The Greatest Singah In Dah Woooorld Is Knocked Up
UPDATE: Celine's rep confirms to UsWeekly that rumors are true, "We can confirm she is pregnant. Celine and René are very happy. They are crazy in love over the news ... they are overjoyed." My frozen embryo will go on!!!!
Lying in Celine Dion's magical womb might be a fetus with long flowing locks (which she will never cut) and a singing voice that can cure cancer. That's because word on the block is that 41-year-old Celine Dion is pregnant with her second child. The Journal de Montreal (via The Montreal Gazette) says that kayak's #1 fan and her 300-year-old husband, Rene Angelil, conceived with the help a team of fertility gods (aka some doctors in NYC).
Their first baby friend, (roll your Rs if you know what's good for you) Rene-Charles, is already 8 years old.
Celine has yet to confirm or deny the rumors.
While researching this story (BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!), I googled "Celine Dion baby" and this is the first picture that came up:
The internet: Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
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I bet their baby is born with freezer burn.
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It sounds like the new dood is from an embryo frozen in 2000, when Princess René-Charlize was conceived.
http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/682499
Celine never bothered me....until she appeared in PEOPLE showing off all her baby items including a $4,000 carriage. I hate people that show off.
HaHaaa
Does Céline feel old age creeping on?
Who fucking cares.
Wow good for them. I've never been a fan of her music, but I watched a Celine Dion documentary the other day and she came across like a really smart, humble and nice person. And she and Rene definitely love each other and love children. This news actually made my day a bit better.
Whoa-how much plastic surgery has this hag had? She looks nothing like she did 10 years ago. I liked her music when she first became popular but her interviews killed it for me. I know Rene was probably pumping her ego night and day so he could get into her when she was a 14 year old but damn! Bi tch believed it! Her first kid is really looking odd with that hair and his strange mannerisms, maybe the sperm was freezer-burned. Hope the second batch kept better or is from a fresher "donor".
Yaaaaaay!!!! I love Celine!!! They play her music at school all day long and everyone always hates her music and I secretly mumble all the lyrics under my breath while smiling like a retard!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
You don't really roll your r's in French; you kind of breathe through them from the back of your throat (sexy description there...).
Good luck to Celine if it's true. Her husband will be about a million years old by the time this baby reaches primary school.
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I am SHOCKED that they used fertility treatments...you mean she can't get pregnant the "natural" way?? Snerk...her hubby's sperm are a day older than dammit, just like he is...
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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:43am.
Oh, Excuse moi? and TABERNAC!!!!!
hahahaha. Pas de quoi.
More old farts having babies, YAY.
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Submitted by i am a sloth on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 11:33am.
41? i thought she was way older for some reason.
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Bottom-feeder.
Rene will probably bet the fetus in a game of Roulette.
Anne Geddes is a sicko who takes innocent defenseless babies and does weird shit with them in the name of "art." If they were a few years older she'd be arrested for child porn.
41? i thought she was way older for some reason.
wait, what?
First of all...Anne Geddes is evil and must be stopped.
And...I like Celine Dion. She is batshit crazy, but I think she has a good heart.
My grandfather and grandmother waddled down from Quebec to Massachuetts there, so I can speak to the weirdness of French Canadians, me eh? My aunts and uncles spoke English with a French inflection, but my dad did not. I have overcome the peasant stock I inherited from them, largely thanks to the influx of fresh genes from my mother's side of the family. She was adopted, and we never knew her heritage, so I fantasize that her forebears were from an exotic locale like Italy or Scotland and were tempestuous and fantastic.
I hate Anne Geddes.
*swigs Molson at 11:12 a.m.*
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Submitted by taliaann on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 10:48am.
Honestly, their son would be cute is they made him get a freaking haircut. Most girls I know around his age have shorter hair...and no excuses that he wants it that way. It's more than a bit sad to give your grade-schooler all the control.
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please... isn't that Celine's doing? I remember a mag article and the 3 of them were all in these white, gauzey clothes looking like hari-krishna's at the airport. sooooo strange.....
