Afternoon Crumbs
Oh My Godric: Seeing Jason Stackhouse with his nipples out never gets old - Just Jared
The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley's topless Chanel ad - Egotastic!
RiRi's terrifying witchy red claws make her look so maternal - Popsugar
Michael Buble's new piece - Lainey Gossip
If crazy Richard Hatch's defintion of "gay" is a bitch who doesn't pay their taxes, then I totally agree with his statement - Towleroad
Christina Hendricks and her chichis o' plenty in L.A. - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit in 5 years - Hollywood Rag
Everyone's favorite evil gayby has a message for every Emmy voter - SOW
Off the charts - Cityrag
Karina and Maksim's fart-inducing staged romantic pictures (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kirstie Alley is about to cover everyone at the National Enquirer with chocolate sauce and fried barley chips so that she can eat them all up - Celebitchy
Leelee Sobieski still exists - Popoholic
Holy stoner Brad Pitt is doing a movie just for his kids - I'm Not Obsessed
Katy Perry prayed for big titties when she was a little girl. You and me both, bitch. But your prayers got answered - Socialite Life
Hailey Glassman is really fucking clever - ICYDK
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Oh man! I have that neck that Rachel Hunter is showing off! I just can't seem to lose it no matter what I do. If I had her money, I wouldn't have this neck. Hasn't she ever heard of a neck lift?
As for the hair...she needs more help there than I can give her!
To Sibis:
Agree about Henry Cavill!
I watch The Tudors just to see him.
We need more of him and Alexander Skarsgard here in America!
They are both gorgeous and talented actors!
Yes we need a pic of Alexander Skarsgard on this site. The man is a perfect, sexy, viking god!
I think he could turn a straight man, gay!
Submitted by Maui Girl on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:47pm
Really, I think someone better treat those exhausted photoshop experts to a vacation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ROFLMAO Keira Knightley's photo spread is amazing! Isn't it wonderful how they can take a homely, annorexic little boy & turn him into a woman with breasticals? Wonders never cease!
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Think they forgot to photoshop out that white bone sticking out of Keira's shoulder or pasted a real arm in the wrong place.
Alexander Skarsgard is pretty hot.
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
I hope True Blood's success translates into more Skarsgard.
Please, Jesus, let all the casting directors in Hollyweird start ringing him left and right. More Henry Cavill while we're at it as well!
I like Keira's small tits better than the airbrushed ones. And I mean, for fuck's sake, this is aimed at women, so no need to boobiefy the waif.
Sorry; the shrimpy, boring Kwanten can't hold a candle to the ultimate gorgeousness that is Alexander Skarsgard:
http://truebloodwiki.hbo.com/photo/6624092/Mr.January+-+Eric+for+Fangtas...!
OMG, beyond hot.
"I agree that Eric is hot shit but I don't agree with how they're trying to pussify his character by making him all obsessed with that fucking vanilla Mary Sue Sookie."
True, but at least we got that hot as fuck sex dream on Sunday night's episode. I think I've broken my DVR rewatching it. Damn.
Also, True Blood's Nan Flannagan for Hot Slut of the Day.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Link to Leelee Sobieski's classic 9/11 poem, "This Day and All the Rest" (best read in her breathless voice):
http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2006/09/where-were-you-when-it-happened.h...
Christina is really pale.
eww i don't wanna see more naked sookie.
I thought Scientoligy could cure obesity Kirstie?
"Fuck me running..."
I was hoping for some man-on-man Eric/Godric action, not sure why. At least a little kiss. They are wasting Holy Naked Skarsgard on Paquin. I'm not feeling it between those two. I'd much rather see him bed Pam or Lafayette or just about anyone than that milquetoast Sookie.
As for Christina Hendricks, I'm het, but that girl would make me consider pinch-hitting for the home team. She's gorgeous.
Jason stackhouse is young but his face looks aged- lots of wrinkles...
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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
I usually keep my trumpet by the water closet. I can multi-task, mask sounds, and sometimes even speed things up. Why do you think they say "toot"?
The only thing killing Kristie Alley is food! Dam that's a big bitch!!
