thread this morning!
thanks jack you are such a sweetie, how is your daughter's vaca going?
ON TOPIC: Brit doesn't look awful in her bikini but she doesn't look good enough to parade herself around on national tv in it.
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D.E- ITA. I was totally hooked on Letterman back then, much to the irritation of my parents, who had to pull me from bed in the mornings because I watched him when he was on later, and I was tired and not wanting to go to school.