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It's looks like Chuy from
Chelsea Lately
Honestly, their son would be cute is they made him get a freaking haircut. Most girls I know around his age have shorter hair...and no excuses that he wants it that way. It's more than a bit sad to give your grade-schooler all the control.
God help me, that picture is fucking hilarious
Air jerk conception.
What? They aren't 'over the moon'?
They can't really be that happy if they aren't over the moon.
Ann Geddes pictures always bug me out...
Oh, Excuse moi? and TABERNAC!!!!!
Merci Tristram!
So it be true! I think she is a weirdo but nonetheless congratulations!!!
300 years old???? O.m.g., old man was a perv for Celine when she was a little girl. ewww!
Loved the picture of baby rolls, wow the guy never changes!
That's an Anne Geddes moment. Mechhh....
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:46am
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Hey the dog in your avie is cuuute! Anne Geddes married a TV producer from Brisbane who left his wife and kids behind and it would seem that he and Anne went on to make buckets of money. Another piece of worthless trivia to stuff into our overloaded brains.
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Thanks! That's my adorable little Corgi, Andy - she is my baby as I'm not fond of real babies.
Which is why I'm happy to hear another reason (the husband-stealing) to NOT like AG. I can't stand those syrupy, overly-precious baby pics of hers...gag!
Team Napalm Anne Geddes! (props, Ford & Stoney)
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:51am.
Is it the old man's baby, wasn't he sick with cancer and they had to chop it off? LOL!
He had throat cancer but has recovered. I am fairly sure Québec mandates smoking for everyone over 15.
Team napalm Anne Geddes.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why the hell are those sprogs and that stupid plastic mannequin covered in algae?
Geddes should be covered in Napalm. Every OB/GYN, in my area, has those inspid, baby fetish posters gracing offices.
Gag!
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Good Lord, Celine's uterus can't possibly be only 41 years old! She's only two years older than me when in fact she looks 10 years older than me. Life is crazy!
Is it the old man's baby, wasn't he sick with cancer and they had to chop it off? LOL!
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:46am
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Hey the dog in your avie is cuuute! Anne Geddes married a TV producer from Brisbane who left his wife and kids behind and it would seem that he and Anne went on to make buckets of money. Another piece of worthless trivia to stuff into our overloaded brains.
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Une seule vie
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:41am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:25am.
lmao at the baby!
and why do the other ones have fucking watermelon heads?
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I'm guessing it's a portfolio by NZ photographer Anne Geddes who has made a fortune doing that kinda stuff.
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Anne Geddes and Celine Dion collaborated on a book some years ago...I have no idea why my brain would remember this information. *shudder*
I saw this bitch on Oprah once and girlfriend is NUTS. So.fucking.weird.
Made me unconfortable.
Where is EH to come in here and tell us she is too old to give birth?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:25am.
lmao at the baby!
and why do the other ones have fucking watermelon heads?
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I'm guessing it's a portfolio by NZ photographer Anne Geddes who has made a fortune doing that kinda stuff.
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Une seule vie
That Rene babeh is the funniest thing I have seen all morning...I just know that picture is going to pop into my head during the meeting I'm about to attend. Curse you, MK!
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:35am.
No "Tabernac!"?
I LOATHE her... on behalf of Canada, my sincere apologies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80URrQO1cU4&feature=related
Putain!/Pute! la conasse!! C'est d?go?tant! He's an old fuck!!! C’est des conneries!
Merde!!!!!!
I don't blow coffee out my nose too often but that baby picture did it.
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
Great, who cares!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 9:09am.
Maybe Celine's the one who ordered that 12 piece set from Tunisia.
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Pleco, I think you've nailed it. And she gets the bonus sugar and creamer set too.
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lmao at the baby!
and why do the other ones have fucking watermelon heads?
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Fucka doodle-do.
MK, you are a serious journalist!
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She's flat and that's that!
Good lord, did powder puff come out his cock and then they added milk and water to make a baby?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
if she is really preggo..i'd put monies on the fact that she has a girl. she prob had them hand pick a girl fetus to inject into her babeh oven