Wednesday, August 19th 2009
This One Is Going To Be A Father Again
Johnny Knoxville has given the virus known pregnancy to his girlfriend of one year Naomi Nelson. Johnny's rep confirms to UsWeekly that Naomi is knocked up with his second kid. 38-year-old Johnny has a 13-year-old daughter with his ex-wife.
It looks like the drought is over! Just when I was beginning to think that the world was temporarily safe, we've been hit hard with another BABY!!! typhoon.
Brace yourselves. Everyone has a baby coming around the corner: Jude Law, Colin Farrell, one of the Karadashian creatures, that Tunisian fetus machine and now Johnny Knoxville. Jizz the season, I guess.
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kinda funny how johnny knoxville gonna be a heroin addict pretty soon, when all those old aches and pains catches up with him...so funny, just like eval keneval needing a new liver before he kicked the bucket.
The Jackass dudes are all totally gay for each other. I don't even want to know what they would do with that poor midget once the cameras stopped rolling. I bet it involved a lot of coke-fueled bukakke parties.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
yeah i had to go and find an example: http://media.photobucket.com/image/johnny%20knoxville%20is%20hot/omgzhar...
that was a few years ago. -swoons-
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
so i'll probably get laughed at for saying this, but johnny knoxville was HOTTTTT back in the day. jackass still makes me laugh and i had it bad for johnny back in like 8th grade. haha and he looks a lot older than he is now, not sure why. but his girlfriend isn't cute (in my opinion) but neither was his ex wife. he probably didn't even see this coming.. geez.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
I gotta admit though, Jackass still makes me laugh pretty hard. *cringing that I admitted that*
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So many stupid people having babies. It's scary.
When I think of Johnny Knoxville being a dad, all I can think is that the baby is going to look like the little head-on-a-tentacle from "Men In Black II."
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:12am.
Am I the only one who finds a big homo undercurrent to the "Jackass" humor? Yes, that show made me crack up hysterically sometimes, but other times I think they're experimenting with homoerotic acts under the guise of outrageous humor.
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Hell, no you are not the only one...My husband & I actually think so too...Big time.
ACK!!
His poor offspring. The chances of them winning a Darwin Award are a lot higher than average.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 10:12am.
Am I the only one who finds a big homo undercurrent to the "Jackass" humor? Yes, that show made me crack up hysterically sometimes, but other times I think they're experimenting with homoerotic acts under the guise of outrageous humor.
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Nopes. I'm pretty sure they'd be up for a little teabagging, all in the name of fun.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hekki, I agree. I either read or watched an interview with John Waters and he said it was one of the gayest shows on tv or something like that.
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
Am I the only one who finds a big homo undercurrent to the "Jackass" humor? Yes, that show made me crack up hysterically sometimes, but other times I think they're experimenting with homoerotic acts under the guise of outrageous humor.
Crazy as a loon, but fine as hell!
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Ugh, who would stoop so low as to fuck that retard, much less carry his baby? Poor kid is gonna come out with the IQ of a slug.
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didn't Chestica hit that during the making of Dukes of Hazzard?
Actually I have a weird attraction to him. Hey don't judge -- at least it isn't Steve-O or Wee Man. ; )
I thought he was terrific in Walking Tall
(the one with The Rock). And MIB II
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:44am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:40am.
Yeah that sounds like child abuse to me...
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:46am.
Hmmm, most normal people would find joking about sexually abusing your child NOT funny.
What's the problem here? My dad rubs his dick on my face all the time, it used to get me extra allowance money when I was a kid and now that I'm an adult, it gets me a fucking car. You guys are uptight. I <3 my dad.
you forgot Celine Dion!!!
Mike- thanks for the link. I never knew any of that stuff about him. I gotta remember the hot dog trick... priceless.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:40am.
I've met "Johnny" (his real name, or the name he goes by is PJ) a few times, and he seemed like a decent guy.
Supposedly he got a lot of his sick sense of humor from his dad. According to this article, one of the things his dad would do is run a wet hotdog across Johnny's lips while he was napping. As soon as he began to wake up, his dad would make like he was zipping up his fly
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Hmmm, most normal people would find joking about sexually abusing your child NOT funny.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:40am.
Yeah that sounds like child abuse to me...
@Loozer - totally worth it to learn of your Boomhauer affection!
I've met "Johnny" (his real name, or the name he goes by is PJ) a few times, and he seemed like a decent guy.
Supposedly he got a lot of his sick sense of humor from his dad. According to this article, one of the things his dad would do is run a wet hotdog across Johnny's lips while he was napping. As soon as he began to wake up, his dad would make like he was zipping up his fly.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2007/03/28/celebrity_spotlight...
Sorry Freebird! Hope your monitor and/or keyboard is okay. lol
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 7:58am.
I MUST had weird taste b/c I find JK, Trace Cyrus and Shia all hot.
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Ok, I'll admit - Trace Cyrus can be hot in some pictures. But I'm not with you on the other two!
When I was around 14, I had the biggest crush on David Letterman....weird.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:30am.
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LMAO! You made me spit coffee.
INRE to unexplained attractions by Race/Chef Cammi
Mine is Boomhauer.
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You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing...
LMAO @ "jizz the season"!
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I fucking love this guy!! Makes me laugh no matter what he's doing.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:21am.
Marky's piece just gave him one several months ago.. they got married after a few kids/years but yeah, he has another one, infant (not newborn anymore don't think) and yes I cannot believe i fucking kept tabs on this shit..
black pants are awesme for hidin boners
damn, i got one now!!!!!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:18am.
I just fucking love him.
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I was just going to say the same thing.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is knocked up too. And isn't Rhea Durham going to give Marky Mark another one? And Mel Gibson's ho. And the second Becky from Roseanne and her co-star.
Baby Tsunami.
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I just fucking love him.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 8:08am.
yes.. dirty :)
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
Check out Fox news MK..that purported 12 litter pregnancy is a hoax. The bitch is crazy and now in hiding. Christ.
Knoxville is the creator is jackass? This is why he is famous? Never saw it. And his low slung zinjanthropus brow also lends him an inbred air. No and thank you.
Chefcammi- You find Trace Cyrus hot? Well, I guess I can't judge, I like the Geico cavemen.
Knoxville looks dirty.
and the babies name: Rubber Broke Knoxville
I picture his kid as being the type to pull an eyebrow off a dog.
(And you forgot Celine, MK. Gawd knows we're hearing enough about the 3rd Coming up here.)
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I MUST had weird taste b/c I find JK, Trace Cyrus and Shia all hot.
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
I'm surprised he can find anyone who actually wants to have sex with him.
Woopdeedoo. Too many babies these days. Congrats, I guess. This dude's an asshat.
That dude has issues...
Ow, that looks painful.
Baby Tsunami! They come in waves.
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jizzing ginas is so in this season, you're right mk...