Submitted by Mexicanwahine on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:58pm.
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Oooh ta. It starts over here, on a channel I can get, in October. Is it worth sourcing before then?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
First, it was a "special diet" to get big boobs. You know, just as Hale Berry. But now it's all spiritual and you have to pray to "god" and your prayer will be answered and you will grow up to have big tits. How clever these celebrities are, right?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh My Godric huh.... god, that is why I fucking love you to pieces MK!
leelee looks weird in those pics
wow did hailey glassbong come up with 'they lying channel' all on her own? clever! die you stupid waste of plasma...
was the big boob thing supposed to be endearing or something? twas dumb...like katy...
jason stackhouse = YUM
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Wonder how long it'll be before Keira Knightley starts blathering on & on about how flat-chested she is & how she's soooo skinny & eats hamburgers & fries all the time & can never gain weight?
Don't kid yourself, Michael K. We all know you have big, floppy man-boobs. Eat a salad you fucking heifer.
I love me some Jason Stackhouse, preferably naked and with a side of Eric.
Is that the thing to say now, "I prayed for big boobs"? Ugh. First Selma, now Katie, next Pamela Anderson hahahaha
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:47pm.
Yes - GOD gave you big boobs, Katy Perry. *eye roll* Obviously, he skimped on the brains and ability to speak coherently.
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NO SHIT!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
who is that man?
It's "Jason Stackhouse" from True Blood. You need to start watching that shit! He's HOT!!!
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:47pm.
Awww, Leelee is a pretty girl. She was a cute little kid too.
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plus, her boobies look ala natural ~ unheard of in Hollyweird! hmmm... maybe that's why she's not workin ... just sayin ...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Who is that man?? :O
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 1:50pm.
I still think Leelee should play Helen Hunt's sister in a movie or series.
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Totally co-sign on that, loozer! Been sayin' it for years, too! And Jodie Foster could also be a sister.
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Bottom-feeder.
That Keira Knightley ad is hilarious that girl doesn't have any boobs only nipple.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
I still think Leelee should play Helen Hunt's sister in a movie or series.
Leelee movies include:
Never Been Kissed
The Glass House
Here On Earth
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Yes - GOD gave you big boobs, Katy Perry. *eye roll* Obviously, he skimped on the brains and ability to speak coherently.
Awww, Leelee is a pretty girl. She was a cute little kid too.
Ryan K was the main reason I watched Summerland and the reason I bought the Dead Silence DVD.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Leelee who-bieski?
Christina Hendricks and her chichis o' plenty ****************** MOMMY FEED ME!
Christina Hendricks could turn me into a "two minute brotha". *groans* ...Uh-make that 30 seconds.
Katy Perry is such a moron that it's not even funny!!
BTW, I wonder if that slag would pray even harder to her surgeon, I mean, to the Lord, for even BIGGER chichis if she saw the knockers on Leelee Sobieski.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
at first, i thought that ryan k picture was ryan reynolds...
stackhouse is ok as long as he doesn't speak...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Just as long as "Jason" doesn't talk, I melt!
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Keira Knightly's "boobs" are LOL.
Rachel Hunter and Kirstie Alley: Can somebody tell me how can these ladies who were so fit (back in the day) just let themselves go like that?
*shakes head in disbelief*
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No no, can't feel the attraction to Jason... he looks too stOOpid :-)
Kirstie Alley needs to stuff another box of donuts into her fat mouth and shut up.
The Family Guy creator is right in that linked to Emmy story. "The Simpsons" SHOULD have been the animated series nominated as Best Comedy as it's been breaking ground and incredibly popular for about 15 years and counting. Family Guy got nominated by the oh-so-clever in Hollywood because it made fun of Sarah Palin and Conservatives. Very brave.
Motherfucker! Why can't I resist the Christina Hendricks posts? It's the same thing every time. First, the drooling and then the painful erection. I can't stand it!
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....I can't click links.
I agree that Eric is hot shit but I don't agree with how they're trying to pussify his character by making him all obsessed with that fucking vanilla Mary Sue Sookie. The tv show doesn't have to follow the damn books. That shit would be boring.
damn double post.. sorry bitches.
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