Tuesday, August 18th 2009
Is Colin Farrell Going To Be A Daddy Again?
Colin Farrell's girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda-Curuś, either swallowed an entire Honey Baked Ham whole or she's got a baby brewing in her baby. I'm going to go with the latter, because Alicja has a look on her face like: "Ya, I got this." Oh, yes she does and I'm jealous of the ho.
If Alicja does have a case of the babies and Colin is the father, then the child will be his second. Colin has a 5-year-old son named Colin with Kim Bordenave.
Colin and Alicja met on the set of the movie Ondine. They have apparently been dating for only 7-months, which means shit got serious really fast. But if you were dating Colin, you'd wrap your fuck parts around his peen rod and wouldn't let go until a baby pushed it out. Truth.
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All I can say is: to Emma Forrest, I am truly sorry. I misjudged you. I had no understanding about your anger or your motivation for "Liars". I think I get it now.
Submitted by QuweenJillian on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:24pm.
I thought that girl was Faith Evans at first glance. Oops...
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There is a slight resemblance.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Well played...you lucky bitch.
Colin's son is named James Padraig, not Colin.
Colin can inject us bareback with his babymaking manjuice anytime!
How sad that Colin chose instead to waste and degrade his seed by shooting into an icky, yucky smelly stinkfish - which will result in a HUGE financial liability for Colin!
why does she look like she just swallowed a jizz bomb? oh and colin farrell? not so much
He is hot, but after watching that sex tape, he would have to take a Weed Wacker to that bush of his. No person needs that much organic tooth floss!
"Colin says it was an accident and due to miscommunication."
lol - that's great!! :D
brainwave entrainment
I thought that was Rachael Ray with Colin.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:44pm.
I wonder if this is how it went down:
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/253938
hahaha. "Be my baby's daddy!"
she's that eager to bring another alcoholic irishman into the world?
hey ...I'm half irish....I know irish
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Love Love Love her facial expression....ChaChing!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I thought that girl was Faith Evans at first glance. Oops...
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
Submitted by Niko on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:26pm.
What is it with these East European ho's spawning all over the place? McCarthy would be in a fit LOL.
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Uh, yes. It's the commies plan to relaunch Communism by having their women federline ™ - I'm stealing that term to use in normal conversation too! - with our celebrities
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Eastern European, you say? That's so 1950's. We have European Union now. East, West, whatever..
Marriage & followed by baby is so yesterday.
There is something dirty about him and I don't mean the good dirty. Filth.
Submitted by Niko on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 7:26pm.
What is it with these East European ho's spawning all over the place? McCarthy would be in a fit LOL.
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Uh, yes. It's the commies plan to relaunch Communism by having their women federline ™ - I'm stealing that term to use in normal conversation too! - with our celebrities.
I wonder if this is how it went down:
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/253938
MMMMmmmmm, Honey Baked Ham. Drool. Have it at least once, maybe twice, a year at my house.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:04pm.
The disorder little Farrell has is maternally inherited, so Colin is free to Federline without fear.
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Federline without fear???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolling on tiger back*...Awesome, just awesome....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The disorder little Farrell has is maternally inherited, so Colin is free to Federline without fear.
COLIN FARRELL IS MAGNIFICENT!!! JEALOUS!!!
i'm sick of men spawning all over the place from one pie to another petunia. and gross, colin farell, not good for genetics.
What fresh hell is this?
What is it with these East European ho's spawning all over the place? McCarthy would be in a fit LOL.
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Auri sacra fames
Why does he keep knocking up his girlfriends?
He's starting to remind me of kevin federline, but with, you know, actual talent.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 6:41pm.
hahahahaha *snort* You were there??
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:28pm.
"Yes, baby" means different things to different people.
hee hee. It does, huh!
I was thinking he grunted "OK?" and took her slurred "Yes" for "I am currently on the Pill so please continue. And, No, I am not worried about the possibility of STDs, because I know you, one Colin Farrell, as a man of some discretion."
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Colin: Wanna fuck?
Alicja: Yes, baby.
Colin hears: Yes, I want to, baby.
Alicja means: Yes, I want a baby.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Alicja doesn't care about money. Her parents are well situated (father well known businessman and former mayor of a town). She was born in Tampico because her parents worked for a while as diplomats. Earlier in Poland one handsome wanted to marry her and his fortune was estimated at about 4 mld USA $. She speaks 5 languages and her singing is as good as acting. She will be good mother. No wonder Colin is smiling now.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:28pm.
"Yes, baby" means different things to different people.
hee hee. It does, huh!
I was thinking he grunted "OK?" and took her slurred "Yes" for "I am currently on the Pill so please continue. And, No, I am not worried about the possibility of STDs, because I know you, one Colin Farrell, as a man of some discretion."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 4:54pm.
Always happy to help:
thanks!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:41pm.
momus - I wasn't positive on that, so I didn't mention it. Thank you.
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Welzcum. BTW: I believe that James is the first child for both parents. I don't who carries the defective gene. If this child has problems, then the evidence is stacking up that Colin is the carrier.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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But if you were dating Colin, you'd wrap your fuck parts around his peen rod and wouldn't let go until a baby pushed it out. Truth.
MK you just spoke the Gospel of Sluts Truth.
AMEN!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
momus - I wasn't positive on that, so I didn't mention it. Thank you.
Colin could make my yes yes very, VERY happy.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:25pm.
Maybe it's just me, but if I had a child with disabilities, I'm not so sure I'd be jumping into having another child.
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Especially, when the disability is genetically caused.
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/superstar-colin-tells-of-blessed...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"Whatever Princess wants, Princess fuckin gets!"
Mmmmmmkay!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:24pm.
Colin says it was an accident and due to miscommunication.
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"Yes, baby" means different things to different people.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Can't stand Pitt's constipated mug in this stupid ad!!
OT: Just googled her and she is one hot bitch.
http://www.klopsik.pl/klopsik-142.html
Colin, on the other hand, looks kinda OLD lately, huh?
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I would put in my bagina death vice grip and never let go.
Of course birf control would involved frist.
On that, I hope he has girl this time and she doesn't have the problems his little son does.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Maybe it's just me, but if I had a child with disabilities, I'm not so sure I'd be jumping into having another child.
Colin says it was an accident and due to miscommunication.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:17pm.
question: is the hollyweird set aware there are such things as birth control and condoms?
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Such matters only concern mere mortals. Hollywood gods MUST reproduce with Zeusian vigor!
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zeusian vigor! ahah! now it all makes sense!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
"Honey Baked Ham"....lol.
It's very weird to visit a gossip blog written in Polish when you're only used to reading your grandmother's newspaper in that language.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 5:17pm.
question: is the hollyweird set aware there are such things as birth control and condoms?
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Such matters only concern mere mortals. Hollywood gods MUST reproduce with Zeusian vigor!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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question: is the hollyweird set aware there are such things as birth control and condoms?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I thought that was Rachel McAdams at first.
I'd let Colin chow my box with out a second thought.
NOM MOM NOM
She sure as hell looks happy. Must be laughing all the way to the bank.
Hm. More bebehs.
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Bottom-feeder.